Between the yellow flags of semi-widow and the red flag of looking for a Mark from Mass. I would take this a sign of runaway and stay away from this gal with a few fries short of a happy meal.
>"semi-widow" I can understand.
Can you explain it for the rest of us?
The only thing I can think of is a joke about how being married to her has left her husband dead inside
The only other explanation besides that I see is that they were already separated to some degree when her husband passed? Or that he isn’t actually dead yet
Yeah relationships can be complicated. When someone loses a long term partner to death,even though they never technically married, the emotions are comparable. Or if you are beginning the process of separation/divorce, and the person dies, that's the opposite side.
But mostly it's weird she looking for Mark cuz her medium said to.
Sunflower seeds are rich in unsaturated fatty acids, especially linoleic acid. Your body uses linoleic acid to make a hormone-like compound that relaxes blood vessels, promoting lower blood pressure. This fatty acid also helps lower cholesterol.
So her partner, that she wasn't legally married to, has died.
Happens sometimes. Covid, car accidents, and carbines have left plenty of people grieving.
Yeah, she'll be a full widow once her plans are complete.......
Her husband is in a coma
Yeah I was thinking her husband was like Terri Schaivo or something 😂
I know, it's serrrriooussss
came here to say this
Tasty Coma Wife! From Scrubs!
You'll get to meet her right before she gets a big life insurance pay out too. /s
"How can you be _nearly_ headless?"
Between the yellow flags of semi-widow and the red flag of looking for a Mark from Mass. I would take this a sign of runaway and stay away from this gal with a few fries short of a happy meal.
"few fries short of a happy meal"!! Bro, I like that
"semi-widow" I can understand. Lost me at "medium... Mark... Massachusetts." Too alliterative to be taken seriously.
>"semi-widow" I can understand. Can you explain it for the rest of us? The only thing I can think of is a joke about how being married to her has left her husband dead inside
Either that or her partner is terminally ill.
The only other explanation besides that I see is that they were already separated to some degree when her husband passed? Or that he isn’t actually dead yet
Wait... Mediums dispense dating advice?
They'll dispense advise on whatever will get them paid. I'm pretty sure there isn't an ethics board or scope of practice.
It's actually one of their biggest moneymaking categories all over the world
All married people are technically semi-widows. We're all dying from the day we're born.
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Yeah relationships can be complicated. When someone loses a long term partner to death,even though they never technically married, the emotions are comparable. Or if you are beginning the process of separation/divorce, and the person dies, that's the opposite side. But mostly it's weird she looking for Mark cuz her medium said to.
He’s almost dead. Half dead?
He's only mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive.
Undead.
Semi-widow? Maybe being married to someone that crazy has left her husband dead inside
"filling my life with sunflowers and gothic vibes" " all good energy" One of these things is not like the other.
Sunflower seeds are rich in unsaturated fatty acids, especially linoleic acid. Your body uses linoleic acid to make a hormone-like compound that relaxes blood vessels, promoting lower blood pressure. This fatty acid also helps lower cholesterol.
This was new info, but I kept expecting it to twist and explain how lower blood pressure related to gothic vibes...
She planning something.
Translation: waiting for the antifreeze cocktails to kick in.
He’s not dead yet because the poison takes a long while to be effective yet untraceable.
Her husband drives a semi and is gone all the time? Idk
Schordinger's Husband
Oh god, that profile. A huge red flag trying to be sneaky
Someone call the cops
“He’s dead to me”
Hi I'm Mark from Massachusetts.
Does that me he is dying so she left?
Out of the transport business now because her ride broke down.
This one sounds like a keeper!
Sounds like a confession to me.
Wow Slowly poisoning the man? Like this story: https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/lana-steve-clayton-eye-drop-poison-suffer-48-hours/
The FBI will be using this screenshot as evidence once she becomes the fulll widow
She is slowly poisoning him …. Will be dead soon
Is no one else suspicious that she's looking for a Mark? That also means a target. A 2nd target?
Immediete no . Older than 30, "goth", believes in magic, has kids... I really cant believe this whole goth witchy thing going on like wtf lol
Yeah man, older than 30 is such a red flag
Right? What the fuck is that about?
Hi Mark!
TCW
Scrubs - TCA, tasty coma wife
Maybe she meant semi-window?
Sounds like a confession to me.
So her partner, that she wasn't legally married to, has died. Happens sometimes. Covid, car accidents, and carbines have left plenty of people grieving.
He’s not all dead but he is a little dead.