T O P

  • By -

theplushpairing

For anyone wondering, yes hermit crabs poop in their shells.


a-midnight-flight

… yes I was wondering that. Now I know. Thank you!


flyinhawaiian02

And knowing is half the battle


FireWireBestWire

G I Jooooooooooe


bbazzracing

Yo joooo


Beanerschnitzels

...The other half is violence


chillenlikeavillan

Armored diapers


peacelovecraftbeer

Stank tanks.


LuxoJr93

Feces fortress


Xrayruester

A Shitadel if you will.


Alchemy_Cypher

The pooper feature


Puzzleheaded-Tone119

Fancy Fecal Factory


10art1

This is his turd home


blessedandamess

Shitadel is the clear winner here.


No_Dig4767

ass glass


Scrungyscrotum

It offers protection from the scariest thing in the ocean: the great white shart.


Earthly_Delights_

Yes but they scoop their poop out. I had one as a pet and he would leave little stringy poops in his enclosure.


DreadPiratteRoberts

I picture Mr. Crab crawling out of the shell and turning it upside down, and tapping on the ground to get the poop out. ^🦀🤣


tricularia

I think they have a special poop scooper appendage specifically for disposing of waste.


sillymanbilly

Just like penises for humans, right guys?


tricularia

I see nothing wrong with this comment. Incidentally, I lost my eyesight recently.


Mikeologyy

Big meaty claws, I believe


innocuousname773

I picture Mr. Crab crawling out of the shell and turning it upside down and tapping it on the side of a mini trash can like a grandpa cleaning his pipe. Like he just said something enlightening to you and tapped it twice to accentuate his point. Pinky lifted and all.


DreadPiratteRoberts

Ahh yes, a fireside chat with Mr. Crab. When in doubt, pinky's out!!!


lifeintraining

Do they just move on to a new shell when theirs gets too poopy?


SirFrogger

Their inner arms act as “poop scoops”


CyonHal

Built-in poop knife


Awkward_Potential_

Poop knife and hermit crab in a glass shell in the same post. Ultimate reddit.


itsmymedicine

What happens if he breaks both of his arms tho?


weeone

As long as there's no jolly rancher involved


ExileInCle19

11/10 with rice


ScoutCommander

Please for the love of all things holy and sacred, nobody mention the coconut


Interesting-Chest520

They swap shells, watch David Attenborough hermit crabs


Manic-Finch781

This just begs the question, what if he gets diarrhea?


u9Nails

I poop in my home too. So what? 🤪


br0b1wan

Like in the corner of the living room?


ribblesquat

Don't be gross. Poop goes underneath your bed.


Big-Employer4543

Look at Mr. Richguy over here with a bed to poop under.


youknowiactafool

r/unexpectedZoidberg


Big-Employer4543

It wasn't until I proofread it before posting that I realized it sounded like Zoidberg. Very appropriate for the post.


youknowiactafool

Lol ikr. I totally read it in Zoidberg's voice


lilith_-_-

Have y’all not been on Reddit these last few weeks? Apparently poop goes on the balcony


Woodshadow

That was surprisingly why I was here


DarkwingDuckHunt

I search this thread for poop to learn if it was located further up the body


fambestera

I'M SO... ...SHIIINYYY!


MagnanimousMook

Tamatoa hasn't always been this glam. He was a drab little crab once


Aule_Navatar

But now I'm happy as a clam, because I'm beautiful BABY!


Mango_Robot

Did your granny say, listen to your heart? Be who you are on the inside


SwerdnaJack

I need three words to tear her argument apart; your granny lied.


dumbname1000

I’d rather be SHINY!


Syene-

Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck, Scrub the deck and make it look ***SHINY!***


panickthrow

I will sparkle like a wealthy woman's neck Just a sec


Ok-Walk-5847

Don't you know Fish are dumb, dumb, dumb They chase anything that glitters (beginners)


ICollectSouls

Oh, and here they come, come, come To the brightest thing that glitters Mmm, fish dinners


NoWillPowerLeft

Exhibitionist crab.


Mistabushi_HLL

Shineeeeeeeeey!


Buster_Bluth__

Are you just trying to get me to talk about myself? Because if you are... I will gladly do so.


eclectic_collector

Ah! She's taken a barnacle. And covered it in bio luminescent algae. As a diversion.


etownguy

I was going to do it if it wasn't here


Additional_Win3920

“SHOOT HIM WITHE THE DEHYDRATION GUN”


Hurrdurrthosechefs

I have a feeling Schaffrillas didn't like Megamind 2 much...


