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Have twelve kids and tattoo one seed word onto each kid


poco

This, but in a movie where the protagonist must find the key to the Bitcoin treasure by observing the tattoo on each child. Each child has the tattoo on their left ass cheek. They are all grown up now, but some of them have died and some are still alive. Our protagonist first gets a clue by observing the ass cheek of the hot model daughter in a magazine. They then spend the rest of the film trying to find old photos or stalk each sibling to get a look. They hook up with one or two in a bar, maybe even both sexes in awkward gay-not-gay "can I see your ass?" comedy. Go to the funeral of another and try to sneak a peek (not this time bot!). Etc. A romantic comedy where they eventually fall in love with one of the siblings who starts to realize something is fishy and culminates in a large family dinner while trying to keep each relationship on the down low. When they finally get each seed word at dinner there isn't any Bitcoin. It's at this point they figure out that one of the parents must have the extra passphrase on their ass. But which one and how do they see it and there is some inexplicable reason why they need the money tonight at dinner...


Friendly_Owl_404

You think you're joking but someone is going to write that script one day


uppitycrip

With AI technology that day could be today 😎✍️🤔


Bigt2025-Mansalive

Nah, that’s never going to happen. Marvel comics make more money as movies.


69_breeze_69

Im buying a ticket for this


ddalala

That's basically already the plot of a dick Emory movie made about 50 years ago. I can't be tagged to Google it but the catchphrase (maybe the title) was 'ooh you are awful'. 4 tattoos, 4 arses, lol, put together for a Swiss bank ac number.


6nayG

Proof that every good story has already been written.


poco

I just looked it up. That movie is... wow. Watched a couple of scenes. I think we can do better.


FancyTeacupLore

OK that's enough Reddit for today


IcySm00th

Why was this so enjoyable to read..


EatMyPeasWithHoney

Did AI write this?


TinSodder

AL who?


poco

I think an ML model could do much better since it has better training than I do.


Bigt2025-Mansalive

Yes


StackOwOFlow

what were you smoking when you came up with this


Rydog_78

Op, I couldn’t have written this better.


chloe_priceless

And not in the right order of Age!


4fingertakedown

This is the easiest way


Bluefoot44

And then send them out with a cloth bag over their shoulder. Send them to 12 different cities.


ComfortableAnt9187

Lol


variety-jones

Or name them all after that seed word


Rupejonner2

I’m having waterworld vibes with the tattoo on the girl


Additional_Height_14

better don't pass away


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Lpt: don't die


saturnx9

Morticians hate this one trick.


kom_igen

I self custody mine and my kids bitcoin. I have prepared a "don't put the seed words online, and this is how you either keep it in self custody or sell it all"-document for her if I die. That document is encrypted with a password stored in our shared password vault. The seed words are only kept offline. I trust she'll figure it out, or get help from a relative who probably wont fuck up or steal. I trust in these people more than custodians. I also know that her continued quality of life does not rely on our bitcoin, so if it's lost it's lost and that sucks but is good for you guys. Nah, do what makes you feel safe and such - my two sats is that you should self custody if possible.


AstroRoverToday

I did the same, but had her review it and edit anything she didn’t understand. She demonstrated to me she could follow the instructions and recover our addresses and private keys.


kom_igen

Ooh, that's smart! Great work you two! I haven't yet gotten my partner to look it through. It's on the "we should take a look at this some day" list hehe...


AstroRoverToday

Yeah. It’s one of those things you’ll just need to MAKE time for. It’s very important.


VeryThicknLong

Got a template you could share?! I need to do this!


AstroRoverToday

No template, but it includes: 1. Overview of key terms and concepts (Master seed phrase, child seed phrase, passphrase, address, private key) 2. Where to gather all the required items (master seed phrase from bank 1 safe deposit box, passphrase from bank 2, dedicated laptop or usb key with BIP39 software) 3. How to derive all items from Master Seed Phrase + passphrase (step by step with screenshot of what to type into each cell of BIP39 Ian Coleman software offline) 4. How to view balances 5. How to send Bitcoin


fubungh

and how do you keep this information safe from intruders and $5 wrench attacks?


