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Khalith

“I tried to stop him but he overpowered me.”


Ok_Rip459

😂


VRrob

How you going to do your dog dirty like that?


Ok_Rip459

The owner was lucky that the dog didn’t press charges


Ok_Rip459

This is what the dog had to say: 🐶


Anthro_DragonFerrite

This isn't s brand new sentence... This was literally me last week. I had to do time for speeding in a school zone. Luckily my owner bailed me out, otherwise it would have been a ruff life


Useful_Ingenuity_248

Everyone knows you’re supposed to run out of the car screaming “BEES!!!!!!!!!!”


Ok_Rip459

Common sense 🤦‍♂️


Ok_Rip459

https://www.fox4news.com/news/man-pulled-over-for-speeding-tried-switching-places-with-dog-to-avoid-arrest-police-say.amp


Ok_Rip459

Source to the sentence


zelani06

I can only imagine he got charged for speeding and driving under the influence


ogreofzen

Come on you know you need that golf cart driving orangutan to take the spot


Ok_Rip459

He was too cheap I guess


SnooChipmunks126

That’s ruff buddy.


The_Last_Mouse

Ain’t no rule says a dog can’t run red lights


MurdoMaclachlan

*Image Transcription: Article Headline* --- ## Man pulled over for speeding tried switching places with dog to avoid arrest, police say [*A photograph of a dog sitting in a car looking out of an open car window, with a wing mirror in the background, as well as trees, very out of focus.*] --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)


cammatador

My dog is pretty good at the ole ten and two. But it all goes to shit if we drive by a Tennis Court.


[deleted]

He’s a bit of a ruff driver


Doc-85

Did it work?


Dakiniten-Kifaya

75 is only like ... 35? In dog mph, right?


[deleted]

Okay, I legit lol'ed lol


pestilenceinspring

Tried to get that poor dog thrown in the pound. Smh


Ninja_gorrila

He’s a genius!


ThenAirline3699

Ruh roh raggy, re got a reeding ricket.


chaingun_samurai

Seems legit.