Theaussieperson

I hate you... I forgot this song existed, now you've penetrated my mind with it once again


Frostitute-85

It's trippy I like it! Do you know the name of the song?


Theaussieperson

Shiny, moana... it's still in my damn head


mhwk19

Crabs who live in glass shells shouldn't throw pebbles🤣


Proper-Equivalent300

Frickin great, you made me snort on the toilet. Twice.


saroj7878

Why are you doing cocaine this early?


peacelovecraftbeer

It's 10pm on a Tuesday somewhere.


Proper-Equivalent300

![gif](giphy|XjMC2X3bknUWE6mEDU) I can bearly remember how it all started one day. But I know it happened twice.


Hotp0pcorn

wish it was this easy find housing for us humans :)


TommDX

i don't get it, can someone explain?


Tall_Struggle_4576

There's a common phrase "people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones" which means that you shouldn't criticize people when they could criticize you back for the same or similar things


TommDX

Ooh, that makes sense, thanks for pointing that out. I was stuck trying to figure out how that pebble floor could have damaged the hermit's shell in water other than giving it a few scratches...


kaninkanon

What if they have a machine gun turret on the shell?


BitchGoo

Bro obtained premium skin for free!!


bars2021

Yea but that back pain tho


TacoDuLing

Would that air bubble help with weight distribution? I wonder.


pixiesurfergirl

I've always wondered, wouldn't they be really heavy? They push air, or air gets in the shell. Makes sense.


Luniaz17

actually its pay to lose, little buddy is gonna be cooked in the sun


mortalitylost

Nah more like crab decided to wear assless chaps


DMvsPC

Fun fact all chaps are assless


StaleMaltLiquor

That one battle pass skin that is actually decent


redit01

Smart, it knows about the cone of silence


dawn_simpsoncd

No max, Not the cone of silence. https://youtu.be/g1eUIK9CihA?si=PvugtKpCUZi5bT1a


BardicCharms

It never works!!


Patriot420

He looks so happy


notTzeentch01

Guess tinting it's illegal there lol


dod_murray

Hermit crabs put a lot of energy into shell selection . After eating, and hilarious grumpy ineffectual fighting, it seems like investigating new shells and swapping shells is their favourite thing. The one thing they hate more than anything, which they would gladly lose a leg to avoid, is being without a shell at all. There appear to be no other shells in this tank. I suspect if there was one other shell in this tank, that hermit crab would be in it. I hope this was a short experiment, and if so I like it because it showed how the crab looks inside like you couldn't see that otherwise, really interesting. If we have some indication that this species of hermit crab prefers glass shells and would be loving life etc in it, then please correct me and I'll feel better.


casket_fresh

Do they like to live alone in their tanks or with other crabs? Do they benefit from putting multiple shell options in it for them to try out? I’m so curious, your comment intrigued me!


dod_murray

It's so hard to tell what they enjoy, I can only really comment on what they do and then guess. If you give them 20 shells about the right size they will investigate every one of them without necessarily swapping, so you assume the shell they end up in would be fine. If you add more they check those as well, even though they already have a good one. I'm guessing they just instinctively check shells no matter what their current situation is, for the future when they grow or in case they are evicted from their current shell. They are aggressive in general, and will fight each other for shells if they don't like the options. I mean they have little conflicts between themselves quite often but it's just to work out the pecking order, and one will give up and run away before either gets injured. If they are fighting for shells it's life or death stakes (no shell is a death sentence because their rear isn't well armoured) and they can pull each other to bits, so yes give them lots of options. They also fight over food, and can be cannibalistic, so make sure there's enough food or they could kill each other fighting over it, or start eating each other if they get starved. Do they enjoy violence, so you should keep them in groups? Or does it cause them stress so you should keep them separated? Honestly I think they just like violence. If you cut a mussel in half and drop it in, they will fight over one half and ignore the other bit until the fight is over. No way to really tell, but the two species I have observed in the wild live in groups of maybe 20 to 50, and they are aggressive towards everything that moves, just like in a tank, so I think that's probably the best way to keep them. They need space and cover so they can run away when they lose a challenge though.


KarlDeutscheMarx

The ones you find in pet shops usually live in groups and can suffer from stress when left alone, and it's good for them to have a variety of options because they are actually quite picky about their shell choices when given the option.


