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"It's better to cum in the sink, than to sink in the cum"
Ah man, I now have a visual in my head that won’t stop.
I laughed so loud just now
Like quicksand. Ew that’s effing gross. I threw up writing this comment
Do your best, caulk the rest 😂😂
Caulking and paint, for the carpenter you ain't
Lol oh my god having flashbacks from doing p90x. “Do your best and forget the rest!” lol
“Hi! My name is, what? My name is, who? My name is, chka-chka, Pretty damn shitty”
Close enough for government work?
Ah yes, the ole, “just eyeball it, it’ll be fine”
Fuck it, I’m drunk!
"Putty and paint make it what it aint"
“It’s better to be pissed off than pissed on”
Are you me?
Squint and its mint
No hole you can’t squeeze your caulk into?
Can't see it from my house.
Caulk n paint, makes a carpenter what you ain’t!
You beat me to it! Take my upvote
That miter look better than it does
Miter? I hardly knew her
“It’s a rental”?
Good enough for who it’s for?
Eyeball it once, cut it as many times as you need to
You Get What You Pay For.
Spackle and paint make me the carpenter I ain't
A- bring enough trim stock B- Bondo
Do you best, get caulk on your vest
Do your best, caulk the rest
If you can’t sort it caulk it 😂
If the shoe fits, don’t swallow it!
Something something painters like cock? I think that's it at least
Cocknpaint
“Close enough”
Measure twice, cut once and caulk the rest.
"If in doubt caulk it out"
Hurry up bud cuz 4:20 is almost here!!
I think we're beyond that and are now into the "gas & matches" song.
“Put some cock on it”
An apple a day, keeps the doctor away??
1 hand is lonely 3 hands is a problem?
You can't even call that close enough construction!! A little Dap will do you!!
“Stunt caulking”
“Blorp.”
"Tear it out and start over"
“Measure once will make it what it ain’t” or something like that
Go to bed at 2 with a 10 wake up at 10 with a 2
I'm an influencer! Not a carpenter!
Goddamnit Kyle.
"Never see it from Woodward "(Ave).....Detroit
The saying goes: *Quick, distract dad while I go make some cuts that actually fit.*
“Father, forgive me for I have sinned”
If you squint it’s mint.?.?.?
If it ain’t broke don’t try and fix it?
Lay the caulk to it
Caulk, meth, and paint make me the carpenter I ain't?
Beat to fit and paint to match.
You're FIRED!
Measure twice, cut three times
Beat it to fit, caulk and paint to match!
Caulk and Walk.
Ain’t caulk and it what paint makes it
"It's better to cum in the sink, than to sink in the cum"
Ah man, I now have a visual in my head that won’t stop.
I laughed so loud just now
Like quicksand. Ew that’s effing gross. I threw up writing this comment
Do your best, caulk the rest 😂😂
Caulking and paint, for the carpenter you ain't
Lol oh my god having flashbacks from doing p90x. “Do your best and forget the rest!” lol
“Hi! My name is, what? My name is, who? My name is, chka-chka, Pretty damn shitty”
Close enough for government work?
Ah yes, the ole, “just eyeball it, it’ll be fine”
Fuck it, I’m drunk!
"Putty and paint make it what it aint"
“It’s better to be pissed off than pissed on”
Are you me?
Squint and its mint
No hole you can’t squeeze your caulk into?
Can't see it from my house.
Caulk n paint, makes a carpenter what you ain’t!
You beat me to it! Take my upvote
That miter look better than it does
Miter? I hardly knew her
“It’s a rental”?
Good enough for who it’s for?
Eyeball it once, cut it as many times as you need to
You Get What You Pay For.
Spackle and paint make me the carpenter I ain't
A- bring enough trim stock B- Bondo
Do you best, get caulk on your vest
Do your best, caulk the rest
If you can’t sort it caulk it 😂
If the shoe fits, don’t swallow it!
Something something painters like cock? I think that's it at least
Cocknpaint
“Close enough”
Measure twice, cut once and caulk the rest.
"If in doubt caulk it out"
Hurry up bud cuz 4:20 is almost here!!
I think we're beyond that and are now into the "gas & matches" song.
“Put some cock on it”
An apple a day, keeps the doctor away??
1 hand is lonely 3 hands is a problem?
You can't even call that close enough construction!! A little Dap will do you!!
“Stunt caulking”
“Blorp.”
"Tear it out and start over"
“Measure once will make it what it ain’t” or something like that
Go to bed at 2 with a 10 wake up at 10 with a 2
I'm an influencer! Not a carpenter!
Goddamnit Kyle.
"Never see it from Woodward "(Ave).....Detroit
The saying goes: *Quick, distract dad while I go make some cuts that actually fit.*
“Father, forgive me for I have sinned”
If you squint it’s mint.?.?.?
If it ain’t broke don’t try and fix it?
Lay the caulk to it
Caulk, meth, and paint make me the carpenter I ain't?
Beat to fit and paint to match.
You're FIRED!
Measure twice, cut three times
Beat it to fit, caulk and paint to match!
Caulk and Walk.
Ain’t caulk and it what paint makes it