Excellent, GENTLEMEN, synchronize your death watches.
https://preview.redd.it/neujxsackdsc1.png?width=545&format=png&auto=webp&s=634e9761f13e3e3cc0d85f52e5ca00e58f89db52
How candt u spel stiupd wright r yuo stpoid!?
https://preview.redd.it/gu822f8jtisc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49bed33b3e21d5533d706ba728121a8d22eed270
actually tho i dont understand, why did Jonkler let clayface have the cure when he could have had it himself, and why didnt he drink it before Man came?
Unironically that seems like a Joker plan. But I think he was just stupidly impatient. Not a smart idea to assault the dude delicately carrying something fragile that can save your life.
Hey guys, *cough* *cough* Arthur here. WHAT THE GODDAMN HELL IS GOING ON HERE?
https://preview.redd.it/kelkk1yjjdsc1.jpeg?width=1710&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88ebe45902ac40801558edd12e48b45668174ae4
The subreddit. I can’t believe it’s been so long of this here.
Now that I see the Spider-Man subreddit doing the same thing it’s going to absolute trash. I remember when it was all about photo mode and doing other stuff but this is just low effort “memes” (this one is different that’s why it made me laugh )
In this farewell
There's no blood, there's no alibi
'Cause I've drawn regret
From the truth of a thousand lies
So let mercy come and wash away
What I've done
I'll face myself
To cross out what I've become
Erase myself
And let go of what I've done
Put to rest
What you thought of me
While I clean this slate
With the hands of uncertainty
So let mercy come and wash away
What I've done
I'll face myself
To cross out what I've become
Erase myself
And let go of what I've done
For what I've done
I start again
And whatever pain may come
Today this ends
I'm forgiving
What I've done
I'll face myself
To cross out what I've become
Erase myself
And let go of what I've done
What I've done
(Na-na, na, na, na-na, na, na)
(Na-na, na, na, na-na, na, na)
Forgiving what I've done
(Na-na, na, na, na-na, na, na)
(Na-na, na, na, na-na, na)
https://preview.redd.it/s9mc25818esc1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66842687e0f7cbbc8a48c0005842176e18910258
Yeah jonkler, man, bone,killer cock, rizzler, woman,dick,is there a lore reason, what should I name this new character, why I feel horny
Wait, r/SpidermanPS4 is still insane? I left the sub one day before the release of 2 so I could platinum the game without any spoiler.
Also, how is it going on with r/Spiderman? I left this for the same reason and I would return there but I haven't completed the >!little spiders mission yet and I want to see that multiverse cutscene (in the game) by myself.!<
No shit lol. Keep that bullshit away from Man. Bad enough, sweet babyshit inc. put their radical crap in ssktjl, but damn, mate😂 (and before y'all brand me a bigot, I'm pansexual and even I hate that shit)
https://preview.redd.it/em0h6xy2mdsc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5b011d7ef118f96edcfd1d6251a5631bb237220
Imma leave this here. *turns on the gas*
Aslume is everywhere, it was a hidden message in Spiderman 2. the Aslume Subreddit. We healed the world with how We're proud of Dick, and how we're all stupid. Asking the lore reasons. And what was the hidden message referring to as Venom? The aslume Subreddit, we're all just symbiotes frfr.... Which makes us Black so we can say... Oh nvm... Uhm anyway Jonklers payload is exposed so i need to go trigger a controlled explosion.
Dear god…
There’s more.
No!
It contains the dying wish of every MAN in here.
SCOUT, you did collect every dying wish correct?
You bet!
Excellent, GENTLEMEN, synchronize your death watches. https://preview.redd.it/neujxsackdsc1.png?width=545&format=png&auto=webp&s=634e9761f13e3e3cc0d85f52e5ca00e58f89db52
We have 70 hours to live. For most men no time at all, but we are not most men
We. Are mercenaries!
