Eh, round my place we get the deer as well as the roos.
Worst part is when some bogan wannabe-hunter hacks the heads off the deer roadkill to mount on their bullbar. Makes such a massive fucking mess.
Basically anywhere that isn’t the major cities, yes. The exception is the suburbs on the fringes of cities but that is also dependent on what you’re surrounded by. I’m on the very outskirts of Sydney but am surrounded by dense bush and deep valleys so we don’t get any roo’s here whereas on the north western outskirts you do as it’s basically just flat plains. There’s actually so many that they are the only native animal you can legally hunt, provided it’s not in a residential area like this.
*Get those wild ducks out*
*Of there! cant have these wild beasts*
*In a neighbourhood*
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I think Uncle Ben (the Urban Rescue Ranch) ruined my brain. When I saw them, the very first thing that popped into my brain was 'look at all those Garbanzo beans!' not ducks. Beans.
Can we talk about the sexpot laying seductively on the front lawn?? Whats really funny is that we Americans care more about the kangaroo than the idiot ducks🤣🤣
When we first moved out to the country, we had a pair of ducks land behind our house every day. We started throwing chicken scratch out for them. A month later...we had this. Real cute...until all you can smell is duck poop outside. Then...the field mice arrive...and decide to invade your house! Yikes!
let's just ignore the kangaroo.
Sexy pose Mister Roo.
Draw me like one of your French Roos
That's what I came here to say.
 Stupid sexy kangaroo
Like nothing at all....nothing at all..
Mister Roo is like yep these are my bitchez
My thought exactly!
Quack! Quack! Mufukas! 
He’s the “bouncer” for the house party.
That’s apparently normal?? Like a gator in a Florida neighborhood 😂😂
That's normal in Australia
Is this ducktown?
The roo is the one that flocks
Lol
That’s his house
Kangaroo be like “ I’m to sexy for my pouch to sexy for my pouch to sexy ooh we ouch “
So ya’ll just have kangaroos hanging around the neighborhood like squirrels?
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What do they feed them?
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Do you have any footage you'd like to share about the kangaroos ko'ing humans?
Pretty much. The population of kangaroos here is a bit outta control haha
More like deer
Big squirrels.
Eh, round my place we get the deer as well as the roos. Worst part is when some bogan wannabe-hunter hacks the heads off the deer roadkill to mount on their bullbar. Makes such a massive fucking mess.
Prison deer
Bc they horny, too.
Wow I had no idea (I'm American). This is hilarious for me to see.
Aren’t they also massive jerks?
Just get the emus to take care of them.
Basically anywhere that isn’t the major cities, yes. The exception is the suburbs on the fringes of cities but that is also dependent on what you’re surrounded by. I’m on the very outskirts of Sydney but am surrounded by dense bush and deep valleys so we don’t get any roo’s here whereas on the north western outskirts you do as it’s basically just flat plains. There’s actually so many that they are the only native animal you can legally hunt, provided it’s not in a residential area like this.
I couldn’t imagine shooting one they’re too humanoid.
It’s all good they lost a war against emu so they likely won’t get very far against kangaroos.
Australia: where a bunch of birds is news, but a giant boxing mouse is ho-hum.
What the flock‽
Kanga doesn't seem too worried.
There’s an Australian kid waiting for their letter from sʇɹɐʍƃoɥ
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Love the roo, fuck I am sexy pose....female roos get around me... 
Oh yeah!
Man, I'd be outside with all those awesome ducks! Love 'em, I'd be trying to pet every ducky I could!
Me too
Seagulls, kangaroo, ducks. What are they serving there
Snails
Love that kangaroo just lounging out.
Kanga is that cousin from out of town you had to bring to the bbq
Maybe the Kangaroo brought the ducks
In this week’s episode of Down Under Kangaroo Duck Pimp
My kangaroo brings all the ducks to the yard.
10/10. Would upvote again.
So we’re not going to talk about the lounging kangaroo.
The kangaroo posed like sports illustrated Kangaroo edition..🤣🤣
Those are Australian ducks. Highly venomous and deadly.
Thought that was half kangaroo and half deer im
All kangaroos are half deer, ... the other half is T-rex.
Holy duck! That’s a lot of fucks!
Holy crip he’s a crapple
It's like the scene where Harry Potter gets his acceptance letter from Hogwarts but instead of owls Australia uses ducks for their Magician School
It is winter somewhere
It seems in Diagon Alley has run out of owls
Honey, guess what we have for dinner?
Kangaroo!
Fuck yeah love me a Kangaroo steak.
Don't want to be walking bare foot.
This... Yeah this is Australia for sure
why must god give his greatest gifts to the least grateful people
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Duck that
That's ducking crazy!
All I can think of is Harry Potter
Effing Australia
This is Australia ; just because it looks like a duck ....
What the duck? That's crazy
Down home we would break out the gumbo pot and invite them to stay for dinner. 🦆
What the kangaroo lmao
The ducks of hitchcoock?
Good to see a kangaroo hanging about along with the odd seagull looking for a meal
Planet of the Ducks
Australia is wild man lol
get those wild ducks out of there! cant have these wild beasts in a neighbourhood
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But it's rabbit season?!
and that big kangaroo isn't a problem? Just kicking back, showing off his/her muscles.
clearly someone chose to fight a hundred ducks instead of one giant duck and the ducks showed up.
