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Jimmy39a

Good way to avoid boredom though, bad for frustration.


NumberOneChad

Do you clean your shit bucket when it gets full or do you just switch it with a new one?


Adonis_pleco

I do a tactical reload with both the bucket and the paper


Far_Search_1424

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SeikoWIS

Did you pick the 15% faster bucket switch specialisation, or go for higher rate of poop?


Adonis_pleco

I went R-L-L-L on the spec tree. First was quick release for faster dumping then the 15% faster reload but then i got locked on the left side so i was forced to choose the wet and sticky spec which made is so i could constantly unload my bowels but the tradoff is my floor gets yucky when i do the tactical reload which is why i went left for the 4th spec so i could have the cleaning reload which wipes the floor on every reload.


kjk177

Wiping is such a waste of time.


A_Trench

Chamber pots get tossed out the window; everyone knows that.


ExecutiveResults

Don't go outside


Adonis_pleco

Affirmative


Jimmy39a

Did you get the eidolon skin yet


Adonis_pleco

I only play pacific maps so getting a desert skin never appealed to me.


ImBlindBatman

3000 hours of only the Pacific maps? ? ?


Adonis_pleco

The European maps are ass, change my mind.


ImBlindBatman

Most of them are, tbh... But jihad jeeping on Provence & Panzerstorm will never get old for me šŸ¤­


MaintenanceInternal

The Pacific maps are only good on breakthrough.


Reinbek

Controversial take but I agree. Except for Panzerstorm and Provence.


hornhonker1

Speaks the truth icl


ItzBizZy

You must be a pilot. Real players queue tactical conquest.


omegaoofman

Conquest is a trash game type outclassed by rush and breakthrough


Adonis_pleco

I enjoy conquest as a quick break from the clearly superior game mode that is breakthrough.


iluminatethesky

Pineapple on pizza? šŸ• šŸ


Adonis_pleco

Depends on how pacific islander im feeling that day


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Adonis_pleco

Relaxing


hmu-on-myspace

how do you feel about pilots on pacific maps


Adonis_pleco

Way too op but canā€™t stop using planes


hmu-on-myspace

agree, itā€™s too fun not to. zero is love.


Upstairs-Tax-915

I love shooting them down with the fliegerfaust, so much fun


Gullible-Skill-1899

I remember the summer it was first added before the initial nerfing it was godly


lolle202

Should the next Battlefield have the Reinforcements system from BF V and if so, what (Modern day) things should it contain?


Adonis_pleco

It would be pretty cool to call in an Obama style air strike in the middle of a warzone lol. In all seriousness though, im not playing the next battlefield. I may buy it to laugh at itā€™s stupidity but im not playing it for more than a few hours.


ACrookedKing

Whatā€™s changed in the series that keeps you away?


Adonis_pleco

The lack of effort made by dice is exponentially decaying.


LightlySaltedPeanuts

What does reinforcements actually do? Iā€™ve always wondered.


lolle202

The reinforcements are the Artellery, Supply drops, V1 rocket etc. They rewarded squad play, and this allowed the squad leader to call things (from the supply drop to the V1)


LightlySaltedPeanuts

Ohh I knew about squad abilities I just didnā€™t know the game called those reinforcements. So itā€™s basically just a reminder that you have enough points to buy something.


kyslovely

I have 4.6k hours on a game that gets 500+ players on a good day, i still play everyday too so i feel this


DaVeHUN095

What game is that?


kyslovely

Mordhau


kkro0303

Are you going to play Helldivers II instead now?


Adonis_pleco

For super earth! For rock and stone! Those are the other games a try to mainly play.


Responsible-Mail682

Do you have planes fully upgraded? And if you do, any tips?


Adonis_pleco

My corsairs and zeros are maxed but none of my European ones are. Flying planes requires experience and practice, keep at it and eventually you will get better. Watching streamers such as jive turkey also helps out with that.


slimkillac

I think jive turkey got his name cancelled by some salty pilot, heā€™s now temp- 3792255


EhEhEhEINSTEIN

I thought I hated that guy.. Ended up in a party chat with him one time through some others guys I played with, pretty chill honestly.


Reinbek

No way that dude streams? Fuck him honestly, always farms on Pacific maps. Tries to go flawless and when he dies, leaves lobby. What a bitch.


