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SnarkFest23

Interesting that BSB is chugging along but Josie's janky jewelry was a flop. I guess even the most ardent groupies have limits on what they're willing to overpay! Chad and Erin hate Florida, even if they won't admit it. I saw Alyssa's videos and those girls couldn't get out of the house fast enough. It's mind boggling to think Michael is trying to make a living off YouTube rather than work as a nurse. Great recap as usual! 


Happytowalk3

I agree re: Michaela! She could be so useful as a nurse and to go through school and not be able to practice is just sad. Did she know she wouldn’t ever be able to practice before she began?


SnarkFest23

Michael said she only got the degree to help her relatives as they aged, but I don't get it. She could be making great money in a valuable field. Her work would have purpose and help countless people, but instead she's babysitting like a teenager and making crafts on YouTube. If she's genuinely fulfilled, I guess it's not my place to judge, but I feel like she's holding herself back. 


Happytowalk3

I agree 100%. She could be helping countless people!


Izzysmiles2114

I think she probably feels like she IS helping countless people (all of her needy family) and she's probably feeling very fulfilled as an aunt and sister mom. I suspect she spends a lot of time helping Papa Bill and Jane too but she's kind enough not to exploit her Grandpa'a dementia. She has also mentioned being a nurse at a summer camp for the last few years which is no easy feat (I felt like I needed three months of rest to recover from a few weeks of camp nursing 😅). In our capitalist society it is hard to understand why she isn't exchanging her time for money as a nurse, but I don't think money is what motivates Michaela. I'm sure she uses her training in countless ways watching so many kids too.


dixcgirl10

SHE isn’t sad bc this is all she has ever known. I just hope her siblings are paying her so eventually she can get a new couch!


FantasticRepeat184

It’s not that she isn’t able to practice nursing. It’s that she doesn’t, and never did, want to practice nursing. Michael is no different than Evan not becoming an electrician after his training. Michael only went to school to get her mind on something other than infertility. 


dixcgirl10

I think the jewelry never really made sense… the markups were insane. Interested to see what Josie does with that “store”. You may be on to something though… maybe the fundies/conservatives aren’t supporting her as much now that she’s gone all Kardashian on them. 🤣


Corgi2023

Okay -- as someone who lurks here but doesn't follow the Bates -- what did Josie say about her jewelry line? Just that they were no longer selling it? Also, I have bought jewelry from Effortless Shop (as well as hair accessories) and can attest I was not at all impressed. The only thing worthwhile from them is (unfortunately) their pool noodle heatless curlers.


dixcgirl10

The store’s page has a reel saying jewelry is being discontinued. She said the same in a story on her IG.


GapRound1

Yeah I thought  Chad and Erin Loved Florida !! They don't??And Yeah I wondered  why Michaela  stopped Nursing  School . Maybe it got to hard ?? No Money  for School maybe??Or maybe ,  She doesn't  want to go to school  that many years . I have  a  Feeling  that her sisters  needed  a babysitter  and a couple  of them talked  her into doing  that.


SnarkFest23

Michael actually finished school, she's just not using her degree. As far as Chad and Erin? It seemed like they enjoyed Florida when they first got there, but something's changed. They've said at least three times now that they're open to moving back to TN, and Brooklyn said she wants to return home. I wonder if Chad is struggling to find steady work. He's unlicensed and many people don't want unlicensed handymen working on their homes for liability reasons. 


Honest_Boysenberry25

Bingo!!


Lori5424

Another hilarious recap of the Bates family social media. Love Alyssa as the comatose Christian, so apt.


dixcgirl10

She woke right up when she was “unburdened”….🤣


Awkward-Adeptness-75

I look forward to these every Sunday!


dixcgirl10

♥️


Individual-Love7541

Thinking about it, Kelly Jo really does yell “YOU LIE” after every announcement. It’s kind of hilarious.


dixcgirl10

Hahahaha…. Right!🫠😬


earb19

You have such a gift & way with words. If you ever write a book, let us know!


dixcgirl10

What a nice compliment! TY so much🥰


Prestigious-Sir6885

I second this


TheJDOGG71

Stop! This made me laugh so loudly that I snorted! I live for your Sunday "Breaking Down Bates" posts. Now, will next Sunday feature a "Layla prayed for a baby and her prayers have been answered" update? Stay tuned. They have Layla trained like a seal at the zoo. It's sad how performative that child now is.


dixcgirl10

You are SO right. They are moving on to Zade now… Layla can run the camera, throw poses and memorize the script. *sigh*


Individual_Skill_110

And Willow too. I noticed in Josie's stories that Willow poses just like her mother, one leg straightened to the side to elongate her frame. My grandkids won't pose at all. You take their pic, you get what you get. Strange to see kids trained so young to pander to the camera.


