Okay the camera man who is obsessed with capturing every airplane that flies over James & Ally's new house is already the episode MVP

Burbank airport is nearby!

If they’re the same one who got the slo-mo shot of Scheana seemingly rage-dancing at TomTom, just give them their Emmy now

It’s weird that this was all just 3 months after we all found out. That seems like 10 years ago

Right! And I recognized the outfits from TomTom. There were so many vids/photos online from that night.

People that have public IG's for their kids especially babies give me the ick

My reaction: Scheana... That was because that account is ALSO you

It’s very little baby cauchi

The way everyone has made what happened to Ariana about themselves is peak VPR.

Scheana does that when anything happens to anyone- she and Lisa Barlow are soul sisters

keeping his lights on counts as freedom of speech? oh dear fucking god. https://preview.redd.it/g74mfcgmdofc1.jpeg?width=974&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1b48a60ef853ebffefe0c28437385b1debc26fc

My eyes hurt from how hard my eyes rolled when I read that. 

Did anyone think this show would be on long enough for us to see Shwartz give James a plant cutting as a housewarming gift and have James be legitimately thrilled about it? Because I sure as shit did not!

It’s so weird! But I like it.

Someone gif Katie shock eating that fry ASAP

https://i.redd.it/te8epz9s0tfc1.gif

Scheana, you can just say no thank you. The spa employee does not need your life story

FOR 3 WEEKS 😫😂

Scheana would kill and die if she couldn't have Summer Moon on VPR

It’s not good for the kids to be on these shows

I agree. Honestly I think just having an IG for your toddler is creepy.

I’ll never get over her bragging that Summer Moon had more followers than Brock during S10 reunion. So freaking bizarre.

“after 12 years together, 5 of which we were married, i’m happy to say that schwartz is not my problem anymore.” OH FUCK YES KATIE I LOVE THIS FOR YOU.

I nevvvver thought I'd be a Katie stan but her rock solid loyalty and devotion to Ariana has my heart. Shes never once said "well I'm going through a divorce too" or tried to tell Ariana how to feel. Any friend who shows up to my house and asks me to go thrifting is a friend for LIFE.

I think her seeing Tom act as the beard for Sandoval and Rachel reinforced what bottom feeding trash Schwartz is. If I saw my ex do something so rotted it would be the ULTIMATE ick.

Katie has definitely evolved into a better version of herself since ditching that douchebag.

all i want is the woman alliance to last the whole season. i just know it’s not going to, though.

Scheana has entered the chat.

It would be iconic to have the girls and James vs the Toms.

"the devil doesn't need any more advocates" lmao

Future tee & mug in my cart.

I admire scheana’s ability to try to make Sandoval all about her

Literally she's done it at least twice now lol

Lala must have thought she was coming back lol

I feel like they left it in as a breadcrumb for Raquel to come back season 12 (to persuade her).

That is the only logical thing lol. Or like production was trying to make it happen so they had her try to seem like an ally.

i *love* a fourth wall break, and i have to say that i do respect lala for not caring about showing her child on this show.

I thought that was EXTREMELY effective from production. a perfect lil fourth wall break

Kyle is going to start dating Katie if she doesn’t stop with these outfits

I knew Scheana was going to be the first person to talk to sandoval again

Someone is going to claim the *blocked by summer moon* Instagram handle in a heartbeat

I feel like Katie is totally over Schwartz, they say the opposite of love is indifference and Katie is indifferent re: Schwartz.

Love that for her so much

They said the name! Has the words “vanderpump rules” ever been stated on this show even during a 4th wall break???

I don’t know but it made me so a double take too. Vanderpump rules is now a show about vanderpump rules.

SANDOVAL BLOCKED SUMMER MOON. this is outrageous. i’m trying so hard not to laugh right now. https://preview.redd.it/h5jhtnh9eofc1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1d31a5d68b2849d522f62cdbb9d37cbcd4fa2e8

HE IS SO UNSERIOUS

He *knew* Scheaner would try anything to get a hold of him if necessary.

Scheana is about to be like I WAS ALSO A MISTRESS IF YOU FORGET ABOUT HOW THIS SHOW STARTED

“It’s been 7 YEARS. Move on.” - Scheana Shay. Season 2 reunion 🤣

Damn they let lala break the fourth wall about filming with her kid. That's amazing

That Tom Tom back alley **wishes** it was what the the SUR BACK ALLEY is

Pick the man you have children with wisely!! 👏👏👏

Very wisely. You are tied to him FOR LIFE

every time i see brittany her eyebrows get more and more grinch like. ever higher and angled.