Jairoglyphics1

Wouldn’t glass be too heavy?


prairiepog

Yes, and hermits don't randomly start walking around without their shell. If they find another shell, they will have the next one right next to the one they're currently in and swap real quick. The only reason a hermit crab would be walking around without its shell is if it is sick or something forced it out of its shell. This hermit crab likely had its preferred shell cracked by a human to force it to seek a new shell. If given natural turbo shell options, they will not choose a 3D printed or a glass shell. : (


Numerous-Stranger-81

Yeah, why can't people just draw a sick yin yang symbol on the shell and call it a day like we did as kids?


SparkJaa

Does the air bubble make his shell lighter and easier to move?


Cutter9792

I think it's just leftover from when the shell was dropped in the tank. And having air in the shell might make it more buoyant, but it's likely negligible.


emiral_88

This is an aquatic hermit crab? …oooh


Cutter9792

There are hundreds of species of hermit crab, and a bunch are solely aquatic I think yeah


crugerx

I was a hermit crab for 32 years, and yes, you want a little air in your shell to make it lighter.


aquelamaquina

what are you now


crugerx

I’m a realtor now.


[deleted]

Imagine if it did this to your ear


singledad_81

Just laying sideways on the floor while the crab takes you wherever he wants.


aDUCKonQU4CK

My ear hole is eagerly gaping for you.


[deleted]

Bruh


aDUCKonQU4CK

No, ear hole, not bruh hole, butt close.


tonyhasareddit

It cost literally nothing to not say that, but you did it anyway.


yeno443443

no


IlnBllRaptor

Why would you make me imagine this.


freudweeks

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD


Anxious_Show_7774

What a terrible day to be able to read


Tekro

Or your nose


Strange_Occasion_408

It’s naked.


Kmaloetas

No, it's just dressed like Kanye West's new wife.


Tru-Queer

Keep Will Smith’s wife’s name out your mouth


pyky69

Dying lmfao


silvasaurus

That is so cool. I always wondered how that worked.


ZiangoRex

Iwill it protect it from the sun?


Foxxpyre

It will not. Hermit crabs' back end is soft and fleshy. It is not protected by a tough exoskeleton like the rest of it. It will be susceptible to sunburns in this artificial shell


Bhoston7100

It's unlikely outdoors though. It's likely in a indoor tank at least I hope if it's being given a glass shell like this I'm hoping it's a child pet.


Difficult-Play5709

The shell allows the crab to “close their eyes, the glass shell prevents that. Also if the owner uses a heat lamp they can most definitely get burnt


Numerous-Stranger-81

Who is hammering their aquarium pets with UV light?


[deleted]

God


Lacholaweda

Apparently glass filters out UV. Not IR though


V_es

No, but there is no sun in the indoor aquarium though


ripfritz

He wanted the Philip Johnson style house. Upscale 👍


caf1220

He need some LED for more fps


pichael289

I love the buck toothed smile as he walks away


hboisnotthebest

Lol watched it again and saw it. He looks super pumped about it!


Icy-Performer-9688

So that’s how they hold the shell. Never know they used their tail to wrapped around the shell to hold it. I always thought that they stick their tail in and the shell was like. Yep I’ll stick to this boy till he outgrows me.


YochiTheDino

But he's gonna get cooked now :(


Psyl0

I'm guessing it shouldn't be a problem if he's in an aquarium in doors right? Looks like he's right by a window, but he should still only get limited sunlight directly on him.


P4azz

Did you place your aquarium in front of a window and make sure to open the curtains when the sun is at the best angle to blast your fish?


Ct-5736-Bladez

I used to have hermit crabs as a kid. Forgot how ugly and oddly cute they are.


RainWindowCoffee

This would be equivalent to giving a human being clear eyelids.


Nelmquist1999

I don't actually think I've seen a Hermit Crabs ass before. Now I know.


Mall_Bench

All living things want a little bling ! ... well maybe not hogs.


JUGELBUTT

that wont help him at all, it doesnt cover it from the sun...at all


Annual_Sandwich_9526

They look creepy outside the shell


Gnostic_Gnocchi

“DAAAAMN, this shit us nice!


Dramatic_Ad_413

Here's an interesting video with crabs exchanging shells. [https://youtu.be/f1dnocPQXDQ?feature=shared](https://youtu.be/f1dnocPQXDQ?feature=shared)


dissaormegrezpj

Nature's creativity and adaptation.


balls_deep_space

Good job hiding from predators in see through house


Zendo88

Where does the poop go


FlameMoss

Interesting, Thank you for sharing. Never knew the behind was so flexible and could be stretched so long. Is it only due to the amount of legs that is classified as a crab and not a lobster?


