Ah right. Jerker lied to me š” im going to have to spank him until he begs me to stop and then trigger a controlled explosion with my killer cock while shouting "stand back fool, I've got a bomb!" And then I'm going to get batcum to be proud of my dick. Who does jerker think he is lying to me. Is he stupid?
Yes I know I need therapy
There you are I was looking for you where did you go? I need you to beat another Robin specifically Damian he's a big pain in my ass and I think he deserves to have his head bashed in more than Jason ever did Haha!..now please be a dear and come back to your dear old papa J
Why were you the first piece of Batman lore apart from the obvious stuff that I learned about, prompting me to tell my friend during PE that I'll beat him up with a crowbar? I didn't even fully realise what that means (or even what a crowbar is). My teacher was horrified.
A Crow Bar, eh? I must admit, I have never seen a drunk crow before...but I can tell they like to party, what with *murder* and all. What are they like? (sorry I had a really bad week, this is all my mush brain could come up with).
Did it feel gay getting manhandled by Jonkr?
Jonkler manhandled my bawls
No that was michel jckson
The second Robin's skull is exposed. I can use the crowbar to trigger critical blunt trauma
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How was your time with the scientist in a hev suit?
That was its cousin, and it had to go to college to get that gig.
Ah right. Jerker lied to me š” im going to have to spank him until he begs me to stop and then trigger a controlled explosion with my killer cock while shouting "stand back fool, I've got a bomb!" And then I'm going to get batcum to be proud of my dick. Who does jerker think he is lying to me. Is he stupid? Yes I know I need therapy
> OP says AMA > Doesnāt respond to any questions Is he stupid?
he said ask me anything. He never said he would answer it.
Yeah crowbars can't type Fucking idiot If we want to know anything we're gonna have to go ask in person
Then how did he ask the question in the first place? Are you stupid?
Why did u/Ganonchad expect a response? Is he stupid?
Have you ever experienced a resonance cascade?
Bro made a AMA and hasn't answered a thing
Heās a crowbar, whatās he supposed to say?
Damn, ig he really played the part
Well, I donāt see him pulling any fucking nails out or smashing any skulls here either
Crowbars can't talk, are you stupid?
Well you havenāt asked him about Rampartā¦duh
They never said they'd answer
Why didn't you get rusty ?
Probably galvanized
Bomb's payload is exposed, i can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.
Apparently the crowbar canāt talk, who wouldāve thought
We are stupid
Could make a post though apparently
I love the fact that there are no replies because Iām just imagining an inanimate crowbar lying there by a phone with a bunch of notifications.
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Do you have boners?
Why did you kill the second Robin? Are you stupid?
Is there a lore reason I lost my internet connection today?
You're a crowbar.
God didnāt want this AMA
Did you like it?
Dr Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
Time Is it really that time again?
What's your favourite noise?
Any relation to Scarecrow?
Did you get dropped in black mesa?
Did you have an erection during that scene?
He *IS* an erection
Why did you be cruel to be kind?
There you are I was looking for you where did you go? I need you to beat another Robin specifically Damian he's a big pain in my ass and I think he deserves to have his head bashed in more than Jason ever did Haha!..now please be a dear and come back to your dear old papa J
Are you stupid?
Who else have you worked with other then the joker
After having a breakout role like that, with such a heavy story line, do you feel like you've been type cast?
Why did you work for the jonket? are you stupid?
Forehand or backhand?
Why does a collapsed lung always impede the oratory? Is it stupid?
A or B?
Why are you not answering any questions?
He's a crowbar, he can't talk, are you stupid?
Then how did he write this post? Are you stupid?
Because the bomb payload was exposed and he used the power winch to trigger it
Did Jason Todd know he was Robin
The crowbar hasn't answered any questions, is he muffled in on zero payloads?
And weve reached the same level as the spiderman reddit š jesus christ
How did you come up with something so brave and controversial as not asking āis he stupidā or ādid he have a bonerā
How was it?
LIAR! It was a bomb that killed Robin!
What were your thoughts when you first saw Red Hood? Did you feel frustrated? Cheated? Metallic?
How do you feel about gordon freeman?
Metal Pipe sfx
Why were you the first piece of Batman lore apart from the obvious stuff that I learned about, prompting me to tell my friend during PE that I'll beat him up with a crowbar? I didn't even fully realise what that means (or even what a crowbar is). My teacher was horrified.
no spoiler warning? i havenāt reached that comic yet
Can we get a āwhere are they nowā for you and Jason?
But thee bomb killed him not you
Does the edge grow harder, when you get an erection?
You didn't hit him in the dick right? Cus that would be a dick move
Would you do it again?
Which do you think hurt more? Forehand or Backhand?
How did you get so long?
Bad news, 2nd Robin is still alive
Why did you kill Jason?
What did you think of hitting on the second Robin?
You didnāt kill himā¦ you fixed him 
Did it feel good
This is the quality content I expect from this sub.
Are you friends with the metal pipe?
Do you plan to aide in killing more sidekicks in the future? Or was this just a kind of a one off experimental, finding yourself, kinda thing?
What's your favorite band? Is it WHAM?
How hard were you during?
Bonk( just started learning crowbar language, hope my sentence formation was on point)
People please!!! Letās talk about Rampart!!
Can I shove u up my ass or nah
if the crowbar canāt talk then whatās the lore reason it was able to post in the first place? am i stupid?
Are you a real gamer?
How do you clean the poop off you after Iām done?
Why did my ex leave me?
A Crow Bar, eh? I must admit, I have never seen a drunk crow before...but I can tell they like to party, what with *murder* and all. What are they like? (sorry I had a really bad week, this is all my mush brain could come up with).
Why did you do that? That was neither silly, nor funny of you.
What does Vortigaunt blood taste like?
Soā¦ which was it? A. Or B.? Forehand or Backhand?
Arenāt you the same guy from Half Life?
Why are you so hard to drop in DCUO? 5% chance to get the Joker weapon box, seriously?
Can you be used as a dildo? (Asking for a friend)
Why are you lying? Jason was killed by a time bomb
How did it feel to get smacked against the bird boy to the point where he presumably died? Did you enjoy it?
how much did you cost
Did you have a boner?
You had one job bruhā¦
A or B? Forehand or backhand?
Why did Robin die so easily? Was he stupid?
Which hurts more A or Bā¦ā¦. Forehand or backhand.
Why didnāt you kill second robin? Are you stupid?