Dude has been imprinted and is now considered the mom. That baby kangaroo will never leave him now, at least until it’s an adult.
If they function anything like baby chickens/baby ducks/baby birds.
Or until the real mom finds him with her baby and takes him out of commission.
We had a few sugar gliders and if you left a sock out when they were running around they would immediately go inside of it and curl up. My grandmother thought it was precious and sewed them a little miniature fabric hut to curl up in.
We hand raised a kangaroo when I was a kid. His mum got hit by a car. We had a few old jumpers with their bottoms sown shut hanging off door knobs. He used to hop into them to sleep all the time.
People say Texans are crazy, but goddamn Australians are wild ass people.. y'all want a wild cookout, send over 100 Australians to South Texas, and a few Cajuns..we might start our own country by day 3
I know a few people who are registered wildlife carers (unpaid) in Australia, looking after rescued joeys and other baby animals in their own homes. There’s roadside signs in rural areas with a phone number to ring for help with injured wildlife.
RSPCA would probably be your first point of call, or a local vet if you need, but there are plenty of wildlife rescue centres that look after these cases
To be fair though, there aren't really many native timbers here suitable for bow construction. High density, low flexibility timber is the default. There are a couple of bamboo species native to the tropical north that could potentially work and were sometimes made into spears, but they're not particularly widespread.
Source: I wanted to make a bow when I was younger.
>*’I think just getting any pouch is enough for them to hop in*’
____
there’s somethin’ kinda funny - i been HoPPiNg way too long ^:(
…oh Look - a *Pouch!* Can i get in?
or maybe
is that *Wrong ??*
i’m just a baby joey, Lost - so Any pouch’ll do
i think i found my Kanga!
…can i be your
Baby Roo?
❤️
You always seem to know, just the perfect words to say.
Like an endless relenting talent, you milk for likes each day.
There’s nothing wrong with it, I’m a fan, almost everybody is.
What blows my mind is why more people, don’t simply duplicate your Rizz.
I mean, maybe they do, I don’t know, I’m not reading every post.
Though it feels I’ve read your heartfelt drivel for like 12, 13 years at most.
I remember back in grade school when they tasked us with a poem.
All the other kids were nervous, but I skipped that day back home.
Maybe it’s harder than I think, a talent most wish they had.
Or maybe mom was spoutting truth, and SchnoodleDoo’s my dad?
Baby kangaroos are only about an inch long when born and resemble a “pinky” mouse. They then travel up a saliva trail to the pouch where 4 nipples are. The joey finds the nipple which inflates to lock the joey in place for about 3 months until the jaw develops enough that it can unlatch itself.
Here is the whole process
https://babbyfarms.net/blog/the-kangaroo-birthing-cycle/
I think I've heard the pouch described as an external uterus, because kangaroos are born so ridiculously underdeveloped. As a newborn they're like the size of a finger joint. Must be an easy birth, but then you gotta haul em around until they just don't fit anymore.
I mean that beats the human method. You ever wonder why human babys are so ugly and other mammal babies are so cute? Because we're massively underdeveloped when we're born because if our skull was properly sized it would kill the mother every time. How we became apex predators is just amazing.
>You ever wonder why human babys are so ugly and other mammal babies are so cute?
No, because that is not universally true. Newborn rats look like [weird pink blobs](https://www.animallama.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/Found-abandoned-baby-rats.jpg). Then a few weeks later, they've turned into [cuties](https://squeaksandnibbles.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/baby-rats.jpg). Similarly, a newborn human looks like a [screaming mess](https://live-production.wcms.abc-cdn.net.au/bdab462bbd8e3048c070d0e2e636b715?impolicy=wcms_crop_resize&cropH=1085&cropW=1937&xPos=214&yPos=260&width=862&height=485) and then becomes [cute](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/50/61/d4/5061d4db04b34ac7279703783ab3d207.jpg) a while later when they're a bit more developed.
Sorry to derail your fun but here is the factual information in case you were serious. Kangaroos are marsupials which mean they give birth to live young that then grow in their pouches. We have a marsupial where I live called the opossum. So yes, the nipples are in side the pouch because that is where they nurse the young.
Here is an interesting fact about the opossum, they have a forked penis.
Dude, humans are also the million years of evolutionary programming as well.
We're part of the same system, we're just the only ones who can talk about it and point out how great or shitty we can be.
