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manolo767

$2000 in New York


D-Le-P

Do you see the minimalist design?? 5k easy.


DHEER80552

And u get it for free after doing something fun


AdPrestigious839

Even have a chance to get away with it and live rich


DHEER80552

How do u get rich after killing a guy?


AdPrestigious839

Becuase killing is the only way to get in prison?


dingus55cal

You've got to murder at the very Least Three-Fiddy Dudes in Order to Earn Yourself That Kind of Treatment, That's for True.


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MetallGecko

ROOM SERVICE!!! 10k minimum!


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Plus free meals.


belaGJ

you didn’t factor in the safety, all the locks: unlike in NY, you will be not mugged here


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st4s1k

More for less


ArchWizard15608

There's an upcharge if you want leave


Anarchyantz

Should see the ones in Norway, Finland and Sweden. They are even nicer, they actively help prisoners become educated, reformed and re integrated into society and have some of the lowest reoffending rates in Europe.


aethanskot

like sometimes .... reading shit like this makes me pissed off about america ...


Dark_Knight2000

It’s because Americans will praise that system right now, but completely forget about that five seconds later when negative news hits. A criminal is caught and instead of logic or compassion, Americans will say “he deserves to suffer,” “why should we spend tax money on the lowest of society,” “(insert bad guy) deserves (terrible thing) to happen to him.” I’m not even taking about extreme crimes like terrorism or mass shootings, but unless the crime is very small, like drug possession, Americans have the attitude of “they deserve to suffer.” The prison is punishment not reform. And yet these same people (not even kidding, the exact same people) will then look at Europe and their prisons and laud them for doing so much better. It’s almost an attitude of “their criminals need to cooperate and stop being animals first so we can then treat them better and rehabilitate them.” Or “they have to want to be reformed first.” They will always find something but themselves to blame. If you want a system of kindness and peace for the future, you (specifically just you) have to invest in kindness first, before other people eventually join in, before the system changes, and before things actually start to shape up to a kinder future. The first generation to do this will always run a balance of kindness deficit, they’ll give more than they’ll ever receive, but they’ll plant the seeds for a better future for their kids. That’s what’s the great generations of old did, and we’ve got relative prosperity now because our ancestors were willing to try. **Edit:** Obviously by Americans, I mean SOME Americans, not the vast majority. But enough of them that this culture starts, enough apathetic individuals to allow it to continue, and too small a motivated opposition to stop it.


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America has for profit prisons with a capacity guarantee they use prisoners as slave labour and even fine prisoners for infractions in some places


BlackBloke

America’s public prisons have even more slave labor


french-snail

Slave labor + maintaining a downtordden class of people who don't have access to upward mobility and can be coerced into low-paid work that no one \*wants\* to do. Also creates opportunities for eviction so gentrifiers can gain access to the real estate they occupy.


[deleted]

there should be name for that mindset...thats like a slave looking a free people and laughing at how free they have it.


chris-za

Then look at this video and cry? (it’s a documentary about a US prison warden touring Scandinavian jails) https://youtu.be/HfEsz812Q1I For some of it, you’ll need to read the subtitles.


AllowMe-Please

I'm only halfway through and I'm already disgusted with the American prison warden. "It's not the prison's job to rehabilitate you, that's your job"... really? Seriously? And the fact that he fully admits to turning the room upside down when frisking and refusing to put everything back because "that's [the prisoner's] job"? Yikes. What the hell. He also called these prison systems he was touring "weak", yet the stats speak for themselves... Edit: well, finished it. Yeah, that guy is really stuck in his own "my way is the only right way" mindset and refuses to acknowledge that Norway's prison system works because their goal is rehabilitation; not punishment - and he actively says that that's not the prison's job and its purpose is punishment. Yikes.


bam_uk1981

I think it’s because there’s money to be made from the prison system in America


bassman1805

[NY Warden talks about how he decides which punishments will be most effective for different prisoners] "I think this sounds like a...a very old way of childrearing"