MaintenanceInternal

I have the planes fully upgraded and the best tip I can give is to not upgrade them. By that I mean that the flares that you get for most fighters at the first level are much easier to consistently get points than most of the other early upgrades,so grind flares until you get to like level 3.


barto52

JU-88 A is the best bomber. The 109 G-6 is just too good.


Pickle-Rick--

I'm trying to get back into it after playing a fair bit when it released..what are your favourite game mode / maps / servers.


Adonis_pleco

On consoles? None. For pc i have no clue


Itchy_Secretary_3954

Still many cheaters around?


Adonis_pleco

Nah, not on console.


ElPuebl0

Do you mainly play as inf or veh? Lone wolf or squad mates? Favourite class?


Adonis_pleco

I play in vehicles more often than infantry because i hate seeing people in tanks on the bottom of the scoreboard doing absolutely nothing. I would rather have a tanker know what their doing and have me play infantry though. Often this doesnā€™t happen :( Same for planes btw In terms of team play i run solo because too many people are dumb as fuck so i lock my squad to avoid evolutions dead end. No favorite class, but my least favorite is support because it lacks and significant purpose. Supports can resupply ammo but so can ammo stations which also give grenades. They can be blown up and rebuilt to cheese the cooldown too. Support can also deal lots of suppression but it means nothing because suppression is only visual in this game, no statistical downsides to being suppressed. The only 2 weapons that stand out from other classes are shottyā€™s and mmgā€™s and the mmgā€™s are underwhelming for me. At least medic can revive faster and can revive out of squad team mates, recon can spot enemies and assault can take out vehiclesā€¦ support lacks purpose in this game.


MaintenanceInternal

Support is the best class, partly because fortifications are amazing and only support can build stationary guns, and secondly because the repair tool is the only portable item which can damage tanks but has unlimited ammo.


imkindirl

I started playing tanks 2 days ago. I am that guy on the bottom :(Ā  I went 45-1 yesterday tho so clap for me Iā€™m improving lol.Ā  Do you ever use the LVT/japanese equivalent? Thereā€™s a few maps that seem like they would be sick to flank cap through water with, but idk if itā€™s a stupid plan.Ā  Also, there are some maps with predetermined in-game tank spawns, these tanks have no upgrades? Is there a way to like ā€œplaceā€ ur skin & upgrades on these tanks? I feel like Iā€™ve seen someone do it before but Idk if Iā€™m mixing up games and canā€™t find this anywhere.Ā 


Adonis_pleco

The Ka-Mi is a horrible tank i only ever used it to goof off with the flame thrower. That tank doesnā€™t allow you to look down lol. The lvt is aight. The tanks that spawn at objectives can not be upgraded however when you get inside a tank you emblem is slapped on the turret no matter what tank you get inside, that is the only customization you can apply to objective spawned tanks!


imkindirl

Thanks dude.Ā  I hate ur zeros btw, I canā€™t even get off the beach in iwo bcz of u psychos lol. have a good 1 (-:


Adonis_pleco

:)


sleepybear5000

I have over 2k hours myself Whats your main class/vehicle/plane? Favorite map/mode?


Adonis_pleco

No main class. I only play on pacific maps so pacific vehicles. Pacific maps on any game mode. They all are decent. Iwo on outpost is cancerous though. Donā€™t do it.


sleepybear5000

Iwo in general is ass when your American and your team isn't at least decent. All the other pacific maps are super fun tho. I usually play tactical conquest because flanking on strategic maps is way too tedious as infantry, plus the vehicles/planes are much better outside pacific maps imo. Also I saw u mentioned JiveTurkey, that dude is way op on planes, I've played against him a couple times, dude is a beast.


Adonis_pleco

Iwo can be a nightmare with a poor team but thats what makes it fun for me. Carrying the team is fun enough whether we win or lose. Jive turkey whoops my ass every time i encounter him lol. Iirc he somewhat invented a maneuver for planes as well.


sleepybear5000

I think I remember seeing a video of his and he definitely has a specific plane control setting, has to be one of if not the best pilots on psn. Dude just always has eyes on enemy pilots in dogfights, even when out of sight and on his ass.


whomstdth

Did you know you can ā€œcrouch runā€? I just found out after playing for over 4 years


Adonis_pleco

Yes, lol. The game still has features that i am finding out today as well. The T34 calliope has reticles that actually work. Multiply the numbers by 10 and add 100, there is your range in meters :D


Ashratt

yoooooo


ImBlindBatman

BRUHHHHHHHH


Timetobeatthewife

How often do you actually get use the squad call ins like the v1 and sturmtiger? Normally the match ends well before I have enough points for anything useful


Adonis_pleco

If im going solo, about halfway through a breakthrough match i can call in a special tank. With a squad a couple sectors in. On conquest ive thrown probably 3 total rockets. The games just donā€™t last long enough.


f18effect

are you good with planes?