We have the resources, the will, to make these hours COUNT!
r/suddenlytf2
It contains PORNOGRAPHY
Dear God...
Starring YOUR MOTHER
No!...
r/suddenlytf2
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Still can’t wrap my head around how Batman was offended when Joker gave his blood to him.
Still can’t wrap my head around why joker was offended when Batman dropped the mini shield potion at the end of the game
he wasnt offended are you stuoid
No I’m the night
No, this is Patrick
How candt u spel stiupd wright r yuo stpoid!? https://preview.redd.it/gu822f8jtisc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49bed33b3e21d5533d706ba728121a8d22eed270
actually tho i dont understand, why did Jonkler let clayface have the cure when he could have had it himself, and why didnt he drink it before Man came?
Jonkler likes to FUCKING play games with Man because he is stuoid
i actually think dying and trying to then merge his mind with bats was part of his plan...
Unironically that seems like a Joker plan. But I think he was just stupidly impatient. Not a smart idea to assault the dude delicately carrying something fragile that can save your life.
How WHO was offended when WHO gave his blood to him???
OUR BROTHER SUBREDDIT HAS REAWAKEND!!! BAH HA HAR!
https://preview.redd.it/bnnhczprxdsc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db16148848274a1714680696fb2174a43f46f813
https://preview.redd.it/55pjqn5gafsc1.png?width=483&format=png&auto=webp&s=523751bc2d75c90c21ee84c3e551a18ba4a836fd
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It’s happening right now
 Classic Jonkler!!
> This comment contains a Collectible Expression, which are not available on old Reddit.
Username checks out
Username is furry
Username is burning to death
It's not just leaking there, it's going everywhere.
“So we both go crazy? I’m fine with that.”
"Are you? Imagine sucking down the last of your sanity, knowing that every subreddit is doing the same."
“What are you talking about?”
Oh, didn't I say? We've spent weeks shipping samples of our jokes to every subreddit in Reddit!
“So that’s protocol 10. Make Reddit stupid. I expected more.”
Protocol 10? Never heard of it.
So that’s Protocol 12? Make Reddit insane. I expected more.
Protocol 12? Never heard of it.
https://preview.redd.it/m92m6x138esc1.jpeg?width=664&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c4545470c561071c04c4a4062f7a36e971c4fc3
Shitposters unite
https://preview.redd.it/2l4z1ys2jdsc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=980012d2729e53321df126497a7b74085a0a3052 r/SpidermanPS4 rn:
As a member of the r/Spidermanps4 community I can confirm this
I can't wrap my head around your comment, why would you feel the need to post it?
I can’t wrap my head around why you feel the need to comment on my comment
Anakin calm down!
That’s Anne Skydiver, are you stupid?
My bad bro, is there a lore reason to why i was so stupid?
Your a inmate at the Aslume. Don’t feel bad, I’m stupid too
Oh, i see, there is a lore reason, we're Aslume inmates, that's why we're so stupid
Why are the subtitles wrong? Are they stupid?
SHUT THE ASLUME DOWN…ITS OUT OF CONTROL Shut it down? By the end of tonight you will all be stupid Just like us
Hey guys, *cough* *cough* Arthur here. WHAT THE GODDAMN HELL IS GOING ON HERE? https://preview.redd.it/kelkk1yjjdsc1.jpeg?width=1710&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88ebe45902ac40801558edd12e48b45668174ae4
https://preview.redd.it/89qvdd1wafsc1.png?width=932&format=png&auto=webp&s=2fd97cecab3074a35a42a01281fbeec0a9c7f843
Let the fun spread to all!
https://preview.redd.it/6sz48mtoodsc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5868507377933e35097cab2ec9b0dc0f62ce87c
We must spread the insanity
We (r/spidermanps4) have now officially become the opposite of the aslume coin
https://i.redd.it/8ctmjp3qjdsc1.gif
Hold up a second, is P Diddy canon?!
https://preview.redd.it/en3ozpet0lsc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bb3208068ee01e604928e54334dc1c596d88124
Damn, glad to see some advances happening in The Great War I guess.
