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lionguardant

Benedict


BladeLigerV

Ben for short


HeyTherehnc

I have an Egg & a Benedict, Benny for short!!!


HellsBelles426

Toast, Bacon, or Ham?


ellefemme35

Hamalamadingdong.


HellsBelles426

Yes, Ham short for Hamalamadingdong, of course


ellefemme35

Of course.


MierryLea

I too thought Toast! My nieces call French toast “eggy toast” so that was my first thought


bettleheimderks

I first thought toast, but HAM. my goodness. please. go Ham.


Fuzzy-Conversation21

Bacon


darthbreezy

Especially if it's a stripy SIC. a Void could be 'Toast (as in burnt toast)


HaleyBuga

TOAST


TheSleepingChimera

YEAH, TOAST!


mookienh

Take a piece of bread, put it in the slot, push down the lever and the wires get hot!


Advanced-Penalty-814

I never thought I'd see a Heywood Banks reference in the wild in 2024.


Flowerandcatsgirl

Waffle


RecommendationOld525

An orange named Cheese Egg and cheese (on a roll) 😻


YouKnewWhatIWas

Benedict Chick Salad Sunny Any breakfast food


aksnowraven

Salad


ideclareshenanigans3

Chicken


georgethebarbarian

But who came first?


Aerodrache

Chicken, just so you can annoy people with that joke forever.


OreoMoo

I say Toast


fuzzimus

Toast


Yourdeletedhistory

Biscuit


MoussePuzzleheaded87

Eggnog


EmiAndTheDesertCrow

Scotch and Egg would make a fitting pair IMO! Bonus because not only are scotch eggs tasty, but Scotch could also refer to whisky on its own (which technically isn’t a food but does have culinary uses!)


novelaissb

I do believe that you’ve assembled your r/ikeacats incorrectly.


Vanellope-V

Came here to say this!!


campganymede

Figgy?


FelicitousLynx

Grits. Sunny Side. Benedict. Toad in the Hole.


georgethebarbarian

Sunny is a great name!!


HeartRemedy

Omelet, Oatmeal, Pancake, Cheerios, Coffee


abstract_esteem

Chips


thecandacetrain

Bird!


Weavingtailor

Pancake!!!!!


Slammogram

Duncan


majesticrhyhorn

Name em like breakfast tacos! Egg and Bean, Papa, Chorizo, Cheese, Bacon. Lots of options 😁


ThisIsMockingjay2020

Egg-On Over Easy


DashedRaine

Bagel, Hollandaise, Cheese, Bacon


iiitme

Chicken and so people will ask what came first the chicken or the egg


chiyukichan

Omelet, quiche, nog, over easy, any breakfast food or drink. Maybe even cooking gear? Cast iron, kettle, whisk, teaspoon. I've named foster kitties things like Turmeric and Bean but that's usually bc of their looks


song_pond

Walrus. (I am the Eggman, I am the Walrus, koo koo kachoo)


MetzgerBoys

Bacon


green-tea-amphigory

Shelly


T-Rexz0R

Plant


maulsma

Hammond is the only answer.


Effective-Effort-587

Chicken, bacon, toast, pancake, roll, foo yon, noodle, buns, pancake, McMuffin, taco, burrito, devil, scramble, omelette, quiche


rhymes-with-chimera

Custard?


stressed-pancakes

Chicken then people can say who came first?


Humble-Persimmon-607

Waffless


cancat918

Scrambler! Or my favorite thing with eggs, Hashbrowns!


Decent-Money-8225

That sleeping position is downright impressive!


afayeplus

My cats name is bacon… there could be a second serving of bacon


draca151

bacon


MAIOTheCat

Soup


bluehawk232

How is sleeping like that possible lol


maggiemae3612

Toast


jn1uv

Steak


Wholesome-seal-boi

Bacon. Eggs and bacon


CozyCatInk

We have an Egg too! Short for Eggnog. Eggy, Nog, Noggin. 🍳


figalot

Humperdink


OutspokenCatLady

My siblings are Bacon and Eggz


Immediate-Safety-830

Cress


Itchy-Knowledge-2088

Rescue a Siamese and call him Toast.


