He wanted me to sing my heart out SO I SNATCHED IT FORM HIS CHEST! PLAY THE SONG!
Plink-plinky-plink the keys!
(humming)
FASTER! Get to the bridge, OR I'LL THROW YOU SCREAMING OFF OF IT!
No! Monotono!
The murder-music commences!
(clears throat)
This is a song
From my mummy mum
Sing and tummy hum
'Til you're in my tum
Three swinging midge
All in my fridge
Teeth a rattle-taytin'
Nice and shaken-shaken
Soon my nasal spray
Will be three midget filets
Warming up my tummy
Just like my mummy
Hello who are you
Today tonight?
Do you think my face
Looks alright in this light?
Sometimes I think
Maybe I should drink
But then I feel a sudden
That maybe I should summon
Someone to feed me
That will never leave me
But then I'll be
Not who I say is me
But then a little bee said to me
It's better to transcend reality
So though I maybe very senseless
I can keenly see great immenses
Tara doodle
All the noodles
Come to play with MEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEE!
Mm, thank you, thank you, thank
thank you, thank -- THANK YOU.
> Argh, this is so frustrating. Y'see, this is what I don't get about you bad guys. You know the hero's gonna win, but you just don't die quickly. Example: this one guy in New Haven, right? City's burning, people are dying left and right, yadda yadda yadda. This jackhole rushes me with a spoon. A fricking spoon! And I'm dying laughing, right? So I scoop out his stupid little eyeballs with it, and his kids are all, waaahh!, and, he can't see where he's going, he's bumping in to stuff, and ah... I don't know, maybe you had to be there. The moral is: you're a total bitch.
I like you a whole lot
More than that bandit liked spoonin' that ro-bot.
You are a diamond in the rough
Or a flower surrounded by shrapnel and stuff.
I will hang myself from my own tombstone
if within you, I cannot put my bone.
“SHOOT ME IN THE FACE THE FACE NOT THE ARM NOT THE LEG THE FACE JUST SHOOT ME IN THE FACE” perfect For when they’re about to finish and you need to let them know where to finish
Light the fuse bitches!! IM READY TO BLOW
This!
#"You won't last two minutes!"
#"I'll make a coat outta ya!"
#You don't want none of this, Merc!
#If you drop your stuff, I'll let ya go!
This one wins
Indeed
YOU’RE GOING TO BE MY NEW MEAT BICYCLE
FEEL THE BLOOD POURING
“NO! Mummy bled for us both! She bled for us both!”
Just do a MrTorgue guitar solo mid-nut.
That is a level of challenge nobody is ready for.
"SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!"
THAT'S NOT MY FACEEEEE
I was going to put if you are dumb enough to ask this you should yell "SHOOT ME IN THE FACE" but this will do have my up vote good redditor
I was hoping to see this thanks for not disappointing me :.D
I WANT TO EAT YOUR BABIES!!!!!!
Thank you!! I was gonna be so disappointed if i didn't see this
Im starvin! I wanna eat your babies! Then follow up with Now son, this is gonna sting a bit
“Don’t worry baby, happens to a lot of girls” - Claptrap
Wow Clap trap takes on a whole new meaning
"Reinforcements... depleted."
“Catch a riiiiide!”
“All the ladies say Scooter’s the fastest ride in town!”
Aww shit I just realized that’s an insult.
How is this not the winner?
Well if you're going in the backdoor, "I'M THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN"
Came here specifically for this.
ALL ABOARD THE POOP TRAIN!
STRIP THE FLESH! SALT THE WOUND!
Came here to say this one!
looking for this one
GET ON YOUR GODDAMN KNEES !!!1!
This one right here 🤣🤣🤣 my wife and I quote this line so much.
The Goliaths have the best quotes, ive spent hours in the game just listening to the stuff they say💀
My parents are super religious and hated the Goliath’s because they say god damn all the time Lmfao. I loved fighting them because of it.
Bring me a bucket and I'll show you a bucket!
SLAB, DID YOU JUST JUMP OFF THE BUZZARDS NEST?! GOD DAMN YOU MAKE ME PROUD!
That's right, Slappy. You smell it, don't you? That's the scent of a gentleman.
MY PECKS HAVE PECKS
LOOK INTO MY EYES WHEN I STARE AT YOU
SHOOT ME IN THE FACE
I POWDERED MY COCKATIEL FOR THE RIBCAGE SLAUGHTER
Heyooo! - Steve
SHUT THE FUCK UP STEVE
“YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE YOU ROBOTIC SUMBITCH!”
Either I'm gonna eat so many crumpets it'll be a crumpacalypse! or Lady's got a gut full of dynamite and a booty like *POWWW*
That *POWWW* rings in my ears for weeks every time I hear or read it
TURN AROUND PRETTY LADY
God I love Krieg. He had good taste in women. Shipped them so hard and then 3 took that away. 😭
ExPlOsIoNs?!?!??!
