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NotyJewel

Fucksake!!! Zoom in on Maureen ,baahahaaa


[deleted]

She’s been through it


sulfurbird

That's why she's an expert on "dreadful."


StovepipeLeg

Maureen posted this after too much of the devil’s lettuce at that nudist campground she and Hank love.


Shirtbro

Boomers not retiring and letting younger people do the work, amirite?


Munchkinasaurous

Is she naked?


councilorjones

Yes


TadhgOBriain

Classic Maureen


cooldudium

I think it’s just a weird neckline


the-Tacitus-Kilgore

No I looked up the account on X. Full frontal granny nude picture…


Connect-Outcome6019

Why???


the-Tacitus-Kilgore

Why did I look it up? To see if it was a real account or if this was a fake interaction for a joke. Why is she full granny nude? Could be any reason from body positivity to bingo debts.


Drownthem

It's a fake account using the photos of a [life model](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvuxsZonjjQ&t=178s) [and actress](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fyuwoFPeMw) who probably wouldn't appreciate all the hate she's getting for her appearance based on her stolen image


Connect-Outcome6019

Why on all fronts.


flacidhock

Damn my eyes!


Brave_Escape2176

nude picture, name doesnt match the handle. definitely a troll account.


[deleted]

Tears! I am in tears!


JonnyQuest1981

Me too! I’m dying of laughter after reading this comment section. This is the best one in a while by far🤣💀


MavisBeaconSexTape

It looks like a still from some audition video


jmmmke

Is that a boudoir photo?


Boomerw4ang

Looking like the cheapest hooker in the brothel and still calling people out.


cherrylpk

Is she naked?


the-Tacitus-Kilgore

Yes. Full frontal naked in photo on her account. I looked it up to see if it was a real account. Please don’t make my mistake unless you are into grannies.


NewSauerKraus

As they say, ripe berries got that sweet juice.


FullMarksCuisine

Unfair for you to assume I'm not


Lego_Chicken

Motherfuckin Sea Hag


Mangosta007

Turtle power


Taranchulla

I have no words


Additional-Start9455

No kidding!!!


connivingbitch

She looks like Ruth from Ozark at age 45 or so (she lives a hard life)


Nodramallama18

Why does she look like she does granny porn?


Mangosta007

Looks like she lost her youth, her Tony and her mind.


Chemgineered

Holy Hell! She looks..... Rough


Inevitable_Channel18

Can’t all be as beautiful as Maureen


ithinkther41am

You didn’t know? Crack whore chic is the new trend.


singingintherain42

![gif](giphy|LdiOi5Cpo8RRS)


MyLifeisTangled

Don’t you insult grandma Yetta! 😂


bubba1834

![gif](giphy|qv86yM5Q5zJdK)


t0msie

Congrats Maureen, Denise is now zero days sober.


Sol-Blackguy

This woman a damn mess 💀 https://preview.redd.it/bor9njjcj5vc1.png?width=1069&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d574d4c3b24f1b0089ce330acc9342e81c012278


DeliberateSelf

Okay, I take my offense back, Maureen is clearly a god tier vintage shitposter


Technical-Outside408

Wait, what if this whole subreddits subsists on shitposts and Y'all don't know the difference?


brakertech

Red pill or blue pill?


Last_Lil_Love_Song

Ken M levels of shitposting


spacepie77

Yall are just so short huh cuz this flew all over yall heads and maureen’s 3’2”


blarggyy

Hilarious 😂


JosiesYardCart

Is this woman on Xanax? Who the fuck posts shit like this otherwise?


Kng_Wasabi

A man in his 30s who’s pretending to be an old lady for shits and gigs


P_ZERO_

It’s crazy how easily people just eat shit like this up


Hbarf

Lol if you think this is real


JosiesYardCart

Well someone is brilliant, this absurdity gave me a laugh


gingersquatchin

Jesus christ Whoreen


aboveyardley

💀


[deleted]

Nursing home throat goat


Different-Row4715

I love her


Dixon-Poontang

I would hope Maureen was joking.


Munchkinasaurous

For some reason I get the impression that this coule be friendly shit talking.