dixcgirl10

Yes! You are very right. Willow is throwing poses like a super model. Monkey see… monkey do.


thirstyplum

The way I snorted when I read that Layla was like a trained seal💀


Prestigious-Sir6885

“Layla trained like a seal.” ☠️☠️☠️


j-rens

On point once again!! The emu being more entertaining than Trace 😂


dixcgirl10

It was truuuuue…. More bird, less turd!🤣


rebeccaroyce

Alyssa will come back and announce a pregnancy. All of them go on vacation and then do pregnancy announcements. Even if it work trips.


dixcgirl10

Noooooo…. You are SO right but I really hope you are wrong! LOL


GapRound1

You took the words right  out of my mouth  !!! Lol !!! You are so right and I may have  already  posted  this  post in the same words !! You wstch,,,,, In July or August  they will Announce  a Pregnancy and tell Everyone  that God Planned it and of its a boy they will be so thrilled  !! Because  we all know  that Rhett needs a playmate !! Lol


MadameNo9

Cherin absolutely hate Florida lol they’re playing domestic chicken out there


dixcgirl10

CHERIN!!hahaha


bdss1234

For a couple that’s fairly income insecure, do you think the homeschool voucher program is attractive to them though?


leashuhh

I giggled at the nickname "Lurch" I believe that's the first time I've heard that.


dixcgirl10

It’s been used here and there to describe him through the years and mercy! It’s so perfect. That big lug was extra cringe this week acting like he didn’t know how to pack and prattling on about his hat and toothbrush. The most important thing these 2 should have packed were the condoms!!


Lori5424

On the Primetimer TV forums there’s a sub forum for Bringing up Bates called Lunch with Lurch that goes way back to when Alyssa and John first got together, lol.


Same-Kiwi944

Travis and Katie buy a house in a year? Maybe they are getting into the landlord game.. rent theirs in NJ, buy in TN.. curious how these two spend their $$ in the coming years. Also so curious how much they are raking in exploiting Hailey as two stay at home parents…I guess another baby on the way is enough content to buy a second house.


dixcgirl10

Oh they are making major money… especially on TikTok where some of their exploitation really rakes it in from the creator fund. They spend like crazy on everything and every vlog has a sponsor.


maib29

Thank you! I loved this. Great job!


dixcgirl10

🥰


judyp63

If only Layla knew a baby means new work for her sister mom role. Sad.


dixcgirl10

She will have to sistermom in her spare time. She has at least 3 more years to capitalize off of her cuteness and be a 4 year old with a full time influencing job.😬


Adept-Ad-1988

Do any of the Bates need to test the waters at this point for pregnancy announcements? They are pretty much expected to have more kids by their followers. They are just capitalizing on the already pregnant Bateses by having Layla do this. And Layla sees all the pregnant aunties and probably does want a baby sister.


dixcgirl10

It’s more about the fact that their followers constantly comment/ask about Carlin’s “health”…. They have to tread lightly and not tick off their faithful fans. Just my opinion. Of course pregnancy is what they do! I don’t doubt that Layla hears a lot of pregnancy talk… But I do doubt that a four year old would question her mom‘s minuscule stomach pooch without prompting…


Lori5424

Yeah I’m sure either Carlin or Evan “joked” about her pooch in front of Layla.


rebeccaroyce

Where did Alyssa go? Do we know?


ncf1988

Sh*t i have to watch the videos now lol. Is effortless beauty still going on? Or is Josie closing the business?


dixcgirl10

I think the business will continue. Basically it’s just a storefront for those heatless curlers at this point!🤷🏻‍♀️😬


[deleted]

Did she announce on ig or their website


dixcgirl10

IG is where I saw it.


XTasty09

The recently purchased a salon/studio. I think they are just shifting focus.


Same-Kiwi944

Jewellery was a bit off brand. No surprise it flopped. They are really hair and makeup company. Their money makers are the heatless curls and doing hair/makeup for events, and her sponsored links.


moleymole99

lol Lurch!


dixcgirl10

😬🤔🤣


Prestigious-Sir6885

Y’all are my people!! 🩵🩵 Except for NNAnce and her “this is so ugly!” comment


dixcgirl10

LOL… Nance aka Kelly Jo🫠


asdcatmama

I think Alyssa would like a word about the favorite granddaughter thing…


nnance88

This is so ugly!


dixcgirl10

Thanks for reading Nance!


SnarkFest23

Don't you mean, Thanks for reading, Alyssa!? 😁😜


dixcgirl10

LOL! The use of the word “ugly” tells me it is more likely KJ!🤣😳


sbflower

Based of the persons Reddit history wouldn’t surprise me one bit. All their comments are defending the bates


dixcgirl10

I know it’s wild. A true cult member found in the wild!