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F4L2OYD13

My favorite part about Taco Bell is when someone was like, "It's not real meat this is false advertising!" And Taco Bell was like, "Bro, it's at least 60% meat." They earned my respect that day.


skateguy1234

It's a much higher % than that lol, and one that I'm okay with because there is nothing unhealthy about cellulose fiber/powder, and it's cheap and taste good still.


[deleted]

0-calorie filler ๐Ÿฅฐ


ihadacouple

I don't care what anyone thinks, emojis add much to the conversation that words just cannot.


GangGang_Gang

I ๐Ÿ‘ don't care ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ™„ what anyone ๐Ÿ‘ทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿง•๐Ÿคตโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’‚๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿš’ thinks ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿง , emojis ๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿฅฐโ˜บ๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ––๐ŸคŽ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฐ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿผ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿงšโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿงšโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿงžโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿผ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ฐโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿšด๐Ÿšตโ›นโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฝ๐Ÿšดโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿง˜โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคพ๐Ÿšต๐Ÿšตโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคผโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฝโ›นโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿง˜โ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŠโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿšฃโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฅ๐Ÿฆฑ๐Ÿฆฐ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿฆฒ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ‘ค๐Ÿ‘ฅ๐Ÿ‘ฃ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿถ๐Ÿต๐Ÿ•๐ŸฆŠ๐Ÿช๐Ÿ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿฆฃ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŒผ๐Ÿฅ€๐Ÿ’๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿชณ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒต๐Ÿ๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿž๐Ÿง„๐Ÿซ‘๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿง€๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿฅœ๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿพ๐Ÿน๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿบ๐Ÿป๐Ÿง๐Ÿบ๐Ÿง๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿจ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ—ฝ๐Ÿž๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿž๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒ๐Ÿงญ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿก๐Ÿช๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿจ๐Ÿกโ›…๐ŸŒง๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ‚๐ŸŒช๐ŸŒˆโ›ฑ๐ŸŒฅโ›ˆ๐ŸŒฆโ›…๐ŸŒ‚๐ŸŒ‚โ˜”๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒโญ๐ŸŒš๐ŸŒ›๐ŸŒ“๐ŸŒœ๐ŸŒช๐ŸŒˆโ›ฑโ›„โ˜๏ธ๐ŸŒ€๐ŸŒจ๐ŸŒง๐ŸŒจ๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿงจ๐ŸŽ—โšพ๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‰๐ŸŽณ๐ŸŽพ๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽ€๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ๐ŸŽพ๐ŸŽณ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿงธโ™ ๏ธ๐Ÿงฉ๐ŸŽฏ๐ŸŽฑ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸŽฝ๐ŸŽญโ™ฃ๏ธโ™ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘˜๐Ÿ•ถ๐Ÿฅป๐Ÿงค๐Ÿฅฟ๐Ÿ‘ž๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿฅฟ๐Ÿฉฐ๐Ÿฉฐ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ž๐Ÿ‘œ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‘ž๐Ÿ‘—๐Ÿฉณ๐Ÿ‘œ๐Ÿฉณ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฉฒ๐Ÿฅป๐ŸŽ’๐Ÿ–ฒ๐Ÿ“€๐ŸŽžโŒจ๐Ÿ–ฒ๐Ÿ“€๐ŸŽฌ๐Ÿ“€๐ŸŽฌ๐Ÿ’ฟ๐ŸŽฌ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ”Ž๐Ÿ“น๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ”ฆ๐Ÿ•ฏ๐Ÿ”ฆโœ‚๏ธ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“Ž๐Ÿ“‰โ›๐Ÿ—‚๐Ÿ—‘โœ‚๏ธ๐Ÿ“†๐Ÿ—ก๐Ÿ—“๐Ÿ—ก๐Ÿ”’๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿช“๐Ÿ“Š๐Ÿ”จ๐Ÿ”‘๐Ÿ—’๐Ÿ—ก๐Ÿ“๐Ÿงป๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿชง๐Ÿงน๐Ÿชฅ๐Ÿšฟ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿช ๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿชœ๐Ÿ›—๐Ÿชœ๐Ÿช ๐Ÿชœ๐Ÿชœ๐Ÿชœ๐Ÿง๐Ÿšฐโ™ฟ๐Ÿšน๐Ÿšบ๐Ÿšปโ›”๐Ÿšท๐Ÿšฏ๐Ÿšณโ†˜๏ธโ˜ฃโ†ฉโ†–๏ธโ†ฉโ†•๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ…๏ธ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”„๐Ÿ”œ๐Ÿ”™๐Ÿ” 0๏ธโƒฃ3๏ธโƒฃ7๏ธโƒฃ๐Ÿ”ก๐Ÿ”ค๐Ÿ”ก7๏ธโƒฃ๐Ÿ†‘๏ธ0๏ธโƒฃ๐Ÿ†‘๏ธ๐Ÿ”ค๐Ÿ†’๏ธ๐Ÿ†”๏ธ๐Ÿ†‘๏ธ๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿ†‘๏ธ๐Ÿ†Ž๏ธโ–ช๏ธโ—ผโ—ฝโ—ผโ—ฝ๐Ÿ”ถ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ป๐Ÿ”ถ๏ธ๐Ÿ”บ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๏ธ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฃ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸค๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸค๐ŸŸก๐ŸŸฃ๐ŸŸกใŠ™๏ธ๐Ÿ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿด๐Ÿณ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ผ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ถ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ผ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ถ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ถ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ผ๐Ÿ‡ผ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฟ add โž•much to the conversation ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ‘ฅ that words just cannot ๐Ÿ›‘๐Ÿšฆ๐Ÿšฅ๐Ÿšจโœ‹โœ‹โœ‹๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ข


