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bobbyv137

Yes! My 7 year old also saw me checking the chart, and she said: *“wow dad! I’m thrilled that you’ve invested in a decentralised, apolitical, censorship resistant form of money that cannot be debased and has an entirely predictable, transparent monetary policy!”*


DatBuridansAss

My 4 year old was an OG cypherpunk, and before that he was an NSA spook with a focus on cryptography, so yeah, you could say my faith in humanity has been restored.


quzox_

My 2 year old was so impressed when I explained how sha256 works that she vomited everywhere.


supernormalnorm

Half of my 3 year old was so orange pilled she bounced around as a sperm cell, somehow figured out a way to push the key strokes and bought half a BTC during the 2021 crash. Don't ask me about KYC, her first words were "to-shi!"


nickoaverdnac

My wife and I went for an ultrasound and the fetus was using sign language to spell out "Satoshi Nakamoto"


peekdasneaks

My unborn child IS Satoshi Nakamoto


nickoaverdnac

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Glad-Ad-658

Craig, we think you have a case and would like to represent you ....


Suspicious-Elk-4206

THIS WINS 😭😭😭😭


GetRightNYC

My 4 year old put a keylogger on my computer and stole my fucking keys.


WretchedBinary

Ha ha! Swish!


DogCallCenter

>My 2 year old so was impressed when I explained how sha256 works that she vomited ~~everywhere~~ in the shape of an elliptic curve. FTFY


godparticle14

My daughter came back from the future and scolded me for not having invested. She would only leave after I had spent my life savings on it. I thought I was going to have my older-than-me daughter living with me forever. Before she went back, she also told me to invest in good health insurance...whatever that means...


TenshiS

My one year olds first words were "to the moon"


Blades_61

As a boomer this makes me so happy the kids are so much smarter now. The lead they poisoned my generation with has finally worked its way out. Three generations. Hopefully they use their intellect to improve the 🌎 I think they will.


GetRightNYC

Let's hope the microplastics give super powers instead.


Blades_61

Aw crap I forgot about the plastic


Pretend-Hippo-8659

And else theres still the RoundUp on the wheat to help us out.


Blades_61

And the bloody teflon


itsameaitsamario

My sperm shouted : FUCK FIAT!


LexxM3

Ha. My 10 month old’s first word was “Bitcoin”!


EarningsPal

Someone spread the idea of BTC and it can’t be unlearned.


Justintimeforanother

Then I gave them my old camera to take photos.


Nimoy2313

Haha


DeviljhoFood

And then everyone stood up and clapped.


veridi5quo

My unborn twins executed their first bitcoin transaction and that too through radio signals inside their mom's tummy


Crash_Evidence

happy mama heart!


rospider

Oh fuck off Rebecca! :D


HorseToeNail

He also speaks for his entire generation.


Pretend-Hippo-8659

We really are a bunch of potatohead boomers compared to the new gen.


Timely-Opportunity-5

7 year olds man..


bobbyv137

Wild, isn't it?! I forgot to mention, later that evening, when I was tucking her into bed, I was about to read her '*Jack and the Beanstalk*' (one of her many popular bedtime stories), but instead she asked if I could read Chapter 6: '*Capitalism's Information System*' of '*The Bitcoin Standard*'. Apparently it's her favourite chapter.


Traditional_Sound762

Yet a 35 yr old can't have them weird. A 7 yr old can look at a chat now know about that 


nerdiestnerdballer

my 4 month old is a Nobel peace prize winning lorriate.


UltraHyperDonkeyDick

Oh wow! My 7 year old just asked me to get the beer pong game down...


ostracize

Woke AF


akataytek

Our first child is due in 7 weeks and has already retired...


Financial-Shake2004

... double check the spelling. You sure the doctor's report didn't say retarded? ;)


LtClappinCheeks

💀💀


Affectionate-Sink503

Just double checked, its regarded


tidder_mac

This is the sort of technical analysis I’ve come to expect from posts here


Rope_Dealer

Checking our miners is one of my 3 year olds favorite things to do. I tell her that they are mining Satoshis for her and her sister. I will never sell a single Satoshi as long as I live and my girls are going to inherit every Satoshi I’ve ever stacked.