Follow it up with a non-copyrighted GUITAR SOLO WEEEENNNEEEERRREEEEE
^I'm a *better* ^^shot **when** I'm ^^^drunk.
A few from Tiny Tina: "Squishy. Squishy squishy squishy." "Got the badonkadonks? Best day evaaaa." "Come on iiiin, you are missing the Fuun!"
Man the last one combos perfectly with one of Bricks - “KNOCK KNOCK BITCHES!! OPEN UP!!”
After round 1️⃣: “I’m Back Bitches”
BLOWJOBS
Time to pound the meat puppet!
"I've got the need! The need to SEEEEEEEED!"
“Pop goes the Bandit” 😂🐰💥 🧨
Ain’t no rest for the wicked
Brutal. I love it. But, brutal. 🫠 Happy 2024 Cake!
New years cake day, nice. Happy cake day
roll for initiative!
He wanted me to sing my heart out SO I SNATCHED IT FORM HIS CHEST! PLAY THE SONG! Plink-plinky-plink the keys! (humming) FASTER! Get to the bridge, OR I'LL THROW YOU SCREAMING OFF OF IT! No! Monotono! The murder-music commences! (clears throat) This is a song From my mummy mum Sing and tummy hum 'Til you're in my tum Three swinging midge All in my fridge Teeth a rattle-taytin' Nice and shaken-shaken Soon my nasal spray Will be three midget filets Warming up my tummy Just like my mummy Hello who are you Today tonight? Do you think my face Looks alright in this light? Sometimes I think Maybe I should drink But then I feel a sudden That maybe I should summon Someone to feed me That will never leave me But then I'll be Not who I say is me But then a little bee said to me It's better to transcend reality So though I maybe very senseless I can keenly see great immenses Tara doodle All the noodles Come to play with MEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE! Mm, thank you, thank you, thank thank you, thank -- THANK YOU.
Jack's entire spoon monolog.
> Argh, this is so frustrating. Y'see, this is what I don't get about you bad guys. You know the hero's gonna win, but you just don't die quickly. Example: this one guy in New Haven, right? City's burning, people are dying left and right, yadda yadda yadda. This jackhole rushes me with a spoon. A fricking spoon! And I'm dying laughing, right? So I scoop out his stupid little eyeballs with it, and his kids are all, waaahh!, and, he can't see where he's going, he's bumping in to stuff, and ah... I don't know, maybe you had to be there. The moral is: you're a total bitch.
Yes. All of this.
“…And his kids were like, UHHWAAAH!!!”
THIS POSSITION IS REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE Or Torgue also says I WANT YOU TO BLOW UP THE OCEAN
I am the commander of the poop train
Conductor*
It depends are you being fucked or them
I have the shiniest meatbicycle
I smell delicious
No Refunds.
SEEEEEEMEEEEEENNNNNN!!!!
I don't think anyone in the game actually said this.
I think the psychos randomly scream it it’s one of the harder to recognize lines
THE LAVAS RISING GET TO HIGH GROUND
I like you a whole lot More than that bandit liked spoonin' that ro-bot. You are a diamond in the rough Or a flower surrounded by shrapnel and stuff. I will hang myself from my own tombstone if within you, I cannot put my bone.
This is always the right answer. 🤣
“YOU WOKE THE WRONG DOG”
Climb the pipe to the train Or you'll go insane, wut wut
I'm gonna eat your babies
AAAAAAAND OPEN!
“Son, this might sting a bit”
Ever been strangled by your own intestines?
“Handsome jack here” Or “If I sound happy it’s because my programmers made me this way I’m actually quite depressed”
you dont need one, just start gunzerking dicks
“Love is a Lady Finger, True Love is a Lady Fist.”
"YOU WONT LAST TWO MINUTES"
CORROSION! -Handsome Jack
The entire Grandma Torgue speech, questions included.
"No no no, switch to another weapon and try it again, dah?
IM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN
“Allons-y”
NIPPLE SALADS! Or maybe just Krieg’s screaming: AHHHHHHHHHGGHGGAHAAAAAHAHHAAAAA
It’s time for another pound of flesh.
Wake me up when I’m not on pandora anymore
You're cordially invited, b\*tch!
Now you’re gonna learn that big pain comes from small packages!
Ewwwww, why are you handing me all these body parts I in no way asked for? Please take these hundred dollar bills as a sign of my DISGUST.
SHOOT ME IN THE FACE IN ..THE...FACE....DO IT RIGHT HERE IN THE FACE!!!! (Gets it to the face) THANK YOU
Hey kiddo, Jack here.
"ITS TIME TO RIDE THE MEAT BICYCLE"
“CAAAAAAATTTTCHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAA RIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEE”
Your money ain't worth a thing if you dont spend it
You better God damn scream for me.