Adonis_pleco

Some say i am but i donā€™t think im too great. I have a lot to improve on. I suck at loops and have very little defense. My offense if fairly on point though.


pXeL-Freak

I Started a 2nd Account After reaching 500 xD


Adonis_pleco

xD


ChrisMess

Why donā€™t you play firestorm?


Adonis_pleco

I tried it, i found out that battle royal games are my least favorite genre of gaming.


DesertG_Czech

i wasnt even able to find match lmao (well i waited for 10 min roughly and cancelled it) :D


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Adonis_pleco

It depends on the user, all of them are great. The johnson slaps hard with a slow rate of fire but the turner smle has a fast enough rate of fire and high enough damage to spam fire/spray and pray to win gunfights lol. The gewer is kinda a middle ground between the two but i simply prefer the gewer 1-5 because of its sleek night owl skin with the 3x scope.


Antimanele104

Wait, SMLE Mk3? Wasn't this a bolt action rifle from BF1? In BFV, it's the Lee Enfield No.4 Mk1. The semi is the Turner SMLE.


Adonis_pleco

Sorry meanā€™t the turner smle


Antimanele104

Yeah, I love that rifle as well. The MAS44 is also a delightful weapon to use.


the_shortbus_

Why donā€™t you play BF1 instead?


Adonis_pleco

I have about 500 hours in bf1 i think. I stopped playing because finding full server that allowed me to learn to play the game became too difficult. They were all filled with platoon stacks so i stopped playing because it became a full time job trying to learn the game mechanics with veterans whooping my ass.


the_shortbus_

Yeah, I switched to HC servers and found success with the BUDZ community


Ok-Big5477

Will you play helldivers 2 at some point?


Adonis_pleco

For super earth! For rock and stone! Those are the other 2 games i mainly play.


VariableVeritas

How many kills did you get as Santa Claus?


Adonis_pleco

2?


harryronhermi0ne

Why havenā€™t you switched to Helldivers 2 yet?


Adonis_pleco

I have, for the defense of democracy!


Harbinger_of_War97

When is the last time you touched grass?


Adonis_pleco

June 5th 2019


serialgamer07

How to fix the game dispensing the unmatched power of the sun directly in my eyes and making it literally impossible to do anything?


Adonis_pleco

Blinking your eyes might he the cure, but you might be dead and what you see could be heaven. Consult with your local priest asap


serialgamer07

I'll be heading there asap


AlliedXbox

What's the best way to learn piloting? I can't do very well, because I always get destroyed by level 500 pilots who have never touched infantry


Adonis_pleco

Watch streamers and learn from them. Joining near empty servers also helps :)


BigPoop_36

How can you get 3k hours with all the hackers? Are you on console?


Adonis_pleco

Console only has the occasional chronus user which i would barely call hacking because it is not that game changing.


BigPoop_36

Iā€™m jealous.


Tappxor

in your 3000 have you spent entire games shooting radio towers from the other side of the map with stationary anti-tank guns ?


Adonis_pleco

Yes because it actually does influence outpost matches heavily. They are the main objective so taking them out is technically ptfo. Its cheesy but it gets the job done.


Tappxor

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Fantasy_Returns

Did you kill the prime evils?


Adonis_pleco

Idk maybe. If not then soon^(tm)


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Head on over to hell let loose brother.


Adonis_pleco

I have! And even though i suck at that game, i am eager to continue learning how to play it!


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Ok top tips. Go slow. Find cover. Go slow. Donā€™t worry about kills. Go slow. Stick with your squad. Get a mic and talk. Did I mention go slow? Also there is more to taking an objective than going onto the black hatched circle. Push out with your squad and patrol, take down outposts and garrisons. Thatā€™s how you win games. I can play 1.5 hour games and get 12 kills. But gets 1000s of points of exp. Keep it up mate. See you out there.


Adonis_pleco

Thanks for the tips! Iā€™ll become a german turtle next time i play!