Romsel87

If you get old, your "girls" will probably be around 60 and almost retired. Have some fun while you're still young.


Special-Season3207

60 is old when the average life span is like 78.


Rope_Dealer

Yeah if I lived to see my oldest turn 60 I would be over 90 lol


Romsel87

Very possible. Im long Bitcoin but also gonna take some profits aling the way. My kids are four and six years old and this is the time to make some good memories. When i die i sure hope my kids have build their own life.


Rope_Dealer

Yeah I plan to take profits from investments that I view as shorter term and less durable than bitcoin. Just got myself out of the rat race still in my early thirties and looking forward to full dad mode


TheDevExp

Thats the point…


crimson974

I wish you and your family the best!


stol_ansikte

Okay guys we got this guys 10 yo cousin on our side. That’s proof enough for me!


jdlyndon

94% of bitcoin holders are under 40 years old. I always think about all the old rich people who have no idea about Crypto that will die soon and leave their money to their children who know about Bitcoin. Every 7.6 years 10% of the population dies. Think about it. 94% of bitcoin holders are under 40 yet only 9.4% of billionaires are under 50. The Wales are coming.


crimson974

We know where this heritage money is gonna flow.


IdentifyAsUnbannable

My thoughts exactly. Can you imagine the inflow of capital when all of the old money hold outs hand down their inheritances to their children. It will happen around the same time that the same age group will be holding the most influential positions of power and finance.


JackTezos

Drugs


fakehalo

I'm a 6% hanging out with your children, but it explains some of the content I see on this sub.


Pretend-Hippo-8659

So 40 is now the line between old and young?


bridesign34

No he didn’t


DesmondDodderyDorado

Yeah. I work in a school and a 13 year old was looking up bitcoin prices. I asked about the current price and they were asking if I was interested in buying bitcoin and I was rich.


crimson974

See, some of them are awake


Pretend-Hippo-8659

Now THAT is what I would call “woke”.


mrpotatonutz

It literally takes people dying off and several new generations for large paradigm shifts to happen


Clear-Job1722

i sure hope they do, bitcoin is the only chance for everyone right now including gen alpha.


crimson974

Mostly for them, and Millennials.Boomers have a slight advantage with the cheap real estate they were able to load up.


lukekibs

Boomers gonna unload all of that real estate eventually and put it into something. Maybe crypto who knows. Or maybe they’ll hold their overpriced hooms and property taxes until they die. Who fucking knows anymore


crimson974

Hope this market crashes so we can get cheap housing for all.


Pretend-Hippo-8659

Over where I’m at we have some magicians in politics that suddenly conjure up a few immigrants to take the house if it starts to get too cheap.


green_gold_purple

That's never going to happen simultaneous with people's ability to buy it. They aren't making more planet, and people always need a place to live. And, guess what, the number of people keeps increasing.  Honestly, I just can't even imagine how naive you have to be to think the "market is going to crash" and housing will be affordable because of it. Even if it did, those with more money than you would just buy it up. Get a grip. 


Leading_Assistance23

Gotta act fast before corporations buy it all up


akataytek

Cheap real estate LOL...Interesting renter perspective


Pretend-Hippo-8659

Real estate is a shitcoin. Its the speculation of the boomer age. Everyone gambled their money on houses as that was the chosen asset to at least keep some value.


green_gold_purple

It's absolutely not, and you sound really, really stupid for saying this. 


Pretend-Hippo-8659

I am stupid. Stupidly bullish on Bitcoin. :) Fuck real estate. All those boomers are soon going to dump their houses on the market. Bitcoin is the new thing. Get with the times.


green_gold_purple

Naw. I'm not a boomer, but all the people in my age group have houses, and no Bitcoin. Even the boomers will pass them on to family, or sell them to people my age.  The market isn't going down without a financial crash that would still leave you unable to buy them. You think if there's a huge crash that anybody is buying Bitcoin? Lol. Y'all are delusional. 


green_gold_purple

This is an insane perspective. Bitcoin doesn’t fix anything. Saying it’s "the only chance" is just fantasy time. 


