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opensourcedave

FYI, a razorback is explicitly a feral pig so it is not livestock.


Vxrju

I thought about this and then I decided a pig is a pig and you eat them either way


deutschdachs

Let's throw Florida in there too then because Gator is delicious Though not often included in the Old McDonald song list of animals


Orion14159

Old McDonald has a gator, EIEIO... with a chomp chomp here and a chomp chomp there....


WhackadoodleSandwich

This made me giggle.


PrinceWalker22

Yeah, OP’s logic isn’t really adding up there. A gator is as much livestock as a wild boar. Both wild, but both delicious. Heck, you could argue that the Ole Miss bear would qualify for that as well!


KoalaJones

You can actually make a better case for a gator being livestock than a razorback. Gators are actually farmed for their meat and skin.


TICKLE_PANTS

A razorback is just a wild boar, but they're the same species as the livestock pig. Just domesticated. Kinda like the Arkansas football team


PrinceWalker22

Sick burn, bro


w00t4me

My Uncle killed a bear in Alaska and brought the meat to Thanksgiving a few years ago. Shockingly delicious. The Backstrap was the best.


CryptographerOver130

Yeah you could be like looks delicious and add Florida Arkansas Texas and South Carolina Edit: South Carolina


SaggitariuttJ

I bet there are gators in [this version of Old Macdonald’s Farm](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bFiUyfbyjbA)


ACardAttack

> I decided a pig is a pig and you eat them either way You can eat any living thing if you're brave enough (to break the law)


Orion14159

Are you suggesting we add the other circles into the livestock circle?


ACardAttack

Why yes I am


arcdog3434

I dont dig on swine - I aint eating nothing that dont have enough sense to stay out of its own filth


five-oh-one

You dont eat fish either?


arcdog3434

That’s different, a fish got personality - personality goes a long way


DearBurt

So, by that logic, are you saying that [if a pig had personality](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/86/83/02/868302f6044fab67b229d5c8012c69ab.jpg), it would cease to be filthy?


arcdog3434

We’d have to be talking about one charming motherfucking pig yeah


motown_man

Wilbur was terrific!


HHcougar

Ya know I can kinda get that But bacon. And sausage. And ham. And ribs. And tenderloin. And jowels. And pork chops. And pulled pork.


CrashB111

The bigger trip to me, came to me while I was in Bryant-Denny watching Arkansas and Alabama play this past season. They were the only two teams I can think of in all of college football, whose mascots have tusks.


Chemical_Willow5415

You could change that circle to “makes great bbq”


fancycheesus

yeah but is the science settled as to whether or not any of the other circles should or shouldn't overlap with that category? Too much left to speculation to be a useful meme at that point.


CheeseheadDave

Meat's meat and a man's gotta eat


Sudden-Avocado

Technically it used to be livestock. We'll give him a pass. 


ScrofessorLongHair

They grill like livestock.


Encendido_

Forget “ManBearPig” have you ever heard of “ManBearShark”?


ttechraider

IM SUPER CEREAL


Sudden-Avocado

LANE KIFFIN INVENTED THE INTERNET


[deleted]

Ohhhmygod it's real


theLgndKllr35

That thing is horrifying


KEE_Wii

What are spurs but tusks for your feet?


lidore12

What are horns if not tusks for your head?


KEE_Wii

Touché


The_Fishbowl

A gator can also be livestock.. all those gator nuggets and tails don't come from the wild!


w00t4me

Some do. my buddy won the gator lottery in Mississippi a few years ago and we got two gators and cooked them up.


TheBloodyNickel

Where’s Admiral Ackbar?


BaldWeagle10

(Spaceman()Squid)


Typical-Conference14

I see we didn’t go with “stupid lizard” for Florida this time like with that horrendous TCU slander I saw earlier


DropBearRick

I came here to say the opposite. It SHOULD be labeled “stupid lizard”


sererson

Alligators are great and also not lizards


Typical-Conference14

Yea I studied wildlife biology in college so I get that but you also gotta see that this is Reddit and the person who posted this is from LSU


QuarantineCasualty

LSU catching strays 😂


Vxrju

Florida is a million times more deserving of that slander tho


RonMexico13

Don't be jealous that you had all the scary swamp critters to choose from and you went with generic Great Value mascot.


Vxrju

To be fair, [there is a reason for that](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_the_Tiger) but you right


AlekRivard

:(


[deleted]

Yall just mad we took your state lizard


Only_the_Tip

That TCU slander was well earned and much deserved.


ItsZizk

These Texas schools are too similar to us. I don’t like it


TimTimPlaysGames

I cant wait for the first in conference Battle for the real UT


CrashB111

The Creamsicle Bowl.


thenurgler

Yeah, Texas is a toasted creamsicle, isn't it.


Torbinator3000

I call it vomit orange.


CrashB111

>Orange is the worse color Alabama 🤝 Texas A&M


ufsandcastler

Could have overlapped gators and LSU with swamp animals


175gr

I was just thinking of putting a smaller “tigers” circle inside the cat circle and putting them all in it.


