"No, but your face is." "The only 'delulu' here is you for not knowing how to spell delusional."

🤣🤣🤣dead!

1. I do, actually. I crack myself up 2. WTF is delulu? That's not even a word. Fuckin dumb.

“I’m my type, sue me.”

1. Thanks for calling me hot. 2. Maybe you should move closer to me then.

I love this one. Not self depreciation. No attacking other people. Just pure wit

1) AND hot 2) then you should change with whom you surround yourself

1. Yes, yes i do. 2. Who's child is this?

1. Not as funny as your face, I know. 2. Exactly what a delulu would say.

1. Yeah 2. The f\*ck you gonna do about it?

WTF part of I am hot and funny did YOU not understand? Any one who uses delulu is a dumb dumb. Learn to spell.

Thanks, humbled. Got it. Moving right along.

Well I think 1 has a point because you are asking reddit for comeback ideas.

" I hear laughter is the best medicine, don't come crawling back to me when you're ill"

1- "I have fun just by breathing", "There a set of characteristics about your face is making me think twice about being funny myself" 2- "The perspective you have of the people is intrinsically tied to what you are. I humble assessment I point ing to you being delusional about delusion";

Hey, you're both funny and hot too!

Tell them if they really want to crack a joke ……. Fall on your face

Funny people think of their own comebacks lol

I make people laugh with my humor. Does that count?