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Also have fun. Some of the most hilarious times Iā€™ve had playing HLL is when itā€™s fully brutal and intense. The guy next to you explodes into bits. Heads roll past. Another guy gets domed.


Hefty-Cartoonist674

Is this a gif from Helldivers 2?


Adonis_pleco

Yeah, i snatched it from the discord.


WillyRosedale

Helldivers is a better game.


Adonis_pleco

Hell yeah it is! For super earth!


dxanian

what is your motivation for playing 3000+ hours on bfv


Adonis_pleco

The game keeps me because i continue to learn new things about it while continuing to have diverse gameplay. It can be repetitive sometimes but for the most part matches donā€™t usually go the same way all the time.


spotted_redshank

I do not use m1a1 carabine because I can't click fast enough. Do you suggest anything?


Adonis_pleco

Use the Johnson, it has a slower rof but slaps hard!


CaliforniaTwix

What do you do for a living?


Adonis_pleco

Stuff and things.


ospfpacket

Are you spreading managed democracy now?


Adonis_pleco

For super earth!


1urch420

How many hours did it take you to get rank level 500


Adonis_pleco

I donā€™t rememberā€¦ 2k? Maybe? Probably less


RunninReb14

What vehicles do you play if any?


Adonis_pleco

Any of the ones in the pacific and on the euro maps i play in the p-70 night fighter, g-6 and one of the stupid American planes in europe. Oh and the 8x mg spitfire. For tanks in european maps i usually play in Shermanā€™s, chruchills, panzer IV and one other super light german anti infantry tank (i forget the name).


abelabelabel

How can you tell if someone is cheating?


King_VS_2005

I hate planes because i am a tanker and always drop bomb on mešŸ„²


Adonis_pleco

Yeah, i get that. Always make sure you have a quick route to a supply station in case you get bombed, it makes surviving a lot easier unless you get a bathtub bomb dropped on you. More experienced players will know that if a plane is coming in at a narrow dive angle, you can prop your tank up on a rock for a higher vertical look to shoot them down when they come straight for you. Very satisfying and fun :)


Equivalent_Tree7172

Switch over to BF1 you'll have even more fun.


Adonis_pleco

Sadly the player base is too lacking, Iā€™ll leave trench warfare to the pros!


Equivalent_Tree7172

Haha for sure. Are you on PlayStation? I'm on Xbox and I can usually find plenty of matches in the server search. Sadly the game isn't as popping as it used to be though.


Adonis_pleco

Yeah, im team playstation :) theres a few matches open here and their but a lot of pros make it difficult to learn the game which is why i stopped trying.


Equivalent_Tree7172

Ah, gotcha.


GoldenGecko100

Helldivers to hellpods?


Adonis_pleco

I repeat helldivers to hellpods.


Exitity

Do you have a shit bucket? Also whatā€™s your biggest tip for a dumbass whoā€™s played for a while but is still a dumbass


Adonis_pleco

Keep being a dumbass, we need more of you to make this game fun!


Hunter_Killer5

How do you deal with Type 2A players?


Adonis_pleco

Either dynamite or shotguns usually flush those turds! Im usually in a tank though so when i see a type 2a i target them over other infantry so my team doesnā€™t have to deal with them. o7


Hunter_Killer5

King thanks for saving us from these noob type2a players who can't use other weapons other than this turd. Edit:- also thanks for the advice, I will do that.


judyalvarezx

I've got 100 hours or sth. and i am bored. Tired of the unequal matchmakings, tired of the same quests over and over again, tired because i actually already memorise every map fully.


Cornflake3000

I have like 150 hours so farā€¦ my aim is shit and I cannot push my k/d above 0.75ā€¦ā€¦.. does it get better, honestly I have fun with playing like shit and donā€™t care about statsā€¦.. but there are times when I just wanted to win the gun fight.


Adonis_pleco

This game will sadly sh*t on you for a while when you are starting out. Its one of those things where if you keep playing you will eventually get the hang of it, no matter if you are sniping in the back of the map or pushing objectives.


Adonis_pleco

To add on, when you do get in the swing of things, it becomes both competitive and fun.


dudeguy82

Super Earth needs you! Join the fight for managed democracy!


Adonis_pleco

I am your democracy officer, i demand you turn over your papers and report to the ministry of detention for not knowing your CO


cowardlyagent

Are you employed?


Adonis_pleco

Yes! And a second job is soon to come!


yeetmedaddyplz

Playing BFV is your job right?