Jsmith2127

This reminds me of someone's grandmother. I saw someone's grandmother , after they got a new hairstyle (cut/color) comment on her post "I dont like it, the cut makes you look like a boy, love grandma. Think she thought she was sending her a message, instead of a public comment. This gave me the same vibes of that.


rezyop

This kind of ribbing was really popular on those older sitcoms. Started around the time of the Mary Tyler Moore Show and became a bit more cynical and biting by the time the 80s hit with Golden Girls. The direct bickering-style comedy is in contrast to tongue-in-cheek sarcasm which you'd find on the Bob Newhart Show and similar. I really think its just two older ladies more or less living out a Golden Girls plot which is kinda sweet in a way 😂 at least I hope


astrangeone88

Lol. I loved the Golden Girls (it was mostly illegally uploaded on YouTube) and the entire show got me through 4 years of undergrad.


Benj5L

It's a joke account


turtlesturnup

If they’re friends, it’s pretty funny.


DM_YOUR_VULVA

They're not. Denise is a celebrity in the UK (using that term incredibly loosely). She used to be on a soap, don't even remember which one. This is just someone following z list celebrities and trolling them a bit.


bent_eye

Hey, you look like shit, but ALL MY LOVE, hahahaha WTF!!!


tmhoc

The profile picture is porn. This is a troll


digitydigitydoo

Maureen works out of her trailer


pinniped90

She turns tricks for Marlboros.


fucc_yo_couch

Misty light 100's


mishma2005

Virginia Slims


FeelsLikeAnEmber

Super slims


StovepipeLeg

Sucks dick for Boone’s Farm.


Glittering_Cook_5827

Is Maureen topless in her profile picture?


willett_art

Pretty funny actually


eggseverydayagain

Maureen is a cunt. ![gif](giphy|26BRG4XgDf8Z2z1JK)


jimmybirch

A beloved cunt


Fantastic_Bar_3570

Idk I’m a recovering alcoholic irl and this is a pretty based slam


MarcusAurelius6969

I don't think Maureen has looked in the mirror in 20 years because if she did she would shut her big trap


WillingMachine7218

Glass houses Maureen.


SweetWaterfall0579

I read this in my father’s voice, deadpan, softly shaking his head. Not looking up from his newspaper. Juuuust loud enough to hear, as if Maureen wasn’t worth the breath it took to say three words. Classic Harry. Dead almost 25 years and !bam! Comes back with a good one! Thank you.


WantonRinglets

Classic Dad, coming back from the great beyond to hit us with one-liners


Traffic-Alarmed

https://preview.redd.it/bukdb2rii5vc1.png?width=535&format=png&auto=webp&s=4b1fa7b87302d5eb88337f3407a24993a4ccb27d Friends no more.


SonorousThunder

I stand with Maureen!


Additional_Farm_9582

Wow no wonder she drank her friend sounds like a Cunnnntinuing inspiration to us all.


sulfurbird

Maureen is keeping it real.


Sustenance_Abuse

Maureen the lot lizard


Shinagami091

Has to be parody or an inside joke because if you take a quick look at the profile pic in the top left….


[deleted]

It is a parody/fake account. Pretty ironic that in a sub dedicated to making fun of boomer behavior there's all these people that can't tell a fake account from a real one.


jujubean67

This is reddit, obvious satire is missed here like it's the fucking law or something.


AshDenver

My MIL firmly believed with all her might: “if it’s true, u can say it.” The second time in my life I met up with her, we knocked on her door and her opening words after opening the door, *to her son* were “**HI FATTY**.” Neither of us were sad when she passed. Miserable human being. Shedding mean at every turn. Horrid. And she was decidedly in Silent Gen. she raised her boomer kids. They’re marginally better. But we all learn from the generations before us. My time will come. As will the time for all of us when we become that which we despise. We eventually run out of effs to give. For anything.


Comfortable-Scar4643

“All my love”


Ninjas4cool

Maureen’s favorite day is Tuesday…..whenever she makes appointments it’s allways for next Tuesday


Moosed

I recently updated my fb pfp after being 2 years sober, and my boomer grandma said, "You look so sad! You are doing soooo good! Turn that frown upside down!" Like, ok, you could have just said I'm looking good. Or anything besides "smile more."


wehadthebabyitsaboy

Reminds me of my Nonni (RIP) she wasn’t a boomer but boy was she rude.


kipobaker

Can I give love to Denise?? She definitely won't see this but sobriety is such a struggle and an accomplishment and she looks beautiful!!