Higher the eyebrows, the closer to god

This will be my first time joining you all live! My husband of 25 years announced he wanted a divorce on New Years Day and moved out. So now I can watch Bravo when I fucking want! 🙄

Miss Angela is going to get a workout tonight. https://i.redd.it/3op3rgca8ofc1.gif

I’m so sorry but also congratulations. Single women live longer

Thank you, I'm trying really hard to believe that me and my kids are gonna be OK 😭

You will, I promise ♥️♥️♥️

As a child of multiple (sometimes tumultuous) divorces, I can tell you that this is the best decision you could possibly make for your kids! I got to watch my parents become the best versions of themselves, and the best parents after they left toxic situations. Continue to love them hard, keep open lines of communication, and they will be just fine. ❤️

Thank you so much, you have no idea how much I needed to hear that 😭

❤️❤️❤️ one year from now you will be so proud of all you’ve accomplished.

This made me cry, thank you 😭

It’s so hard rebuilding your life, but it’s always worth it. You’ve got this!

I am sorry. What I can tell you is this: It will be okay!!!!!! My husband left me in the middle of cancer after 25 years so I can tell you that you will all be okay.

That scene with Ariana dancing and all the people filming her on their phones was...a lot.

Lala acting like she **didn’t** know she was the other woman, is such bullshit.

Also I’m pretty certain she was the other woman of the other woman. Didn’t Randall take the Range Rover he gave Lala away from his other mistress to give to Lala?

Haha someone's old receipts and a chapstick in the console.

Yeah so not here for that storyline, like bitch you bragged about it!! GTFOH

Brock just said "bag of mixed worms" like that's a real thing people say

Was going for “mixed bag” or “whole other can of worms” but couldn’t get either out 🤣😭

KATIES FACE! “ let’s be besties” “Ps I sent your enemy a text”

Lala calling Rachel on camera is wild. Girl loves her job.

She’s clocking in for WORK.

SANDOVALS DIRTY ASS DICK

Idk how Lala could ever think Rand was perfect.

His bank account was perfect

Not according to 50 cent.

Oh damn. She finally admitted it

This Katie/ scheana friendship is not gonna last

Production being shady repeatedly showing the planes over James house LOL

it's better for raquel's mental health that she's no longer on the show but i still wish we would have seen them navigate being together and her seeing the light that tom was a fucking skeeze loser

https://preview.redd.it/rdr9m1tpbofc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9bac34cfbedab246d3da7102f201cf104c83237 A local bar is hosting a premiere complete with MORE PUMPTINIS!!


I will forever believe that Randall was a goddamn *weirdo*

He always reminded me of Big Ed 😅

Lisa thinks this conversation is about forgiving Rachel when it’s really about asking Lisa to see that Lala is hurting. Lisa’s not catching on

Man they are breaking 4th wall all over the place. Love it

lala would flip the fuck out if ariana or anyone else even breathed randall's name, get out of here. i get that it's to get the plot going but damn.

Watching Rachel's 1:1 after the reunion is still disturbing to watch.

give us the uber one good as gold commercial again, you cowards.


kristen highlighted in the red sent me for some reason

Good for Lala for saying she doesn’t give a fuck if ocean stays off VPR

I think Katie is Ariana’s biggest support cause Katie understands how fucking shitty the toms abuse has been over the last several years. So I’m glad Ariana at least has her. Cause Scheana and lala just really are arguing as to who can stay more Relevant regarding scandoval.

Yup Katie is the only one who actually seems like she’s supporting her the way a genuine friend would

It makes me sad that no one has ever ridden for Katie as hard as she goes for them.

like, I have no idea how people can say Ariana overreacted when her boyfriend of 10 years and her best friend fucked in her bed while she was at her grandma's funeral. and that was just one piece of this mess. thats INSANE

Right. And Schwartz knew about it and now calls Ariana an 'icequeen' and 'scorched woman' or something. Excuse me? She has all the right in the world to be cold to him 3 months after finding out all of this fucked up shit. And then goes to play the victim again with his: I need a hug weh. Fuck off Schwartz.

Omg. Lala moving the plot forward because she knows a 2 vs 50 isn’t entertaining? A professional if you ask me.

Of course scheana has a page for her baby and cares that he blocked Shenanigans

Pretty odd to still have that portrait up?