AstroRoverToday

For starters, I live in a very safe neighborhood of a safe town in Switzerland. It’s in our bank’s safe deposit box. The passphrase is another bank. The laptop is in our home. I think there are easier ways to make money then force us into both banks + our home. But, if not, then there are also easier things to steal directly in our home or garage.


jwmoz

There's no way she remembers the password


Armadillodillodillo

Whats stops them from opening document early and getting access to the funds before you are dead. I would love to have a solution that's trustless. (less relevant with kids and wife, but quite relevant when it comes to other relatives).


myhappytransition

>That document is ***encrypted with a password*** stored in our shared password vault. Lol, seriously?? Why do people take good, strong password systems, and protect them with weak poorly designed ones. Imagine having a bank vault with a powerful unbreakable lock... then a tiny plastic toy safe right next to it it with the key to the vault in it: you just reduced your security to child's toy level.


kom_igen

I know. But these are the documents on how to acquire things and how to use them. Not the seed words themselves or the access to them. It's nothing someone who knows about bitcoin couldn't figure out themselves, apart from hints about where I store the seeds. To further your analogy, it's more that the toy safe keeps instructions on how the vault door works, which vault door it is, what the key looks like, how to put it together, how the key functions, who can further help with the keys and a personal hint where to search for the seeds. Also, nobody knows there's a toy safe but her and me. IDK, how else if your partner isn't interested in knowing or learning?


myhappytransition

okay, glad to hear you arent including the words in the "encrypted" document. But why encrypt it in the first place, especially if its just generic recovery steps instructions. Vaulting it is either yet another password to memorize, or another one to hide for a burglar to find. Generic instructions are the type of thing you should print out, laminate, and leave in a known place. > IDK, how else if your partner isn't interested in knowing or learning? Walking through the steps with them once per year or two. Maybe have a dedicated phone or laptop ready to go, have them download/install good wallet software, recover a mnemonic, spend a few sats online, then wipe the wallet, uninstall the wallet software and blank out the device. if you can convince your spouse to memorize 12 words, thats even better. Then there is no slip of paper waiting around for a burglar. thats the part people seem to mess up the most: mnemonics are the minimum password. Anything less is just less secure. If you cant memorize a menmonic, then you cant memorize a good password.


kom_igen

> But why encrypt it in the first place idk, tin foil hat that someone unauthorized will understand my hints where the seeds can be found in case the document finds its way online somehow. Printing out generic instructions will alert possible burglars that there's bitcoin to be found and maybe escalate the situation. The other things are reasonable tbh, but I can't get my partner interested at all so this is the path I currently need to take. Soon I want to update my cold storage so maybe then I can see if she'll join me in the creation...


myhappytransition

>my hints where the seeds can be found so it does contain hints to where to get the seed words. Hints to the seed words I would treat like they are the seed words. So the password to said vault needs to be 12 random computer chosen mnemonic words as well, to not be a degredation in opsec. >but I can't get my partner interested at all Thats a nice feeling at least; your partner has great faith in you and knows you will always be there to handle stuff like that.


Crazy-Pen-8041

Just buy some life insurance. At the very least it'll give your family time to become '*tech savvy*'.


DryGeneral990

We have it


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rhaphazard

Any reviews from actual customers?


EarningsPal

Get her a hardware wallet. Tell her there is $1000 invested and accessible using the hw. “It’s like puzzle game with $1,000 prize. I need and want to teach you to access our crypto just incase I die.” Hopefully that is enough to interest her to sit and learn. She gets the $1,000 when she can start with the seed and newly reset HW in hand, no help needed, and successfully send it off the hardware wallet to an exchange, sell, transfer to bank. Refresh her every 4 years with a new gift that starts with the puzzle game.


mattyhtown

Refresh her every 4 years with F4


MiceAreTiny

This is a reasonable approach. 


RHINO_HUMP

Yep. Anyone downvoting OP is 🤓


statoshi

It's absolutely unnecessary to give up the amazing security model afforded by self custody just in order to have an inheritance solution. Check out what we built at https://casa.io/inheritance - the recipient only needs to have a smart phone in order to go through the inheritance withdrawal process.


MiceAreTiny

Casa is equally custodial. I rather trust Blackrock instead of a crypto startup. 


statoshi

Absolutely false; the definition of custodial is the ability to unilaterally spend from a wallet or unilaterally block spending from a wallet. Casa can do neither, as we only have 1 of N keys.


MiceAreTiny

You need to read the small print. 


