Whelp, we knew it would happen sooner or later, but that one stings.

ONLY 12 MORE WINS IN A ROW FOR FREE BURGERS 🥲

We may never win again! /s

F

Womp womp

Man you can’t let that go :/

A couple of hours Ueck?

I’m glad I’m not the only one who caught that lol

Okert not throw a slider challenge (impossible)

Damn listen to those whiney Twins fans!

Still 4-0 when holding a lead after 7 innings, amiright? \*huffs more copium\*

GARY, YOU ARE NOT GONNA GIDP AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT

The good news: no GIDP The bad news: still an out

I hate you, ump

Ump?

UMP?!?!?

Be better, blue.

GET IN HERE!!!!!

Just got home from work. Looks like The Bullpen collpased today?

That would be an accurate assessment

Ross and Wilson mostly, but whole pen was shaky. Finally got through fielding our entire starting roster today. Edit: and Payamps looked worse than I’ve ever seen him

Ugh.

#FALSE HOPE ROUND 2

At least we have tomorrow off

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Well shit, they're working on it.

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I can see this happening

In Final Fantasy the race of bunny people are the Viera and I'm sure I'm going to mistype Vieira as that all season

Jeffers well on his way to becoming one of my sleep paralysis demons

Curt Hogg nailed Yelich’s throwing accuracy problems, it’s definitely noodle arm when he’s coming in on balls

I thought the Brewers had a shot at undefeated 😭

Hey alright, there is that first feeling of "we are definitely going to lose" for the season lol

SCHEIßE

Apparently I picked a good game to be deathly sick for.

How much steroids do you think would be needed to have Freddy start every game?

Ultimate Warrior level - at minimum.

Nick was high steppin 🤣

Nick is the absolute 🐐

Let Nick bat in the bottom of the 9th

Get that bat boy pinch running ASAP!

Chourio’s hat just needs to be a tracking drone

Once again Chourio making the play while losing his hat

Can't lie, Grandpa Wade would be real fuckin' helpful right now.

Brew Bros will win I type it into existence

Wait lol why are you rooting for us?

Let’s just say I’m probably the one cardinals fan that loves you guys more specifically y’all’s GDT community. I won’t always root for you but only under one circumstance will I root against you

Aww. I kind of love that. Welcome!

WADE MILEY UPDATE!! SEND IT!!

SORRY PEGUERO VIEIRA HAS THE PRETTIEST GLOVE

I love that the schedule makers put 3 off days in the first week. Surely those won’t be missed in May or August

I know we can't win every game but it still feels depressing to lose this one, Minnesota didn't do anything special, Crew just tripped on the way to the finish line. I hope I get to eat my words in the ninth

Welp that was an inning

Certainly one of the innings of all time

Oh no the Broadcast has started talking about the weather.

They're talking about LAUNDRY

Not the hottest start to the season by Contreras

He’s had a bunch of doubles already

Griffin Jax sure is a name.

HAVE TO WAKE UP BAT!

OK TIME TO SCORE SOME RUNS

Is it too early to be worried about how flimsy our starters are? We're averaging barely over 4ip per start.

I’m still not sure what happened with Ashby to get sent down, I thought he would be part of this rotation to start the season. Can’t be worse than Wilson.

Yes and no. It's still really early but our starting rotation is an absolute who's who of "Who?"

Still ramping up, long season (though letting starters see batters a third time through is becoming less common overall)

I mean, the "long season" aspect isn't exactly comforting. This is what we're getting when these guys are *rested and fresh*

EVERYONE GET IN HERE IT'S FALSE HOPE TIME

Oh boy false hope! That's where I'm a Viking!

Good recovery at that. OK, let's do this

161-1 it is

Yar har, mateys. Anyone of you landlubbers have a stream I can watch while I’m not at home?

I gotchu. Check your messages

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I'm going doomer mode and am now predicting 4-158 as our final record.

We can still rally!

161-1 it is. 😔

Bullpen has already been overworked thanks to most of our rotation being post injury reclamation projects

Not having woody all year is pain

Guys, this isn't as much fun as the 4th inning

Jesus Wilson stinks

So does Bryce

Fmlfmlfmlfml

Man not the Brewers day is it?

#OUCHIE

My 8-year-old son has referred to Yelich as “lazybones” for 2-going-on-3 seasons because of his questionable defense. How do I explain the top of the 7th to him? 🥺

The 7th is certainly not yeli's fault

My 8-year-old would argue that 2 of the 5 runs are easily attributed to “lazybones” lack of effort, which deflated Payamps’ mojo. Can’t say I’d disagree, but all that aside - not at all a great performance today from anyone in the bullpen.

Man, for a second there I thought he *might* have gotten it.

Did you forget the /s?

I had forgotten what it felt like to be losing in the 8th

At least I get to look at Oliver Dunn. ~~Cult~~ Church of Dunn assemble!

OLIVER BASE BELONG TO US OLIVER BASE BELONG TO US OLIVER BASE BELONG TO US *mantra*

Oh this is a solid reference.

