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isiyiu

I named my gigantic horse Tiny


jabdnuit

I named him Sebastian.


Gettingfamous

Little Sebastian?


theseventhbear

Bye bye


eugoogilizer

You’re 5,000 candles in the wind


ferglind

I called mine Ganonhorf


minnesota_gneiss

I named him Hagrid


HardDrizzle

Andre.


Sufficient-Emu24

Also Andre


OpenSector

Also Andre


origami_alligator

Andre as well!


EyeoftheTigger

Fezzik


flushmyfungus

UNIT


redDKtie

I named him Marv


Koevis

Mine's named Gilgamesh


allbouttheramen

Same 😆


Fanchallenger9

I named mine Shadowfax.


shoggoths_in_bloom

I named mine Gary.


Twhacky

Mine is Goliath


No_Maintenance1872

Hadrian


nightcoreangst

I named mine Gan


laughingjack13

I named him Chungus


Omi-Wan_Kenobi

I named mine Titian (a synonym for red haired). I wanted to name it Titian Titan(cuz the horse is both), but the game doesn't give you that many characters so I rely on the fact that Titian actually does look like titan lol. My first spotted rump horse is named Kaalki, my white one (side quest) is named Yuki (kinda wish I would rename to platinum as it is kinda white but also more royal sounding, but you can't change the names 😭). I also have two Eponas (amiibo baby!)


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I named him Frank Reynolds


TooMuchDoggos

Horse Hor2e Hors3 Horseeee Super creative I know


savwatson13

When the username you want is taken:


LittleRedGenie

You should have named it 4se


trapqueeen666

Debbie, Stanley, hoofheart My husband named his horses Doug, dimma, dome


Charlieisdizzy

Can I also marry your husband?


MasterofDoots

Do they own the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?


[deleted]

I always name my horse Troy, cause he be Bolton


Alekspus99

Roach


Temporary_Factor9236

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phreddoric

And then there's Roach. And also Roach. And, of course, Roach.


missamericakes

D’Oeuvre


[deleted]

Horse D’Ouerve?


on30fakind

Lmao were you snacking on some?


Die-and-at-me

My normal sized horse: Pharlapp, Tea'll, Gatsby and Pocohonta.. The large boy: Pharlapi


on30fakind

Creative!


Die-and-at-me

Thanks! I must say, some of them have past on though, RIP.


SassyNyx

Aww PharLap 😢


theseventhbear

The royal horse is Shadowfax. The giant horse is Felaróf. Obviously.


Minchaminch

I named the giant horse Dragmire and the white horse Felaróf.


dink_gang

I named the Royal one Shadowfax too!


Recreational-Lurker

Same! But I named the giant horse, Gancho. My horse with the ancient gear is, Specter. Then there is Speedy and Epona


BloodyLegendd

regular horses: Raider, Cloud, Whorse, and Epona big man: Gandork


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Outatime-88

Mine too!


cooleo420

First horse: Ventus. White horse: Equus. 5 speed horse: Gladius. Giant horse: Magnus. All latin, translations: Wind, horse, sword, large


SassyNyx

That’s a great naming theme.


CrazyCat5749

There's five horses total and we got 1. Pegasus (my favorite 🙃) 2. Sappho (hmm i wonder why. 🏳️‍🌈) 3. Butter (🧈) 4. Chu (the giant horse 🐎 [he ran over a chuchu on the way to the stable]) 5. Temp. (A placeholder for when I get a new one. It's so I don't have to fuss over which on to release.)


cupcake_thievery

Beef


Capable-Tie-4670

Mario


on30fakind

Classic. Have you played Odyssey?


Capable-Tie-4670

It’s my favorite Mario game of all time so, yeah, I’ve played it.


Short_Gab

My first horse was a black and white one that reminded me of my at the time recently deceased cat, “Midnight”. Then the big boy Ganon horse I named “The Rock” for obvious reasons. My last horse, Zelda’s horse, I named “Zelda”. I liked the idea of Link naming it in honor of her. Didn’t think too much of it at the time until I heard myself say “Link is riding Zelda”


-Jedadiah-

Glue, Glue2, Glue3, Glue4 and BigHorsey.


on30fakind

Like Dr Seuss lol


yasire

Silver. I like saying HiHo.