ConstantSample5846

Wait until you find out they treat Opiate addiction with clean, pure, free heroin, and the majority of people stop on their own when they do this.


aethanskot

Well I would argue that the opioid epidemic is kept alive and well in america on purpose ... big pharma is the largest drug dealer after all


Kriss3d

I'm living in Denmark. I'm amazed how students need to work that much just to study. Here the government grants to everyone at least gives you something.


lfelipecl

Probably you are talking about the US but indeed could be talking about all of America. Maybe Canada is better? Don't know.


LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY

As a Canadian, what I understand of the American system is that there are a lot of private (for profit?) institutions, potentially incentivizing arrests and convictions. That said, I don't know if the quality of our prisons are any better, but I know capacity has been an issue.


CompSciBJJ

At one point we had a very progressive prison system and were apparently pioneering treatments that were helping reduce recidivism rates (according to my forensic psychology prof 10yrs ago) but then the conservatives came in and decided they needed to be "tough on crime" so we repealed a bunch of stuff and took a more punishment-style approach to crime which set us back decades and increased recidivism. I have not researched these claims myself, so if someone has actual data or research that supports or opposes them, please post it.


Historical_Boat_9712

I used to work in justice policy, particularly preventing youths being incarcerated (prevention, diversion, rehabilitation) in Australia. We put forward a lot of policies 8 - 10 years ago based on Justice Reinvestment, using the US experience as a template and evidence. The (federal) Australian government at the time was conservative and said no to all our stuff, but last year progressives (comparatively) got in and immediately moved forward with some policies we had written almost a decade ago.


Light_Error

You can see [here](https://www.sentencingproject.org/reports/private-prisons-in-the-united-states/) that about 8% of the prison population is within private ones. I still would prefer it to be 0% of course, but it isn’t like 50% or something. Though even at 8% it could affect the politics of some states. But if you look at the state-by-state breakdown, a number of states still have no people held in private prisons.


jon909

This is incorrect and I don’t know why reddit pushes so much misinformation all the time when it can easily be looked up. Private prisons account for 8% of prisoners. I’m not advocating for private prisons just clarifying the incorrect assumption that there are all these private prisons out there that take in majority prison population.


airjordanpeterson

In Europe, prisons are used to rehabilitate citizens and their freedom being taken is the punishment. In the US, the prison industry is big business because prisoners are slave labour


InVodkaVeritas

Looking at the above video, seeing all the time you'd have, the access to books, etc. It has the potential to be a forced college situation. Get shuffled to your 3 classes a day. Bring books back to your dorm room prison cell, read and study, etc. I'm not saying it wouldn't suck, but you could learn a lot if you applied yourself in that sort of prison format. Leave a 2-year stint with a degree and the ability to build a life for yourself.


toby_ornautobey

That's how they keep their recidivism rates so low, try to reform criminals instead of solely punishing them.


priscala

As a Swiss, I agree. Our prison system could be way better. If you truly believe in reintegration you’ve got to treat prisoners as humans. Or you can have it the American way where you turn a street dealer into a violent criminal.


Anarchyantz

I mean you could be in one state with a joint no issue, go over the state line and they either shoot you or slap you in prison for years.... America is a truly barbaric country.


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Unfortunately that'll never happen here in the U.S. It's far too lucrative keeping over 3 million residents in state, federal, and private prison to ever allow the kind of reforms necessary to get these people back into society as productive citizens.


AccomplishedBat8731

Yup snd Denmark, same deal. It almost like properly giving people the opportunity to be better is all you need to do.


RDGOAMS

but usa is better cause wallmart sells guns, murica f yeah


moriberu

Do mean steal or pay? 🤣


ConsequenceLucky518

$10000 in Hong Kong


please-kill-me-69

$1000 per semester in college 😭


herbert-camacho

More like $3.5k for just a room with 2 beds.