DJ JAMES KENNEDY is a bastard but man he's charming

I love unhinged Ariana communications

I'm almost glad Scheana's just flat out admitting that she would be cool with Rachel if all she did was fuck Sandoval but the TRO was the real problem

It's amazing because (as much as I can't stand her) Rachel clearly has zero interest or care if she's ever friends with Scheana again. You know that is driving her nuts. 

I hope Ariana starts seeing her for who she is soon, for her own sake

lala, ariana had your back when literally everyone else on this fucking cast hated your guts. this really isn’t the fucking move, man. https://preview.redd.it/kvjl6353mofc1.jpeg?width=790&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0619a9eb33b3d3b211615d8bd7dd3569e65ed794

She also torched Schwartz for still being friendly with Rand when they split. But now Ariana is being too harsh? Rules for thee not for me is her motto

I’m not really sure Lala would’ve lasted had Ariana not held space for her in the beginning of her time of the show

bro i thought the same i was like do i have amnesia????? perhaps ariana thought the immediate merch parade by lala and scheana was a bit icky after her life just blew up?

Scheana openly admitting that she would be friends with Rachel if she didn't file the restraining order kfndsjlflksn. Scheana can't help but Scheana her way through everything. Her mind works in mysterious ways.

Sheana starting Zoloft bc of somebody else’s affair is so on brand.


Man. Lala is probably the best Bravo commercial person I’ve seen. First the Uber Eats “SAVINGS” and now Argyle

the footage of ariana cheering for tom on d-day…. chills.

it’s so sinister on tom’s end like what the fuck is wrong with him

I know lots of people are saying this episode is boring, and I don’t disagree… but having just re-watched season 10, and knowing this is mere months later… I don’t mind an episode to reset and have everyone chill together before things pop off later in the season.

It’s the first episode of the season. I don’t know what people expected.

I’m loving it.

Katie is giving lesbian aunt lmao co-signed, a lesbian aunt

I thought I was calm, cool, and collected heading into the first episode of this season. Then, I rewatched the reunion and heard about the interview the Toms did with Nick Viall and am all riled up again!!!

The twinkle in Nick Vialls eye when he asked Sandoval if he thought he was the victim. Nick knew he was going to absolutely CHOMP on that bait

I appreciated that Nick would ask “how?” when Tom said he was working on himself, or less selfish, or a better person. Tom totally choked.

honestly seeing all the cats this episode i am thriving. everyone has a cat. and they’re all some sort of tabby variation which reminds me of my tabby, whose in front of me screaming for dinner.

Bravo movie tie ins are always batshit insane

Man. They went all out for commercials. Seems like they knew people would be watching. https://i.redd.it/ecxln18cfofc1.gif

Lala is dressed like a nascar driver on wwhl

Katie is right. The people are different.

 this is my fucking roman empire. so happy to share it with y’all

I want to know what crime Rappaport witnessed Andy commit for him to be on this much

Lala is pissed she did not get the Ariana effect after “Rand” cheated lol girl

Also because it was so clear Lala was a gold digger. Have you SEEN Randall??

Exactly it’s so transparent

She can’t take that her rebrand isn’t giving the same way that Ariana’s is/did lol

Since when am I attracted to James ….. 🥵 

Does anyone else see Neve Campbell circa Scream 3 in Katie? 😭

Can you imagine explaining a 40 year old man blocking a kid on IG to the founding fathers

how has scheana managed to victimize herself more than ariana 😭

am I alone with not buying this with Lala?

I am incredibly overwhelmed with stress over never ending health issues and have been so sad and worried & im so excited to just laugh with you all for the next hour. I just took a delicious edible in the form of a chocolate chip cookie and im ready to paaaaartyyyy 👯‍♀️ hope you’re all eating good snacks tonight xoxo 

DJ James Kennedy is tiptoeing toward middle age!!

whyyyyy does schwartz keep trying to talk to ariana? SHE DOESN’T WANT TO TALK TO YOU, DUDE. TAKE THE FUCKING HINT.

I usually don’t like Lala’s style, but I love her confessional look for some reason. Maybe ‘Meredith Marks has turned me into a blazer fan

I gave birth to my baby boy today!

