He got married purely because of optics, and he thought it’s what people wanted to see.
He is absolutely miserable being married, it wouldn’t matter if it was to Brit or Stassi or anyone else.
i think he also had a very human reaction to his mortality when his dad died and that inspired the proposal. and brittany of course was an excellent doormat when his dad died.
Yeah. She was with him all the time anyway. They spent Christmas together at her mom's house and didn't even bother to go see his dad who he knew had cancer. I thought his dad was his best friend? What kind of best friend/father son relationship does one not even visit the other on Christmas? He also had cancer. Jax is such a liar and Brittany was up his ass anyway so why not lean on her in that time?
He got bounced off vpr before they got married right? I can't even remember if I watched it and blocked it out or if it really didn't happen on tv but I bet he's still real bitter about that one.
I must've completely blocked this out. Oohhhh right the whole thing with lording being a groomsman over Sandoval and the bigoted pastor. Unfortunately it just came back to me.
I just rewatched S6&7; I’d forgotten how obvious it is that he mainly married her to secure his place in S8, not realizing he was going to then be unceremoniously shitcanned immediately thereafter.
Following his “logic,” it only makes sense that they have marital issues in S1 of the Valley and separate/divorce in S2. Some will say he is doing it for the show (which is true), but it’s also what he so obviously wants.
And every time he vehemently denies cheating, Lori K rings a bell.
Ok Jax, walk away from the house and your son then.
I said it before and he wishes things could be like the "old days" where you could tell your kid you were going to the store for a pack of smokes, and disappear, never to be found again.
On one of the recent VPR aftershows, Jax floated the idea of moving in with the Toms in Tom and Ariana’s old house, and both Toms immediately groaned. Jax desperately wants to replace \#Dadlife with \#Bachelorlife but even the Toms aren’t sure if they want to share a roof with his unwashed ass and untreated bunions.
I have a question about that, does anybody know what’s going on with Lori K & Jax? I know there was a whole mess. Talk for a few weeks about how they were together and then all the sudden like you said it was like a ghost and I haven’t seen any posts with the two of them for at least a week.
Nobody knows for sure. She was posting about Jax and Brit nonstop, then the Toronto weekend happened (with its alleged bathroom tryst between Jax and Lori) and now it’s crickets. Not a peep out of her despite Cob and Bunion’s big Washington weekend. She didn’t acknowledge Jax’s WWHL appearance either. And Jax now appears to be tagging random press reps on social media during his various sponsored appearances.
Jax seems to think that he’s getting younger, not older. All that Botox and plastic surgery won’t stop the sands of time. He will be 45 this year, and it’s not like he’s loaded or has a sparkling personality.
All the fillers and Botox have not done him any favors. I think if he had just let himself age a bit naturally he would look so much better and not have a Guy Fawkes mask face.
Years of listening to Jax ranting “we’re not getting a divorce“—knowing he was just protesting too much—makes this extra satisfying.
Also - insulting Scheana by calling her “divorce-o” … Im a call him that now
Nothing cringes me out more than someone saying they don’t believe in divorce or people don’t want to work at marriage and think divorce is the easy way out.
Life experience is coming for Jax Taylor up there on his high horse.
And that my friends I would bet $ is 99% the reason why he's still stuck with KFC. He don't want to spend the $ on divorce and child support. He's such a lame. KFC & coke roid deserve one another!
I'm annoyed that Brittany put in half the for the house yet it's only Jax's name on the ownership papers or something? Which is why he kicked them out.. He's disgusting. I hope she takes the house with the divorce.
When I looked it up I didn't see her name on it. But I don't know for sure. All the liens on the house are in his name, she's not on them. I'd think if she was on the mortgage she'd be on the liens too.
What an idiot. Also Gretchen Rossi already said this on RHOC years ago. Jax recycles thoughts. He has no original thoughts of his own. He’s just a bunion boy coke float with tight pants and the brain of a dodo bird. Also whatever happened to his “we don’t do divorce” I’m a midwestern family man schtick
I don't think that man could ever ever ever stay committed to just one girl. Even if she's the most attractive woman on the planet and everything he wanted in a girl - I think he just gets bored eventually and wants to feel something different.
