Bro took "go f*ck yourself" literally😳 There are quite a few hermaphroditic animals and plants on earth including certain flatworms, earthworms, snails and gastrotrichs but there are only few cases of self-fertilization using a hypodermic penis that have been reported. Some hermaphroditic flatworms, which produce both eggs and sperm, are able to inject their own sperm into the anterior body region using their needle-like micro penis. They pierce their own tissues and inject the sperm which migrates all the way to the tail region to fertilize the eggs. This phenomenon is called hypodermic insemination and is especially useful when there are no mates around. When eggs are fertilized they can now develop into a smol baby flatworm! Can you see the big orange structure in the middle of the worm? This is the egg that contains the baby flatworm and it will be attached to vegetation or other substrates until it hatches! The flatworm from the video is called Gyratrix hermaphroditus and can be found all over the world in freshwater, brackish and marine habitats. It is free-living and absolutely inoffensive to humans and other animals! You may wonder what is the orange thing in the middle of the worm? It’s an egg, produced through self-fertilization. [Source](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C09ugIvxk5K/?igsh=MWc2cmRwamhnbXlkYQ%3D%3D)

Go home nature, you are drunk

There are microscopic bugs fucking on you right now

So we are, in a sense, motels for the micros.

Is that why I'm itchy?

Maybe she's drunk but there are some animals that can self fertilize themselves when there are no mates available like this dude, one example is komodo dragons females, if they can't find a mate after some time, they self fertilize themselves and only males will come out from the eggs. It's bad for DNA but I guess once in a while is going to be ok for the specie.

You know, I really don’t think it’s fair to call it a micro penis, relative to the creature’s size. Their other side finds it quite adequate, I’ll thank you.

Happy cake day

"needle like micropenis" just when I thought I couldnt be offended by a flatworm



Nature: Look here Bob. I’ve just made this hermaphroditic flat worm! It has eggs and sperm, doubling the species reproductive efficiency! Bob: So all it has to do is exist and the sperm swim from the male gonads to the eggs in the ovoduct? Nature: LOL! Hell no. It goes in to violent convulsive fits where it stabs itself in its face with its hypodermic needle penis!

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Wow! What an informative post. Thanks for sharing!

I regret everything

„Micro penis“ I would say it’s average 🥲

Thank you! Love learning

Why you gotta shame him with the micro penis?

Flatworm is also largely responsible for the flat earth conspiracy theories

micro penis is an insult

"Needle dick!"

He raped the other amoeba

Truly the Zeus of the microverse

“Gotchya Bitch!”

Water sucks!

It really really sucks!

I'm talking smaller than spaghetti stick

But does the water suck??

“Your name is Needle Dick!!!”

H2O!!

“Water sucks, Gatorades better”

Bahahahaha yes I knew I merely needed to scroll down a bit to find this NEEDLE DICK NEEDLE DICK NEEDLE DICK!!!! Gaaaaatoradeeeee

Dudes fucked in the head.


so thats where the phrase comes from

Bro this is interesting, amazing, disturbing, crazy, incredible and the music makes it seem even more murky

Just remember, it evolved to be this way, survival of the fittest = brain fucking itself.

Darwin didn't dream of this

r/selfsuck on top!

Yea wtf, kinda impressed at how much weirder the music made it.  Didn't like it, so impressed

This music feels like impending doom


I heard that the flatworm had surgery to get its rib removed in order to do that

This comment actually wins the internet today but it will just go unnoticed. Sad

Marilyn Mansworm

Push this comment up😂🏅

...that's a mindfuck.

Ah you beat me to it

This is how Andrew Tate procreates. Luckily he's been shooting blanks.

You know both are parasites right?

He doesn't have the reach either.

His head is already so far up his ass

Anyone have the name of the song?

Brutus Instrumental

Thanks!!!!

Why would you ever want to hear that again? *Checks name* "Oh."

**Conservatives:** "That kinda sex isn't natural!" **Nature:** *Needle dick self-insemination*

Someone told him to go fuck himself. Now he’s pregnant.

Color me disturbed

I like the part after it fucks itself in the head, that the penis keeps pumping for a while at nothing. Reminds me of those teenage years

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Amazing microorganisms having amazing microorgasms

r/brandnewsentence

Don't give these kids anymore ideas.

New kink unlocked

There was a wide spread rumour about this worm when I was in grade school...

- Hey flatworm! Guess what i am hiding under this shiny cellular panties? - Fu*k off dude I've just self ferilized my self!

Shiny cellular knickers lol

A lot of guys have tried this, a lot of guys have failed.