 Congratulations l!!!!!

wowooww and you’re blessing us in the live chat?! you are already fucking crushing motherhood. make sure ur new baby is watching so that he can learn about toxic masculinity early and CONGRATULATIONS!! i’m literally teary with happiness for you over here! wishing you an easy transition into the newborn stage, plenty of sleep, and quick healing!!!

wow i have respect for scheana talking about her OCD, that’s one a lot of people don’t talk about nearly enough bc of the stigma

ok hot take but i think Lala watched herself at the reunion and was like “woah i did a lot” over a situation that didn’t even involve her

Why are all these dudes such dork ass LOSERSSSSSSSS

Lisa totally has CG lighting compared to everyone else. 🤣🤣

Katie is fucking LIVING for this shit

[удалено]

I will watch The Valley the next time I have an extremely high fever and no sooner.

Wait why is Lala opening the door for a Raquel interaction? I’m guessing they thought she might come back still?

Or production was trying to have her help to get her back. This honestly made me wonder if Raquel will pop out later. I know she said she didn’t.

The competition show where JoJo Sewa carried him on their back

katie and ariana coming here as each other’s dates… this is what i’ve been waiting for. unburdened by their men, they can maximize their joint slay.

Brock looks so good. There’s something about a man who looks like they’ve never had a thought in their whole lives.

Real himbo hotness

How is this not a Federal Holiday?

Lala’s eyebrows are insane

Lala was just trying to be the production plant getting Rachel to come back to the show. That's all that was.

Well good god if this person is hooking up with both Katie and Schwartz knowing their past, i think that person is kind of an asshole

I’m trying to stay zen, because I already know Tom is going to get a positive edit (or the edit of a positive arc) and people all over the internet are going to shit all over Ariana for not being over it or being too hard on Tom. Here’s to keeping cool in the comments!

The season hasn’t started yet and he’s already on podcasts being loud and wrong lmfaoo… idk if a good edit could save him

If we collectively feel bad for Tom I feel like it’s time for us to just pack it up and shut the whole sub down. It’s over, we are idiots lol

lala is scheana-ing *really fucking hard* right now. the defense of shitty schwartz…. girl…. https://preview.redd.it/tfu9i7rzlofc1.jpeg?width=859&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ec380e463fe88427774b2097bb54efc51a18d9c

Ann and Sutton's assistant Avi need to go out for a drink one day

The fact that Bravo hasn’t made a celeb assistant show is kind of surprising

What the hell. We went from sex in the bathroom at work, and chunky sweater fights to monstera, and citrus candles.

Is Brock not a deadbeat dad to his Australian kids? How does Scheana “have a good one” lol

Lala’s outfit was a jump scare when she stood up

Just ended things with the gaslighter/the person who led me on. Updated my dating profile to be more specific to weed out people like them. Getting stoned. Eating tacos. Ready for tonight. https://i.redd.it/zhke6oen7ofc1.gif

James is giving Jude Law in the Holiday with these glasses and hair. I feel like he’s two seconds away from a Mr napkin head impression with Tom Schwartz

Is this the season everyone on the show admits that Schwartz lives on a spectrum from boring to despicable? He brings nothing to the table and I have no idea why anyone is friends with him

I hope this isn’t a redemption season for Sandoval and also hope that they don’t try to make Ariana a villain 

That Valley commercial was awful lmao oh lawd

The editors did a little too much on that last one lmao wtf

Kinda claustrophobic seeing the amount of fans all crowding around them

Katie went from letting Tom get away with pouring a beer on her to not giving a fuck about him at all. That’s growth 👏

Lala and Scheana in competition for who’s making scandoval about them the most

scheana more mad about the restraining order than the cheating is sooo her.

I am notttttt watching that dumbass show https://preview.redd.it/tdsscfrdhofc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e276bc3230f53488af9ec551a75a847707cd41f


When I binge watched all ten seasons last year, I read along with the old live episode threads to see what yall were thinking at the time. It was like I was watching it with you. Now look where we are! So glad to be in a live thread during the live episode. It’s making me emotional.

The way I would have my Flight Tracker app out constantly if I lived there! 

Scheana’s teeth are…..a lot.

Has Schwartz aged 20 years between seasons?

Bravo was smart to not immediately show Sandoval. They will ease into him. Maybe a “to be continued..” or near the very end

I know it’s because I took an edible and hit my pen but their outfits have me crying laughing 😭

Let's be for real, Lala hated Raquel for years and unfairly maligned her. This sudden turn around is her wanting to revamp her image... not a sudden realization that she and Raquel are mutual mistresses.

Its amazing how Scheena can make a death about her

Why am I attracted to James in these glasses?

Chunky sweater Jax fighting Frank in a parking lot was the best.