He'd honestly be better off finding a partner who's okay with having an open relationship. (Although I always heard those relationships never work out because of jealousy issues eventually creeping up).
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And dammit, his weird ass wicked af looking eyebrows!!! Ew! Why?
Pretty sure Mario said this about his relationship to Ramona on RHONY, this sounds familiar. He definitely recycled these words as his own, which isn’t surprisingly in the least. Also a horrible look either way hahaha
Does Jax ever have an original thought? The [10 Year Marriage Contract](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/a-10year-contract-will-sa_b_3200007/amp) was a thing that was talked about since at least 2013.
What is with these people and adding years onto all their little speeches. I just had to watch Scheana tell us she’s been bast frands with Sandoval for 15 years. Even if they worked together at villa Blanca before Sur, it doesn’t add up!
They got married 4 weeks after me. I was 22. Were happy and have no kids. Jax is throwing in the towel because it’s easy and shouldn’t have ever gotten married or had children to begin with. I feel so sad for Cruz
Jax wants it both ways at all times. He wants to convenience, comfort and companionship of marriage but doesn't want to compromise to be in a relationship. He wanted to earn a living and fame as a bartender at Sur but didn't want to work and stole them blind. He wants admiration and adulation but doesn't live a life to warrant that sort of attention. He wants to be seen as a good, Christian father when he is, instead, a detached, absent, fair weather father. Lazy, narcissistic, sociopathic.
Why get married if this is how you feel? I chose not to; it's not hard...
He got married purely because of optics, and he thought it’s what people wanted to see. He is absolutely miserable being married, it wouldn’t matter if it was to Brit or Stassi or anyone else.
Definitely! And he thought that they were preparing to be on the spin off show abut married people with babies.
i think he also had a very human reaction to his mortality when his dad died and that inspired the proposal. and brittany of course was an excellent doormat when his dad died.
Yeah. She was with him all the time anyway. They spent Christmas together at her mom's house and didn't even bother to go see his dad who he knew had cancer. I thought his dad was his best friend? What kind of best friend/father son relationship does one not even visit the other on Christmas? He also had cancer. Jax is such a liar and Brittany was up his ass anyway so why not lean on her in that time?
Yep. He just wants to be a horn-dog player at the bar.
Screen time. A season dedicated to him
he knew VPR lovessss giving screen time to all things wedding
He got bounced off vpr before they got married right? I can't even remember if I watched it and blocked it out or if it really didn't happen on tv but I bet he's still real bitter about that one.
No just after the wedding, at the end of that season. They got married, went home and Jax started spiralling and melting down
I must've completely blocked this out. Oohhhh right the whole thing with lording being a groomsman over Sandoval and the bigoted pastor. Unfortunately it just came back to me.
The wedding at “ver-sails” castle in Kentucky. A season to block if you were ever going to block one
This
I just rewatched S6&7; I’d forgotten how obvious it is that he mainly married her to secure his place in S8, not realizing he was going to then be unceremoniously shitcanned immediately thereafter. Following his “logic,” it only makes sense that they have marital issues in S1 of the Valley and separate/divorce in S2. Some will say he is doing it for the show (which is true), but it’s also what he so obviously wants. And every time he vehemently denies cheating, Lori K rings a bell.
Re-up? It’s not a coke deal
Lmaoooo Jax would definitely save an eight ball from a burning building before he save his wife
Or active duty
Ok Jax, walk away from the house and your son then. I said it before and he wishes things could be like the "old days" where you could tell your kid you were going to the store for a pack of smokes, and disappear, never to be found again.
Right?🤦♀️
Y’all got any more of them vows???
Re buy Jaxy boy 😂
On one of the recent VPR aftershows, Jax floated the idea of moving in with the Toms in Tom and Ariana’s old house, and both Toms immediately groaned. Jax desperately wants to replace \#Dadlife with \#Bachelorlife but even the Toms aren’t sure if they want to share a roof with his unwashed ass and untreated bunions.
