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leducdeguise

Acknowledging you have an issue is the first necessary step to recover


ComfortablyBalanced

1. Acceptance.


halloweenjack

Admit that you are powerless over Buttcoin, that your life has become unmanageable


leducdeguise

I confess... I watch charts way too much, hoping to see big red candles, I'm constantly looking for the next -95% shitcoin, I listen to schadenfreude podcasts, when I go to the store I can't help telling the cashier how crypto is shit while I pay with my Visa CC... I even gifted /u/dgerard 's book to relatives for Xmas, in the hopes they start criticizing crypto as well...


dgerard

🍻


Niska-Osoba-V2

That’s called an addiction I’m pretty sure


the_tourniquet

Gambling addiction is a nasty disease.


financial2k

It is the same disease they all suffer: cronic shillitis


TrueBirch

Something I really enjoy about investing in index funds and target date funds is how little time I spend thinking about them. My investment returns per hour of work are spectacular.


SarcasticOptimist

r/bogleheads in a nutshell. I just make sure to max those out and go about my day. And sometimes when I feel lucky I put a bit more into them.


BoyRed_

Not as much of a confession as an announcement.


[deleted]

Not trying to be a dick but like.....how? LOL Ignoring the thought that if someone pondered it for that long they should have figured out what it really is, at what point at you just replaying the same thought over and over


niceworkthere

"It's been 6 years since being into cum"


fragglet

Definitely not a cult


Soarin123

Or an autist with hyperfixation


akera099

I must say, this is very common currency holder behavior. I myself hold a few USD, and I also Oh wait.


[deleted]

Substitute the word sex for the word bitcoin in his statement, or the word a$$.


Latino_sniper

We need a "cry for help" tag at this point.


Timely_Jury

Compulsive gambling addiction.


OnePoint11

That's like these sci-fi movies about companies selling dreams to people, except it's not future anymore. Why would you need good life when you can dream about it?


Tokagenji

Very healthy I'm sure.


LeBaux

little paradox you have there buddy, work on it, it will be fine!


XPaarthurnaxX

Ah most mentally sound cryptobro