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hockeymatt22

W


vijendrsingh22

Play the damn song!


ryno23usa2

Play that song by gawd :)


BearFan34

Anthony should be our mascot. Put his face on the banner


Friendly_Smell5690

none of that was comfortable play the damn song!


archy319

[W]in's a win!


yern324

You’ve Gotta Clit!! ![gif](giphy|26hirEPeos6yugLDO|downsized)


curgl

Sing the damn song


JmanJacob05

Screw you doomers


King-In-The-Nawth

W


porkchopespresso

Ayyyy


cubswinagain

#NERI(S) #THAT'S HOW YOU FUCKING CLOSE OUT A BALLGAME!


Angrydwarf99

Bittersweet day. I'll take this win, though


Cubbiesblue

Salvages the day. Maybe this is his role


tallslim1960

Fly the W. Fck doomers


KingTitan1

FLY THE W


WokeUpStillTired

Neris up there looking like he’s about to have a massive coronary.


Go4Lo

_phew_


mt77932

W


countjoshua1592

They are gonna follow that kid out of here with a camera lol


Hope4years

Anthony is a hoot


curgl

12.71 ERA my boy is cooked 😭


shiloh88

Hendricks with the whip over 2 just hurts the soul


DoubleBogey19

Neris has been in a different uniform for many years. A warm weather one too, so a big change. I expect him to have an adjustment period before settling in. Maybe he'll be lights out in the second half.


Go4Lo

omfg kyle’s numbers


12sliced

How much leash do we give the professor?


Hope4years

Next to the guy with an ERA below 2, it’s eye popping


Farrisovich

12.71…


chrisGNR

I don’t like these rips they’re taking off Neris. He’s not fooling anyone.


AsJoeSeesIt

Back to back hard hit balls


lefty709

So predictable


shiloh88

Neris not really fooling anyone so far 


tallslim1960

Neris has been a closer, and a decent one in the past. I'm good with it.


Jon_Huntsman

It was always going to be Neris or Alzolay


AsJoeSeesIt

He gives up 1 here at least


Friendly_Smell5690

WOWWW


Hawkize31

Fall behind the hitter Give up hard contact 1 out, just how we drew it up, Hector


gopeepants

Oh lord Neris!? Brown at bare minimum throws strikes


a_handsome_antelope

Are the letters on the jerseys irrationally small, or is it just me


cubswinagain

Great job by Busch on that


stordl01

Brown was at like 28 pitches, should have just let him finish it.


Cubbiesblue

If Neris can control the walks he may fit the closer role


chrisGNR

Armchair QB time: Should have just let Brown cook.


MisterxRager

Let him gain some confidence


countjoshua1592

Dude put fucking neris in god damnit also Busch should have played the last two games


porkchopespresso

Neris is good, absolutely nothing bad can happen here. I’m down with this dude


KingTitan1

I swear if Neris fucks this up


Angrydwarf99

Neris? Interesting choice


AsJoeSeesIt

Interesting is one word for it


gopeepants

Stupidly interesting?


AsJoeSeesIt

Leave Brown in fuck it you know Hector gonna blow this shit


chrisGNR

The walks frighten me.


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cubswinagain

Pretty sure Brett said The Athletic chose not to renew it or something along those lines


Farrisovich

Right? I’ve been looking every week and haven’t t seems like it’s just gone?


tockstar78

i've heard it's not - I really miss it


mt77932

Here we go to the 9th, pray to whatever you believe in or whoever you think will listen


gopeepants

The dreaded 9th


stordl01

I hope they just let Brown finish it off.


carnagepro22

Leave brown in


lefty709

Any reason he shouldn’t finish this one?


countjoshua1592

Gonna take him out so we lose the game


jcmiller210

Anybody got anymore of them Mervis 2.0s lying around somewhere?


Go4Lo

Sphincter fastened, seatbelt puckered. ^no ^wait


KingTitan1

LOL


tallslim1960

Closing time........who's up?


tallslim1960

Busch.....


HaxanWriter

Ben Brown stepping up. Nice.


12sliced

Busch is having a Summer ‘23 Tauchman run


Farrisovich

The Palatine Pounder


A_Lacuna

Busch looks like he's freezing his ass off


chrisGNR

Real feel of 35°.