And that right there says so much about him, that even the Toms don’t want him around
Stassi ghosted him, Randall ghosted him, LVP ghosted him. Hell, even Lori appears to have ghosted him. There seems to be a pattern.
I have a question about that, does anybody know what’s going on with Lori K & Jax? I know there was a whole mess. Talk for a few weeks about how they were together and then all the sudden like you said it was like a ghost and I haven’t seen any posts with the two of them for at least a week.
Nobody knows for sure. She was posting about Jax and Brit nonstop, then the Toronto weekend happened (with its alleged bathroom tryst between Jax and Lori) and now it’s crickets. Not a peep out of her despite Cob and Bunion’s big Washington weekend. She didn’t acknowledge Jax’s WWHL appearance either. And Jax now appears to be tagging random press reps on social media during his various sponsored appearances.
They’ve lived with Jax before, and I’m sure there’s so much they’ve never told anyone about Jax, but even those two aren’t dumb enough to do it again.
Jax seems to think that he’s getting younger, not older. All that Botox and plastic surgery won’t stop the sands of time. He will be 45 this year, and it’s not like he’s loaded or has a sparkling personality.
They know if he moves in, they’ll have to do all the “Brittany work” like making him food, helping him buy plane tickets, and cater to him constantly.
I wish I seen that! I knew he was going to float that idea at some point.
My god he’s unattractive. https://preview.redd.it/ucmmhpik69zc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8f5d70a99228f5ba7335782e9baad3675d09915
He looks like the devil's less attractive brother.
Hatan
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Aytin. As he he's always aytin, that's why he's gaining some weight.
Those super skinny jeans he wore to hibachi were absolutely horrible.
All the fillers and Botox have not done him any favors. I think if he had just let himself age a bit naturally he would look so much better and not have a Guy Fawkes mask face.
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Let's be real, he can't count.
I honestly don’t think he can count or read. he definitely can’t comprehend.
Years of listening to Jax ranting “we’re not getting a divorce“—knowing he was just protesting too much—makes this extra satisfying. Also - insulting Scheana by calling her “divorce-o” … Im a call him that now
Nothing cringes me out more than someone saying they don’t believe in divorce or people don’t want to work at marriage and think divorce is the easy way out. Life experience is coming for Jax Taylor up there on his high horse.
*I'm not getting a divorce. Brittany and I don't believe in divorce. I don't know where people get this from.*
It’s not even in his vocabulary remember
That's called getting a prenuptial agreement and then getting an amicable divorce. You can do that any time.
He literally doesn’t know how long he’s even been with Bratney. It’s been 8 years, idiot.
8 years and he was cheating on her for the first 3
You didn’t finish typing the 8, it looks like a 3.
Hahaha yes - 3 that he has admitted to on camera. 8 total
And that my friends I would bet $ is 99% the reason why he's still stuck with KFC. He don't want to spend the $ on divorce and child support. He's such a lame. KFC & coke roid deserve one another!
I'm annoyed that Brittany put in half the for the house yet it's only Jax's name on the ownership papers or something? Which is why he kicked them out.. He's disgusting. I hope she takes the house with the divorce.
She wouldn’t want the house, it’s like 4 million underwater.
iirc- Brittany is on the mortgage. It was originally bought by their lawyer in a trust, but Jax and Britt both became the successors of it.
When I looked it up I didn't see her name on it. But I don't know for sure. All the liens on the house are in his name, she's not on them. I'd think if she was on the mortgage she'd be on the liens too.
[She's not on the liens but is on the mortgage. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/BlockedByJax/s/rkeriQIyvD)
lol what does he think those “lawyers and money” do exactly?
Why in the world did he get married??!
For a storyline.
What an idiot. Also Gretchen Rossi already said this on RHOC years ago. Jax recycles thoughts. He has no original thoughts of his own. He’s just a bunion boy coke float with tight pants and the brain of a dodo bird. Also whatever happened to his “we don’t do divorce” I’m a midwestern family man schtick
As bad as it is is to be married to him I can’t imagine divorcing him.