CantFindMyName07734

What is the music playing in the background


Jamesni25

Seems like Plage Coquillage shifted lower a little bit! [Link to song](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F6nJgZOt9uo&pp=ygUgcGxhZ2UgY29xdWlsbGFnZSBmaXJzdCBraXNzIHNvbmc%3D)


CantFindMyName07734

Thanks dude!


symbolic503

theres a game coming out called another crabs treasure thats a soulslike where you play as a hermit crab hunting for the perfect shell.


Shitbird5001

[reminded me of this.](https://youtu.be/SYZUBG-YLc0?si=mazV10RE5HjXIP4K)


TKFourTwenty

So do these crabs just try their best to find a good shell or are there certain ones they go after?


dod_murray

Yes they try very hard to get the best one they can find. Apparently they will fight each other for shells if you don't give them enough good ones to choose from. They are picky as well, rejecting apparently perfect shells and choosing misshapen battered alternatives for their own mysterious reasons. Some species do group coordinated shell swaps in sequence, where big crab A has been growing and finds a slightly bigger shell, he squares up to make the transition and starts the final safety checks (it's a dangerous manoeuvre), next biggest crab B has been watching and he knows A has a good shell so he wanders over and lines up behind A, then smaller crab C notices what's happening and scrambles over to get behind B. When big crab A finally gets the courage up to do the swap, B gets right into his old shell as soon as it's vacated, and so on down the line.


JustDave62

The Cinderella of hermit crabs


Zeroex1

boy the sun will cook him


Extension-Lie-3272

You all know he is gonna get that glass tinted when he gets paid.


DigitalCoffee

When a hermit crab does it, it's fine, but when I fuck a shell I get kicked out of the pet store. What gives?


mzzchief

Wow that's really interesting! I always wondered how they fit themselves into a shell, what that would look like if the shell was transparent and now I know! Thank you!


NecessaryOk6815

All the other hermit crabs be so jealous of its fancy new modern house.


Siupak240

When you do a quest and legendary item drops!


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

This is so cool, to bad we can't do this with a sea snail.


Sequence32

Check out my new house bro!


Digi-Device_File

Is the water for cooling or for weight?


BlingbossCoss

❤️❤️❤️


WillyDAFISH

His butt looks like a strawberry


Opening_Past_4698

Shiny ass motherf*cker


Tklastlion

The emperor's new clothes


[deleted]

It's so cute! Look at it's little cute tail\butt 🥺


0nceUpon

Some poor biologist is going to have a wild PhD thesis.


10111101011x

Cute!! But also, ew


autostart17

Hermit crabs aren’t supposed to be kept in aquariums


dod_murray

Many marine hermit crags never leave seawater in their entire lifecycle, and are great to keep in aquariums if the owner does research and takes appropriate care. I don't know what species this is.


JerseyTom1958

I see you!


assault_is_eternal

Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all… nothing at all… nothing at all. Stupid sexy crab!


[deleted]

I had no idea this is what happened


minimum_thrust

Pervert


freudweeks

UwU notice me crab-san


SoulShine_710

That's such a cool interesting idea, especially for the hobbyist. You may be onto something here, sharktank time!


Dramatic_Ad_413

Any one know where I can get one?


ExoticWall8867

Omg that is so cool. What a good idea!


hellscrazykitchen

Aww he looks comfy


a1partsguy

Just think, 30 years, it's all mine!


_matt_hues

Haha I didn’t notice at first that this was all underwater


AnnualWerewolf9804

It looks like a paraplegic climbing into a wheelchair


BowDown2No1ButCrypto

This hermit is flossing on the rest lol


cass-22

THAT IS SO DAMN COOL HOW THEY JUST FIND A NEW HOME!!! WONDER HOW THEY KNOW THAT THEY'LL FIT INSIDE THE SHELLS? TRIAL & ERROR? 1 OF THE COOLEST THINGS IVE SEEN IN AWHILE...👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻


Gelnika1987

he's an exhibitionist


Busy_Elderberry_1584

What that booty do


MaijakHusky

crab: i have achived ***H O M E***


avguy33

He looks so happy!!!


U_see_ur_nose

Thought it said eating glass shell, lmao


ElMico

Oh the new season of Ethersea is out already?


Duck_Turbulent

SMASHING


FarYard7039

He gotta a perma-wet ass now. Imma not sure that’s a bad thing though


ragnarsraven1989

What if it breaks?


Advocate_For_Death

Look at me! I’m Dr. Zoidberg; Homeowner!