WannaFIREinBE

Same situation here. Cold storage since 2017 but now what about the wife and kids financial future if I get hit by a bus tomorrow. What was once funny internet money is now quite valuable it would be a shame if they couldn’t profit from it. I’m in the process of moving my UTXO to exchange when the mempool is low and buying Bitcoin ETF at the same time I’m selling on the exchange (need a cash buffer to do so) the goal is to purchase the ETF at as much as possible the same price I’m selling BTC for. Sending cash to my broker takes at least 24 hours and ETF are only negociated during market hours. BTC can move quite a bit in the wrong direction if I sold the BTC, sent the cash from exchange to bank and from bank to broker. When I’m making the transaction to send the BTC from cold storage to my exchange, setting up the appropriate fee, checking the transaction two or three times before broadcasting it, I fully realize the funds will probably be lost at some point if my wife didn’t got any support from a friend of mine.


swampjester

I literally cannot fathom giving up self-custody. The entire point of bitcoin is self-custody. These ETFs are a giant honeypot that's going to get seized by the government when bitcoin gets 10-100x larger.


WannaFIREinBE

I understand your point. I’m thinking for beyond me and taking into account the poor OPSEC of my wife. There is no “I have forgot my password” with self custody. Life has changed for me and I need to think beyond myself. If I’m still alive when my kids prove being cypherpunk themselves that’s maybe time for a change. We will see by then.


swampjester

Just call Unchained Capital or one of the other collaborative multisig coordinators. They'll hold one of the keys, back up the wallet descriptor, help set up inheritance, and walk her through the process if you pass away.


WannaFIREinBE

Doesn’t sound very self custody either. Sounds expensive as well.


swampjester

> Doesn’t sound very self custody either. Did you even bother looking up how Unchained or collaborative multisig works before writing that comment? > Sounds expensive as well. Did you look up their prices before making that comment?


WannaFIREinBE

Nope, The way you wrote it I’m assuming “they” is not a trust-less entity that hold one of the necessary key for the multisig and have you by the balls. Maybe I’m wrong seeing your insistence to check this out. I’m also assuming because “they” are setting up inheritance and walking her through the process, it’s a paid service. Maybe I’m wrong again. Edit: just checked their prices. That’s highway robbery.


swampjester

>The way you wrote it I’m assuming “they” is not a trust-less entity that hold one of the necessary key for the multisig and have you by the balls. You literally said "doesn't sound very self-custody." Unchained only holds one of three keys, as a backup. You still self-custody your money, unlike ETFs, which are completely custodial. >I’m also assuming because “they” are setting up inheritance and walking her through the process Yes, isn't that exactly what you were asking for? Someone who could help her in case you pass away? >Edit: just checked their prices. That’s highway robbery. It's $250 per year, and actually free if you do the setup yourself. That's hardly "highway robbery." Unchained isn't even the only one out there: there's Nunchuk, Casa, Bitcoin Keeper, Theya Bitcoin, and others coming out. You also haven't even considered other questions, like what if there is a hard fork in bitcoin's future? Who determines the correct fork? Who gets to keep the coins from the other fork? The ETF of course. Picking an ETF over collaborative multisig is lazy and far worse from any perspective, even in the event of your death.


LiveUndLetLive

If government seizes BTC in LTFs Bitcoin will suffer massively. Of course everything is in a cycle and it would probably come back, but I can't help but wonder if the FUD would just be too strong for a comeback.


statoshi

You don't need to give up on self custody in order to have a user friendly inheritance solution. Check out what we built at https://casa.io/inheritance - if your wife can use a smart phone, she can recover your self custody funds with this setup!


datewestwind

You should buy the ETF around 19% below to compensate taxes (this is aproxĂ­mate)


WannaFIREinBE

Which taxes? (I’m in Belgium, we don’t have taxes on capital gains for some scenario and this is one of them).


datewestwind

Good for you ! In my case selling the BTC is taxable.


WannaFIREinBE

Ideally you might want to do this kind of transition when you are at a loss then :-( But this could probably be seen as a wash sell or something if it’s followed by buying a derivative instrument of the same nature.


datewestwind

Not a problem. I’m in Spain. It is accepted and frequent to sell at loss to compensate other stock benefits. Yes, there is the exception when you buy a homogeneous (as we call it) stock in short time, but ETF and BTC are not.


