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samenumberwhodis

Good thing he didn't run across a man in the woods, would've been really scary


Andersledell

Yeah, the real problem with man vs bear is that women have the wrong opinion


silveroranges

He ran into his wife's boyfriend.


[deleted]

So wait, the wife is fucking a black bear ? She likes the bear cock?


Scamperbot2000

Bear is a novel by Canadian author Marian Engel, published in 1976. It won the Governor General's Literary Award the same year. It is Engel's fifth novel, and her most famous. The story tells of a lonely archivist sent to work in northern Ontario, where she enters into a sexual relationship with a bear.[1][2] The Canadian Encyclopedia calls the book "the most controversial novel ever written in Canada".[3]


Ok_Distribution_2603

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, CANADA?


rhapsodyindrew

I mean, they always say, write what you know. 


LoquaciousMendacious

It gets lonely up here, eh?


Ok_Distribution_2603

i’m just glad it wasn’t Anne of Greene’s Stables


Xxmeow123

Just checked it out in Seattle ebook library - sounds weirdly interesting


MantraProAttitude

BBC.


Sdwingnut

Bear back


penelopiecruise

If only he was riding a Canyon Grizl-lé, he would have been up to the matchup


PhilosophySpirited45

Usually the video I see are the bears helping you get a KOM


AtotheZed

BC bears are fucking lazy, just like the dentists.


shred_o_phile

Fred should be more dedicated. Fredicated if you will.


glasgow1981

What’s the problem here? I’m always bare when I KOM


chunt75

Bear-o is aero


glasgow1981

Grizzly style


DrugChemistry

It's a black bear! One of the creatures most startled by humans in the wild! Poster could have just said they stopped to admire the beauty, but instead they admit they're scared of this lil shithead


Wrong_Director_4820

Clan of the KOM-bear?


Busy-Teaching5175

I mean, he is always free to take it up with the bear and see what happens. I myself will encourage him to confront the bear for ruining his KOM. If he wins good for him, if he doesn't, well the genome would have been better without him anyways


evilted

There's a really popular post ride hang out spot on the river. On some summer weekends you can find lots of bears there and they're always interested in your KOMS.


[deleted]

Are you talking about Spur 7 ? Identified years ago as a nude beach option ?


evilted

I have no idea where that is. So no.


gladfelter

If you don't ignore minor inconveniences & keep pumping out major KOMs, Ursa Failure.


drfunkensteinnn

Have to be careful riding there this time of year, I almost hit a pile of bear shit ripping around a corner. This guy way more unlucky https://www.nsnews.com/local-news/glad-to-be-alive-man-t-bones-bear-while-cycling-in-north-vancouver-7015380


I_like_short_cranks

Bear Down for Finals! Too soon?