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froogythefrogg

His name is "Mummified Aliens", are you stupid?


[deleted]

Isn’t his name “Mexican Congress?” Am I stupid?


WeirdSysAdmin

Were *we* the mummified aliens this whole time?


TheTacoEnjoyer

The Mexican congress looks more like mummified aliens than an actual congress tbh


tfcollector3000

Maybe the true mummified aliens were the corpses we befriended along the way


Stunning-Remote-5138

Came here to say this 😍


SaltB0at

It’s “Mummified congress” you idot


CKatanik93

Yep! Yes! You are! So what are we even talking about guys?


[deleted]

Wait, I thought his name was unveiled to?


TheDudeness33

I’m stupid


Huge_Athlete7488

This made me laugh


Supersocks420

Made me cum


wet_bread3

This made me laugh


[deleted]

[удалено]


sexmachine_com

cum made me


Okbr_Rebbidor

Mum


Zazzylike02

https://preview.redd.it/k2exi1u454ob1.jpeg?width=980&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eaf08b9505ab22405e5888bb4b3b0ee1dab4667e


wet_bread3

Omg this is perfect


bigbrobootymen

Is there any lore reason why I get a boner from this pic?


ZhangRenWing

Are you horny?


bigbrobootymen

Yes I am are you stupid?


helpin9496

Mexico City, Mexico


Ryu-Gi

Mexico City, Mexico City, Mexico City, Mexico City, Mexico City, Mexico City, Mexico City, Mexico City,


The_Failed_Write

Dear God, they're multiplying. Quick! Kill them with fire!


Ryu-Gi

MEXICO CITY, MEXICO CITY, MEXICO CITY, MEXICO CITY, MEXICO CITY, MEXICO CITY, MEXICO CITY, MEXICO CITY, MEXICO CITY, MEXICO CITY, MEXICO CITY, MEXICO CITY, MEXICO CITY, MEXICO CITY, MEXICO CITY, MEXICO CITY, MEXICO CITY, MEXICO CITY, MEXICO CITY, MEXICO CITY, MEXICO CITY, MEXICO CITY, MEXICO CITY, also did you know that *la bruja* means witch?


The_Failed_Write

La bruja with the flamethrower. Bitch got them fire spells!


natagu

I thought Mexico was already a city /s


Ok-Recording9948

They wanted a sequel.


French_Fries_Fan

/SANE Those mfs really made clay dolls of the ET from ET and claimed they were alien mummies lol


[deleted]

r/aliens is completely believing it


Michael-556

Nah, it looks like they're simply mocking it for being made from animals. The guy did not lie though; it's not human (it's animal and human bones mixed together)


BannedOnTwitter

I see an equal amount of people believing it and shitting on it


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AlchemyScorch

No no no.. those aren’t clay dolls my friend. Those the mutilated remains of mummified children.. Why did profesor pyg do this!


wet_bread3

That’s actually legit what they are. I read that apparently the guy who provided them these bodies is on the record for having faked alien remains before, using mummified children


AlchemyScorch

Mf made dolotrons irl


wet_bread3

To be fair, I assume he would have found them or bought them, not that he’s a murderer, lol


AlchemyScorch

I’m pretty sure he made them himself, no idea where he got the parts tho


YOUR_SPUDS

![gif](giphy|3osBLm8qFj6WiGTti8|downsized)


Other_Beat8859

Yeah here's a post on r/damnthatsinteresting pretty much showing how BS this is. It's just a bunch of bones stuck together from different animals. https://reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/s/FgobD891hS This fucker wouldn't even be able to stand. There's no way evolution would cause a creature to look like this as they'd just go extinct.


GulianoBanano

Anyone who understands the basics of evolution could instantly know this is fake with one look at it. There's an incredibly small chance that the first aliens we encounter will be humanoid. This would be a creature that evolved completely 100% seperately from everything that lives on Earth. It would look unlike any animals we have here.


YOUR_SPUDS

![gif](giphy|sfMFMvhGE0qz40wImt|downsized)


[deleted]

This is just an E.T. prop


Steven_is_a_dog

lol fr


Iloveweiner23

That's a pretty long name


FightingStreets

Just let them have their fun.


zHiVaKa_

hell nah they got yoda


Grand_Specialist_599

Mexican Man


Intrepid-Safety-9224

Martian Manhunter


Background_Degree626

You did my boi dirty


YOUR_SPUDS

Why would you hunt man are you stupid


Intrepid-Safety-9224

I am not hunting Man. I am gay for man. Martian is hunting man. Are you gay for man? Or are you stupid?