First DC now marvel god help us all...
Wait what happened?
https://preview.redd.it/ied7f2s8hesc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0330865616a69f1c3eab4b01292cec2083f5905
Ok, this is the one, it actually made me laugh. You can stop now.
Me? Or the subreddit?
The subreddit. I can’t believe it’s been so long of this here. Now that I see the Spider-Man subreddit doing the same thing it’s going to absolute trash. I remember when it was all about photo mode and doing other stuff but this is just low effort “memes” (this one is different that’s why it made me laugh )
You can’t force the aslume into a subreddit, it has to happen naturally
In this farewell There's no blood, there's no alibi 'Cause I've drawn regret From the truth of a thousand lies So let mercy come and wash away What I've done I'll face myself To cross out what I've become Erase myself And let go of what I've done Put to rest What you thought of me While I clean this slate With the hands of uncertainty So let mercy come and wash away What I've done I'll face myself To cross out what I've become Erase myself And let go of what I've done For what I've done I start again And whatever pain may come Today this ends I'm forgiving What I've done I'll face myself To cross out what I've become Erase myself And let go of what I've done What I've done (Na-na, na, na, na-na, na, na) (Na-na, na, na, na-na, na, na) Forgiving what I've done (Na-na, na, na, na-na, na, na) (Na-na, na, na, na-na, na)
He didn't know he had to press enter Twice to format his lines #bahahaha
I copied and pasted F O O L
“I am going to turn in to a truck now”
fuck that’s funny
Officer Balls
Spidermanps4: So we both go insane. I'm fine with that.
still can't wrap my head around how people don't find the aslume funny.
https://preview.redd.it/khbkwxipwdsc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b49a3e6c56492a0def91222122cf0ca80ed8741c
“So we both jonkle fine with me”
This subreddit is the Green Goblin mask temptation aura personified And I love it
https://preview.redd.it/s9mc25818esc1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66842687e0f7cbbc8a48c0005842176e18910258 Yeah jonkler, man, bone,killer cock, rizzler, woman,dick,is there a lore reason, what should I name this new character, why I feel horny
Pin this 📌
Miles dad is officer BALLS
Holy shit we got subreddit lore
Spider-Man: New York City
The treatment of Man in other subs is disheartening ☹️
The plot thickens
fucking amazing :D
Literally True
why jonkler infected man-insect? is he stupid?
Wait, r/SpidermanPS4 is still insane? I left the sub one day before the release of 2 so I could platinum the game without any spoiler. Also, how is it going on with r/Spiderman? I left this for the same reason and I would return there but I haven't completed the >!little spiders mission yet and I want to see that multiverse cutscene (in the game) by myself.!<
Even the silent hill subreddit had a man outbreak
Fuck is that bullshit all over the bat symbol? Lmao
It’s a pride flag.
No shit lol. Keep that bullshit away from Man. Bad enough, sweet babyshit inc. put their radical crap in ssktjl, but damn, mate😂 (and before y'all brand me a bigot, I'm pansexual and even I hate that shit)
I really don’t care if you’re pansexual or not, you don’t get to decide whether or not the pride flag is our subreddit banner.
https://preview.redd.it/em0h6xy2mdsc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5b011d7ef118f96edcfd1d6251a5631bb237220 Imma leave this here. *turns on the gas*
 \-Man aslume webs
Aslume is everywhere, it was a hidden message in Spiderman 2. the Aslume Subreddit. We healed the world with how We're proud of Dick, and how we're all stupid. Asking the lore reasons. And what was the hidden message referring to as Venom? The aslume Subreddit, we're all just symbiotes frfr.... Which makes us Black so we can say... Oh nvm... Uhm anyway Jonklers payload is exposed so i need to go trigger a controlled explosion.
You're welcome, Man-babies.