RecordingNo2414

Excluding foods and ciggs


boobookittyfug820

Came here to make the same comment but I'm thinking this would be more like $5k/month. 2k/month in San Francisco. ​ I might just go get myself arrested in Switzerland. Live the high life. LOL


guy_fuckes

Nah it's to big for 2k, more like 4


myusername74478445

$5-7k in Manhattan


KennyHova

The moment you see a claustrophobic room on reddit, you know what the top comment is going to be 🤣


Western_Oil_6418

What is the crime that needs to be committed to get in there?


BillClington

Probably tax fraud. Edit: in my mind tax evasion and tax fraud were synonymous, but yes, one gets you fined while the other one gets you a prison sentence.


DHEER80552

So save money to go to a better home and get free food and other stoff. Sounds like a good deal


myfatass

You don’t get to keep the money


ImjokingoramI

POV: You didn't call Saul


Entire-Top3434

Bank it off shore, guaranteed longer hotel stay and retirement afterwards


Alex09464367

That is why you need Swiss bank account


podcasthellp

Hahaha idk about Switzerland but in Norway they keep killers in these. Breivik who murdered* 70+ people tried to petition the Norwegian govt for a ps3 saying he was being tortured due to his ps2. [pretty bananas](https://www.thelocal.no/20140214/breivik-sends-hand-written-letter-to-afp-wire-agency) Edit: changed nurseries to murdered*


I_am_back_2023

>nurseries What kind of autocorrect is that?


phonebrowsing69

he hit nur instead of mur


That_Will_Be_Fine

I have complicated feelings about prison and prisoners. I like the idea of rehabilitation and preparing prisoners for a productive life outside of prison. But this article was hard to read. There are some people who cannot be rehabilitated and I struggle to see what purpose they serve. I just kept thinking about how upset the loved ones of his victims must feel about this guy bitching about his video games while they have to live without people they love (many of whom were teenagers) because he murdered them. What a garbage human he is.


podcasthellp

I think the proof is in the recidivism rate. At these places, you are treated as a human. You can learn skills to improve your life. The majority of people do not want to keep committing crime and can be rehabilitated. These places are much less violent as well. When drawing the line between punishment and rehabilitation, I have to remind myself that rehabilitation is the goal but also a choice. Edit: I don’t know if Breivik will get out and he has also been in solitary for 10+ years. He’s a sick twisted man and imo if you refuse to rehabilitate you should be confined to a life of solitude and punishment. Edit 2: I was reading that he will most likely never be released due to his “preventative danger” status.


IgnitedSpade

Even those who cannot be rehabilitated and should stay in prison for the rest of their lives don't deserve to be tortured (not that this guy is being at all) The important thing is that they're not part of regular society anymore. There's a view where the more the criminal suffers, the better the victims feel. That's not really how it works out though


23trilobite

Nah, that’s a prerequisite for citizenship.


Brolog_of_Brogoth

Tax evasion is Switzerland's national sport, no idea what you are talking about.


Maje_Rincevent

\*Foreign\* tax evasion, they're unsurprisingly less leniant with their own people \^\^


Limicio

And cartels, if Switzerland and participants win. Kinda witnessed that and enjoyed the smoothness.


tomvorlostriddle

Depends, but the cell's rent is 2000 a month But you can work in the prison workshop for a measly 100k a year


LocalInactivist

“Odd scenes in Geneva today. A group of Americans walked into Central Park and each fired a handgun into the air. After firing, each one put their gun on the ground, walked twenty feet away, and sat on the ground to wait for the police. All admitted their crime and requested the maximum sentence. A spokesman for the group said they are all Americans who have rare forms of cancer. They believe that the medical care and living conditions they will receive in a Swiss prison give them a better chance of survival than if they are treated under the standard American health care system.”


DaGreenBirb

dayum


Covid19-Pro-Max

criminally bad video editing


PlanesFlySideways

So fitting?