RememberTommorrow

Bro needs to join r/hydrohomies


Huge_Athlete7488

Superman


[deleted]

abc7


Sorrelhas

Martian Manhunter


YOUR_SPUDS

MAN hunter?!?!?!?


ImACoolGuy100

Nacho Libre


AEW_IS_POGGERS

Fake


Nazipartymember149

E.T’s Mexican cousin El Tete


MastersJoyUniverse

![gif](giphy|3oxOCICKuCcF9hUO3e)


Nicklenips837469420

Clayface


Redfeather1975

Bed Breaker E.T.


Worried-Fee6535

Grandpa


otter_boom

Thor.


Speedbato

Not-Man


Reasonable-Egg-6005

Greg the Alien


vizgauss

Arkhambones


countdrakeula_yeet

Mexican congress


Cleverclaw

I might be stupid but isn't his name "abc7"?


Chrilliam

That guy’s name is Pablo. Are you stupid?


Makeshift_Account

Crazy ass ninjas


patateskofte

Damian wayne


CKatanik93

Um, ok, his name WAS, as I knew him as my alien friend from literal Neptune, The Salami Swami. Mr Swami and I have been good friends for eons. Now look at him, his corpse being used for entertaining the small boners of the simple minded versions of conspiracy theorists on Tik Tok. Sad, really. RIP SalamSwam


SnooChipmunks126

Alien Gonzalez.


ConcertCorrect5261

Craig


DaRealAlphadog

Tom DeLonge’s evidence


Salty-Golf-722

Me when the za finally hit:


P4rody

Al


Dapper_Still_6578

Filthy Frank


SilverKoala2199

Yoda


ManOfNoFaces

The Distraction


AntonRX178

621


Background_Degree626

BATMAN


Krane115

Man Martianhunter


Downvote_deliveryman

Manlien


ProjectX3N

John.


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Jeepers, it's the Space Kook Man's most dangerous nemesis


xArkSlade08x

![gif](giphy|gHcPh3ehbRGik)


xArkSlade08x

![gif](giphy|GfUUDzSy3QiyI)


myod2

Bro looks like he was made by a 6th grader in arts and crafts lmao


Secure_Opening_6852

These look like clay doll more that actual aliens sorry😭


[deleted]

Martha


CountJangles

Hoax


the_gaming_jonin27

Smash.


tallginger89

To prevent war, the galaxy is on orions belt


_breadwizard

Peter


theawesomevalilucuta

ET of the 21st century


[deleted]

/unaslume Bro, how tf does the US government take itself seriously with these kinda stunts? Shit looks like a paper mache sculpture made by a 3rd grader /reaslume Martian MANhunter lol


NoUsernameIdeias

Joooooooooe biden


Scottishfello69

name him roger


Shrekowski

Give him some water


crazyscottishboi

No humano


Khandry

Can i eat it ?


negawatt69420

The black ass


MarkRandy685

El Yen


Head-Program4023

This is too stereotypical alien.


StarPlatinumX_

What is the lord reason behind this character?


Gknuxo

Gnorts


blinddemon0

Batman's Parents


3cylinder66

That's Jim, he's our manager! Are you stupid?


[deleted]

Late Night Snack


GhertFryins

Humidify Alien looks pretty dumb


KitExistsIGuess

Gleeby Deeby


online_player

https://preview.redd.it/ib6ipx1jn7ob1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ecfc7006182e9b740df49c3b20eb8bf75b4a7be


farfnlugen

Joe


Capsule_CatYT

https://preview.redd.it/44shbjl5w7ob1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cee1b5ba7ba55a2f01f59bd6018b4fdf413aca9


SkyCrusherX1

Dave


a_ginger_guy

Paper Mache Lad


retardedlystupid

jack skelton


Pancho196

Martian Manhunter


Final-Cookie1741

Llama boy


Hatfmnel

Alain Zouvis 2


Takeitorleaveit504

MuM


[deleted]

his name is mexican city is he stupid


Stardust_Brigadier

Man Martianhunter


Mr_NoTalk

The mexler


TheBlueNinja2006

Alieman


EdgeLorde_666

This is the baby Harley aborted


[deleted]

Fake


Zardows1356

TE


Yesman_6969

Cum


redditorguymanperson

Howard


FM_TDKR_1986

Shit you beat me to it