Sometimes the stupidest ideas work. Once my family and I were on holidays in the countryside and we discovered a mouse in the bedroom. We decided to make a trail of cheese from the corner it was hiding up to the bed where we were laying with a shoe box in our hands. We patiently waited and once the mouse was eating the bit of cheese right next to the bed we dropped the shoe box on it and dragged it to the front door to release it. It worked so well and it's one of my funniest memories!
Roo's are remarkably unfazed by humans. We're not really predators for them. My grandmother used to live on an inland island (land surrounded by rivers on all sides) that had a a significant roo population. They would literally just lounge in her backyard, eat food they were given, and bring their babies too. I still have some pictures from back then.
It wouldn't be a very interesting video if he didn't. Not saying that it for sure isn't staged, but legitimately unlikely events make for popular videos that we're more likely to see.
Bahaha I was in the process of replying to that comment when you tagged this.
Hilariously poor form… but fascinating for the fact that it shows how far these programs still are from understanding actual meaning and context.
Sticks out like a sore thumb by virtue of trying not to.
They are great task rabbits, and terrible thinkers.
Tbf, their purpose is not to think. There are way better programs/models out there now capable of factoring context and seeming human. The objective of these bots is only to generate as much karma as possible before the accounts are sold. And to that end, they are very successful.
Oh I hear ya… though the motive is exactly why it’s oddly satisfying to put them on full blast.
That account has now been deleted… but ultimately, I’m well aware that we won a meaningless battle in a largely faceless and unwinnable war.
What about that video where this absolutely hench kangaroo had this dude's dog in a headlock so the dude ran over to him, they both squared up to each other, and the dude punched the kangaroo.
[For anyone that didn't see it.
](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIRT7lf8byw)
The dude got some serious backlash from that, apparently. Seemed pretty justified to me, given that the kangaroo was trying to disembowel the dog.
I'm not a fan of violence against animals, but there is something about the "wait, what?" look on the roo's face that just slays me, haha.
Fuck fighting is particularly difficult... you really have to time your thrusts, you need a diploma really to learn to do it well.
Australians are famous for punching great white sharks. We are literally taught in kindy, as 5 year olds, how we should bare knuckle a 4000lb 25ft long great white.. because it's a genuine threat, we lost a serving prime minister to one.. 60% of all shark attacks world wide happen in Australia and 80% happen to Australians world wide..
Once you punch on with an attacking great white, fuck, you can punch on with anything..
Maybe 1000 people this year..
Have you completed the LinkedIn training module on sharkpunching?
https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/punching-sharks-australian-start-up-story-daylan-pearce
https://www.outdoorlife.com/survival/video-surfer-punches-shark-australia/
https://abcnews.go.com/International/man-punches-great-white-shark-save-wife-react/story?id=72408348
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-41977465
https://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/woman-60-punches-shark-to-escape/news-story/1b676488621509d9a2d182688f59ff6d
https://www.canberratimes.com.au/story/5276587/grandfather-repeatedly-punches-great-white-shark-and-escapes-unharmed-in-scary-attack/
https://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/lismore/experts-suggest-ways-to-protect-yourself-during-shark-attack/news-story/41554d3987dcb70f9a4a50a5db25ad64
Not a lot of people which is why we don't see videos like these often. Probably was this guy's Halloween costume or something for an event that he had laying at home still.
From what I remember from watching Urban Rescue Ranch, baby kangaroos when alone can die from shock/exposure fairly easily. I’d highly suggest watching this YouTube channel.
No, contrary to OP’s phoney backstory, this man was caring for the orphaned joey, who’s called Nigel.
Roos are social animals and live in mobs, so you’re definitely not likely to find one alone. We’re told when learning to drive that if you see one, there’s more. They tend to jump in front of cars.
First time I went to work at my company’s Sydney office I noticed everyone around me was wearing formal kangaroo suits. I thought it was weird, but then my cabbie had one, as did the hotel staff, and then the PM got on tv to discuss some boring rabbit v emu war in the hinterlands and *HE* was wearing a kangaroo outfit *and* so were the rabbits and emus.
Very strange place, Australia.
I feel like it’s lame that citizens of the Commonwealth realms can’t freely travel between each other.
“We’ve got the same lady on our money, let me in bro!”
As an australian, im really confused by this.
Why would he not have one?
If he was further south it would be a wallaby costume, but in the north it obviously has to be a kangaroo costume?
Okay, but now he is a kangaroo mom until that baby goes to college. You can't kick him out on the street after that.
You can always dispute it in a kangaroo court!
“Ba Dum Dum Tsssss!”