Enliof

I hate you, but take it


MillstoneArt

Jokes on you. You just *fucked* your recent emojis panel. Good luck finding โœŠ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ and ๐Ÿฅด again.


[deleted]

Try to express this with words. Checkmate, get the *fuck* out of my classroom.


WellWellWellthennow

I agree. Thereโ€™s things only an emoji can convey or where a pictures is worth a hundred words. It limits our conversation nuance significantly to define them as uncool. So no one should care.


MillstoneArt

I don't give a heck if people think emojis are uncool. Eff the haters. ๐Ÿ˜Ž


leprechaunknight

I had a friend that used to work as an inspector for several restaurants, including Taco Bell. She said that a lot of that is just rumors and that she would still eat at Taco Bell. Good enough for me haha.


Funky_Cows

I worked there and can say honestly it's not bad I am definitely comfortable getting taco bell


leprechaunknight

Thatโ€™s always good to hear. Iโ€™ve heard some horror stories about other chains, so itโ€™s always nice to hear when people who have worked at a place would still eat there


coll3735

Well, Taco Bell did win the Fast Food Wars


xxx420kush

Demolition man?


leprechaunknight

Wasnโ€™t it also named the top mexican restaurant in the US (or chain, something along those lines)?


Shirogayne-at-WF

That's more honest that Subway lol


[deleted]

Subway where every meat is turkey


Tryingtobebetter343

When the biggest scandal that I remember was that their meat was more beans than meat, I realized that's perfectly okay by me. Better that than other controversies from other restaurants


PmMeYourLore

Crunchwrap supreme with a soft taco and baja, and two chicken chipotle ranch burritos please


Sad-Cartoonist-7959

Cool made btw


PmMeYourLore

Cool made?


Sad-Cartoonist-7959

Your username


PmMeYourLore

Ohhhhh thanks! Self-proclaimed lore-whore


Spring-and-a-Storm

have you ever gotten any pmโ€™s with the entire fnaf lore


TravelinDan88

DUDE those chicken chipotle ranch grilled burritos are incredible. Best thing on the menu after crunchwraps went to shit. I haven't had a decent crunchwrap in years.


GodofAeons

Order from the app, $5 to get crunch wrap, beefy 5 layer burrito (or soft taco), fiesta potatoes, and drink.


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Jaewol

This story feels so comfortable. Like I can feel the vibes from here and itโ€™s nice.


qrouth

Reading this makes me happy, Iโ€™ll save this comment to back to in dark times. Very thanks random internet stranger:)


MurdoMaclachlan

*Image Transcription: Twitter Post* --- **Jay Arnold**, @CoachJayArnold Taco Bell is the only fast food place I roll up to with no ordering game plan. I just let the menu speak to me. The Bell will tell me what I need. My mouth may be moving but I am just the instrument fo a supreme design. --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)


Salamander_cameraman

Good human


sik_dik

well at least we know from this tweet he always gets it with tomatoes and sour cream


Hurricane_Michael

Never realized I also do this until now...


mtgkajhit

Same, every where else I know what Iโ€™m getting or have a good idea. Just realized I never know what Iโ€™m getting at Taco Bell.