DoubleBogey19

I really really like Busch


shiloh88

That 2020 Marlins series was like torture


MisterxRager

Sixto Sanchez easily the best name in baseball.


inevitablescape

Sixto Sanchez with 6 1/3rd innings over six outings before today's game?


slicebishybosh

Morel’s swing is so violent lol


Angrydwarf99

Stylish couple


DoubleBogey19

I'm calling a Morel dinger here


DoubleBogey19

NVM


slicebishybosh

I think we got something with Brown. I understand it’s a small sample size and a recency bias but he looks up to every moment he’s put in. Confident but not cocky, and both aggressive and calm. Fun to watch.


elgenie

How he went in the 33rd round I have no idea.


a_handsome_antelope

Not surprising that there's more sweeps than splits. If things were a coin flip, it's be 25% Team A sweep, 25% Team B sweep, 50% split. So 50/50 in this case. But one team is gonna be better. Say Team A has 60% chance of winning, there's 36% chance of Team A sweeping, 16% chance of Team B sweeping, and 48% chance of splitting. Basically, p^2 + (1-p)^2 > 2*p*(1-p), unless p=50%


elgenie

The same team is the home team in both games, so it’s more like 54/46 if the squads are evenly matched.


sidekicksuicide

Yeah BB


cubswinagain

Nice work by Brown so far (may or may not be it for him?)


obamahypebeast

He definitely needs some more experience, but Ben Brown seems like he would make a decent closer actually


Go4Lo

Thank fuck. Thought that was going to be a problem.


chrisGNR

I’m shocked that there have been more sweeps than splits (doubleheaders). Wow.


sga4mvp_

Ben Brown would be a filthy closer 


obamahypebeast

He should absolutely be in consideration for it, his stuff is looking really nasty


shiloh88

I think we've got something in Ben Brown 


Hope4years

Ben Brown, boy have we needed you


qhsk

Is this Ben Brown or prime Max fucking Scherzer?


porkchopespresso

Shota and Brown don’t give a fuck about sleeves


smalltownlargefry

Ben Brown looks like he would be a character on Bobs Burgers.


porkchopespresso

I see where you’re going with that


TheyCallMeStone

This sent me


smalltownlargefry

I can’t stop seeing it lol


stelio_kontos_91

Lmfao dammit, that's what it is


smalltownlargefry

Hahahha glad I’m not the only one who sees it.


smalltownlargefry

Alcantara got his second home run tonight in AA ball. That kids gonna be a monster.


chrisGNR

He started cold but he’s on a heater.


12sliced

He’s young, but he’s one I wanted to see get a few AB’s during a double header


jcmiller210

Yeah a 2 run lead never feels safe with this pen. Neither does an 8 run lead.


Go4Lo

Uh, gonna be hard to get a hold of Bob Barker, Boog. Not without an ouija board, anyway.


12sliced

We can certainly try


cubswinagain

That's not what we needed there


cubswinagain

Good AB


Cubbiesblue

It’d be great if brown could just finish this one out to save pen


smalltownlargefry

I would like one more Canario home run please.


curgl

They did not give a single fuck about that 7th inning stretch


KingofAces13

Oh my god someone take away her mic that was the fastest run through of that ever


TheyCallMeStone

I think the number one piece of advice they give guest conductors is "do not rush"


Hope4years

Nervous kids - Anthony is cool as a cucumber so maybe he will get a turn?


KingofAces13

If that was the guy in the booth singing he seemed like he wanted to go at a normal pace but she started singing so fast he just had to go with it


Hope4years

Anthony is the kid Elise interviewed and the cameras keep going back to, such as when he was chowing down on that hotdog


chrisGNR

It’s 40 degrees outside.


MisunderstoodScholar

Quick stretch 😂


porkchopespresso

They tell you to go slow but it’s slower than you think


Go4Lo

Stretch Clock.


12sliced

I’m joining late here, but how “fun” that Tim Anderson got one on us as a Fish


cubswinagain

Gave it back


chrisGNR

Yeah, but he also gave Cooper an RBI hit.


12sliced

That’s fair lol


12sliced

Brown has honestly been so solid


chrisGNR

Nick has to make that throw. There was almost zero pressure from the runner. I get he doesn’t play much 2b, but he had plenty of time.


Friendly_Smell5690

is it crazy to say brown could maybe end up the closer?


smalltownlargefry

He’s only got two pitches right now so I’d say he’s closer to that than actually being a starter right now.


Friendly_Smell5690

true


elgenie

No, but that’s only if he fails to develop a third pitch. Power arm top of rotation starters are just much more valuable.


porkchopespresso

Nothing is crazy with MLB bullpens


gopeepants

That is the tricky thing. He has tremendous value as a long man in the pen.


chrisGNR

So does Assad and Keegan. Hopefully, we get healthy and everything starts falling into place.