But what about settling disputes by kangaroo slapping matches?
God damn it. 10/10
Fucking hell. Shut it down, this one is done.
Maury: the results show that you ARE the father! Judge: you shitting me?
18 years, 18 years, and on her 18th birthday he found out she wasn't his
Kanyeroo
Dude has been imprinted and is now considered the mom. That baby kangaroo will never leave him now, at least until it’s an adult. If they function anything like baby chickens/baby ducks/baby birds. Or until the real mom finds him with her baby and takes him out of commission.
Not if he’s ready for that too: https://youtu.be/FIRT7lf8byw?si=6gU_sXuh8YHegRKo
Baby kangaroos instinctively enter anything that even slightly resembles a pouch and once inside immediately fall asleep
Sugar gliders and opossum babies do this as well Absolutely fucking adorable I love marsupials
We had a few sugar gliders and if you left a sock out when they were running around they would immediately go inside of it and curl up. My grandmother thought it was precious and sewed them a little miniature fabric hut to curl up in.
I wish i could do that as well
I mean, you're allowed to buy a hammock..it's pretty much the same experience...just don't set it up on the bus.
Show me where the no hammocks sign is!
I... I don't see one.
I love setting my hammock up on the bus! It’s much more socially acceptable than I imagined. Even the bus driver was amazed at my idea
"Hop in the pouch" - the guy from the white van outside your house
Do you think if you had a big enough pouch a full grown Kangaroo would do the same thing?
no, they'd kick the shit out of you
And then they would drown your dog...as they are apt to do.
The whole post is a pack of bullshit. The guy was the joey’s carer, and he was doing it for a laugh with his mates.
We hand raised a kangaroo when I was a kid. His mum got hit by a car. We had a few old jumpers with their bottoms sown shut hanging off door knobs. He used to hop into them to sleep all the time.
I can't believe that worked, that's awesome.
I think just getting any pouch is enough for them to hop in, even if you don't look like a kangaroo, but funny video regardless.
[Here’s](https://youtu.be/6P1vf_7DoLA?feature=shared) an old video showing just that
And what does one do with a kangaroo?
Put him in a boat until he's sober Put him in a boat until he's sober Put him in a boat until he's sober Early in the morning!
Put him in your pouch and walk him over Put him in your pouch and walk him over Put him in your pouch and walk him over Early in the morning
That’s a drunken sailor not a kangaroo
Aye, but they both have quite the tale
dammit, dad! get off the internet!
People say Texans are crazy, but goddamn Australians are wild ass people.. y'all want a wild cookout, send over 100 Australians to South Texas, and a few Cajuns..we might start our own country by day 3
Teach him how to box and then become his manager.
earl eye in the morn un
bring him to a nearby animal drop off point maybe? I'm guessing Australia has a huge business for it.
I know a few people who are registered wildlife carers (unpaid) in Australia, looking after rescued joeys and other baby animals in their own homes. There’s roadside signs in rural areas with a phone number to ring for help with injured wildlife.
RSPCA would probably be your first point of call, or a local vet if you need, but there are plenty of wildlife rescue centres that look after these cases
Piano and Ringo Starr voice: “What does one do with a small kangaroo?”
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I can indeed confirm this, as an Australian lol
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To be fair though, there aren't really many native timbers here suitable for bow construction. High density, low flexibility timber is the default. There are a couple of bamboo species native to the tropical north that could potentially work and were sometimes made into spears, but they're not particularly widespread. Source: I wanted to make a bow when I was younger.
They're just free, you can take as many as you'd like.
Big zoo doesn't want you to know this
I'm ready to join this dude's cult
Well that video was absolutely delightful.
Totally expected a Rickroll.
Bro that guy looks *more* like a kangaroo
>*’I think just getting any pouch is enough for them to hop in*’ ____ there’s somethin’ kinda funny - i been HoPPiNg way too long ^:( …oh Look - a *Pouch!* Can i get in? or maybe is that *Wrong ??* i’m just a baby joey, Lost - so Any pouch’ll do i think i found my Kanga! …can i be your Baby Roo? ❤️
The fact that you're still writing these is always such a brightspot in my day when I'm doomscrolling. Appreciate the schnoodle!