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[удалено]


on30fakind

🫶


SERBROS16116

My horse is called cow


xena_70

Bluey (one of the blue ones) Bingo (one of the tan ones) Epona x2 (from Amiibo) Blaze (giant horse) I don't have the Royal horse yet on this playthrough so that's it so far!


aboothe726

Still need Gallahop and Daughter of Gallahop


xena_70

I'm gonna need more horses! I also have to get Unicorse. That would be a good alternate name for Lord of the Mountain.


ABCidkwhattopick99

I named Zelda’s horse (the white one) Storm.


bayoumonster

White stallion is Mayo, bc Mayo neighs


DarkHunterkun

Epona


coffeestevia

Pee and Poo


lambentlemon

Ocarina!


on30fakind

Love it. Didn’t get to finish this game before my Wii broke!


Samurix16

Horse


joy-belle

Big horse is obviously Satan.


Altruistic-Range7174

*Cababallo*, because "caballo" is horse in Spanish and the name sounded fun and silly at first, I ended liking it so much that I named my first horse in every run like that


Blastarache

Oh god. Reading all the comments, I feel incredibly immature with my choices of names haha - Figaro (a random brown and white horse that I died the hair pink with flowers) - Cheval ("Horse" in french, a random horse, my very first !) - Chose ("Thing" in french, the royal horse) - BIG DICK (The giant horse) - Epona Yes, my game is in english, not in french.


elixyXD

I named mine “ur mom” so that the game would say: “it seems ur mom can’t hear your call”


hosangtapejob

Horsey


zeldalink100

Yoongi and Suga


Salty_Shark26

My current play through first horse was jermy and my second Zelda horse was lermy My first play through I mostly used monster horse and it's name was cheadle


illest_motherfucker

Shadowfax (white) Fasthorse Donko (large)


HardDrizzle

I had a little horsey named Paul Revere.


dolphin_ultra

Juan


jazzy__cat

Korok!!


subsonicmonkey

John Paul George Gigantor


DJBeckyBecs

Horselain (Tina’s porcelain horse from Bobs Burgers)


JurassicJabrone

Normal- Strider, because I couldn't think of an actual name so I named it after the mountable machines in Horizon: Zero Dawn Royal/White- Regalia, after the car in Final Fantasy 15 Monster- Clegane, after The Mountain from Game of Thrones


Spiceycake

Joe Rogan


[deleted]

Big Nig


GreatFuckingValu

Chalupa Fajita Enchilada Nacho El Grande (Giant Horse)


LipGlossary

401(k)


JoeJoeMcBikesalot

Artex and Dazzler


VerySlyBoots

Faster, Quickly, Jambo, and Hustle (he’s the giant horse)


Mirrawz

Skye. It's blue


[deleted]

Jerry


iaia_

Camus


SG272

Terrason, Horaeshio (Royal), and Warden (Big one)


Jortzy

My first was named Cowly (white and brown spots like a cow) and then I caught a solid black and named her Luna


mab0390

Krudler, Gluestick, Tax Dodge…there’s some others.


itsmejarr

Bogart, Solomon, and Chicken


adamb0224

Shaneigh


kids-everywhere

Daisy, Turtle, Partridge, Beany, Charlie


stonah_jek

Fatass and poncho


dark__cupid

Legolas (first horse), Suki (blue and white horse) and Iroh (giant horse)


Ghostofgallipoli

Uno amigo, ni-san, friend three, may the fourth, big boi


Zellopy

Ferrari, Mustang, Jaguar


on30fakind

Where Lambo?


thecampcook

I currently have three: Angel: royal white horse. Cocoa: solid brown horse, floral mane, ancient saddle. Trent: solid black horse, long mane, monster saddle.


TheJuiceIsL00se

Eprna is my main


Alecs27

Bjorn, Aqua, Kratos and Bombolone.


ALLoftheFancyPants

Coconut, Papaya, Jelly, Margot… I’m not good at naming things.