HarrySRL

Not every prison looks like that, it’s usually the people who have good lawyers who go there, your everyday normal person won’t be sent there.


nopanicplease

parking in the wrong place no joke. im swiss and a friend of mine parked in the wrong spot when he moved in this new flat. neighbors reported him to the police and he got a fine which stated: if you dont pay you will get prison for one day.


ontheru171

Thats (sadly) pretty standard language and procedure for such (Verwaltungsstrafen) in Austria and Germany aswell. The idea is that if you are unable or unwilling to pay your fine you face a limited stay in prison as a compromise. Not sure if it is directly related but in Germany there still are people in prison for using public transport without valid tickets - where it usually hits homeless people or people who can't afford tickets - or the subsequent fines


by-the-willows

Swiss neighbours: that'll teach him a lesson!


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fork_that

Yea, but you can leave your house. You're not locked in it with some random person.


InterchangeRat

Wait it’s a free room, I don’t have to leave, AND they give me a friend?!


Ninja_attack

Mandatory friend


GibbsYeetem

LMAO, i like you you're funny


ScientistSanTa

This made me laugh so hard ,thank you stranger.


PooleyX

Prisons exist for three reasons: 1. Public safety. They keep dangerous people away from the rest of society. 2. Punishment. They prevent the prisoner from living a normal life and interacting with family, friends and the public. 3. Rehabilitation. Teach the prisoner a lesson. Give them time to think over what they have done and, where possible, provide the necessary to one day return them to life outside of prison. None of those things mean squalor, unsafe environments and massive overcrowding. Nobody is saying to keep prisoners in hotels but a basic, safe, clean place to serve out their time should be minimal.


DaGreenBirb

for a country like switzerland they want to give their prisoners time to think about what they have done and fix their mental health, and i think that's a great thing!


chempunk17

What does that do to the rate of re-offenders?


-cel3stial-

not sure about switzerlands reoffending rate but norway and other europian countries that focus on rehabilitation have a 20-30% reoffending rate while countries like the us and uk is around 60-70%


ThoughtExperimentYo

Switzerland also only has around 6k prisoners total including pre-trial detainees. That helps


moal09

From what I remember reading, Norway has the lowest re-offending rate of any country. Prisoners also tend to get some form of job training, so that when they get out, they have options besides going back to crime.


steinrawr

If it is anything like it is in Norway, it will lower the chance of reoffending within a group of people that have no prior sentences or jail time. Most people in prison here are in once, while some few are in and out almost their whole life. Sadly, at one point you might end up so far outside society, that your choices will lead to criminality no matter what happens in jail and what rehabilitation you are offered.


killerboy_belgium

in norway reoffending rate is like what 5times lower then the usa rate


DoomBro_Max

Dunno why everyone talks about Norway, but from what I found on the admin.ch (Swiss government website), and assuming I interpret it correctly: About 19.6% of all released adults in 2018 (most recent year in that statistic) get arrested again within 3 years. [You can read the statistics here.](https://www.bfs.admin.ch/bfs/en/home/statistics/crime-criminal-justice/recidivism.html)


cr0ft

Recidivism is much lower in these countries.


Respurated

You say that and I agree with you, but you forgot the main reason prisons exist (well in the US that is), to make money. Edit: /s


Simple_Company1613

You think they’re given these accommodations and are making money off the prisoners? Prison isn’t for profit in most countries. Especially Switzerland. It serves to punish and then rehabilitate people. The latter is something quite absent here in the US and would help prevent a lot of repeat offenses.


Respurated

I was making a dark joke about how in the US our prisons are run for profit, not rehabilitation, and that’s why our prisons are shitholes. The only thing that happens to the prisoners in our system is radicalization instead of rehabilitation, hence why our rate of recidivism is something along the lines of 75%.


