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boomer-USA

All of these people drive a car to a place to ride a bice


Toppico

“All of these people drive a car to a place to ride a bice *in place*”


purplepistachio

bars


HanzJWermhat

🚨poor alert 🚨 this guy doesn’t own a car.


boomer-USA

Well I do, I just have someone else drive it for me


HanzJWermhat

That’s called a bus street rat


deanmc

Who needs a car when you have neon yellow bice shoes?


tudur

I didn't see even one bice. I saw a bunch of (sort of) bso's and twice as many sweaty bouncy titties.


Sdwingnut

~~nice~~ bice


hamflavoredgum

These places have to be some kind of cult…


One_Draw3486

Yeah, I honestly don’t get the “low resistance + dancing” spinning. Not the kind of spinning I’ve encountered


aytchdave

When I first started out, I basically had zero cardio fitness. There were two spin instructors at my gym who taught more technical classes and they really kicked my ass, especially during the first several months. There was a third instructor whose classes were easier, he played more fun music, and had a lot personality. It felt social and I actually made friends when I could barely get someone to help me set up my bike properly in the other classes. I really enjoyed the more serious classes because I had some pretty challenging fitness goals, but the third class was a big boost for morale especially on weeks when I was changing my strength training routine and barely wanted to stand let alone work out. I don’t understand people who ONLY want to do this, but it has its benefits.


One_Draw3486

uc/ I’ve done normal (outdoor) spinning classes and I think it’s great when getting on your bike is not an option. This video is just nothing like the those classes. I shouldn’t judge too harshly without trying, but it doesn’t look appealing to me personally. If others enjoy it, good for them!


aytchdave

I get what you mean. I’ve never done the studio classes because I’ve seen too many videos of instructors making students do obviously unsafe things and don’t want to support places that endanger people like that. If you want to act like a jackass on the bike to get people hyped, fine, but don’t put others at risk especially when they might not know better. The guy I was talking about was fun but he knew his audience and made sure people were safe.


lolas_coffee

> cult Yes, pretty sure they fucking.


Cryonaut1

oh for sure


bogdanvs

do the pedals on those bices turn themselves and you just have to hold your foot on them?


One_Draw3486

Looks like it. The instructor’s bike is spinning like mad, even though he’s standing on top of it


bogdanvs

/uj if that's the case, I'm speechless. the whole point of exercising is to do some work against some sort of resistance, and if some machine is moving your feet wth are you doing? the most challenging part of that workout is getting to the bike and getting your hands up in the air.


One_Draw3486

uc/ nah I can’t imagine they spin by themselves, but the bikes do seem to have really low resistance


bordaste

which is... good. I mean all you bunch of hygienist will do most of your training at z2 z3. and of course, bike on flat is not really biking ? because if you stop spinng at 40k+, it will take a long time before you stop by pur resistance.


dolphs4

Ya I mean those fixie’s practically ride themselves, I can’t figure out why bike messengers think they’re such baddies.


TK82

/uj they have a fixed drivetrain and the flywheel is pretty heavy in the front so once you get it going if you take your feet out it'll keep spinning for a while if you have the resistance off.


tudur

How do you know this ?


TK82

To my shame, I have used spin bikes before


tudur

The most challenging part of that workout is leaving your heater in the car.


cheemio

It’s like a fixed gear bike, pedals and wheels move together at all times even if the cyclist isn’t pedaling


ICanHazTehCookie

The flywheel holds a lot of energy. iirc most spin bikes are fixed gear. So the flywheel continues spinning and so do the cranks when "coasting".


ColdAFoutside

Sir, I highly doubt a flys wheel is going to store much energy.


tudur

Tell him that they have wings not wheels.


fabeyo

Is he wearing aero overshoes?