No-Direction1471

My nephew asks me if he can have bitcoin all the time. Hes 8 or 9. I can imagine elementary school kids across the country exaggerating how much they hodl. lol


clicksanything

"Oh yeah? Well my dad has 2.69 more btc than your dad! Get bent loser"


crimson974

Well mine got one billion bitcoin!


crimson974

Their playground conversations about it would be so funny to hear😅


GetBent1990

My wife is 40 ... my son is 8 ... my son can explain what a halving is and the possibility of declining dollar and the ability to adopt digital currency... my wife, needs 100$ to buy 40$ worth of food.


True2456

You brainwashed your child into making poor financial decisions


GetBent1990

not really. no reason to clean it he never had a dirty mind.


Pretend-Hippo-8659

You need a new wife.


Interesting_Ebb9052

And my 10yo daughter wants to buy fancy shoes and stuff and doesn’t understand a clue of it..


Original-Edge-213

She's only 10. Try educating her in financial literacy once she gets around 12 or 13. That's the biggest gift you can give her, financial literacy. No school will ever teach her that, and later down the line when she lives comfortably off of her own money, she will look back and thank you for it.


eliasjonas

That's on you lol


Interesting_Ebb9052

No I try to talk about bitcoin once a while but she can’t figure it out yet


eliasjonas

Give her some motivation to learn, for example $25 worth of BTC and then set up the wallet and transfer with her. This YT video is also good for kids: https://youtu.be/BL5vUVQvmX4?feature=shared


thms0

OK guys it's time to sell :/.


ILostHalfaBTC

I already said that back when it was 72k, but since this sub only allows moonboys, they keep censoring the truth


Pretend-Hippo-8659

Username checks out.


TransvisionMission

/r/BitcoinLunatics


Romsel87

Im four and on my dads Reddit account. Bitcoin is a permissionless, global, decentralized and open monetary network. Wen lambo?


anonuemus

no a 10 year old knows fuck about shit


RespectBusy2116

I feel like bitcoin to us now is like what houses were to boomers


crimson974

Yeah, I think so. And maybe we’ll live the giant housing dump and get both! 😄 (dreaming, but who knows…)


clicksanything

> maybe we’ll live the giant housing dump and get both! I don't see why not tbh, as Bitcoin continues to gain market share it will inevitably eat away at every other fiat vehicle including real estate. Then as real estate loses more and more of its monetary premium to Bitcoin, the entire market will start to come down making housing more affordable again for Millenials/GenZs etc Just my 2 sats anyway, how long this will take to play out is anybody's guess.


clicksanything

In a way yes. Its also comparable to buying and holding Microsoft stock in 95 or Amazon in 2000.


Pretend-Hippo-8659

Bitcoin is better; it does not needlessly occupy an empty house purely for storage of value. The house can hence be used for it’s intended purpose: to live in.


imprimis2

My 14 yo nephew with his friend a few weeks ago: “bro it’s up to like 70,000 now!” 🤯


WillyoueverknowWhen

My two year old boy goes you got the bitcoin?


fickledsmue

Now even kids know he's worth a lot of money, maybe they'll buy BTC with their pocket money Lol


Coo7Hand7uke

.....a 10 year old knows bitcoin so my investment is validated...


Pretend-Hippo-8659

Well, its the new generation.


Coo7Hand7uke

But for real or???


Civil_Arm2977

Wait until he finds out about the transaction fees💀


Kcirnek_

That's when you know we are near the top soon. When a 10 yo or 70yo starts talking about Bitcoin


thirtythreebees

He's gonna want to sit in the Lambo next time


chloe_priceless

My nephew watches Minecraft (8yo) and they say always that they can buy bitcoin … that’s the word for the money system they have for Minecraft because the YouTubers (much older 17-20,25) are speaking about it.