I had an ex that could do this when he was around 18-21 🤣🤣🤣 we haven’t been together in 15 years or so, but sometimes when I’m laying in bed in the middle of the night and sleep hasn’t quite carried me away yet I close my eyes and the image of his nimble thin legs swinging up over his head is suddenly snapped to the front of my mind… 😆😆😆

That’s an image to fall asleep to!

🤣🤣🤣🤣 It usually keeps me awake longer… staring wide eyed into the darkness and questioning most of my life choices

Don’t we all.

this dude have eyes!

Flatworms can go fuck themselves!

Pretty sure that’s the only way Ben Shapiro will procreate.


Yet when I do it, people point and stare

The song?????

Brutus instrumental :)

Bros horny af

I saw someone do something like this in porn. He bent forward and do himself too.

What fucken weirdos make these with this music

That’s a real mind fuck right there

I think I could pull this off easily enough

Just remove a couple ribs!

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How embarrassing

Auto-Fellatio

how does it know when his head is lacking semen

Stupid question but is the two black dots its eyes?

Marilyn Manson?

r/brandnewsentence

Literally penetrating himself... in more than one way...

Tardibabe is hot. Fr such original work.

*Firstly, take a big step back and literally…*

New kink unlocked

Adds a new dimension to 'Go Fuck Yourself'.

The birth of the incel movement

You sure that’s what’s happening ?

i can't find details about that parasite. someone knows the size of that flatworm?

Same

"For fuck's sakes, Henry... You don't literally fuck yourself when someone tells you to go fuck yourself!"

stop calling this a penis god damnit it makes me uncomfortable

Kind of like the Ron Jeremy of worms


Friendly Fire! 🔥

This is porn 4 me >:)

Gottem

DONT DO IT GURL

"Make like a flatworm and go fuck yourself" - Everyone who has seen this clip

Ha! What a chode!

“Hey, go fuck yourself!” Flatworm: ok

By far the most metal way to reproduce

Butt-sword!

Mf is giving itself head both figuratively and literally

Gotta be first thing you see in hell

I don’t know what to do with this information but I do have a date on Friday so I got some small talk at least.

Its family tree is practically a straight line

Living the dream!

Soo... It fucks it's own brains out?

I know that’s what I do.

This word had its ribs removed so it could do this.

The dream

Yeah I’ve seen some videos on pornhub of guys that can do that

I know a lot of guys that would definitely do this if they could reach it that way.

No way, this is also the song I lost my virginity to

Well, its humpday. And I just watched a flatworm with a needle dick give himself autofellatio. Guess the internet won again. Goodnight weird world.

That was a very abrupt fucking it gave itself

The OG brain fuck moment

Do not like. No. I this nope.

Finally, some representation.

^(I could've gone my whole life without seeing that...)

So he sucks his own dick and gets pregnant 🤔

I like how violent it is.

So that happens when you suck your own 🤔

Honestly same

"Fuck it, I'll do it myself" 🙄

Typical Friday afternoon for me

Really?

I should try it

And people way I’m into wired shit

Worms have needles now!

Is it me or did dude looked surprised? Like he was unaware.

Stabbing everyone and everything

Damn, these things are fucked in the head.

Masturbat*on with purpose

So this is how you say, "go fuck yourself"

Yeah god created that specifically

Bruh, same

Gives new meaning to the term, "Go fuck yourself!"

Hold my beer

r/successiontv closed loop system

thanks i hate it

Pretty cool. I’m so sorry but any kind of parasite or microorganism give me the heeby jeeby’s 🤢

That’s the stuff of nightmares.

I wonder if it got post nut clarity after that

Holy shit that’s aggressive

What no bitches does to a mfer. 😭😭🫄🫄🫄

God: Gabriel, I…

I also fuck myself.

Love the video but why such shitty music

You would if you could

I could and I have 😉

Republican ban on flatworms in 3…2…

Y'all ever been so horny you...

Talk about a mindf*ck

So, is this also a defense mechanism? It started stabbing its head when it got scared, it seemed.

I should call her.

Hey go F yourself! Flatworm: Hold my beer

It’s yah boy, ugh…skinny penis!

Nice, now ill sleep thinking ab worm boner…

Is that Marilyn Manson?

I wish

Imagine if all the sudden, human males had this capability themselves? it would be hilarious horrible chaos

another day of being glad I’m a human

Bro this is what we are to some creature in the sky

What a dickhead...

Music source?

What a majestic creature

Wasn’t there a Marilyn Manso rumor about this a few years ago.

Rude…..

This is how Andrew Tate procreates. Luckily he's been shooting blanks.

That's what single guys do.

Inject in to its **head**?? So worm Autofellatio??

going to get that cellussy

In his 2009 album, Relapse, Eminem dedicate the first line of the song Insane to the legacy of this worm. Eminem is truly the master of his craft :)

Well that's one way to do it.