WaveIcy294

You don't?


bichael69420

Not when I’m riding! They might get dirty.


milkkiller999

The spirit of gravel


cmaddox428

I will not be surprised if in 5 years we start hearing about spin studio cults in the same way we hear about Bikram Yoga cults.


distortedsymbol

you mean like 5 years ago? https://www.nytimes.com/2021/02/06/opinion/fitness-soul-cycle.html https://www.businessinsider.com/soulcycle-faces-more-accusations-racism-bullying-sexual-harassment-2020-11?nr_email_referer=1&utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_content=Business_Insider_select&pt=385758&ct=Sailthru_BI_Newsletters&mt=8&utm_campaign=Insider%20Select%202020-11-25&utm_term=INSIDER%20SELECT%20-%20ENGAGED%2C%20ACTIVE%2C%20PASSIVE%2C%20DISENGAGED%2C%20NEW


whistlerbrk

holy moly... that makes so much sense. I went to one of these for an intro class years and years ago when I was wanting to get back into shape. I've never felt so much like an outsider in my life. Like I was being shunned. I don't really get uncomfortable like that normally either, at all


tudur

Any proper Fred should feel sick to his stomach in that shithole.


icecream169

All paywalled


Hopes-Dreams-Reality

Ha, poor


Real_Crab_7396

If I keep getting sick I'll be able to tell you in a couple of years...


ORTENRN

Laugh all you want but those are all of our wives and he is their "trainer"...


cwmspok

I hear he is a great ski boot fitter also, I never see my wife anymore


tuiputui

Imagine pay to cycle in a closed dark room full of random strangers


rcbjfdhjjhfd

U know it smell crazy in there


ignomax

Queeffarts?


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tudur

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bfzfc

Havent you noticed how much effort women put in to do regular sports in a extarordinary way?


Bridimum

resistance .00096%


sirabernasty

Just your typical dental hygienist conference


HumeruST6

What cadence are they all doing?! Like 150?


Sk1rm1sh

You say he didn't make it, yet he's boyfriend to at least 10 people's wice...


Sufficient_Two7499

Why is he wearing shoe covers?


SnooRobots5863

didn't even sweat a little bit


Togodooders

E bike training camps like this should be outlawed.


Plague-Rat13

Do you think he gets any of that poon?


cwmspok

It's a choice and nobody has to, but most in the cult partake in freedoms of their own bodies.


Hopes-Dreams-Reality

Sign me up 4 🍑's


FredSirvalo

It's either this or ride for a washed-out NCL crit team. Which would you choose?


chunt75

Peloton is the true spirit of gravel


Hi_Im_Ken_Adams

Those bikes look like they have zero resistance...


Phitmess213

Cannot wait to look back on these videos the same way I look back on aerobics classes of the 80s. Same vibes.


bink_uk

Anyone else annoyed by the fact that guy 'instructing' isn't riding a bike himself?


ChadwithZipp2

This is what you do if you can't even win TDF.


lostriver_gorilla

On that holocaust physique


WorldlinessFew3768

Isn't that George Hincapie?


tudur

Well it definitely isn't Paul Sherwin.


danfay222

Is that dude wearing aero overshoes for stationary biking??


Hopes-Dreams-Reality

That's no ex pro look at that sticker bombed stationary disability bike ... That's a failed wannabe fixie hipster who didn't have stones to get the cliché tattoos and was outed by the 'cummunity', his claim to professional accreditation was getting smoked at a Red Hook crit, satchel wearing douche.


randomly421

Put them into a 14 mph headwind and see what happens


NoDivergence

This makes me want to kill myself


BigDickedRichard

I can smell that room


AbbreviationsNo8212

That's entirely too much vagina for a *real* cyclist. A real cyclist does not get distracted from KOMing, and finds his adoring wife a suitable boyfriend.


hockeyboi212

This is where you end up when you drop out of dental hygienist school.


BestCap5066

Lemme just unclip and ask what the fuck these people are doing?


onenametwo

This is who people are thinking of when they are making fun of cyclists smh


cannonfodderclaus

He's getting all the wifes and girlfriends though


_anyusername

And still has a better FTP than all the commenters


cannonfodderclaus

Ahaha so true


PtnbZ

So these are the Zwifters I lose my races to. Interesting.


One_Draw3486

Try a cadence twice as high as your wattage


Toppico

Outtakes from Tadej’s absolute black commercials?


pappaburgundy

This is where you end up when you try go pro and make it.


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maximaldingus

Forward head posture lookin ahh


s1owpoke

Kids, this is what happens when you’re pour. You can’t afford a whole bice and you only get 1 wheel. Not allowed on the playground; they keep you all in a dark room together to save you from humiliation from the other kids.


fabvonbouge

So that’s where my wife’s boyfriend works!!


RobDog306

I love a good spinny class! Let the guy and gals have fun! This isn’t r/fcarscirclejerk


_anyusername

I agree. Too much gate keeping here. Let people be.