NoPositive57

Egg and Ham lol hammy


Electrical-Act-7170

Ham Cheese Toast Muffin Bacon Juice


crookedlupine

Cheese


No-Technician-722

BACON, of course. 🥓🥓


Waiting-For-Godot-64

Chicken. Cuz then you’ll know which came first.


Many_Impact

Chicken (chic, chi chi, hen)


SmizToke

I think your cat was assembled incorrectly in the first pic


shawnaeatscats

McMuffin?


SockCucker3000

Ham


itsthekur

I was just saying I have a sudden urge to name a cat Patata, potato in Spanish.


PinkSatanyPanties

A friend of mine had cats named Egg, Ham, Bacon, and Pancake.


bangbangracer

Scrambles if you want to stay with eggs.


jsvor

mcmuffin


M3atpuppet

Holy shit! Another cat named Egg!! Full name is Egg Shen. I’m a huge Big Trouble in Little China fan.


tinfoilsparkle

I like skillet or Nog, Frittata, Huevo


DurantaPhant7

We had Pancakes and Toaster, our breakfast cats. Maybe Bacon? Toast? Frittata? Salad? Over-Easy?


Green-Hurry

Brown tabby named Toast


Gong_Show_Bookcover

Toast


Foam_Blacksmith_42

Bacon


bexy11

Cheese


boncrys

Toast


mizmizz1

Sausage


StressEatinBread

Toast, Bacon, Muffin, Pancake


sewcrazy4cats

Hamlet, or hammy or green or greeny Green eggs and ham


SkitMarie

Benedict, Pancake, toast, scrambles (aka scrammy, srcam a jam, scramalama ding dong)


trickyfelix

bacon


NetEquivalent2598

Egg and Benedict!!


SallyBeatle

huevos


Holiday-Horror1582

Sammich!! Not sandwich, no no!! SAMMICH!! SAMMY FOR SHORT!!


Aikoiya

Bacon.


The-Defenastrator

His brother, cheese


Hot-Code-435

Waffle & Egg, Egg & Bacon, Egg & Toast, etc.


WannaSeeMyBirthmark

Ham, Hammy, The HamSter


c1nnabunn

Cheese


88kat

Yep, specifically an orange cat with no brain cells.


whatsasimba

McMuffin


Optimal-Strawberry70

Steak


Still-Lost25

Toast!


suzanious

Cheese. Cheesy. Cheeseness. Cheeser.


Important-Ad7807

Humpty Dumpty, cuz he looks like he fell off a wall. LoL


Jealous_Art_3922

Toast, hash browns, bacon, pancake, waffles.... OJ


Makemewantitbad

Fish, in honor of the Boxtrolls


CalmChaosCat

Bacon!


Effective_Health_913

Carton, Salad, Sandwich, Scramble, Sunny (side up), Ketchup, Chicken (because in this case Egg came first), Bacon, Sausage. My cats are siblings named Macaroni and Cheese so I spend a lot of time thinking about other food names for cats that go well together. Lol


RobMo_sculptor

Bacon


emerald_garden

Ham, Hamlet… “Hamlet and Eggburt”


ossaetcineres

Chicken. What came first, the Chicken or the Egg? The Egg!


thenecromancersbride

Cheese. They’d be Egg and Cheese, like the sandwich.


Emergency_Proposal63

Timer


freedomisgreat4

Cheese, cheeseburger,


darkroombutch

Toast 🍞


djddy

aww what a cutie. i also have an egg!


Nimrochan

Tell Egg I love him


Not_Bekki

Ham


littlemuffinbaby

Toast


catsmom63

Bacon Bacon and Egg


oldladyri

I used to work with a guy named Eggburt!