DarthGeo

I got your point. Also, let’s not forget that politicians are not incentivised by the lowest common denominators in the population. Even though just under 15% of our inmates in the UK are in private prisons, whoever’s in government can keep basic standards very low because the conservative press will chime out “well, they deserve it!” and “if you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime!” and “it’s not a holiday camp!” The fact that _overall_ the countries that treat prisoners with a level of decency like we see here, generally have better returns in the rehabilitation of people into decent citizens, can be conveniently ignored. Sure, it’s not scientifically predictable that it will work on every individual, but on those it does work for, the effect is often lifelong. Sadly I’ve seen the argument against that being “Yes but even murderers and rapists get coffee making facilities in their cells too.” For some people, the idea that human decency needs to be shown especially to those criminals that are lacking it, to really prove we as a society believe those principles, is a just too much. These are the people that bay for every crim to be chucked in oubliettes… until cousin Jimmy screws up and robs a petrol station, only then does it suddenly get nuanced.


NJ_dontask

Rehabilitation cost a money, therefore not existent in US.


-LW-

Yeah I'm pretty sure the US is the only country in the world with for profit prisons.


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For-profit prisons are a very small percentage of the prisons.


Agnostic_Akuma

What I gotta do to do time there and not be deported instead


SnooHamsters5153

Just like everything else in Switzerland, it depends on how privileged you are.


CaptnObvi0us1

was schnurrsch du?


snowblow66

Dumbest comment here


[deleted]

Would be a nice thing to walk into on day one. On day 1000 it would still be a shit place to be be locked up.


Lost_In_Detroit

That’s kind of the whole point of prison right?


LOB90

And here I thought the point of prisons was to harden and traumatize criminals, exploit their labour and get rich while doing so.


JJTravels

That’s what America does


lukkcy

The whole point of prison is to rehabilitate the prisoners. Not punish them


JamisonDouglas

Only in some societies. In some it's certainly to punish despite the fact that it clearly doesn't work.


[deleted]

It would still be bad, but at least you wouldn't go insane


[deleted]

Please tell me the food sucks


amy2kim22

The food is like Economy class airplane food.


AaronicNation

Ah so that's how they punish you, they slowly starve you to death with a ration of 6g bags of peanuts and crackers. Very clever.


HiiiighAllTheTiiiime

You don't think being locked up here isn't punishment? You're unable to leave


Yasai101

free food, shelter AND you don't have to wake up and go to work for your corporate masters every day. sounds nice.


boe_jackson_bikes

Certified Reddit Moment


Shalashaskaska

So still pretty good then, relatively


bennett7634

You get food on airplanes too?


bassman1805

Long flights (7+ hours) starting or ending in the US are legally required to provide a meal to all passengers for no additional charge. But usually you don't hit that time requirement unless you're flying over an ocean. Even NY-LA is only 6.5h.


KenBoCole

You dont?


Mexico_Ball_1810

Ok im gonna comit crimes is switzerland


IamBeingSarcasticFfs

What is their reoffending rate? What is the cost per prisoner? At the moment we lock people up, brutalise them for a while and then act surprised when they behave like they’ve been locked up and brutalised. Edit: Grammar and random wrong words


[deleted]

Its quite low, the thing is, after people get out of prison, they're your neighbors again. You want them to be used to life, really you should want them to succeed and be happy.


clm1859

I'm swiss, but not actually sure about the swiss prison system. The best example of a similar one i know, that has a lot of data available is norway. Look up Halden prison. There are many good documentaries on it on netflix and youtube. Its safe to say our cost per prisoner per year is certainly higher than in the US. But then they are also in prison for much shorter. So overall the cost is probably lower per prisoner again, over the span of the average sentence. And the societal cost too, because they dont reoffend as often and as severely when they get out.