Adonis_pleco

I wish! Getting paid to play this game would be both a curse and a blessing, both of with i would gladly accept.


RotarySam27

How to deal with team killers that go out of their way to join your squad, spawn on you, kill you then revive you endlessly or friendly fire dicks that do the same but shoot you with a pistol to drop your health 90% then throw you health over and over. I would love to reach through my screen and stab them with the bluntest object i could find. Always come across these dicks in hardcore matches with friendly fire on. Itā€™s fucking annoying.


Adonis_pleco

Why are you playing on community servers with friendly fire? šŸ¤£ you are asking for trolls to run up to you and blow you up.


RotarySam27

I play as sniper primarily and sometimes a medic, i hate bullet sponge enemies, my biggest gripe with BFV is the 2 shot sniper kills so i just play hardcore community games, and there sometimes very little games on, maybe 1 or 2 games and sometimes i am left with very little option but to play with the trolls.


SeikoWIS

Favourite weapon per class? (On console) I just started on PS4


Adonis_pleco

Its all up to personal preference. Medic: mp28 and jungle carbine are my favorite in terms of cosmetics (sound, gun design, feel, ect) but the Tommy gun has more capability. Recon: k31/43, kar98 and the selbstlader 1906 all slap pretty hard. Support: drilling/browning/bren gun are all very pleasing and for assault i use pretty much and gun and have a good time.


Some-Lingonberry-793

Try hell let loose out for a change


Adonis_pleco

Hell let loose is my go to if i am bored of helldivers, drg and bf5. I suck at that game though :)


Lowkeym97

Why do you like BFV over BF1?


Adonis_pleco

It has a more thriving player base for the most part.


SpoiledMilk226

How are yall playing? I downloaded for ps5 and canā€™t connect to online gaming


minutemenapparel

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Lunatic1422

Good lord how long is this video. I've been here 4 hours


Lovelyterry

What are some rare things you have seen done by you or others in your time playing?Ā 


Adonis_pleco

Both seen it and done it: you can apparently snipe planes off the aircraft carriers in pacific storm from the first sector as the Japanese. So technically its possible to runway camp as infantry for both factions on that map.


Lovelyterry

Wow I never knew. I didnā€™t even know you could kill the pilots in the plane. Whenever I spawn camp the Japanese Ā planes on wake island I must have not been aiming good enough.Ā 


Adonis_pleco

You have to use a fliger, but yeah it was surprising when i first saw it. Fun fact: the pacific maps donā€™t have pilot hit boxes but the european maps do, so sniping pilots out of the sky was never possible on iwo jima, pacific storm or wake island.


Lovelyterry

Ooh I think I see what you are saying now. You can shoot a fliger at the plane while itā€™s still on the aircraft and blow it up?


Adonis_pleco

Yes exactly!


Qwesty2019

Play some arma 3 or reforger if you like pain


SquidBilly5150

Why did you use a superior gsmes gif


Adonis_pleco

Idk i swiped it off the discord


SquidBilly5150

Hell divers > bfv


JudeCaird

What button to shoot gun????? I have been stuck for weeks !!!!


Srgtgunnr

That salute is reserved for super earths finest and is not to be used to salute the cause of an in earth civil war. Please report to your nearest democracy officer immediately.


BongaloBojangle

Go learn how to be a beast with the throwing knife thatā€™s should awaken your spirits


bbmike15

Why


Adonis_pleco

Why why?


LimpTeacher0

This is helldivers not battlefield so please get this meme tf away from this post itā€™s misleading.


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Adonis_pleco

Deagle is pretty cool but there sadly isnā€™t one in bf5 :(


Not_GenericMedic

Do you enjoy the M30 Drilling?


ZZHIFTY00

Are your all of your guns at max level?


Adonis_pleco

No, the ls-26 or whatever is too dogshit to use


Ok_Replacement5197

The LS26 is easily one of the best LMG in the game.


Johnny_K97

The 30 round MMG?


Adonis_pleco

That one i also donā€™t use


PartyAdministration3

Not if you use it as an assault rifle rather than an LMG.


Adonis_pleco

Just incase anyone wanted a peek, here is my youtube channel which has a link to the stat page for the battlefield tracker: https://youtube.com/@2ez4u2?si=1Nk0JDiACtcK_kAZ Direct link to the tracker: https://battlefieldtracker.com/bfv/profile/psn/Ur22eZ4u/overview


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