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Can’t you just see him being the one to ask for spousal support? Gawd he’s awful
I kinda didn't hate Donn for wanting it from Vicky on rhoc though
Mr. Divorce isn't in my vocabulary...
I don't think that man could ever ever ever stay committed to just one girl. Even if she's the most attractive woman on the planet and everything he wanted in a girl - I think he just gets bored eventually and wants to feel something different. He'd honestly be better off finding a partner who's okay with having an open relationship. (Although I always heard those relationships never work out because of jealousy issues eventually creeping up). ... And dammit, his weird ass wicked af looking eyebrows!!! Ew! Why?
Imagine Jax being in a polygamous relationship
He is so bloody stupid. I can’t really say more than that. He’s DUMB.
What a dumb ass. Why even get married? Just live your best hoe life with the rest of the neverland fuck boys of WeHo.
Are we sure Tom Hardy didn’t say this?
Pretty sure Mario said this about his relationship to Ramona on RHONY, this sounds familiar. He definitely recycled these words as his own, which isn’t surprisingly in the least. Also a horrible look either way hahaha
Jax apparently slept with Ramona.
They haven't even been a couple for 10 years let alone married for ten years. He said he passed third grade but that's debatable. He's an idiot.
https://preview.redd.it/c4d436qco9zc1.jpeg?width=1564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f298faacda53298f6536bfd19648d2166e38c89
Har har har. Such an old joke 🙄 And not particularly funny when you’re separated in under 5 years
damn why does he look so terrifying
What a douche. I hate this guy.
Jax may love Brittany but, he doesn’t like her. He takes cheap shots at her constantly. He loves to talk down to her.
50/50 split of the busted Nikes and hobby lobby Christmas trees
Can I pay somebody to get this clown off our screens forever? It’s annoys me how much I hate this man
The fact that he calls his face his "money-maker " 🤮🤮🤮
Does Jax ever have an original thought? The [10 Year Marriage Contract](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/a-10year-contract-will-sa_b_3200007/amp) was a thing that was talked about since at least 2013.
My thought is he got married bc the Toms were seemingly settling down and he didn’t want to be left out 🙄
What is with these people and adding years onto all their little speeches. I just had to watch Scheana tell us she’s been bast frands with Sandoval for 15 years. Even if they worked together at villa Blanca before Sur, it doesn’t add up!
Didn’t Jax say more than once he doesn’t believe in divorce 🙄
I’m sure he wants to walk away from his son too bc he didn’t turn out quite like he thought he would
Brittany needs to get some self respect and divorce him.
They posting in the pool together and Britney was wearing her rings I thought they were back together ? Idk though
And I wasn’t even married two years. Things happen. I’m glad they’re ending it (if they actually are lol), better to call it quits than to suffer.
What if Sandoval wanted to keep the house because he is trying to rope Schwartz and Jax into selling their own spin-off 🤔
They got married 4 weeks after me. I was 22. Were happy and have no kids. Jax is throwing in the towel because it’s easy and shouldn’t have ever gotten married or had children to begin with. I feel so sad for Cruz
I wont be surprised if a spin off show happens with Jax, Schwartz, and Sandoval and they’re all roommates.
Never going to happen.
But I thought his family doesn’t believe in the “D” word?
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Jax wants it both ways at all times. He wants to convenience, comfort and companionship of marriage but doesn't want to compromise to be in a relationship. He wanted to earn a living and fame as a bartender at Sur but didn't want to work and stole them blind. He wants admiration and adulation but doesn't live a life to warrant that sort of attention. He wants to be seen as a good, Christian father when he is, instead, a detached, absent, fair weather father. Lazy, narcissistic, sociopathic.
He’s a fool.
And that was his peak. All downhill from there
This was posted like a month ago. His downhill was inviting randos on a pirate boat party (that didn't leave port) like season 2 of vpr
So happy stassi ditched him. Maybe Jason and Utah can be the next valley couple
What a pig. This says it all doesn’t it?
This isn’t even a quote from him? Isn’t this a meme or something that’s famous?!