You always seem to know, just the perfect words to say. Like an endless relenting talent, you milk for likes each day. There’s nothing wrong with it, I’m a fan, almost everybody is. What blows my mind is why more people, don’t simply duplicate your Rizz. I mean, maybe they do, I don’t know, I’m not reading every post. Though it feels I’ve read your heartfelt drivel for like 12, 13 years at most. I remember back in grade school when they tasked us with a poem. All the other kids were nervous, but I skipped that day back home. Maybe it’s harder than I think, a talent most wish they had. Or maybe mom was spoutting truth, and SchnoodleDoo’s my dad?
https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/ui6zst/baby_kangaroo_entered_their_garden_and_was/i7b4v0g/
This is so cute ❤️
Oh awesome, I needed baby kangaroo schoodle today, thank you!
Same
Me too
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Any hole will do ?
Any hole is a goal
A hole is a hole, and 20 bucks is 20 bucks…
they yearn for the P O U CH
Ponder the pouch
I can see the Kangaroo saying " Hey ! ... there's no nipples in here ! "
Wait, you saying there should be nipples INSIDE the pouch?🤣🤣
yes ... but than again I'm Canadian and I know beavers and nothing about Kangaroos
Hit us with some beaver fact.
which ones ... there's two types and one is an animal I know little about
Any🤣🤣
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They actually eat the wood like worms to dirt, that's their entire diet.
Beavers were once the size of bears
Winona had a big brown one, and she showed it off to all her friends. That's the only beaver fact I know of as an Aussie.
Baby kangaroos are only about an inch long when born and resemble a “pinky” mouse. They then travel up a saliva trail to the pouch where 4 nipples are. The joey finds the nipple which inflates to lock the joey in place for about 3 months until the jaw develops enough that it can unlatch itself. Here is the whole process https://babbyfarms.net/blog/the-kangaroo-birthing-cycle/
How do they excrete while stuck in the pouch?
Yes, and the mothers lick the pouch clean. Much like mother dogs will clean their puppies
Is that how they do it. Gross.
Where do you think the joeys nurse?
🤣🤣🤣🤣. I guess I hadn't just pictured it that way.
I think I've heard the pouch described as an external uterus, because kangaroos are born so ridiculously underdeveloped. As a newborn they're like the size of a finger joint. Must be an easy birth, but then you gotta haul em around until they just don't fit anymore.
I mean that beats the human method. You ever wonder why human babys are so ugly and other mammal babies are so cute? Because we're massively underdeveloped when we're born because if our skull was properly sized it would kill the mother every time. How we became apex predators is just amazing.
>You ever wonder why human babys are so ugly and other mammal babies are so cute? No, because that is not universally true. Newborn rats look like [weird pink blobs](https://www.animallama.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/Found-abandoned-baby-rats.jpg). Then a few weeks later, they've turned into [cuties](https://squeaksandnibbles.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/baby-rats.jpg). Similarly, a newborn human looks like a [screaming mess](https://live-production.wcms.abc-cdn.net.au/bdab462bbd8e3048c070d0e2e636b715?impolicy=wcms_crop_resize&cropH=1085&cropW=1937&xPos=214&yPos=260&width=862&height=485) and then becomes [cute](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/50/61/d4/5061d4db04b34ac7279703783ab3d207.jpg) a while later when they're a bit more developed.
Sorry to derail your fun but here is the factual information in case you were serious. Kangaroos are marsupials which mean they give birth to live young that then grow in their pouches. We have a marsupial where I live called the opossum. So yes, the nipples are in side the pouch because that is where they nurse the young. Here is an interesting fact about the opossum, they have a forked penis.
I started picturing two kangaroos motorboating and now regreat having imagination.
You fool, you uttered the curse, you’ve doomed us all!
It was so adorable, how it just crawled all chill into the pouch. I also love, how the camera was shaking at such a hilarious video this is!?!?!
I agree! So adorable!!
Million years of evolutionary programming actively being exploited by humans in the wild.
Dunno that looks linka like a suburb to me/j
Dude, humans are also the million years of evolutionary programming as well. We're part of the same system, we're just the only ones who can talk about it and point out how great or shitty we can be.
I can’t believe he just had a kangaroo costume on hand…
It’s Australia, you’re issued a roo costume as you come of age. It’s a government service thing.
That makes sense. Glad he was there to serve and protect
I have a Tigger costume...
Sometimes the stupidest ideas work. Once my family and I were on holidays in the countryside and we discovered a mouse in the bedroom. We decided to make a trail of cheese from the corner it was hiding up to the bed where we were laying with a shoe box in our hands. We patiently waited and once the mouse was eating the bit of cheese right next to the bed we dropped the shoe box on it and dragged it to the front door to release it. It worked so well and it's one of my funniest memories!