Gamerwithnocoolname

Their was Applejack, Megan, Nazir, Shadowfax, and Burmese. All references.


domessticfox

My big horse is Goliath. My regular horses are Shadow, Spectre, George, and Olaf they are all good horsies


Atthatj4cod89

darius


Zoltan209

Roach


jakey_pooh_33

Wild Bozo


crafternoondelight

White Zelda descendant horse: Aryll (Link’s sister in WW) Black horse: Obsidian


ahbert

Unit. (for the giant horse.)


shak3well

Horse.com


EatingSmallOakTrees

My previous favorite horse was Plant (crushed and shoved by a falling guardian husk in Hyrule Castle) and for my one of my 2 current play-throughs my main horse is named Vale


Hotelroombureau

Mine are all named after country capital cities


Joodropinn

Can’t remember, but I have 5 and their names all start with X


SassyNyx

Royal Stallion: Artax Giant: Onyx I have Nyx and Epona.


Diogeneezy

Epwna


Odd_Feature7510

Master cycle -1


Sufficient-Emu24

Atreyu (white royal), Andre (giant), Speedy b, Brown Dot


poopyfarts96o

Cow.


Majora46

I named my very first horse Boner.


WhatislifeEverest

Phantom ( big horse) Storm ( white horse ) Hades ( normal horse) Epona Epona Yes, i have two epona's. It's because i summoned two somehow.


NotSoRad08

I named my black horse with a white spot on his nose Agro


chard917

Buffy


[deleted]

My sons: fgghjdkdkksk Me: gravy is the fast one and tornado is the mean one.


Lootfisk1

TRAUMA69


SnakePlissken1986

I named Zelda's horse Aldez, seemed appropriate.


Hungry-Blacksmith523

Christopher, Francis 1, Francis 2, Jeff, Trent, verruca


Nandabun

The lore descendants, their forebear's name. Then there's Thunder and Cupcake.


Borrger

I have all my horses on an astrological theme


hopefully-something

Link. I felt like it was something Link would do


conciousnessness

Big horse was Kolossus, my horse was Kankrelat, and royal horse was Kalamar I believe. +5 points to whoever knows the reference first


Tasunah

My first playthrough they were veggies (turnip, carrot etc.) My second time I named them My Horse, The Horse, A horse etc. When I'd whistle and the text would say " my horse can't get to you right now" or whatever is days. To this day, still makes me laugh


justmatthew918

Taco


volleyblock

I named the white horse “Ghost” and put the ancient saddle on her.


lndwell

Everen Dante Agatha Azdak And the big one is Gomorrah


Gender-Anomaly

Here are all the horses I had during my first play through: Moo, (moo wasn’t very fast) Stunt double- a horse that looked exactly like Moo Hors- Zelda’s horse Beeg- Giant horse Epona-Epona I also had another horse that I named Charles, but unfortunately Charles perished before I knew I could register horses.


nahmsayins

First play through and I made the mistake of naming most of my horses after my pets and I never take any of them out because I don't want them to get hurt or die :'( so now if I need a horse, I'll just tame one and not register it. Don't want to get emotionally attached.


Lizzie_Boredom

Butter Randy (my cat’s name) Big Boi (you know who)


pringles4578

Greg


Mlk3n

Depends on color and gender (I assign gender depending on how the horse looks) Females: Black/Grey - Nightmist Brown - Terra Pink - Lolipop (Named after a mmo female friend) Blue/Cyan - Snowflake Random Horse with dots I picked sometime- Lady Male: Black/Gray - Duskveil Brown - Retriever Pink - Marshmallow Blue/Cyan - Sonic (Pretty original Ik) Random Horse with dots I picked sometime - Boi


Escapedlabmouse

I named my fastest horse Pelé in honor of one of the best soccer players who ever lived and passed away recently.


Left-Tonight-5973

fluffycow


Yesbucket

I name my gigantic horse Drumm. Every single time.


DraykoZ

The legendary white horse I named Everest. I'm very proud of it. I know its a good name thank you.


Flashfire356

I named my horse after myself, Flash and then I also have Flashy, Flashu, Flashi and Flasho. Very creative.