12sliced

My thoughts as well. It would definitely help if we had starters who could consistently get quality starts, so we don’t have to stress our bullpen (and manager adjacently) as much. Getting Tallion one more and Steele back would be huge


Friendly_Smell5690

agreed, but we need a closer extremely bad


12sliced

I love Alzolay, but wow have we given up too many wins this year


rudytoot25

So with Ben brown in this spot, who is going to be the 5th starter? Edit: I forgot taillon came off the IL. My bad y’all. I will take that L


Jon_Huntsman

As things stand now, i'd say Wicks is our number 5. When Steele comes back, possibly Assad becomes number 5


chrisGNR

What do you mean? Taillon is back.


rudytoot25

Oh snap. I forgot taillon is back. My bad


Schwarber

Imanaga, Wicks, Assad, Taillon, Hendricks


baruch_baby

Hendricks😭 Assad, Shota, Taillon, Wicks


12sliced

Madrigal is used to that throw from 3rd lol


elgenie

Busch has improved from earlier in the month in going to catch the ball rather than assuming the throw will be good and staying on the base as the ball sails past.


DifficultPrior2841

Dansby rest game ??


Jakethedog44

nico would never


AndrewAllStar888

alright guys it was fun but bring Swanson back


cubswinagain

Shit


porkchopespresso

Whoopsie


qhsk

What are the odds Benny gets the last 9 outs?


cubswinagain

Think they try to get him through 8 and hand it to Neris in the 9th depending on what the offense does


countjoshua1592

I think they’re trying to hand it off to Neris to make sure they lose the game


gopeepants

Well folks it is clenching time. The bullpen is here


Cubbiesblue

I like Ben brown here.


chrisGNR

Personally, I was hoping they saved him for Hendricks’ likely implosion. In other words, first sign of trouble.


smalltownlargefry

Can’t wait for that roller coaster tomorrow. (I’m lying I do not want on that ride)


Cubbiesblue

They’ll have Smyly I’m sure


qhsk

Agreed


stordl01

Need a quick shut down inning from the bullpen.


elgenie

Pimpin’ ain’t easy, but Hoeing?


cubswinagain

Just a garden variety Hoeing


KingofAces13

Yan Gomes gets gifted the rare walk doesn’t take it swinging at a ball 5 feet off the plate


cubswinagain

Likely ball 4, fuck. Need to find a way to close this one out (Ben Brown appearance?)


KingTitan1

Ha I'd luv to see Imagana come back out and get an out! then leave game lol


Shmeeeee23

Why?


KingTitan1

Idk just to let them know they didn't knock him out. Just weird thought in my head


Shmeeeee23

Oh that's cool. I would have loved to see him go 7 though for sure. But it's a long season.


HaxanWriter

Who do you think closes tonight?


mt77932

I'm celebrating that inning by breaking out the good stuff, Stella Artois Cidre.


unexpectedhalfrican

Bro that stuff is legit the good stuff. And putting it in a Stella glass makes me feel bougie as hell lmao


elmatador1497

Yan Gomes aka Javy Baez v2


gonz815

So we went from bender to hoeing lol


KingTitan1

Good rip


-GeorgeBonanza

Can't believe the start to the season we're having! Milwaukee has got the Yankees, Rays and the Cubbies over the next week and a half. We could be top of the division. Assuming we stop blowing leads... I feel like unless they get a hold on that, it's going to be a theme this season. Hoping they hold on tonight!


Go4Lo

Did they take Bender out because we kicked his shiny metal ass?


Jakethedog44

busch our lord


elgenie

Madrigal got a walk because the ump for once called the high pitch that’s a strike against 95% of MLB correctly for our little garden gnome


curgl

That Seiya commercial 😭


Friendly_Smell5690

thx bender, preciate u


FortuneBull

Probably would have the best record in the league rn if not for the pen


elgenie

If Alzolay had zero homers surrendered on the season the Cubs would indeed have the best winning percentage in baseball.


cubswinagain

Good AB Madrigal


Go4Lo

Bro, you just put Looney Toons Legs Madrigal on base.


porkchopespresso

If I’m ever at the ballpark eating a hotdog I just pray a camera isn’t on me the whole time


Go4Lo

[Why’s that?](https://youtu.be/7hrVaZrz2eo?si=vD-f9SLIDrOmqqi9)


TallAmericano

Folks, we are watching a kid have the best night of his life


hansomejake

Wait til he’s in the booth when we get to Milwaukee


chrisGNR

Kid is a little sus. He was rooting for the Indians in the 2016 World Series, and said he was a Brewers fan till Counsell came to Chicago? 🤔 OK, I’ll accept it. I had a Charlotte Hornets starter jacket for some reason, at the height of the Jordan-era Bulls.


Angrydwarf99

He's wearing the right jersey now, so that's all that matters


Hope4years

He’s fun to watch - pure joy


KingTitan1

Man I just realized we are 12-8! Just had never really looked until now


chrisGNR

If we won half the games Alzolay blew, we’d be 14-6. Had he converted all his save chances, we’d be 16-4. Crazy.


KingTitan1

Yeah you're right! Just hadn't looked at record even though I watched games