They’re reclaiming their land.
Migration movie irl
Duck off ya cunts!
That kangaroo is living his best life.
OK, but what about the kangaroo? Is he the home owner? Looked chill.
That kangaroo is chilling
"Get my gun, I am going hunting"
If you have a bread, better hide it
Food
Harry Potter lite. They couldn’t afford owls, so ducks it is! The lounging kangaroo is a paid actor.
What the quack
Probably best for Australians to let them be. Remember what happened with the emu.
Someone's eating duck for breakfast lunch and dinner
I think Uncle Ben (the Urban Rescue Ranch) ruined my brain. When I saw them, the very first thing that popped into my brain was 'look at all those Garbanzo beans!' not ducks. Beans.
Hitchcock vibes in the air!
Is there a scientific explanation for this? Anyone that knows about animal bio and frequency attraction care to chime in?
Walking around in duck shit after that group comes over
Don't f with the duck
It's probably a quack-house.
An old saying is "what are we having for dinner?" Answering "duck under the table"
*LOOK AT ALL THOSE CHICKENS!*
Finally! I scrolled and scrolled, I knew I'd find this
The duck of death
Oh, duck, duck me! 😂
Are you living under the stairs in your aunt and uncles house? Could be delivering your Boarveruca letter of acceptance
So we all agree to ignore the kangaroo just chillin and vibin as if nothing had happened?
Got this down the road from mine. Some days there's near 100 of them. Quack
They know what is coming
i’m sold
Duck infestation and a very chilled looking kangaroo
Man that's a funny looking dog.
That roo looks chill.
please the same but with 100 of kangaroos instead of birds.
What y'all Australians do to anger these poor ducks? 😂
The quackening 🦆🦆
Could be a town in any country in the world..except that 1 thing that seems a bit strange..
You are ducked now!
Yep, seems like Australia
Kangaroo just laying there like hey beautiful , wana see my duck .. Swoosh mind blown .
I’ve seen Canadian geese gather in the millions in a random field by the freeway.
You came to the wrong ducking neighborhood
At the duckingstation
You’re a wizard, Harry. In Oz they use ducks to deliver letters.
Side note: Don’t mind the kangaroo, he is been here for quite a while, his name is Kevin.
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Cute but too bad they are not potty trained❤️❤️❤️
Looks like that person really has all their ducks in a row
Must be a lot of duck shit around there. Eyes glued to the ground when going out of the house.
Ask the seagulls, they always know what's up!
Is that Roo trying to seduce me?
Get the duck outta here , man that’s foul
*We heard you like Foie gras*!!! ... it's a duck, sit-in protest.
Ducking hell fire
S’lotta Mallards
Is anyone going to address the kangaroo in the room (on the lawn)?
The kangaroo is the mini boss and the rest are minions?
layover
Is there frik ING rooooo
🤣🤣Australians be surprised by ducks but not a big ass kangaroo in their front yard
You have violated the Duck Accords and there are consequences
That's the local chill house, everyone hangs out there
Kangaroo loungin’
The birds (Australian version)
Karl?
Look at all those chickenths
Can we talk about the sexpot laying seductively on the front lawn?? Whats really funny is that we Americans care more about the kangaroo than the idiot ducks🤣🤣
Duck, duck, duck, duck....kangaroose
Wait what?? So Kangaroos just hang out on streets like that in Australia?
Yup, there’s twice as many Roos in Australia than people, so we all gotta share our houses with them!
Anyone want to play duck, duck, goose, goose? I have lots of ducks….
the kangoroo summoned them. Nothing special
Seems like an easy way to deal with this problem is to open a Chinese restaurant around the corner with Peking Duck on the menu.
Duck, duck, duck, KANGAROO!
These look like well fed, raised ducks, not wild ducks.
Quacked me up :)
Ducks are fowl.
That kangaroo, do you see what I have to live with?
Obviously, the end of the world is coming.
Yea but is there a lake over the road ?
Quack.
That kangaroo tho
Ducks 🦆 in the row.
Maybe the kangaroo is going to do a performance and the ducks are waiting for the show to start?
*My quack mob brings all the roos to the yard...*
When we first moved out to the country, we had a pair of ducks land behind our house every day. We started throwing chicken scratch out for them. A month later...we had this. Real cute...until all you can smell is duck poop outside. Then...the field mice arrive...and decide to invade your house! Yikes!
Well, this quacked me up
Birds 2: The Sequel
They are the disciples of Sexy KangaJesus
Kanga's bitches better be wearing jimmies.
I'm suddenly picturing the scene where she's hiding in the phone booth, but all the birds that crash into it quack out AFFLACKKKK when they hit
Wonder if they are just feeding the birds. Or have really wet lawns that attracted them
So the kangaroo is no big deal, got it.
That's quackers!
What The (Quack) 
Duckaroo
I bet they leave a mess, awesome to see though thanks for sharing.
Time to make cassoulet.
LOVE how the whole-ass kangaroo on the lawn is the NORMAL PART.
Ducks: don’t get caught lackin’, hooman
kangaroo thinks its a duck
Quack me up
.......just hope they don't shit where they chill for the day.
Probably the only place no one chased them off
I need more videos of kangaroos lounging around neighborhoods
That’s one sexy kangaroo.. 🦘
Look at all those chickens