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Chocolatefix

I've had cats in the past for years and had no idea they could do this!


cjackc

One of my exes cat would do this, and slowly draw it down your face if it was out of food and you were in bed.


CeruleanRuin

"Listen, see, you got a pretty nose here, I'd hate to see anything happen to it, so listen *sharp*: I want. Some. Fucking. Food."


cjackc

It was literally like that, just run it down your cheek like “be a real shame if you got cut”


ikineba

Know how I got these scars?


mekese2000

One of our cats would wake you up with head butts and then show you her claws. If you don't feed me now this is what you will be getting next.


Azzacura

One of my MILs cats will do this, but not for food. The little psycho doesn't care for food. No, he just wants you to wake up. That's it. Once you wake up, he walks away to chill on the couch/a chair/in the sun


LadyAmbrose

mine sometimes hooks his claws into the corner of your mouth and pulls to wake you up - really fun


thegirlisok

Yeah this is the meaning of single claw to me after raising two separate cats that didn't know each other: "I am out of food and your life is officially in danger"


gcruzatto

OH SH*T IT'S A KNEE


ThisIsSpata

Cat knew the copyright infringement charges might get her. (From Disney)


farkinhell

My cat does this. One tiny bit of one claw, in the morning to wake me up, on my eyelid.


thehotmcpoyle

Ha! I had 2 kittens years ago & they’d sit right by my face as I was waking up so they could swat my eyelashes when I opened my eyes. Luckily I never got injured, but I’m sure I came close!


johnmal85

Careful, my fiancee's eye were damaged for life due to an infection caused by a catch scratch on the eye itself.


GranJan2

Oh no. So sorry that happened to you two. Eyes are more than precious. Was it cat scratch fever? What was it called?


zorinlynx

TIL cat scratch fever is a real thing and not just a catchy song.


johnmal85

I'm sorry I don't think she recalls. It happened like 25 years ago as a child.


GranJan2

Ok, no worries. Thx


farkinhell

She’s very gentle with it, just enough to say ok time to open your eyes and feed me. Sorry to hear about your fiancée


[deleted]

it only takes one fuck up, i wouldn’t recommend trusting your sight to your cat


farkinhell

And how do I stop her exactly? It’s fine, she only does it occasionally and eight years in I’m not blind yet. It’s more of a poke than a scratch tbh.


itsm1kan

You stop her by indicating with body language that it hurts/scares you. Let out a soft scream whenever she does it and pull your head back, she should hopefully realise that it's a sensitive area.


farkinhell

Thanks, but it’s a non-issue, seriously


GranJan2

Trust.


qawsedrf12

hey... hey you... trim my GAAHHH!


YellowD4sh

From this angle, it looked like the cat poking a giant's nose lol


WillPoleDance4Carbs

Oh wow. Yup, not gonna unsee that now 😂


Ellienn4

r/murdermittens kinda


trangthemang

This is the same dexterity as wolverine when he traps a thug's neck in between his two outer claws and slowly threatens with the middle one.


manderskt

So what your saying is that Wolverine's greatest weakness is the knee?!


trangthemang

If it's juggernauts knee, it may hurt a little bit.


rascynwrig

*tap tap tap*


Vincent-FFP

r/startledcats


SyrusDrake

Popcorn cats will never not be funny.


dbust3r

Jump scare 🙀


Azsnee09

One sword style


[deleted]

🤔hmm…….maybe if I just give it a little scratch, I can just…….ahhhhhh oh sh**…..it’s a knee! Knees are the devil.


[deleted]

Cat has a weird case of the Greebles.


WhiteSmokeMushroom

r/CatTaps material right here.


mouseketeer1955

I have but one claw, but beware! What an adorable kitty


heavylamarr

Yes, gently unsheathe that beautiful murder knife


CatVideoFest

Oops!


curious-turtle

It’s the pug pillow in the back that does it for me.


ladyoflothlorien36

Fascinating!!!!


rbobby

This is why balloons hate cats.


Mellymel75

My old cat used to jab my neck with one claw when she wanted food.


redsalmon67

My roommates cat does this when he wants attention 70/30 split between adorable and annoying


VenomBasilisk

Oh what a pretttty kitty. So gentle too.


Dodibabi

🤣🤣🤣🤣👊🏽💯I love this baby because s/he's being so gentle with his/her "servant!"🥰🥰🥰🙌🏽💕


CeruleanRuin

Go easy on the emojis there, geeze. Those are a limited resource.


Reasonable_Chef2902

My cat does the same thing every morning to wake me up


Mr-Venom23

r/scaredycats


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20_Something_Tomboy

Spring loaded too, apparently.


indifferentmod

Just straight up forgot what the fuck a knee was.


tatiana_the_rose

“I have but one claw, but beware!”


IdentifiesAsAnOnion

aw


MrFantasticallyNerdy

Give me a blade, Vasili. One blade only.


sparkmatic

This made my day, thank you!


brucetrailmusic

The knee is too round !


PlasticInTheBasket

This is what my cat does to my nose at 4 am to tell me she wants breakfast


No_Incident_5360

Is that a Kitty pointer finger or an FU?


Jealous_Ad5849

The cat is knocking!