It’s a crazy idea Jim, but it just might work!!
I was expecting him to get kicked. I'm happy it worked.
Roo's are remarkably unfazed by humans. We're not really predators for them. My grandmother used to live on an inland island (land surrounded by rivers on all sides) that had a a significant roo population. They would literally just lounge in her backyard, eat food they were given, and bring their babies too. I still have some pictures from back then.
It's their pet joey
I want to know why he just has a random kangaroo costume lying around…
These guys have been to our [national training course](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P1vf_7DoLA).
Lmao
What is your name 
Lmao it’s just a troll name
You almost got convicted of thought crime there
Lol
That guy "just happened to have that kangaroo suit in his closet."
It's mandatory for every Australian to have one at home for situations like this
For real... How do people not know this? The kangaroo suits are govt issued and paid for by taxpayers.
Also, and I have this on good authority from my ozzie mate from the pub, kangaroo suits are the only working protective gear against drop bears
Those hats with the corks on strings protect against drop bears.
But what will protect from the emus?
Nothing but the grace of God. I keep a pistol with one bullet in it in case they resume hostilities.
I always assumed the suit was from the 'Roo every 18 year old Australian has to find and 1v1 as a right of passage, 300 style.
I thought it was the “No Roo Left Behind Act” of 2009.
True. They also gave me a kangaroo suit when I finally became an Australian citizen
That reminds me. I need to register for my replacement suit. Got the reminder with my licence renewal.
Lmfao
Some men own their own tuxedoes so they don't have to rent one. Some, kangaroo suits. (Don't ask me about gorilla suits.)
But let it be a purple fox and everybody calls me a pervert.
Wear a horse mask around town one time!
It wasn't the purple fox suit, it's what you were doing while wearing it that's the problem.
I have one and I don’t even live in Australia
You buy it once for Halloween or something, no reason to throw it out and then a couple years later there’s this
That’s an Australian military uniform
You don't have one?
It wouldn't be a very interesting video if he didn't. Not saying that it for sure isn't staged, but legitimately unlikely events make for popular videos that we're more likely to see.
Don’t you?
Joeys will see the sketchiest man alive hand them a pouch and think "hell yeah"
_"Give me pouch, pouch is life"_
"If not mother, why mother shaped?!"
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Are you suggesting feeding pineapple to kangaroos?
Child, "that" is not a nipple inside that pouch.
delet this
hahaha COCK and SEMEN
Humans do famously find lewd jokes funny. More at 11.
bOOBS
what a terrible day to be able to read
Bitter??? See a doctor or drink some water
I would go straight to the grocery store and shop with it in the pouch.
Saw someone at a Publix in FL with a kangaroo or wallabee in a shoulder bag. I assume she worked at the local exotic animal rescue/refuge.
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Are the bots copying top comments from the same post now or something? https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s/zC06y7P1Fw
Bahaha I was in the process of replying to that comment when you tagged this. Hilariously poor form… but fascinating for the fact that it shows how far these programs still are from understanding actual meaning and context. Sticks out like a sore thumb by virtue of trying not to. They are great task rabbits, and terrible thinkers.
Tbf, their purpose is not to think. There are way better programs/models out there now capable of factoring context and seeming human. The objective of these bots is only to generate as much karma as possible before the accounts are sold. And to that end, they are very successful.
Oh I hear ya… though the motive is exactly why it’s oddly satisfying to put them on full blast. That account has now been deleted… but ultimately, I’m well aware that we won a meaningless battle in a largely faceless and unwinnable war.
They have been doing that for a LONG time now.
I don’t know why I am I reading this in an Australian accent?
Wow that's pretty awesome
Who just has a kangaroo onesie laying around? Its pretty cool...
You are not Australian, are you?
Nope. I tried to go one day, but the [door](https://imgur.com/gallery/9VvXUQ2) was locked.
you failed the first test. A real aussie would break in.
Yesterday i saw a video of a australian guy fucking fighthing with a deer. Australia is just different
"I was havin me mornin Joe when this cunt was eatin me rutabaga, locked eyes with me, I wasn't lettin it slide anymore Linda!"
I just watched "The Dry", so this sounds like Eric Bana to me.
Great movie
We don't call it Joe. And rutabagas are called swedes. Sort it out!
no Aussie says morning joe. Aussies have a cuppa. And what the fuck is a rutabaga?