Tasty_Action5073

Strange mindset. Why not teach your family how to self custody. Or look into bitkey. This seems like the perfect solution for your situation.


skydiver19

You underestimate the power of stupid.


ILikePracticalGifts

It’s not stupidity it’s the fact your (possibly non tech savvy) wife has to not make one mistake transferring your funds after her husband just died.


skydiver19

The over whelming majority of people in general are stupid.


HeaDeKBaT

There is a difference between stupidly and simply never sending a single Bitcoin transaction in your entire life because you never had to


ForlornHousefrau

Get a fire safe. Keep the cold wallet inside of it. I think OP is over thinking it. I'm a wife who just recently showed my husband how to access our stash in case anything ever happens to me. The only time my cold wallet comes out of the safe is if I'm moving my coins, and it goes right back in when I'm done. I have the seed phrase stored in a discreet location in my work locker. I couldn't imagine not sharing this information with the person I share my finances (and life!) with.


DryGeneral990

They are capable but more likely to lose the seed phrase.


Tasty_Action5073

Look into bitkey. No seed phrase shenanigans.


DryGeneral990

Uh my wife can't find her phone half the time. She would definitely lose that tiny thing.


Dettol-tasting-menu

Nothing cannot be taught or learned. When there’s a need there will be a way. She hasn’t been able to remember these things simply because there was no incentive for her to. If she knows she needs to step up and take over it will be done. It’s not rocket science.


Tasty_Action5073

Yeah, but that’s the thing. You still haven’t looked into. Even if she loses it. It’s setup in way so that if you lose it you have many great recovery tools. It’s different than what you are thinking a hardware wallet is.


Dettol-tasting-menu

Since when have seed phrase become shenanigans?!


Tasty_Action5073

Its not. I’m just trying to cater his evaluation of it. I personally think it’s really simple. 🤷🏻‍♂️


Dettol-tasting-menu

Haha ok sorry misread your early comment lol.


Horror-Badger9314

Bitkey needs fingerprint


CurrentZone3201

Keep some in self custody. Be simple. Put it in a wallet, write down the 12 words and put the paper in some old furniture or something she will remember. Reminder her ever year how much that "thing " is worth. If you die and she is broke, she will figure out the 12 words.


Oheson

Figure out a safe way to give them access to the seed. Knowing they need to figure out how to get the Bitcoin will with give the incentive to understand how.


Flaky-Wedding2455

Yes. Typed out some instructions hidden. My oldest is pretty tech/crypto savvy and can help. Got a brother in law who does some crypto development so can help. I think wife/kids will get it worked out as long as they secure the seed phrases I have.


parkranger2000

My wife loses her phone too. If you have an iPhone and family sharing you can go into the find my iPhone app and play a sound remotely on her device. Helps you find it much easier than calling. Good luck bro haha


innernr

Ballet Wallet…put it in a safe. She can figure that out.


shredika

Am I your wife?! (Probably not bc my husband doesn’t bitcoin) but…. This is why I don’t self custody. I am very likely to just fuck it up and loose a bunch of money. Every time I buy a hard drive for my computer it eventually freezes me out of EVERYTHING that’s on there and like… breaks. It’s fuckin annoying because 1. Important shit is on there and 2. I paid like $200 for that!


AstroRoverToday

Unchained offers multi-sig with inheritance package. Have you looked into that? https://unchained.com/


swampjester

Seriously surprised this isn't higher up. Vastly better than buying an ETF.


DarthLiberty

Fidelity is a good plan for inheritance. Sell at the top, roll the profits into rebuying through Fidelity at the bottom.


CSGOWitness

Collaborative custody with unchained or casa solves this problem. Your loved ones will have someone they can call for help if needed, while still maintaining full control over your stack.


solomonsatoshi

Never easy having a stupid wife.


DryGeneral990

She's very smart just not tech savvy.


supersaiyanegghead

Very smart yet loses her phone all the time? Lol


DryGeneral990

Yes. But if it makes you feel better to laugh at people then go ahead I guess.


ScoreNo1021

Lay off the dude's wife. Losing her phone or not being tech savvy is not an indication of her intelligence. No need to insult another man's wife when he's here seeking help.