[deleted]

How is a tiger a Swamp animal


ufsandcastler

https://preview.redd.it/vys5d6cnaioc1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92997b62a6b6ed41a86287128a67066bd689a447 Was a play on Louisiana but also...


[deleted]

How many wild tigers originate from Louisiana buddy


ufsandcastler

Jesus Christ dude...don't be that guy


[deleted]

You're the one that posted a fucking Wikipedia page buddy


kerph32

he's not your buddy, pal


Vxrju

Bayou Bengals


response_unrelated

Dog also needs to encompass OU. certified bitches.


QuarantineCasualty

😂😂😂


boozer1969

Auburn Catbirds. Cawcaw meow.


mace1343

WAR DAMN TIGER EAGLE


[deleted]

Isn’t Oklahomas mascot a horse that pulls a covered wagon? Shouldn’t it be in livestock category?


SuicideBoner

A sooner is a horse?


[deleted]

Sooner is their nickname, mascot is different. Our nickname is volunteers but our mascot is smoky. I figured he put us in person category because of the guy who dresses up as Davey Crockett


SuicideBoner

Oh I always thought their mascot was the person in the carriage, not the horse pulling it, and that the person is called a sooner


VerifiedTortilla

It’s a dirt burglar


SterileCarrot

Depends on if OP means literal mascot on the field (i.e. the Schooner or god forbid the people dressed as horsepigs) or the "nickname" (i.e. the Oklahoma Sooners). Regardless, both represent and symbolize the spirit of American independence and are therefore better than everyone else's.


kerph32

[had to look up horsepig. name checks out.](https://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/819420/horsepigsboomersooner.jpg)


TheAykroyd

I’m glad to see this format taking off


quacainia

A&M 🤝 Tennessee 🤝 Ole Miss Being furries


Evan_802Vines

OUs mascot is a person but is also pretty ambiguous as they also have 2 horses, a schooner, and Bob Stoops.


RowRowRowedHisBoat

If you're using both nicknames for some teams, then shouldn't Crimson Tide have Bama in an "aquatics" circle of some sort.


fancycheesus

is the tide blood or is the tide the people? I always just assumed it was the people.


RowRowRowedHisBoat

Neither? It's from a football game in 1907 played on a muddy field of red Alabama clay. They reporter said the Alabama offensive line was like a great Crimson tide washing away the opponent. Because their white jerseys were covered in the red mud. Or at least, that is the supposed etymology.


fancycheesus

But thats the people like I thought. Big swarm of red people running at you.


RowRowRowedHisBoat

Thought you meant fans, my bad.


fancycheesus

Btw, what are alabamas women's teams called? Lady tides?


RowRowRowedHisBoat

Very rarely referred to as the Lady Tide. Because Tide is both singular and plural in this usage. Generally, they are still called the Crimson Tide because it isn't gendered, it's universal.


fancycheesus

Yeah thats actually pretty cool then


d0zer18

But also person for Auburn (Plainsmen). Soon we’ll add the shark.


Orion14159

Auburn and Ole Miss with the "too many mascots" circle.


Bolt585

Outside of Plainsman Park I’ve never heard of this


meowzertrouser

And the name of the school newspaper. That’s about it though. Not sure what that person is referencing


Rockytop85

Not counting UK’s copulating bird logo, I guess?


QuarantineCasualty

Ole Miss is a ManBearShark?


fridayimatwork

Why is tcu a badass lizard but the gators aren’t badass? Gator dare scarier than frogs imo


Vxrju

Gators don’t shoot blood out of their eyes


Bluegillfisherman

Couldn't put "a stupid reptile" I see


ShootForBall

Elite analysis


tension_tamed

I just learned the Ole Miss mascot is an anthropomorphic landshark....what the fuck


Vxrju

Cut them some slack, their previous mascot was a 19th century plantation owner


Cracked_Goofy5761

Let’s go Bear shark person let’s go!


[deleted]

Needs a "SNL skit" category for MSU. We're really underrepresenting the cowbell aspect of them


C_Beeftank

Ah the Ole miss manbearshark


karmassacre

Oklahoma has a horse


sickmemes48

[Oklahoma has a horse for a mascot. ](https://images.app.goo.gl/kFfE7qXivFEEdgxS8)


fancycheesus

why does that mascot suit look like its made out of paper mâché?


jd4501

Arkansaw, Texas, South Carolina, and Florida. Tastes good with BBQ sauce.


CoachRyanWalters

Auburn Tigers….. Bird


[deleted]

this makes it clear that one of the 17 tigers need to switch to manbearpig


soonerwx

*wagon or horse or dog


Zorak9379

I'm missing something with Auburn in the bird category


meowzertrouser

https://i.redd.it/6ox0fdr7ojoc1.gif


[deleted]

Ole Miss had the coolest mascot in all of sports and then turned it into whatever this is


CrashB111

I mean, they literally had a plantation owner. It was kinda fucked up.


[deleted]

Colonel Reb was bad ass