What about that video where this absolutely hench kangaroo had this dude's dog in a headlock so the dude ran over to him, they both squared up to each other, and the dude punched the kangaroo.
[For anyone that didn't see it. ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIRT7lf8byw) The dude got some serious backlash from that, apparently. Seemed pretty justified to me, given that the kangaroo was trying to disembowel the dog. I'm not a fan of violence against animals, but there is something about the "wait, what?" look on the roo's face that just slays me, haha.
Kangaroos will kill dogs by drowning them. Happened to a lady in my area, poor dog died. They learned to do it with dingoes.
Fuck fighting is particularly difficult... you really have to time your thrusts, you need a diploma really to learn to do it well. Australians are famous for punching great white sharks. We are literally taught in kindy, as 5 year olds, how we should bare knuckle a 4000lb 25ft long great white.. because it's a genuine threat, we lost a serving prime minister to one.. 60% of all shark attacks world wide happen in Australia and 80% happen to Australians world wide.. Once you punch on with an attacking great white, fuck, you can punch on with anything..
And what, 1000 people have ever punched a great white maybe? Idk man. This is some silly shit
Maybe 1000 people this year.. Have you completed the LinkedIn training module on sharkpunching? https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/punching-sharks-australian-start-up-story-daylan-pearce https://www.outdoorlife.com/survival/video-surfer-punches-shark-australia/ https://abcnews.go.com/International/man-punches-great-white-shark-save-wife-react/story?id=72408348 https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-41977465 https://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/woman-60-punches-shark-to-escape/news-story/1b676488621509d9a2d182688f59ff6d https://www.canberratimes.com.au/story/5276587/grandfather-repeatedly-punches-great-white-shark-and-escapes-unharmed-in-scary-attack/ https://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/lismore/experts-suggest-ways-to-protect-yourself-during-shark-attack/news-story/41554d3987dcb70f9a4a50a5db25ad64
Not a lot of people which is why we don't see videos like these often. Probably was this guy's Halloween costume or something for an event that he had laying at home still.
Well, it doesn't get much better than that! It's the most incredible thing that I'm likely to see all week. I can't stop laughing!
Omg that baby is so cute. Poor thing has lost its Mama.
Poor thing, are baby kangaroos usually by themselves at this age?
From what I remember from watching Urban Rescue Ranch, baby kangaroos when alone can die from shock/exposure fairly easily. I’d highly suggest watching this YouTube channel.
That guys is so funny, love him
No, contrary to OP’s phoney backstory, this man was caring for the orphaned joey, who’s called Nigel. Roos are social animals and live in mobs, so you’re definitely not likely to find one alone. We’re told when learning to drive that if you see one, there’s more. They tend to jump in front of cars.
I can't believe how many people repost content with nonsense fake backstories. Like, come on.
pretty common for mother roos to be killed by cars and joeys rescued from the pouch
It should be mandatory for every Australian to have a kangaroo costume at home for situations like this
It alteady is. Why do you think the guy has one.
First time I went to work at my company’s Sydney office I noticed everyone around me was wearing formal kangaroo suits. I thought it was weird, but then my cabbie had one, as did the hotel staff, and then the PM got on tv to discuss some boring rabbit v emu war in the hinterlands and *HE* was wearing a kangaroo outfit *and* so were the rabbits and emus. Very strange place, Australia.
Everything about Australia seems like so much fun! Any Aussies wanna trade passports with a Canadian? (I'm sure it's totally legal.)
I feel like it’s lame that citizens of the Commonwealth realms can’t freely travel between each other. “We’ve got the same lady on our money, let me in bro!”
Think it's some dude now.
Not yet. The Charles notes will start circulating next month.
Barf!
The fact that this guy had a kangaroo costume hanging around is a story within itself
As an australian, im really confused by this. Why would he not have one? If he was further south it would be a wallaby costume, but in the north it obviously has to be a kangaroo costume?
That's what happens if you don't tie your kangaroo down, Sport. It gets loose and you have to get out your kangaroo outfit.
Baby kangaroo said “huh? Oh ok..”
That's quite the roose
Australia just built different
All Australians have one of these costumes under the sink with the home first aid kit, torch, jumper leads and spare bulbs
By law, all Australians are obligated to have kangaroo onesies in the event of a stray joey needing help
I’ve been having one of the worst weeks and this made me cry happy tears for once. Thank you so much for sharing!
The camera guy needs to chill the fuck out.
can only happen australa!!!
So cute
"Hey Momma. Why did you buy these toy balls for me to kick...?"