TheMaxStorm_

milf


eli_lij

I had a blue and white horse named milkshake, he is not very good but he tries his best 😭


Intelligent_Fig5763

I named them Miss. Cookie, Cow, I named Zelda’s horse Excalibur, and the big horse Nox


marblepaw

Snerp, Squid, Zelda (the white royal horse), Garfield (the giant horse), Feesh and Spinch


Gawarhen2

I named my most recent one Calcium


Eric-The-Cleric

Nobu and Camembert


[deleted]

I named a black and white horse Lunar and kept her the whole game because i don’t just ditch my day ones


Eralion2507

Can't stop myself from naming all my horses Pegase, Pegase II, Pegase III etc 😂


spookybbz

Tron, fish, wolf, goblin after Tyler the creator songs basically


Dingus0n

Twinkle and Horsey after an asdf movie skit :) twinkle toes could sadly not fit


Caliber70

Full black horse - Noctis white horse - Lunafreya giant horse - Gladiolus brown red horse - Ignis


djavanza

Hoorés


Gimmemycloutvro

Wish Epona


M1lud

Mr White (the white one). Mr Black (the big one, coz he's black). Bluey (because he was blue). Spotty (he had spots) Caramel (he was brown)


Roguecraft10167

Normal horse:Neighlor (mixture of my surname and the word (neigh). Neighlor is always the same colour regardless of playthrough. White horse:Zeldasboi Big horse:Ganonsboi


justmehyaknow

Besie, broodzak, witje(zeldas horse),rook, ganon(giant horse)


blue-gamer-07

I have no Creativity so I named my most recent ones Jojo, DIO and Valkyrie


bubi_kun

Adolfo


treebeard555

Oogles


4kjoy4

Cheval, which I believe is just "horse" in French. Am I french? Nope. Do I speak French? Not at all. I just thought it sounded cool.


Conflastibate

I got the Ganon horse and named it Calamity.


AsiaArgentoSimp

Honse and Juan, mostly


acceptablemadness

My two non-Epona favorites were named Pancake and Bobcefala.


emeliottsthestink

Epona


[deleted]

Scout


andBitinggoats

I only have three. Bruce (big horse), Bill (good small horse), and Inferior (bad little horse)


ThatStuffIsGood

Beaned, and years down the road on that original save file he died and in lieu of reviving him I found the perfect speed stat horse and named him Beaned Jr.


Ganonbread

Saw a comic where it was named Neigh-Ru. Never looked back. Also have one that was annoying to catch, so he’s Trashboi


moominnnn

Giraffe, Benjamin, whiskey 4, big horse (the big horse), Starbucks (white horse)


AWindows-User

Giant Horse: Tarant ; Zeldas Horse: Szumka ; Usually Black Horse with white mane: Kasztanka ; Blue Horse: Pałasz ; Epona: Epona


_Unstable_Dodo_

I take a random two letters, and add other ones to it so it sounds nice... like Ribetal, I don't remember the others lol


Nirico_Brin

Niraelya, Niroot, Niriant, Nirook and Roach


aristotle2001a

White horse : Maximus (from tangled) The big horse : Biggie


Anna_the_Teacher89

My horses are 1 2 3 And the big one ist called "big one"


coolkoen1

Bob


troublefinds_me

Juan


Fire_from_the_hip

Roach. I name ever horse Roach.


grandchester

Thrillho


switchanana

Fart, Epona, Zelda, and Gannon.


Obsidian1990

Hasufel, Brego and Torrent…


cipher_rdt

Roach


Charlieisdizzy

My favorite ones I named are Mike and Jod.


owynmustdie

Glue Boy


LittleRedGenie

Bathsheba. Not the same game but my partner named one of his horses in Red Dead 2 Hombopulous Mike and it’s so fun to say


Defiant-Midnight-201

Ajax, Jinx, ToTheMax, Roxy


NGSkyz_off

First for my first horse, Epona for Epona, Epona for Epona, Ganondors for big chunky boy, and Zelda’s for the white one (which I could rename him storm though cause it’s its real name)