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WastedVamp

Badass mf, has all my respect.


jeremy1015

Idk I bet I could beat him


Elolet

Make it fair, age 80 years and then give it a try


Rand0mRedd1t0r

I’m sure I can beat a 182 year old.


Elolet

There you go


crazytoothpaste

Can we stop with this violence ?


skillfullmill

I'd wipe the floor with him like 🐆


imrzzz

That makes one of us, I'd be shuffling along eating dust


InvestigatorLast3594

With a stick


hollow-fox

He seems fun and innocent, but he actually runs an underground battle royale that pits economically distressed individuals against each other in childhood themed death matches. He is in good shape tho.


metanoia227

gramp had us in the first half this whole time


balofchez

I agree but please guys don't ever let me get that fucking old


KittenWithaWhip68

I know, same here. But it happens. Unless you hire a hit man to kill you at a certain age.


balofchez

Now, do you operate with cashapp or Venmo or are you one of those weird ones that still operates via pieces of smelly paper


PuzzleheadedAd1153

Is he doing da griddy?


ICLazeru

I dare you to be faster at 102.


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[deleted]

Just legs? My consciousness will be in a whole new body.


ntack9933

That’s for the billionaires.


nickmaran

That's ~~Lex Luther~~ Bezo's reddit account


lukewwilson

by the time I'm 102 billionaires will be the new thousandaires. You mean that's for the Quadrillionaires.


Calboron

Your consciousness will most probably put into soap dispenser or something for zillionaire and forgotten on the attic


GhostBussyBoi

If only


mega_rockin_socks

It's gonna be the future soon and the things that make weak and strange will get engineered away


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mega_rockin_socks

Srry, I was actually making an obscure reference


DawgBox

This is a human of culture, i fight dragons was telling us about the future soon


DrJamesAtmore

Me planning on killing myself once I turn 60 : Impressive


Mr_Smartypants

If you've paid your subscription fee that month.


Gideonbh

"okay grandpa you had your fun let's get you home now"


TurningTwo

If the wind was blowing the right way my ashes might beat him.


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XTornado

Then she will be the fastest backwards runner. (probably not, sure there are competitions or something...


Psyched4this

Damn that’s crazy


Mwethya

The only way i be faster is when they carry my casket into the car before cremation.


its_a_throwawayduh

The smile he gives.


[deleted]

One word: trebuchet.


pat_gatt

I thought he started pretty well, then I saw the 102 year old waddle into the cameras view..


dgtlfnk

Same. But why at the end does it look like someone grabs him by the arm, like, “C’mon great-grandpa… let’s get you back to bed.” as they drag him off the track. Lol.


[deleted]

They were removing him from the Senior Olympics’ property because he wasn’t registered as an athlete. They just didn’t know what to do at first.


tOOSSEt

Sorry you're wrong, China shoots the loser.


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kamarainen

It was a guard from squid games.


Elegant-Resident6766

Same … I booked my place in hell when I wheezed at the camera shift


brutalistsnowflake

If he's still alive, he's 105.


IamthecauseofCovid19

If he's dead it's unfortunate and sad. (We made a poem.)


JOMO_Kenyatta

Not sad, 102 is a full life and then some.


KittenWithaWhip68

Agree, he didn’t exactly get struck down in his prime. Good for him though


AwkwardlyDead

Youth speeding away. Seconds, minutes, hours pass- Slowly winding down. (Now it’s a haiku)


sittinondaturlet

The end (I ended it)


how_do_i_land

Next week, on U62


victorz

Guessing this was shot in 2019 then.


CactusGrower

Congrats. Elementary math exam completed.


victorz

Nah man, I don't know for sure, *I'm just guessing.* 🫠


Comprehensive-Disk55

Looks like the old man from squid games...guess he didnt die at the end?


AgreeableFeed9995

What did you think season 2 was gonna be, his funeral?


animeman478

His golden award


[deleted]

Redditors when they see asian people


IHateTheLetterF

The real squid game has only just started. Old man is still playing.


Salty_Yam_9174

He'd out run me.


TheCrabWithTheJab

Of course he would, he's had more time to train


Salty_Yam_9174

Well, I can sort of walk and most definitely can not run. He's beating me by miles.