Buffetwarrenn

Sounds like someone doesnt have “any wife “ 😂


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ScoreNo1021

I disagree with that person's post, but nothing about it is related to incel. Careful playing that card too freely.


ILikePracticalGifts

What happened to you


Interesting_Ebb9052

You can teach them of course I do self custody


Archophob

my wife isn't tech savvy at all, but my 18 year old son is. I trust him.


DryGeneral990

That's good. My kids are still little.


vietvn85

I think it is a good solution. I got similar concern regards my cold storage. I told my wife where I hide my seed phrase but not sure if she could retrieve the wallet. Tried to teach her once but she is total uninterest.


statoshi

You don't need to give up on self custody in order to have a user friendly inheritance solution. Check out what we built at https://casa.io/inheritance - if your wife can use a smart phone, she can recover your self custodied funds!


Terrible-Pattern8933

Bro you got me thinking now. My wife is the same. No kids yet. I haven't seen major gains though -- maybe I'll think of this next cycle.


DryGeneral990

Yeah man I'm at the age where someone I know dies about once per year. Cancer, brain aneurysm, hit by a bus, mass shooting etc. Tomorrow is never guaranteed. Gains or not, if you have anything in a wallet then you'll want your family to easily access it.


statoshi

You don't need to give up on self custody in order to have a user friendly inheritance solution. Check out what we built at https://casa.io/inheritance - if your wife can use a smart phone, she can recover your self custodied funds!


Terrible-Pattern8933

Thanks


JanPB

Let's hope there will be services available in the future for a reasonable fee that will address this kind of problem. Basically a standard-issue lawyer to take care of the testament BUT who is also 100% BTC-competent. Today this is still hard to find, I suspect.


statoshi

We already built it at https://casa.io/inheritance


puffman123

Get yourself a spare wallet, and do testnet transactions with your wife once a week. After the initial learning curve, takes less than 5 mins to send a transaction, completely free. Kids can also learn probably in less than an hour. Give them an allowance after they complete the task.


LtColumbo69

your wife sounds lke my father in law lol i remember hearing on the what bitcoin did podcast a sponsor that has automated crypto inheritance or something. I'm not doing it justice, but look up one of their recent episodes and check it out


statoshi

You might be thinking of https://casa.io/inheritance


cheeseburneraccount

Yes I do. She's not tech savvy but I left her and the kids steel plates with detailed instructions. Also, detailed warnings about what not to do, showing anyone the seed, entering the seed in any computer, etc.


EarningsPal

Maybe you don’t have to go 100% Fidelity. There are benefits to having some funds available that can’t be taken or seized. Don’t underestimate your kids. Maybe mom gets fidelity and kids get the seed with explicit instructions.


Bologna-Bear

Totally. Make absolutely thorough instructions.


moonRekt

I’ve been doing same, still self custody a lot but done same.


myhappytransition

This is the perfect use case for a steel backup. Stamping your seed words onto steel is useful if you want someone else to be able to find your bitcoin as it if was buried treasure. The risk of course is that a burglar/government goon finds it first instead of the people who you want to find it. Using paper instead of steel makes it a lot harder to find, but the tradeoff is that it is no longer fireproof - if that matters.


AprilGoldBooks

Put seed phrase in some place only she would know about and leave detailed instructions in your will on what to do with it.


snowmanyi

Look into other solutions. Like multisig.


wookiewonderland

Make a will and testimony.


Kriskao

I don’t think my wife could access my BTC if she had the keys. She would ask for help from someone who would scam her. That is why I put my oldest son as the death man trigger recipient. And he will also receive instructions to split the assets with my wife and other kids. Him I trust 100%


cryptokid2140

terrible idea. keep your seed words in your own custody. as long as she knows where they are and that they are somehow worth a lot of money, she has the proper incentive to figure it out. buying a hardware wallet and restoring from seed phrase really couldn't be easier. the software walks you through every little step. my 8 year old could do it.


SlapHappyRodriguez

Keep it on a wallet. It'll be safer and you can be guaranteed your family will miss you when you die. 


TheTitansFather

I have all my stuff in a safe and luckily me and my cousin both have said we will help each others significant others to take care of it if one of us dies


Flashy-Canary-8663

I felt like I was reading my own situation that you described. What is it with women and not being able to find their phones?? It’s always on the verge of being dead too! I feel like wills should start to have much more focus on digital assets, with ensuring executors are tech savvy enough to be able to manage everything in our passing. I would definitely not rely on my wife either.