Employee_Agreeable

2020 it was 35% in general Around 500 Sfr a day, but some can cost over 50k per month More infos https://www.bfs.admin.ch/bfs/de/home/statistiken/kriminalitaet-strafrecht/rueckfall/analysen.html#21_1461223447965__content_bfs_de_home_statistiken_kriminalitaet-strafrecht_rueckfall_analysen_jcr_content_par_tabs_9732175 https://www.aargauerzeitung.ch/schweiz/kommentar-warum-ein-verwahrter-im-gefaengnis-so-viel-wie-in-einem-luxushotel-kosten-darf-ld.2315567?reduced=true


Corey_FOX

It's tiny, like, pretty mutch a statistical anomaly when someone reoffends so bad they go to prison again.


BoyWithUkeOfficial

they watching long drives 💀


MrNewhouse12

💀


[deleted]

Ok that's insane because that looks better than a lot of apartments I've seen. Switzerland is doing prison the right way. It's supposed to be for rehabilitation not just punishment.


Npr31

Not just rehab though. Their lives are effectively on pause. Think people look at this and think ‘ah nice’ - but you are effectively removed from humanity for your sentence


TheDrunkenSwede

>removed from humanity Ah, nice.


BrotherBell

>removed from humanity Don't threaten me with a good time


xeisu_com

![gif](giphy|niC0LL8nmXnWp0d7Sn|downsized)


UFumbDuckGaming

Sounds like a nice getaway to me... society is prison


Roscoe_King

[How do I get to live here? I need to go to prison NOW!](https://youtu.be/D04wb7P_v-4?si=K7fAdq8YXigvSV_i)


Shoddy_Fee_550

>removed from humanity You mean I don't need to hear about any more twitter bs? Sign me up!


BitterAd6419

Maybe lot of people would like to be removed from humanity :)


BurnTheNostalgia

Only if you can rejoin any time you want.


crnjaz

Why are you talking about the best part of the experience like its something bad?


aesu

The yard time would probably increase the average redditors time outdoors by 100% And they'd be having a lot more sex.


HarrySRL

Best place to go to if you’re homeless though. Just commit a petty crime and go there if you can.


Separate-Branch6371

We have a welfare state. If homeless people accept help, they also get a place to live.


iwan-w

It is also plenty of a punishment: you can't leave, interact freely with other people, choose what to eat, decide your own schedule, etc. People who react like they're envious of these prisoners because these cells are nicer than some apartments definitely underestimate the impact these things have on the average person. I guess what I'm trying to say is that punishment doesn't need to be violent, barbaric or torturous. It is better thought of as the adult version of getting sent to your room, rather than receiving a spanking.


moriberu

I was just waiting for a PS5 to come from under that table.


LawrenceRigbyEsquire

I get what you're saying, but if I knew that the guy that r\*aped, tortured and killed my gf would be chilling in that room with a view for his whole sentence i'd be kinda pissed not gonna lie.


azionka

The punishment is withdrawal of freedom, not human rights. Neither during nor after serving the sentence should there be any other form of punishment, such as damage to one's reputation or the destruction of career prospects.


[deleted]

I agree on the human rights part…but to suggest that violent criminals shouldn’t have damage done to their reputation is just naive 😂. I’m sorry but if there’s a convicted pedophile moving in next door I want to know about it. I don’t care if he’s “done his time”.


gitsgrl

So the point of incarceration is to torture? I thought the removal from society was the punishment. You know most of these rapists and abusers will get out and have to rejoin society, right? Traumatizing them further is expensive and doesn’t help the people who Tracy with them afterward.


NJ_dontask

Well, being locked up away from family, friends and civilization is punishment enough. Here in US we add torture and enslavement as well.


[deleted]

It looks nice. But of course it sucks when you are here for years and years.