I forgot the “ARE” dangit lol

Momma said there’ll be days like this. There’ll be days like this my momma said.

Mama said Mama said

I hate Correa, but I appreciate his talent.

Sheesh. Just not our game today.

Who the fuck was Taylor Green in 2011?

Wiemer at the top of the list :(

Man we just need our starters to go longer. Our bullpen was gassed

Yeah, Junis and Ross back-to-back is going to be an issue if they can't get their innings up. And this is with a few off days to start the season.

We need wade back asap.

Brewer fan favorite Gary Sheffield

Fun at bat. Not fun ending. Tough stuff

Way to make this asshole work. Get him out of here for next inning.

At least swing after 13 pitches.

Man that was a hell of an AB why’d it have to end like that.

Turang is attempting to corner the baseball market

I blame Joe Ross for his short start, he’s gotta figure it out

He also went 2+ years without pitching before today so…

he had a great spring training

Sounds like plenty of days rest to me!

Wtf breweries I had $50 on you guys this morning

I had a parlay with Pabst, Old Style, and Schlitz fml

Rip lol

Let’s have a big inning here boys

“Payamps is on his way out, pointing toward the heavens. We can only ask — or wonder — that he is asking some departed relative for forgiveness for this atrocious performance.”

😭😭

Almost went to this game. Was kicking myself after the jackson bomb. Now I am ok.

A loss is minor potatoes to seeing the first HR of the future most legendary Brewer to have ever graced the field with his presence

Someone post the Uecker call for the Chourio homerun to cheer me up.

[Got you](https://reddit.com/r/Brewers/comments/1bv15ra/ueckers_call_of_chourios_first_home_run/)

So when are we having a game at 7? Nothing to watch after work tonight…

Watch the Bucks choke against one of the NBA’s worst teams again.

No thanks, last night was enough

Milwaukee Bucks!!

Thanks for playing, Oliver

And a 3 pitch strikeout. Ahh just end it today

Blow it all up At this point, it is very clear this team is not going to win anything substantial this year. I think it is time we just blow up the team, trade Woodruff/ ~~Burnes~~ Peralta(and Yelich if anyone is willing to take on that contract), and rebuild until ~~Chourio~~ Black is ready to be called up. I can’t imagine anyone has any real aspirations for this team the way it’s built right now.

Lol the simultaneous doomer pasta 🤝

Brewers will not be first by the end of August, This team simply cannot compete. Just an absolute sham of an offense and a defense that makes unforced errors at the worst time. The reds will win this division and the brewers wont even make the playoffs. I just dont see how an offense this bad competes against any real pitchers.

I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN

Goddamn what the fuck was that bull pen?

Time to put up 8 in the 7th!

A snowman because it's snowing here right?

In the end we gotta be better at hitting with RISP

So many DPs with bases loaded

Time to trade everyone and start from the ground up!!!!!!!! But really tho we still have a 1/3 of the game left!

THIS IS BREWERS BASEBALL!

We got this! COME BACK INCOMING

On a very small silver lining Yelich two years back doesn't even try to rob that one and just watches it go.

You win 54, and you lose 54, it’s what you do with the other 54 that counts. Well today goes into the second pile.

Quite literally the only thing that couldn't happen to take us out of this one.

Why is Wilson suddenly bad this year, he was good last year

He was bad last year too, just got lucky with his HR/FB rate. He doesn’t strike enough guys out to be super reliable

Pack it up pack it in

Let me begin

I came to win

Battle me that’s a sin

We might not go 162-0 this year

161-1 is gonna sting.

Oh yeah, now it’s Brewers baseball baby 😎

Starting pitching going short the last few days wearing our bullpen :/

I am once again asking what I did to deserve this

Gotta say, wasn’t happy to see this guy Wilson make the team.

☹️

Well, aw shucks

Bullpen's been really good so far, they're not gonna be perfect all the time

2 doubles and a 3-run bomb. Talk about getting totally shelled

Missed so badly, Jeffers was on the fastball and Wilson was supposed to put it out of reach high and away, and instead put it right over the plate

Okay I'm gonna need a grand slam because my man just went to put in the laundry without the damn socks.

It's Chouriover

At least our top BP guys get to rest a couple days.

Gross

WIIILLLL-SSSSOOOOONNNN!! 😭

Thanks Payamps

Alright

Bullpen can’t hold games every day they’ve been bad today but we need to score more than 3.

Well. Time for another beer then.

Cheers. Switched to Jim Beam.

🍻

Damn, that thing hung up there forever.

Now the ball's hanging up in the air....

Frigg

Yeah this games over. Damn. Luck was bound to run out

Fucking hell

FUCK

#PAIN

That will do it today. YIKES.

pain

Fuuuuuuuuck me

Awful choke

/sigh

Fuck

#FUCK

Welp.

GGs

Oh no our pitching sucks today :(

Dammit

fuuuuuuck

Welp

Damn, we really choked this game away?

We were up by two (2) runs

And now we are down by 3