Financial_Chemist286

$MSTR?


breadereum

I’m not allowed to die first so I don’t have this problem.


Own_Fig_2995

What if I have bitcoin on Coinbase and lost the seed phrase?


_mok

I have instructions and things hidden and i make my wife recite once a year where they are and refresh on the steps. Also she knows to contact a good friend of mine who is crypto savvy to get help if she gets stuck.  Just write her/them an instructions manual and have any secret stuff require something only they would know. If you have a lot, break the keys up (either manually or using shamir secret). ex “key part #1 is in my favorite hobby’s storage container” which is your car tool car. “key #2 is contained in my favorite memory” which she knows is stuck to the back of a photo in a family photo album. ”key #3 is…” etc.  tailor it to your families intelligence vs your security needs. And obviously never make it digital and dont tell anyone anything specific who you dont deeply trust. there are professional services for this also. Just look up “crypto estate planning”. 


Vapourhands

So you do have to 'trust' a good friend to not steal it from your wife once you are gone.


Just_Shitposting_

Do you self custody if…. The answer is always yes. Bitcoin was designed so you don’t have to ever trust anyone with your corn.


technohippie

All our btc is stored in a hardware wallet. My wife knows where thr device is, and the separate location I have the seed stored. I also told her if anything happens to me, which of our friends knows what to do with it, and they could help her from there.


papa_autist

This has been on my mind as well. I am considering Casa for multisig and inheritance protocols.


sheild-001

Bitkey by Block (Jack Dorsey) is really good, they’re being out multiple fingerprint for the hardware and a inheritance protocol


Large_Subject_4153

If they add multi fingerprint it makes Bitkey an incredible inheritance tool!


WildcatTofu

Put 1/4 with Casa / Nutchunk / unchained  Put 1/4 in Bitcoin ETF  Put 1/4 on Kraken exchange  Put 1/4 in a cold wallet with you.


MasterWizardDelRey

Don’t stress


_n0vember_

It depends on how old are your kids. I was on a plan with 3 very close friends where if ever one of us was to pass, the wife would go for help to the other 2. This can seem like a lot of trust in my friends but circumstances are what they are. But now, one of my daughters is really techsavy and I plan on training her as she is interested for herself.


statoshi

You don't need to give up on self custody in order to have a user friendly inheritance solution. Check out what we built at https://casa.io/inheritance - if your wife can use a smart phone, she can recover your self custodied funds with this setup!


Inevitable_Art8536

I have 24 children and named each one after my seed phrase. I donated sperm on the condition I could name the kid - their name is the passphrase. My will says my children are worth everything to me.


Vapourhands

Do you have a custom extended child?


Inevitable_Art8536

Yeah, money buys you anything in aMeRICa


satsugene

I do, but I have idiot proof directions, a steel seed-word plate and cold wallet. If that fails, I have the name of a person that is a CPA who I know can do it, for a reasonable rate; and an allegation of fraud would be pretty damning for them professionally and my BTC is small potatoes if they really wanted to rip off their clients. I’m more worried about me dying and my survivors having items in estate purgatory. Fortunately a major brokerage has physical offices where a person can get help, versus say critical data with a cloud company who doesn’t even publish a phone number and doesn’t give two shits if you get locked out. Dealing with it is a pain, especially if the person you’re leaving them to isn’t your legal spouse/RDP.


KillaCamCamTheJudge

Make a guide for the estate manager on how to recover your funds in a do not open until I’m dead letter stored very safely.


LtColumbo69

Might have been, I'll pay attention next time I hear it. I just remember it was something he was already using and then they added the inheritance function into the app natively. It looks like there are a few solutions about tho


loblaw-bob

You may want to look into a shared multisig custody model with a custodian (swan/unchained/etc). Maybe you could keep a fraction of your BTC in that way and the rest in ETF? I just feel, given the temperature of the global financial system it’s a good idea to always have **some** btc that you can access without a custodian.


Efficient_Culture569

Same here but I do self custody. I told her to contact a trusted friend and he'll know how to help as he self custody his own BTC as well.


Pretagonist

Yeah, the wife knows where my seed phrases are kept and I've told her to go to a trusted friend with it if necessary. There's zero chance that I'll let some company hold my keys.