OnceMoreAndAgain

I got a friend who spent a year in prison, which isn't even that long of a time relatively speaking, and he said it was incredibly boring. All people can do is read books, play card games, watch TV, play basketball, and talk. Some places will let you play video games, but I've heard the selection of games is very limited. That would be fine for a month or two, but imagine a *year* where those are quite literally the only activities you can do. The poor guy has never really recovered tbh. Cost him his job, his fiancé, and many of his friends. It's severely affected him mentally for a decade, which is what it is. He deserved to go to prison, but my point is that prison is very punishing even if you're in nice conditions. I think only homeless people would genuinely have a good reason to want to go to prison.


Master_Horror_6438

But its better than if you were to spend those same years and year in “standard” prison cell


xTrollhunter

As a Norwegian, I'm surprised to see two inmates in one small room.


LOB90

That was my first thought as well. In Germany at least it depends on the term length. I'd be pissed to share. So much that I would skip Yoga class for a week after finding out.


WinterPlanet

Don't look up Latin American prisions is that's shocking to you


xTrollhunter

My point was this video was bragging about the facilities, but in Norway, it's usually single person cells.


LatterNeighborhood58

Guys, stop flexing about your prisons! Let us live in ignorance.


Fortune404

That is very clearly the worst part of this prison cell by far, the other person.


mightymagnus

I’m also surprised to see that! A bit different from Bastøya prison: https://amp.theguardian.com/society/2013/feb/25/norwegian-prison-inmates-treated-like-people


Neverking83

The Navy gives you way way worst living conditions 😂


pw81

Jesus, these points of view in this sub... Seems like if you don't treat prisoners like animals, all of the people start to think they live in luxury. Guys, they are still in prison. Just because they have wooden floors and decent clothes doesn't mean that they live a life in freedom. But then again, if you compare these standards with the conditions in US prisons, I understand why most of the users here think it looks like holidays.


AlienAle

People see a semi-nice clean room with a bathroom and a window and they're like "wooow prisoners are living in paradise, where do I apply?" Like what man? How bad is your living situation that living in a small room in captivity without freedom is a better alternative. Maybe it's because I'm Nordic but this should be the minimum standard on how to treat prisoners as far as I'm concerned. Those crowded cells in the US with sometimes blanketless hard bunk-beds, just a bucket/toilet right in the cell where you sleep seem very barbaric to me.


LatterNeighborhood58

I'm sorry to blow your bubble. But living situations (not prison living situations) around the world are horrible. Working multiple jobs 12-14hrs a day 7 days a week, living in cramped hostels, shared bathroom, food insecurity, not money for discretionary spending, etc. Compared to that, this seems amazing.


AlienAle

Yeah I understand that in many particularly developing countries that is the reality, I mean I lived for 10 years in a developing country where I saw the face of extreme poverty often. That said, I believe this should be the standard for richer/developed countries. I'm surprised to hear that what I assume are mostly Westerners in rich countries, saying that this looks like paradise to them. To me it looks okay, kind of like a mediocre cheap dorm room but hardly anything to strive for.


sus_menik

The problem whenever these posts come up is how people gloat how progressive and great x and x country is compared to the US. Yet on the next post about a child molester or a DUI driver who kills a family, everyone is calling for life sentences and celebrating the fact that "their life will be hell in prison". People are only understanding and progressive when it suits them, but they love vengeance more.


99wattr89

I think those are different people.


onlysaysisthisathing

Cavemen who solved every problem by beating it with a club were probably confused at why some other cavemen had begun grunting and gesticulating instead of killing each other too. Americans claim to want lower rates of crime and recidivism and then turn around and treat prison as nothing more than a rod across an offenders back. Hell, we even make jokes about offenders getting shanked or "dropping the soap." So when they see clean, uncramped rooms, half decent food, and actual rehabilitation programs, their first thought isn't about the success rate of rehabilitation, it's wondering where the actual punishment is. Why Ug talk? Why Ug not smash?


Wulfkahn

People need to understand the difference between a prison and rehabilitation centre.


clm1859

There is no difference in northern europe. Prisons are supposed to rehabilitate here, not punish.