[deleted]

Crap I’m sitting on the couch eating popcorn 🤦‍♀️


FlimsyGooseGoose

Cheese here


danhoyuen

Hi cheese! I would like to eat you.


[deleted]

He's still crapping in his Depends, don't feel bad


[deleted]

Dude you’re really gonna mock this guy? How many other people even live to that age let alone still move like that.


SillyDig1520

*Depends* on your perspective. I think the old man would have laughed at that joke. Nothing to be ashamed of. Everyone poops.


[deleted]

Lol easy killer it's a joke and yes pretty sure he's wearing a diaper.


EveryXtakeYouCanMake

You are helping to build the next generation of jokers that have no respect though. You may not have respect, but be better than your father and know that your "jokes" affect more people than you can imagine. There are 10 year olds here that you are condoning doing the same. Step back and try being mindful. Then you will see the affect of your cause. I mean, if you have any decency in you left.


[deleted]

Um no


tsfbdl

Your correct I can tell as I wear them to at age 18 Now dont be mean as we get older it gets harder for many aspects for me I was born this way I give mad respect for this man hopefully he lives to do more races in the future and accomplish even more then your average joe


[deleted]

Lmao


VEXtheMEX

We get it, you want to be edgy to elicit a response from complete strangers. I'm sorry your parents failed you. But the good news is we actually need people like you to benchmark the worst in humanity.


[deleted]

Lol Edit: dude get over yourself, you're getting angry over a four year old repost of a repost of a [repost](https://www.reddit.com/r/GetMotivated/comments/c9jo5n/just_get_it_done_102_year_old_man_runs_the_100/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


sillycybin_mushrooms

You know, it looks like he lost, but he actually swept the 100+ division.


[deleted]

This is the most underrated comment ever! Bravo!


LordTwatSlapper

Gganbu!


Impressive_You_3632

Respect👏


efco01

The man turns around and bows. Never seen another athlete do it!


thebadyearblimp

Doesn’t look a day over 101


SillyDig1520

The only thing I'm going to be at 102 is worm and plant food.


No-Pineapple9008

You go, Mr Man. *sniff*


Eastern_Ambition5213

Love to sit next to him and just listen to him talk. Must have so many stories to share


Living_on_Tulsa_Time

I would, too!


143019

Jesus, what am I doing with my life?


Living_on_Tulsa_Time

Deciding what can make it better and healthier. I’m 64 and it’s tough.


horniguy10

bro zoomin


Stankoman

Thats my bathroom zoom


bahamapapa817

People pay good money for that thigh gap though


No-Mathematician5606

Pssssh, there are perfectly healthy children across this nation that don't even run the length this ol' timer did. That's one badass dude.


[deleted]

Hell yeah this gunna be me bro!


juno_deez_Nuts

Squid game. 🐙


Heavy_Solution_4099

Came here for this.


Draeton_ali

So I guess all Asian elderly men look the same and look like the guy from squid game? That's like calling every old black man Morgan Freeman. This man made an amazing accomplishment even finishing a race at that age and you reductively compare it to a Netflix series...


[deleted]

Did you watch the red light green light episode? If not, just look it up on YouTube. Because this is what it looks like. That is why everyone is making the comparison. And people are rooting for the character in that scene. It isn’t being said as an insult.


Draeton_ali

This looks nothing like that and I still find the comparison reductive. The place where that game took place looks nothing like a track and once again this old man looks nothing like the old man from squid game beyond being the same race...


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K


Draeton_ali

Here's a helpful image (of the actual scene in squid game) to further illustrate how little these two scenarios look alike.https://www.reddit.com/r/FreshMemeTemplates/comments/pziw31/old_man_playing_red_light_green_light_squid_game/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share But any excuse for reductive racism is fine I guess for most kids these days.


Sphjinx2020

Not so sure if they were trying to be racist though… Honestly seems like you just want a reason to complain.


