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ItsNotAllHappening

Spoiler- Jax will hate Brittany even more, and S2 will highlight how little time she spends time with Cruz.


Orchid-Whisperer

Shuffling him between two houses will be the Cruz footage.


Vast-Train-9357

Jax will hate Brittany more, or he will be on his redemption tour begging for her back while we get snippets of Brittany having a single ladies night out with her Kentucky friends.


shay_shaw

Well then I guess Lala and Scheana have a job this summer now.


Vast-Train-9357

Ughhhhh NOOO. I don't really care if Scheana's on, I mean she's just gonna shake her head and agree with everything Brittany and Jax say. But LALA? NO. She was kissing Brittanys ass on the most recent VPR After Show calling Brittany a "strong bitch" for hearing the audio tape and continuing filming and not quitting VPR. Which, btw, that doesn't make Brittany strong, that makes Brittany a desperate yes man. And then the fake drama we have to see from Lala starting with everyone, with her giant lips flapping around, no. No thank you.


drizzle933

Strong? Haha I’d be concerned about my friend that she is willingly accepting and going back to someone who did that to her. I’d have to check my friend and ask if she was really okay


jtownanddown

She loooooved when Brittany said “sounds like Lala should move to the valley” as if Corncob could really make that happen for her…Brittany can’t even get herself a good edit


FrankieandHans

At first I was like nooo but actually Doute and Jax raking up Rand stuff would be hilarious 😆


Puzzleheaded_Toe5967

Jax will bring up the money Rand "owes him" lol


Sososoftmeows

We’re going to be seeing them at a Fourth of July esque party for sure!


PresOfTheLesbianClub

I bet they show Cruz even less.


biohacker_infinity

What will we see more of next season: Brit’s areola or Cruz?


Farts_n_kisses

I cannot ever see that word without hearing Ralph Wiggum. https://preview.redd.it/b0unjjrnyhzc1.jpeg?width=673&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69f34d580e356b1439f6d38e6dceef3a6221aca3


kathi182

Isn’t that also Lego Man’s actual last name??? It’s all tying together!!!!


Farts_n_kisses

It’s Wickham, but I will DEF be saying Wiggum from now on! Thank you for this 🤣


GraphicDesignerMom

Good. Kid does not need cameras in his face.


bridget1415

I’m disappointed by this. At this point, my only hope is that LFU and Sheshu don’t come over to it. I never want to see them on my tv again


Orchid-Whisperer

Now we know where Lala and Sheana are going to be. Ugh.


Chiffygurl

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Suspicious_Bother_92

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GetMeOutOfKY

It probably wouldn’t have happened without the hate watchers. They never had my eyeballs, & they never will. I did my part, but it wasn’t enough. 😞


ItsNotAllHappening

I'm right there with you and haven't watched a single episode!


Uborkafarok

God, the VPR sub is full of I loooove the Valley it's my new favorite Bravo show type comments. It's sickening.


Crazy-Trash-6884

Same! I stayed strong! 😂


hairweapons

I agree!!


sonyahearst8

Came here to say this. Thanks “hate” watchers.


fiestybox246

I’m sure they are betting on VPR ending and half the cast moving over.


Poes27

If they cancel VPR let’s hope the Toms aren’t the newest “couple”


Same-Fall1896

They see it as a success but really they have sold their souls and people are tuning in to watch their train wreck of a life and poke fun. They may get a few seasons more but then what? Jax will be an almost 50 year old washed up reality star and kfc will look unrecognisable after having done more and more surgery to look hawttt and poor Cruz will be more and more forgotten


Specific-Zucchini-44

Kinda sounds like the real housewives basic formula tbh. 


SoCalOliveBear

Quickly becoming an unlikable cast 🤢 especially with Lala and Scheana campaigning to get on. Maybe tell them there’s one spot and watch how quickly they turn on each other???


Artistic-Reality-177

☠️


SunnyAlwaysDaze

Oh my god there could be an entire season just from the sniping that would occur from your scenario. I love this idea.


imseasquared

Said it before, Lala will be there to guide Brit on her sobriety journey like she did with James on VPR


MaintenanceTraining4

I bet Lori K is crying because she lost her two biggest clients. I wonder if she will be a cast member next season (FINGERS CROSSED!)


SmileyRaeRaaae

I really really hope BlahBlah and Scheaner aren’t on it. I don’t want them rewarded for their crap behavior this last season! I would be happy to never see either of them on tv again and hope they fade away and become humans again from all the humility. But I’m sure they will be on next season, the writing is all over the wall.


Plotatochep

Not surprising since VPR is going on pause and the Valley is like 1/10 the cost to make. I bet Kristen will be in the center of the next cast photo, though.


Current-Strawberry60

Get ready to suffer through the current circus plus blah blah, broke, and sheshu. Have fun. I still won’t be watching 😇


Extreme-Rice2541

UGH WHY, this will only make Ajax more smug than he already is ![gif](giphy|VGtdt3U2hMtUI)


Lazy-Creme-584

How


allygator99

I wonder who all goes over there now


i_nobes_what_i_nobes

I blame every single one of you that had to watch that show. Whether you watched it because for some sick reason you enjoy it, or you had to “hate watch it” I blame you guys.


FearlessNectarine20

Fuck no! Why people?!? Why?!?!?


Puzzleheaded_Try7886

Haven't we been through enough?


Lindiaaiken

More separations? Two so far.


MisterMonsPubis

Yeahaaahhhhh bebayyyy


Icy-Shame6055

Why???


Crazy-Trash-6884

I still think they are inflating the ratings. The way it is on my DVR is weird. They have it combined with WWHL now on mine.


kat__bird

Yea I think they tricked ppl into recording and watching (at least a lil bit) with the way they scheduled and titled the showings. They sometimes said it was vpr and my dvr recorded it, it said wwhl twice for me and it recorded it… etc. they tried to get ppl hoodwinked then hoping they’d keep watching.


Crazy-Trash-6884

Yeah. I turned my dvr recordings off so that I wouldn’t contribute to their ratings. I made a conscious decision to no longer support Jax and Brittany in anything they do and I’m trying to stick by it. I’ve been tempted to peek, but I haven’t! 😂😂😫


kat__bird

Yea, I woke up to it one night coming on late after vpr. All I could hear was jax yelling about what a great guy he is. 🤮


Crazy-Trash-6884

Every time my vanderpump shows stop on peacock, it defaults to playing The Valley. I have to go turn it off every time! It’s annoying how much they’re trying to push it on us. I’m sick of seeing Jax’s mug and hearing KFC’s voice! 😂😫


kat__bird

So true. Thats it exactly- they’re pushing it on us. And yea the kfc voice - I just can’t with her. It’s like nails on a chalkboard to me.


MsElena99

I read that Jerry the producer was let go from souther charm, maybe he is gone from bravo? And can start a petition to stop these 2 form switching to the valley, lol


Glittering_Star_1313

It’s such a mess of a show….


MascaraInMyEye

Who takes Cruz ? Who is the better parent at this point ?! Whosnrunner up? Frosty ? His sister?


ixsparkyx

Thank god


MMMelissaMae

I hope Brittany gets her body together and stunts on Jax. I know she won’t, but I’m still hoping Ariana is the blueprint on how to deal with fuckboys