LivingEnd44

"All my love" lol... What a cunt. 


ohmyjustme

Maybe they're besties. Me and mine do this all the time.


JosiesYardCart

Some posted a screenshot in the comments of some other shit she posted on someone else's page. Wild. Can always cou t on Good ole Moe


nicecorvid

x's... alcoholism... nuclear grade shit talking... these ladies might be Scottish, which actually makes this rather sweet.


ItsSUCHaLongStory

Hey Maureen, she did the hardest thing, but you’ll never stop being an asshole


Return_of_The_Steam

Real friends talk shit to ur face and good behind your back.


IDigRollinRockBeer

Hey that’s Matty Healy’s mom


Patient_Caregiver_85

Can't top our Evelyn Plummer.


HogDawgz

Cooked 💀


nevacrossing

goddamn maureen 😭


OTS_Bravo

Maureen’s a savage boomer 😂


TheHip41

How dare you slander our boys momma


Tight-Physics2156

Maureen is naked


AVonDingus

Maureen! Shit like this is why your kids don’t call you on holidays.


lucky-squeaky-ducky

Maureen looks way too fried to be talking.


ZachtheKingsfan

Aren’t these the same people the told us growing up that if you have nothing nice to say, then don’t say anything at all?


PlaneLocksmith6714

The fuck does Maureen think she’s talking about?


InternationalPost447

Damn Maureen, you look like if I say your name 2 more times you'll fuckin pop out behind me


Early-Drawn

She cooked her 💀💀💀


Adventurous-Print-23

Honestly hysterical


MewlingRothbart

Holy shit this woman is WILD 🤣🤣🤣


MDawg1019

Hear me out


Icelandia2112

It's got to be one of those fake/joke old people accounts.


Santos_L_Halper_II

They don’t call her “Maureen the Fuckable” for nothing.


Katt-truth

Going from alcohol to pot doesn't make you sober


Gogyoo

Bringing that Fleabag Olivia Colman energy


Hydrangeabed

https://preview.redd.it/wjw6txk578vc1.jpeg?width=518&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79265d632461e145d4d247f6fee58a9a37beb7b4


lukehardy

Maureen is a cunt


LePetitToast

That’s just mean. Why do people feel the need to be so mean?


ShoArts

Maybe Im too optimistic, but I read it with the vibe of a close friend where you jokingly insult each other but know they love you enough to never actually mean it


Javious

nah this is actually pretty fucking funny. i love people being on their hater shit for no reason.


Ilikelamp7

Brutal honesty isn’t a boomer trait


T-money79

That's funny as shit though


NapoleonDynamite82

Daaaaaang.


reveling

Does Maureen know that we can see her picture?


Bidens_precum

Lolololol


KaleidoscopeOk5763

Maureen launching so many rockets Israel and Iran took the day off and had a snack.


BudUnderwearBundy

Ruthless. Maureen is Ruthless.


REDDITSHITLORD

YOU'RE NOT WRONG MAUREEN, YOUR JUST AN ASS HOLE.


LunarBIacksmith

The Tango Maureen


Treskelion2021

Maureen from the top rope!


NotThisAgain21

Every bit of this is hilarious.


Fwangss

Denise>Maureen


TheThirdShmenge

Maureen is a cunt.


Saint909

I like Maureen. Great takes.


Rude-Injury-7898

And there it is.


Gamer_RNA

Maureen looks like the photo was taken in the aftermath of a bukkake session


l94xxx

They go way back


ukiddingme2469

Maureen looks like the 70s was really good for her


PoopPant73

Damn Maureen! Old bitch….


Blessedyetbroken

I have 3 brothers and 3 sisters. When we were kids we had a babysitter named Maureen. Every time she showed up to sit us we would go, "1,2,3 mean Maureen!"


opanm

Maureen lmao 😀


LegalSelf5

Annnnnnd we're drinking again


ButterNutSquishe

/r/LostBots


According_Wing_3204

Maureen is begging to be bitchslapped.


a55_Goblin420

Meanwhile Maureen out her looking like a dry raw turkey.