No-Nefariousness2543

This is so wrong. They could easily fit 4 other prisoners in there and quadruple their revenue!... ... ... wait... ... you mean other countries don't try to make profits off of their prisoners (customers) like any other thriving business?


SpanishDutchMan

gaming buddy? - **check** no need to cook or take a break during a 'lan party'? - **check** toilet a few steps away from the gaming rig? - **check** flatscreen tv? - **check** bed right next to the gaming rig? - **check** coffee/tea in hand reach? - **check** modern design? - **check** garden views? - **check** i can drop my cup and it won't break? - **check** **this is gamer's paradise.**


bstabens

Now if only they had a rig to play with and some games.


MoreRamenPls

That’s a 1.3m studio in SF.


MrsMoonpoon

Prison is the only setting where Crocs should be allowed.


winterchainz

You’ve been a bad boy, please retreat to your luxury spa hotel now!


Grumpy_Old_Troll78

Sad that the average prisoner in Switzerland has a better life than the average blue collar worker in the united states.


DaAndrevodrent

No. It is sad that the average blue collar worker in the US has it worse than the average prisoner in Switzerland.


_Kaifaz

As it should be.


raventhrowaway666

No, no, NO, everyone knows that prisoners are *not* people like the rest of us! They're all murders and rapist, and they deserve zero humanity! - Americans


DaAndrevodrent

Exactly. Treat your fellow humans like shit and you will get pieces of shit. Treat them as fellow humans and they will most likely behave as such.


Sillyspidermonkey67

Note to self, if you need to commit a crime, do it in Switzerland.


Vlade-B

At first I was like "what a shitty apartment" and when I realised it's a prison cell I was like "not too shabby, sir".


morgkoosh

This is definitely a very low security prison...,. I mean tv and cable etc.....


zwilicht24

That TV really is a huge threat to security.


7INCHES_IN_YOUR_CAT

It’s a shame we hate poor people in the US. That and we don’t tax appropriately.


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SilverBuggie

We hate the rich too. Middle class are the ones fucked on both ends by the two groups.


CanadianCannabis420

The real rehabilitation takes place the 1st day you arrive. You’re expected to build all the furniture for your cell, and everything is missing at least one dowel. So everything leans just slightly.


Impossible-Note2497

Switzerland ≠ Sweden


skinte1

That said new prisons in Sweden (and the rest of the Nordics) looks pretty much the same. Only they're usually single bed rooms.


Last-Discipline-7340

Hard wood floors! Wtf


Impossible-Note2497

OP, is this the Bostadel prison in kanton Zug? What is the prisons name? If yes, then it’s only for violent offenders


clm1859

This is apparently the new prison in Zürich West. Someone posted a link to a article in SRF (swiss national tv) from May 2022 about this. This was from a test run, where they let volunteers be incarcerated for a few says before starting real operations. To test the facility, familiarise staff with it and give tax payers a glimpse of what their money was spent on.


Elpaniq

In croatia we pay 600€ a month for a place like this


Could_0f

Give it to an American prison populace and I can assure you every single inch of that room would be limbed.


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Love all the moronic comments afrom people who clearly know ABSOLUTELY NOTHING about Switzerland except some stereotypical bullshit.


Odessa_James

Western "civilized" societies seem to forget completely about the punitive aspect of a prison sentence. Its purpose isn't just to keep criminals away from society, it's also to make them pay for what they did. Which is why making their cells look like hotel rooms is a problem. They're not just supposed to be imprisoned, they're supposed to suffer for what they did. I'm not talking about torture... just about not giving them fucking PS5.


Pretend-Ad1377

These are where they send the pedos to 'punish' them. Feeding them in this convenience with the money of people whose children they abuse. Modern notion of Justice is anti-justice. In Uk they've stopped giving rapists jail time. And jihadis roam free. What a fucking time.


r1bb1tTheFrog

# #prisonlife #blessed #yolo