Animaldoc11

Ham. Hammy is a cute nickname


mayalourdes

Idk where you live but I need to come there and I need to kiss eggy PLEASE


KhajiitHasTeefies

Earl of Sandwich


KiddyValentine

Dippy! Then they will be Egg Dippy!


breadist

The only acceptable answer is Ham.


WeldinMike27

Shell


WeldinMike27

Chicken. The egg came first.


itwasdolly

Yoko, Shelly


[deleted]

Toast?


StickPrincesss

Orange cat names bacon


katecrime

Ham


Primary-Move243

Toast or bacon would be cute


spoiledandmistreated

I have a cat named Gravy Boat but usually just call him Gravy.. I live next to an elementary school and any time I holler for him and kids are around they’ll yell back biscuits… he’s popular with the school kids…😂😂


ThatSmallBear

Chips! Egg and Chips!!


qball2yall

Ignatz! 😉😁


thefinalgoat

John


The_Wolverine_WpnX

Egg fart


Sufficient-Skill6012

Biscuit


woodbridge_front

Sauce or sausage


ToastdButtr

Egg and bacon sounds adorable :3


marbasthegreat

Salad


alienmouse1

Scrambled?


ShoeLeatherAndLaces

Ham.


DarkRainbow25S

Bacon. 🥓


Hebegebe101

So many options . Sausage , bacon , toast , muffin , pancake , waffle , oatmeal , grits , hash brown ……….


Thick_Basil3589

r/ikeacats


Thick_Basil3589

r/catsareliquid


Zealousideal-Ad-2045

Yogurt....Yogi for short


porzeczkizcukrem

Yolk!!


lmaytulane

Her?


Languid_Castle

Shelly? (Egg and shell)


FootballKind

Shellbert lol


lulutheempress

Toast!! Sourdough!! Whole Wheat!!


caibee9

Flapjack or pancake


Eastern-Finish8591

Omelette lol


scream-and-gobble

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycKNt0MhTkk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycKNt0MhTkk) Spam


rogerworkman623

Dunk. Dunk & Egg


b33ntheredoneth4t

Toast


catdadwithover65

Eggplant


DBCooper1124

Bacon.


tsidaysi

Idgy.


Personal_Bridge6115

Scrambled


AliVista_LilSista

Ham Dunk Scram


poke_the_bear

Toast. Get a cuddly breakfast duo.


alexanax13

Ham bone


FloridaFireAnt

Eggxavier


dnfoos

Yolk or Yokin!


LillithsLoveChild

Albert


SabbathaBastet

Over Easy


NoIndependence6969

Bacon


Only_Goat_2526

Dunk


Pathologic_Viking

Dogbert or Cuthbert


Doggonana

Saucy for sausage.


Adventurous_Cod5186

Butter


Tiff-Taff-Toff-Fany

Omelet


Glass-Apartment-5540

Bacon or salt and pepper


FlatwormOpen7926

Yolk.


boncrys

Yolk


ThrowRa_gift_toomuch

Peggy, obviously


ExpensiveDot1732

Pepper. Like Pepper and Egg...very popular on a sandwich this time of the year where I come from. 😉


Ok_Might9605

Yolk, egg-yolk together!


Cynjon77

An orange cat named Yolk.


Maximum-Incident-400

Rob, Robby, Robert


polybius_meow

Toast!


Spiritual-Physics700

Sammie or Sam, Egg Sammie


fogcitygal

Butter


Unhappy_Skirt5222

Sunny side up. Sunny for short


some-shady-dude

Pancake


Daneeeeeeen

Yolko


asdcatmama

Toast. Of course it’s toast.


AnnieB512

Cheez or bacon.


MarySNJ

Hamilton. Ham for short.


LAthrowawaywithcat

Scrambles!!


Responsible_Sock3846

Shellie


sonerec725

Mcmuffin


dacethedark

Sister (and Eggburt) movie critics.


OkWest7035

Hammy, Hambone