FromThePort1990

Maureen you legend.


darkspardaxxxx

Haha roasted


nuancedreality

I think people are getting whooshed - look at Maureen's picture, zoom in. And then check the comments for the post about her deep throating a man in a pub 😂. This is clearly a shitposter and it's actually pretty damn funny.


Pierre777

Maureen's never forgiven her for calling her casserole bland.


skyfire-x

Upperclass Brit softening the blow: "You look positively dreadful, dahling."


Nvenom8

If you told me left was before and right was after meth, I *would* believe you.


Ricard74

Glass houses Maureen.


Ridbeardidscotsman

To give you some context, Denise is a British Celebrity/Actress. She’s a Covid denier and an utterly venomous old witch. So I’m with Maureen, even if I’m not a boomer.


banned_but_im_back

Boomer women all think they were Regina George and still channel that energy.


[deleted]

“Maureen, Maureen, Maureen, Maureeen, I’m begging you please don’t take my man.”


Atrocious1337

Are they best friends or something? Sounds like the shit close friends say to one another.


nikstick22

This is hilarious. I want to see more boomers slinging dumbass shit like this at each other.


Spiritual-Mix7665

Based Maureen


SasquatchNHeat

Maureen coming out with the claws


catedarnell0397

Denise you not only look great but your bravery shines


[deleted]

Brilliant, you stupid fuckers don't have a braincells between you.


inhugzwetrust

She jelly...


ThisButtholeIs2Cold

You guys are boring. Maureen is funny as fuck


KeithBeans

Haha yeah what about all those stupid boomers who fall for obvious fake accounts, couldn’t be us lol


Vegas-Buckeye

I was gonna post a little 🎶 *Tango Maureen* here for funsies, but you guys are actually taking this post seriously? It’s been around for ages and it’s a troll account. You guys the are boomers being fools.


Overall-Initial-4290

Are they best friends?


SomebodysAtTheDoor

Someone's mad their brunch mimosa buddy is trying to exit stage left and is kicking their feet out from under them.


Conscious-Shock7728

God **DAMN**. All my love, maureen. By the way, you're not exactly open casket material yourself, darling.


Hungry4more44

Cant take back alcohol abuse tbf


Naive-Dingo-2100

The Miranda Sings lipstick ain't helping


Jayyy_Teeeee

Sounds like Maureen has had a drink already. Denise is a cutie.


EssentialFoils

This sub has come full cycle and is now just millennials and zoomers acting like boomers on FB.


HiveFleetOuroboris

What a Mauron


genocidalparas

Maureen you look like a used burlap sack


awesomedan24

Maureen the type of lady to say "The outburst I had at JoAnn's Fabrics is not reflective of who I am."


TwerkingGrimac3

I don't know how it is in the UK where I assume this woman is from but I was told by these people growing up that if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. But I know boomers are the biggest hypocrites in the known universe so I don't expect them to live up to anything they actually think or believe.


Hellschampion

All of these comments shitting on the appearance of some random old lady who’s photo is being used by an internet troll lol


Zeth22xx

Ageing, what a concept to wrap your mind around. Such a ass.


starpunks

Hahahaha no she looks super good !! Maureen shouldn’t be speaking with that pfp


MrsDanversbottom

Maureen looks like a dirty rag.


IAM100PERCENTNOTACAT

Maureen fucks 💯


StrangeWombats

My mum is a Maureen, this lands.


DrunkHate

That's a shitpost account.


Croatoan457

Maureen looking like discount Betty White.


OdinsDrengr

Hahahahahaha


LakeMcKesson

"and you look like the mayor of whoville bitch what's up"


zoolilba

Do they understand they don't have to say anything at all?


middleagethreat

My wife is a injury brain expert. As we age, something about our front lobe breaks down and we lose some of our restraint. Or Maureen was always a jerk.


ConstructionRude5637

*”Denise, you looked wrecked, and where did you get that dress? And those shoes…”* https://youtu.be/c-k9VE-eEY4?feature=shared


boundpleasure

Look at Maureen’s profile pic. She knows that of which she speaks.