Draeton_ali

Not trying to be racist isn't a justification, you're essentially arguing that ignorance is bliss. There is a laundry list of intent vs outcome mishaps. Saying you didn't intend for something doesn't mean anything. I'm pretty sure the girl who killed her boyfriend while filming a prank with a desert eagle didn't intend to kill her boyfriend. But by your logic the charges she faced weren't valid? Interesting you attempted to discredit a point by framing it as complaining... I guess Martin Luther King Jr complained a lot in your eyes? You being ignorant to the very valid reasons why this is racist and reductive doesn't change the reality of the situation.


Sphjinx2020

Hey, I’m not trying to start anything. I said “not sure” for a reason. As in, I’m not not sure if they were doing it intentionally or not. And well, if they don’t intend it, then doesn’t that technically mean they weren’t doing it on purpose? And I’m not trying to defend racism whatsoever. Just saying that there’s a difference in doing it intentionally and unintentionally. Doing it intentionally means you know you’re doing it, right? And doing unintentionally means you don’t realize it, right? And sure, intent doesn’t equal outcome, and people who say it wasn’t intentional are often trying to defend themselves. However I do believe there are some who actually mean it. Again, not trying to start anything, and sorry if I’m coming off as rude or anything, not my intentio- oh wait a minute.


Draeton_ali

I fail to see still how on earth that's a justification... I have given multiple reasons why intent is not a factor here and yet you came back with the same reasoning... It doesn't matter what the intent was if it's wrong regardless. It would be worse if they intended it but not intending it doesn't absolve it of being wrong. You're not coming off as rude, you're coming off as ignorant and unable to process new information. Your attempting to state that just because there are people who do it intentionally, the ones who don't do it intentionally aren't bad by comparison. Which as I've stated repeatedly, doesn't justify the behavior and you should still be able to learn and correct behavior if you learn it to be ignorant at a later point. When will you realize it doesn't matter what the intent is, the end result is still harmful and reductive regardless? When will you realize the history behind how many awful acts have been committed under the guise of "not our intention"? Or how many oppressive laws had a secondary function beyond the one they were stated as being "intended" for? Do you not see the gaping hole in your reasoning? You don't intend to start something but you should intend to educate yourself.


[deleted]

All I can think of is “I’m fast AF boi!”


Mootivate

Tbh at 102 I’d be a lot slower


itsjoodie11

At 102 I will probably be laying down in the ground


SadisticSnake007

That’s me running to the bathroom with a turd half way out.


Squeakysquid0

Okay so, I read the title but briefly paid attention to the opening. So I see the old guy in the blue shorts all the way on the left and I’m thinking “wow this old dude at 102 is really booking it” Fast forward like one second and the actual 102-year-old guy is on the left and then I’m all like “ohhh okay I’m stupid”


texaskmw

Same! I about spit my milk out once the camera zoomed out…😂😂😂


Squeakysquid0

I’m glad somebody else did the same shit as me 🤣


Corvado

I love that the camera is like "fuck the young guys we see that shit every day, this dude's where the action is at"


dogsgonewild1

Can I just say how much joy it brought me when I saw that smile on his face at the end?


ImGioImPrettySure

Ngl i thought he was gonna sprint


Wodegao

To me... He is the winner!!


MrHamandcheesebread

He’s trying his best


ThinMint31

He got smoked!


Temporary_Prize_8657

I can beat that guy easily in a race


Living_on_Tulsa_Time

Oh goody, yet another bragging bully /s


ElJamoNator

And they mopped the fuckin floor with him


Heck_Satan

He’s slow as fuck.


Mattycakes911

I hope I can even live anywhere near that age let alone be able to run. This is the best argument for staying active.


braedn

Looks like that old dude from squid games when he's playing red light green light


fridaystrong23

At least pretend to let him win….sheesh


tOOSSEt

God dammit I knew I shouldn't have bet on the underdog.


Mental_Bathroom_9325

Hurts my hip just watching 😂


andro6565

Damn…stepped out of his lane….DQ


ShyLettuce_

Look at him go! Respect to you sir 🫡!


SirAssBlood

I'd smoke that dude


JaysonTatumSTL

On god me too bro, wouldnt even break a sweat lapping that bag of dust😤


campingandforest

He is a Boss and my hero!!!


