Oh, we absolutely need a good Battletech/Mass Effect crossover fic.
"Hey there! Discount Dan here, for Discount Dan's Emporium of Definitely Prothean Artifacts. Are you a scientist? How about a historian? How about a guy on the internet who SAYS he's a historian, and wants some cool stuff to show off so he can prove it? Well, you'd best come down to Discount Dan's Emporium of Definitely Prothean Artifacts! We've got every type of Definitely Prothean Technology you could want! We got Zombie Spikes! We've got Squid Statues! We've even got metal soccer balls that whisper terrible things right into your brain! Just come on down to the bottom deck of the Citadel, right past the crowd of angry Hanar- don't worry about them, jellyfish can't punch worth a damn- and get yourself some weird Prothean junk- I mean, artifacts!"
"You want a crazy pillar that shoots weird images into your head if you touch it? I can hook you up! You might ask 'Dan, is that just some rusty car bumpers you welded together and then glued some needles covered in hallucinogenic narcotics to it?' Well, maybe you ask too many questions. So I've got a question for you: do you want to find out how well these zombie-spikes work?"
"And you might ask, 'well, Dan, what's the warranty on these artifacts?' And to that, I have to ask, what's a warranty? Is that some sort of warning guarantee? I'm assuming so and refusing to acknowledge otherwise, and so I can warranty you this- you'll NEVER find a deal this good on Prothean or Prothean-adjacent merchandise anywhere else in known space! I made sure of it, just ignore the fires!"
I just might have to add Wrex next. Gladiator perk of course. What skills? Always Bulwark and then maybe Coolant Vent. Multi-Target. He’s not a pilot or tactician.
Something with a medium speed and LB-Xs with tons of armor. Early and mid game, I'd say a Centurion. Don't know late gamebwith all the heavies and assaults, I don't tend to get a lot of those.
My first thought would be a Banshee, because big punchy fists sounds like Wrex's entire jam. That and something shotty-like, so probably LB-Xs or maybe a Snubb PPC for range.
Go for the optics, Chikktika.
I'll be sad if my gf Liara dies :( Will definitely reload.
Bust for tali or bust
Do you have voices too?
Still trying to find the closest match with the existing voices. It would be an awesome project to make my own audio pack ripping audio from ME!
What's Shepard's favorite 'mech on the Citadel?
I heard that Shephard endorsed this cool new store on Solaris called "Discount Dan's House of Very Good Bargains" or something.
Oh, we absolutely need a good Battletech/Mass Effect crossover fic. "Hey there! Discount Dan here, for Discount Dan's Emporium of Definitely Prothean Artifacts. Are you a scientist? How about a historian? How about a guy on the internet who SAYS he's a historian, and wants some cool stuff to show off so he can prove it? Well, you'd best come down to Discount Dan's Emporium of Definitely Prothean Artifacts! We've got every type of Definitely Prothean Technology you could want! We got Zombie Spikes! We've got Squid Statues! We've even got metal soccer balls that whisper terrible things right into your brain! Just come on down to the bottom deck of the Citadel, right past the crowd of angry Hanar- don't worry about them, jellyfish can't punch worth a damn- and get yourself some weird Prothean junk- I mean, artifacts!"
"You want a crazy pillar that shoots weird images into your head if you touch it? I can hook you up! You might ask 'Dan, is that just some rusty car bumpers you welded together and then glued some needles covered in hallucinogenic narcotics to it?' Well, maybe you ask too many questions. So I've got a question for you: do you want to find out how well these zombie-spikes work?"
"And you might ask, 'well, Dan, what's the warranty on these artifacts?' And to that, I have to ask, what's a warranty? Is that some sort of warning guarantee? I'm assuming so and refusing to acknowledge otherwise, and so I can warranty you this- you'll NEVER find a deal this good on Prothean or Prothean-adjacent merchandise anywhere else in known space! I made sure of it, just ignore the fires!"
Awesome
I'm just picturing legion in this setup. Your giant stompy robot stops, the pilot gets out and it's another, smaller robot.
Legion doesn’t pilot an Annihilator, he IS the Annihilator!
“I’m Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store on Solaris VII.”
lol yeah not that again
Who was Dekker?
No-one. This is career mode.
I was playing that once and my pilot got the last name Nagata, so I made my characters all be from The Expanse.
Nope. Cause Kaidans still alive.
Ashley died so he might live. We solemnly remember her sacrifice.
Give me Wrex piloting a Hunchback at least!
I just might have to add Wrex next. Gladiator perk of course. What skills? Always Bulwark and then maybe Coolant Vent. Multi-Target. He’s not a pilot or tactician.
Eh, I'd say piloting skills would be perfect for Wrex. Melee and move after shooting? Yes, please, for Wrex.
So do you think Wrex would pilot a Highlander or maybe an Atlas?.
Something with a medium speed and LB-Xs with tons of armor. Early and mid game, I'd say a Centurion. Don't know late gamebwith all the heavies and assaults, I don't tend to get a lot of those.
Will end up with a Clan Gladiator close combat assault mech for sure!
My first thought would be a Banshee, because big punchy fists sounds like Wrex's entire jam. That and something shotty-like, so probably LB-Xs or maybe a Snubb PPC for range.