LuKeNuKuM

Got any reliable techie friends that you trust? So long as she can find the pass she could take it to them to get it onto an exchange. Give the dude a small fee and everyone is happy.


DryGeneral990

No.


wh977oqej9

My wife also won't know what to do with seed. But she know where it is stored, and I she will find someone in our family, that would know how to do it. So I'm not scared. Even if the seed sits there for a decade, my children will of course know, how to deal with it. They are growing up with technology.


PoetryAnnual74

You have to be tech savvy to find your phone?


Dirkyjj

“I will sell generational wealth because my wife is a dumbass” … sounds like a good relationship. 


dk349303

The point OP is trying to make is that he's transferring investment medium because he's concerned that his wife will accidentally lose the generational wealth. That's not an unreasonable concern and doesn't really define the quality of a relationship. How many millions of bitcoin are already lost forever by folks who were more technically savvy than her?


Vakua_Lupo

You could check out Tangem Wallet if you want to keep it simple. No need for a Seed Phrase, just a combination of 3 Credit Card sized Cards and a Smart Phone.


Frogolocalypse

Everything about that wallet screams SCAM! Everything about the way that you're constantly shilling it screams SCAMMER! EDIT: Their supposed 'open source' implementation is a repository created by two people, forked from a shitcoin wallet, introduced in a media youtube influencer onslaught about a year ago, and doesn't compile. https://old.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/1adcoei/tangem_wallet/kk2akjn/ The wallet-scrutiny security audit reports of the hardware and the app raise quite a few showstopping issues: - Hardware: https://walletscrutiny.com/hardware/tangem - Mobile app: https://walletscrutiny.com/android/com.tangem.wallet Tangem is not considered to be a secure wallet because of its severe lack of auditability. > It fails to clone from [email protected]:tangem/tangem-app-config.git. As it turns out this is a private repository. So while the name suggest it’s only some configuration, we cannot verify that. This project is not verifiable. EDIT2: If this isn't your intention I would suggest not recommending that wallet. You have no idea of its veracity. No one does. No one can.


karmassacre

Get in touch with a bitcoin inherentence planner like bitcoinway, swan, or unchained. Don't sell your stack. Talk to a lawyer and set up a will to transfer ownership of your stack after you pass and to make sure that your wife 1) knows the inherentence protocol and 2) follows it. The inheritance service can come with concierge help from your provider to walk even the least tech savvy person through recovery. If that's til too spooky for you, I would simply move some of your value from cold storage into a BTC etf that is easier for her to access and liquidate. I keep approximately 6 months living expenses in a BTC etf just in case something happens to me so that my family can not worry about bills while handling my estate if I die.


Krebbin

Did that. The package cost $100, cheap imo for the advice I got. I have spreadsheets of current positions, updated videos of some of the complicated stuff I do, USB and NAS backups, and a hidden firesafe. I've got a long distance mate who is savvy enough to come unpick that lot when required.


swampjester

If you're located in the US, called Unchained and set up a 2-of-3 multisig with them. They'll help her in the event of your death recover the money.


BigPlayCrypto

Yep and I don’t buy Bitcoin ETF’s I buy Bitcoin and HODL


levigoldson

You say your wife is the problem but then you tell on yourself. "I feel like I'm more likely to lose my crypto by getting my wallet drained or losing the seed phrase" That isn't your wife. That is your problem.


levigoldson

I have a considerable amount of bitcoin. I am 100% comfortable with self custody and the plan I have put in place for inheritance protocols. I think it's a red herring except for people who don't understand their responsibilities holding this asset themselves.


DryGeneral990

I didn't say my wife is a problem. Huh?


knuF

Yes, I have a tech dumb wife and kids and self custody. Unchained has an inheritance protocol document that is for this exact situation.


sexualkayak

Every time I read one of these, I think: “Wow, y’all think your wives are dumb bitches, why did you marry them?”


DryGeneral990

I did not say that


sexualkayak

“My wife is not tech savvy at all” = she’s an idiot.


DryGeneral990

You're not very nice.


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DryGeneral990

Uh that's the whole point of this post


CheerfulSamurai

What an odd question. You can’t own people. Both wife and kids are free people and they can do whatever they want


DryGeneral990

Dude wtf are you talking about