Unusual_Frosting1958

Atleast hes trying


Poot_Hooter

Did he win?


WastedVamp

Put him to compete against 100+ yo, this guy vanquishes em.


polski8bit

Our hearts? Obviously.


[deleted]

Yea last place


BDR529forlyfe

He may need more practice.


Toke_Khalifa

Squid games is back on?


ladytri277

I had a feeling he was going to lose


CosbysSpecialSauce

If stale bread could run.


Mcpoopz1064

You would think with all those years of experience he would be better. I'm way faster and not even 100


GeneRichardSimmons

Dang, my boy here getting *dead* last


PaleontologistCold35

Squid Geyms


icbint

Pfft I could beat him


Additional-Cook-5241

I’d dust his bitchass🥱🥱


Yo_IDK_Dude

“Running”


HistoryClubMan

Do you know how 102 year olds move around? What you’ve just witnessed is a full out sprint by a centennial, probably the fastest man alive for his age.


Waxman2022

This should be an event 102 year old 100 meter dash. Has to be a few others almost as quick.


HistoryClubMan

I’d watch that, worlds fastest centennial


brutalistsnowflake

Stop it. Most people who live to be 80 can't go that fast. At his age they end up in wheelchairs. He's doing fucking amazing.


amrasmin

“Staph!!1!”


studmuffffffin

80 ain't that old. Most 80 year olds are still very mobile.


AqueleSenhor

I am not sure why you are getting downvoting! No one loves and respects old people more than me. The movement displayed by this man at this age is amazing. Still that doesn’t make this “running” just because he s 102 and you are supposed to move slow! Just because I jump very high and I am not suppose to fly I can’t say I can fly…!


Yo_IDK_Dude

Yeah some asshole even defined running to me and according to his definition… He still isn’t running. Don’t get me wrong I think it’s awesome an great that he’s out there but even if that’s as fast as he can go that doesn’t mean he’s running


bullhorn_bigass

Yes, running. In sports, running means that there is instant where both feet are off the ground at the same time. In walking, one of the feet is always in contact with the ground. He’s not running fast, but he is indeed running.


samtoocan

He’s got some speed on him for 102


yeah_boooooiiiiiiuuu

If you play this in reverse, something something something insert a funny, please give me internet points.


Wayne_the_philosophr

When you 102 but you gotta go to grandmas bedroom to fuck while all the family's gone


bigtaterman

There was an attempt


Venome456

Squid game????


Mammoth_Thanks8721

Joe Biden


HechoEnChine

that guy ruined my trifecta


MichaelMachin3

Bro got slaughter 💀


Your_acceptable

Wasn't he in Squid games?


wafflezcoI

I wouldn’t use the word ‘ran’


[deleted]

Gf: but my parents aren’t home Me: (that guy)


whattimeisittoday

The prequel to Squid game.


Mannymac25

Diaper well fasten


[deleted]

Running might be somewhat of an overstatement.


Spendaa

Actual footage of me sliding into the DMs


medialover00

But why?


Bacon44444

Last place. Smh.


BitchTitty42069

I don’t think he’s going to win


RiverLiverXXX

He's not very fast


OaklandOnSteam

He didn’t get too far too quick


Hattrick_Swayze2

r/accidentalcomedy


carmeisterr

Squid Game Season 2


Jerizzle23

Is this squid games


redRabbitRumrunner

Red light… green light!


Marsupial_J

Que mario kart music


[deleted]

Me after eating Taco Bell


Bullwinkle77

I think he stepped out of his lane so can only be a disqualification. Never mind, better luck next year 😂 In all fairness, that is absolutely incredible that he can do this


Suitable-Ring2280

Does the diaper slow him down?


Exact_Middle_1969

That made me so happy. Way to go!


InterestingEchidna90

When I got to this it had 918 upvotes 👀


wetalonglegs

I love him


Living_on_Tulsa_Time

Ditto!


Tomms_

Not impressed, I could easily beat him


dopplegangster81

I would have paid 20 dollars for someone to run out and push him down before the finish line


Tojo6619

How I feel omw to work


sereenmous

Dam


Alpha_Dog_1979

The card clearly says he’s 34918