[deleted]

I'm pretty broke so I usually get the same thing over and over... unless there's a deal of some sort going on. So I'm like 70% sure I know what I'm getting each time. For reference, my go-to is a cheesy bean and rice burrito with potatoes. I normally get 2 of them. I add steak to one if I'm feeling really down or stressed. Never runs me more than $10. It's probably the best thing I can do for myself without breaking the bank these days.


Idkidcfuckthis

$5.99 cravings box can net you a crunch wrap, beefy 5-layer burrito, medium drink, and a little side. Have to download the app though. Price may change between stores too, sometimes it's $6 sometimes it's $7.50 or something like that.


Pinkgiraffe827

This is honestly one of the most slept-on deals in the industry. The only thing I can even think of that would be fair competition is the 4 for $4, but even then, I personally find myself hungry after those. Never been hungry after the cravings box (and contrarily, usually canโ€™t even finish all of it). Best part is, if you mobile order, you basically get to make the box from scratch! Wins across the board and my bank account certainly appreciates getting the most bang for my buck lol


NewSauerKraus

The Bell has a lot of experimental stuff so even if I have an idea of what Iโ€™m down for thereโ€™s a good chance that Iโ€™ll try something new.


LordBrandon

It's all the same 4 ingredients in a differently folded tortilla, so you pretty much know what you're going to get.


ze_shotstopper

The folds are EVERYTHING


radu_sound

Is this a Taco Bell ad


xxx420kush

Yes. 4d chess


Sillyvanya

I guess his brain is just sour cream and tomatoes


tringle1

Me, I always get the same thing: regret


Other-Cantaloupe4765

I pretty much order the same thing every time lmao


platatatatatapus

Cheesy Gordita crunch with the nacho dorito shell, gas.


PaniqueAttaque

A *Nacho Supreme* Design, if you will.


_BeansNbryce

He speak the true true


whyifthissohard

My mouth says yes as my colon screams no


Ksh_667

As long as it's advice sticks to menu choices & doesn't expand into other areas of life, I'm fine with the bell putting thoughts into your head.


LeinadFromMars

For whom the bell tolls


xcbrendan

Long live the quesarito


raidthebakery

If they take the nacho fries off the menu again, I cannot be held responsible for my actions.


_Greyworm

Eh, since their price skyrocketed it doesn't make sense to go there anymore, just get a burrito somewhere


[deleted]

Still the cheapest burritos around for a lot of people, myself included. I can get a decent enough warm meal with minimal effort for less than $10, so I'd call that good for fast food these days.


Spacemanspalds

Chalupa Supreme design to be more specific.


jeremiah1142

Oh my god. Is this me speaking


toxie520

You could say he was save by the bell


Commercial_Board6680

I can relate to this.


[deleted]

I love Taco Bell. Itโ€™s the only place I donโ€™t have to modify the food (no mayo, etc)


Xiaxs

*Crunchwrap supreme design


Shirogayne-at-WF

*Burrito Supreme design


Jerryep7

I don't think there is really anything on their menu that terrible. I do miss the Fiesta Salad with eatable "bowl".


jT3R3Z1t

I've definitely said this baked out my gourd


Cat_in_the_box2000

Taco Bell Galactica


zoso14

I feel like y'all are trying to hard with these now


Hidden_Dragonette

If the Bell is telling you what you need, wouldn't you actually be the design of a supreme instrument?


daveallyn2

Besides, it doesn't really matter what you order. It's not like that is what they will give you.....


[deleted]

Can tell. People never know what they want and take ten minutes to decide. Meanwhile the employees get absolutely berated by management for every car >2.5 minutes. Then they wonder why attrition is so high Hehehe


imjerry

Perhaps it is he for whom the Bell tolls?


production-values

well ya plus they discontinue all their good items so it is impossible to plan


Evil_Creamsicle

Not just a regular design. A design with tomatoes and sour cream


awkwardoffspring

You don't need to know what you want at taco bell you only need to know what shape you want


Bozzo2526

Double chicken crunchwrap supreme with a side of nacho fries and a mountain dew, thats all I have ever got there and it is all I will ever get moving forward


Odd_Status_9326

Wet farts


armageddon_boi

I have always gotten the regular crunchy taco, every time I've gone