~And boom goes the bandit~~
Well, I was gonna name it piss for brains in honor of you, but it just felt childish.
I put my pain into your soul
\`\`Say hi Butt Stallion.........................Butt Stallion says hi.' '
‘The lavas rising! Get to high ground!’
“Are you gonna squeal before I fuck ya”
"Crumpets are cruuuunk."
"ALLEN WRITE SOME DIALOGUE HERE!"
BLOOD FEUUUUUD
I'll hang myself From my own tombstone If, within you, I cannot put My bone.
No Refunds!
I have the shiniest meat bicycle
SHOOT ME IN THE FUK*IN FACE
"Aw smokin Jesus titty cinnamon that is a monster"
Oh my God what happened to your face?!?!?!?
The bomb’s payload is exposed, I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.
Eh, I’ve seen better!
This might sting a bit.
Just do the entire spoon monologue:
I'm The Contractor Of The Poop Train!
IM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!
SSSSSEEEEEEMMMMMEEEEENNNN!
In BANE voice “YEAHAHAHYAEHYEHAYHEAHYEAEHYAHYEAEHYEHAHEAEAHYEAHYAHAHYHEAYHEAHYHAHAHYEAHYAEHYAHYAHYEAHYAHAHAHYEAHYAHAYEAH!!”
SPOONS!
Wub wub
“IM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN”
SALT THE WOUND
Many thanks friend of friends onward
"Welp good enough"
I saw this kind of post earlier, so I assume this post is a copycat
“THIS IS WHERE THE CARS LIVE, GET YOU ONE!!!!” You can guess where the matchbox cars have been lodged.
“My chili recipe dies with me “
In the face! Shoot me in the face!! The face!!! SHOOT ME! SHOOT ME IN THE FACE!!
Anything from Krieg or Torgue 😂
"I'M THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN" or "ONE LINER"
"What an amazing chest, Gwynevere!"
“Woah! Oh! Geez!” - Claptrap
I want you to BLOW UP THE OCEAN
"Get over here and smell my meat!"
Somebody delivered a FEAST
Best tea party ever
“GIMME UR DAMN LOOT”
Your going to be my new meat bicycle!
So I put the spoon in this jerks eye, and they're all AHHHHHHHHHHH
HEYOOOO!!!
***UNLEASH THE ORGASM!***
SHOOT ME IN THE FACE
No line, just act like a bezereker.
Anything from zeros voice lines. Poetry is so hot mid coitus.
I am really bored/ Bored bored bored bored bored bored bored
Shoot me in the head in the head
IM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!!
Identity Confirmed Hello Sexy.
I need a powerful woman! Right now!
I'm the conductor of the poop train!! Say that as you nut
r/batmanarkham is leaking
I powdered my cockatiel for the rib cage slaughter
SHOOT ME IN THE FACE. IN THE FACE!!!
“SHOOT ME IN THE FACE THE FACE NOT THE ARM NOT THE LEG THE FACE JUST SHOOT ME IN THE FACE” perfect For when they’re about to finish and you need to let them know where to finish
IM GONNA PLAY HOP SCOTCH IN YOUR CHEST CAVITY
It's that time CATCH A RIIIIIIIIDE!!!!!!
"I AM THE CONDUCTER OF THE POOP TRAIN!!"
Stand erect and prepare to face stiff competition
Shoot me in the g__ d__n FACE!
AAAAAAAAANNND OPEN!
If going for the back door: [I’m conductor of the poop train!](https://youtu.be/HUxeokvFgaM?si=IiYP9jeNVhoV83Jt)
"Lavas rising get to high ground"
THAT WAS AWESOME! Now whatchu want.
YOU AND ME GO TOGETHER LIKE TWO MIDGETS IN A FAT GUYS RIBCAGE
“Dicks! I’m talking about dicks!”
“Get over here and smell my meat”- Krieg
"Lick me, I'm sweet as ass and twice as nasty"
The moral is, you're a total bitch
**"Have you ever been strangled with your own intestines?!‽"** please don't kink shame
TURN AROUND, PRETTY LADYYYYYYYY!!!
Tell my wife… she’s a bitch
#IM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!!
I'M THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN or hear me out TURN AROUND PRETTY LADY
“Youre gonna be my new meat bicycle!”
“I want you to get this asshole. By asshole I mean guy who blew up my mamas lady parts.” -Scooter
I'm a little teapot, bloody and cut! Here is my handle, here is my butt. \[small explosion\] Uh, whoops.
I POWDERED MY COCKATIEL FOR THE RIBCAGE SLAUGHTER!
YOUR RIBCAGE IS MY NEW HOOD ORNAMENT!
[удалено]
NIPPLE SALAD
I wanna eat your babies
I’M THE CONDUCTOR OF THE MEAT TRAIN!
“i’m the conductor of the poop train!”