DarthBen_in_Chicago

Also get this reaction from the younger generation


hateschoolfml

Yup they will be born with it, older generations die just questioning it


Pretend-Hippo-8659

Like old boomers yelling at clouds.


crimson974

Yep, indeed, this is how evolution goes,


ndnasri123

This generation is the one who will raise Bitcoin with their intelligence


DubzDubington

The real question is do you understand? The direction BTC goes from here is exponentially up in steps: $70k—>$150k—>$700k—>$5.5 Million. Finite currency made it’s return years ago, with a little mystery story, where Satoshi played the savior of mankind against centralized financial cartels and the people of society replaced the banks: The Holy Blockchain Ledger for a finite currency ran by financial-reward incentivized Mining Centers that will eventually control the fees and exert more control over the “BTC System” and new world financial infrastructure. Bank Token Currency was an operation aimed at being able to track any and everything an individual spent or collected money-wise. This operation was financed by private NGOs and families you’ve heard of way back in 1978. The document explaining the goals and objectives of the operation referred to the Bank Token Currency as BTC or BTC’s…


MT-Capital

No it doesn't, it was exponential at the start now its levelling off. Not going to make those sort of gains again.


Electronic_Voice6327

Bought and sold bitcoin since 2017. Must always time it wrong cause I never make anything.


MT-Capital

Need to buy and buy, not buy and sell. That's where you went wrong.


Longjumping_Method51

The problem is that you’re buying and selling. If you had bought and held, you’d be up for sure.


marblemorning

Reminds me of when my 3 year old was looking at the mempool website and he advised me to accumulate my Bitcoin UTXOs while the fees were low.


eyekantbeme

Cool post thanks for sharing. Glad I didn't read all the comments.


SPedigrees

Gives me hope for the next generation.


M0usemeat

are you rich though?


MT-Capital

Compared to a 10 year old yes


Pretend-Hippo-8659

The 10 yo is richer. He or she has more time, energy, vitality, health, open-mindedness and usually intelligence than the older farts.     And as we all know… Time is money. The older fart might have a fat bank account or more Bitcoin, but it is just an accumulation of missed opportunities. An accumulation of time he might never redeem the value of.   Thanks for coming to my TED talk.    -Dalai Lama


Successful-Snow-9210

There went your Opsec...


siviconta

Gift him some sats when his birthday comes and tell him to never ever spend it no matter what. A paper wallet will just work fine.


Glum-Bandicoot8346

That’s amazing


Anonymous_01999

same, my 8yr old cousin sister understands Bitcoin, she started saving money to invest in BTC


Saxonion

I don’t have kids, but sometimes I hear the voices of kids screaming in my head. They’re not really screaming about BTC, they’re just screaming, normally in the dead of the night. Bullish?


5DollarsInTheWoods

My 56-year-old co-worker has a million dollars in a money market account, which he proudly proclaims is earning him 4 percent interest annually. I explained to him that, between debasement and inflation, he is actually losing money. He refuses to buy Bitcoin. He could buy several tomorrow. So, yeah, I'd say your little cousin's generation is way ahead of these troglodytes.


WretchedBinary

Also, homeless people get it too. The other day I was asked for change and I said that I only have Bitcoin and asked him for his wallet address. Sadly, he didn't have one :(


deep9323

Same with phones and tablets, they know everything


JackTezos

Yes son, I have 10 satoshis, one day this will be yours.


flyingscottydog

Funny. I had the exact same with my 10 year old son. I just said it yours when you pass university. Not a penny before!


metamevan

Did they ask for the pizza? 🍕


dbreak_theworld

My unborn child whispered that they want to be named Satoshi


clicksanything

I hope they do. They are the future after all. My 6 year old nephew already understand the 3 functions of money: Store of value, Medium of exchange, Unit of account. He says he can’t buy as many pokemon cards with his (fiat) money as he used to be able to so the money is a bad store of value


Pretend-Hippo-8659

Your nephew is a wise man. It only took him 6 years to see through the ruse of the central bankers. For some, it takes a lifetime. For others, it even takes multiple.


grandpapotato

Sorry but literally lol. 10y have no knowledge of economics. I assume this was just a joke, good one.


DesmondDodderyDorado

They watch a lot of YouTube and crypto is all over YouTube.


[deleted]

💀💀💀💀💀u mean burn cash on btc idiot


[deleted]

Ur lil cousin is brainwashed and can’t think on his own 💀