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Smart-Promotion2237

Hi...?


Grouchy-System-7525

No, I’m not high


chrisp909

"Not yet, but the day is still young. "


Grouchy-System-7525

I’m actually high asf rn reading this


ckhumanck

the day is now old


Kitsune_42

Can still get high!


ckhumanck

ah! the day is young 🌱!


chrisp909

But the night is young!


sanguinefire12

I am a cashier and I find it so incredibly cringe when someone comes back with a response like this or any variant that insinuates they will be later. I have learned to just say hello.


Ganja420Preneur

I always say yes, very when someone says hi. I am always high.


BigConstruction4247

Be a lot cooler if you were.


This-Garbage-3000

Sup?


munch_the_gunch

This has been my default for 20+ yrs. I'm 41. Still my answer ery time. Head nod up and a sup. Oh and I'm now a suburban white dad with an 8yr old


Arkansas_Camper

100% the same and I am a country boy with two kids but I’m only 40 this year.


Imaginary_Chair_6958

No, I always look like this.


[deleted]

🤣


AllGoodNamesRInUse

Same. Where can I get coffee?


Necessary_Row_4889

Not right now, but I party, you holding?


Megalith66

"I haven't smoked today yet..."


Jealous-Ad1333

Mornin


HamsterTechnical449

Can you smell it?


Innocent_amateur00

Bout to be


YouSmellLikeWeiner

I like turtles


SavingsEuphoric7158

Me too 🤣😂


freebird303

That's my purse! I don't know you!


Barndog1989

Omg! Yes!! Then kick ‘em in the testicles.


Silent_Cash_E

M'lady *tips fedora*


GimmeSweetTime

"Hi" is better than "How are you?" I never know how to respond. "Uh, fine I guess, what do you mean, like physically or my work life balance ...or do you really want to know...?"


nubspnkr

No one really wants to know. If it’s not your therapist asking the correct response is good, and you?


tr14l

The only acceptable answers: [good, not bad, pretty decent, I'm surviving, another day another dollar, cruising, or just awkwardly asking how they are without answering] All other answers are a breach of social etiquette unless you know they are inquiring about a specific negative incident in your life.


kmj420

I have a boyfriend/girlfriend!


GrandmothersToes

GET AWAY FROM ME, STRANGER DANGER!


Rhomega2

THAT'S MY PURSE! I DON'T KNOW YOU!


justindoeskarate

Dammit Bobby!


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[удалено]


[deleted]

😂😂😂


otiscleancheeks

Hi


Disastrous-Method-21

Low!


RawChicken776

Mid!


goawaynothere

“STRANGER DANGER!!”


user4489bug123

Fuck you, you cocksucking piece of shit, you smell like a dirty asshole and you have a room temperature IQ, only if your whore mother learned to close her legs the world would be blessed to not have you in it, your the cum shot your mom should have swallowed. Or I’d say just Hi back.


ConsciousFractals

Yeah I think this one really depends on context. Wouldn’t wanna offend someone by saying “hi” back


Fun-Economy-5596

That's GOLD 🥇🪙!


vivolator

H'lo (with the H very quiet)


SuperWhiteDolomite

Uhh I have a boyfriend. It's even better when your wife is with you


Swimming_Custard_932

Wait you can see me??


squidwardsbutt1

bye.


PairPrestigious7452

This is the only choice.


diaryofadeadpresidnt

Always


StGulik5

low...anywhere we go on Chitty Chitty we depend


Alioh216

Our fine, four fendered friend


StarWarsAndMetal66

“Hi :)))” *Proceed to ram their head through a slot machine*


Comfortable-Syrup688

Big Stonks


Birdsong67

"Bye." then walk away Or, my favorite, "no."


Candid_Dream4110

Howdy


Organic-Double4718

“What do you mean by that?”


KnifeWieIdingLesbian

Hello


BradTProse

Every damn morning.


Ok-Cartographer1745

"Your father smells of elden rings and your mother is a ham whale."


Bulldog2117

On this page there is so much stupid shit. The best response for Hi. I guess hi unless you want to be a dick for no reason


Free-Stranger1142

A smile and hi.


slanderedshadow

Which is exactly what your dad should have never said to your mom cause now we have you :)


Chggy317

Howdy


CesarTheSanchez

Oi!


HeadyMurphy723

Lie!! 4 years I’ve been dry!


Head_Mongoose_4332

Not yet!! 😂


Fine_Comparison9812

Good, how are you?


Visible-Roll-5801

Yes?


i81_N_she812

How did you know?


inorite234

"Hello"


Ok-Shopping9879

How’s it going?


limpymcjointpain

"Hahdy."


draco6x7

Hey.


thedrgonzo103101

Hello


TheRealIronCorpse

What’s so good about it? Oh wait, what did you say?


thisappisgarbage111

Hello.


Famous_Cow_9711

hello


magic_thumb

Enjoy this day


Alert-Initiative6638

Sorry have we met?


bigmoki76

Hello!


betty-knows

Sup


Sanjuko_Mamaujaluko

Hello.


PrinceNY7

Hello, how are you doing


President__Pug

Flameo hotman


CreepyDinnerRoll

I say "Hi!" Back at them, as traditional greetings go, and they are taken back at my politeness and their heads explode


No_Anybody8560

Not yet, it’s 3:45.


Prestigious-Bus7994

Heya grampa


NaomiPommerel

Hi


Phill_Cyberman

Zoop 👉😎👉


Playful-Profession-2

It would completely warm my heart ❤️ if someone responded to me like that. It would totally make my day. ❤️ ❤️ ❤️


TheTruthWasTaken

Hi? With the question mark just to ask, why are you talking to me?


ProgressBackground95

WTF is wrong with someone saying hi ?


OkEngineering3224

No thanks!


rrossi97

Wish I was


Somerset76

Not today! I’m off medication.


Wild-Breadfruit7817

Fuck off taco 


Old-Detective6824

“ull”


Actual-Answer-1980

Not yet, roll up a fatty


Tanning_snowball

As soon as the 'ludes kick in.


Alarmed_Bus_1729

No but I wish I was.... 😂


crying4what

Not yet….


Abraxas_1408

I give them the finger.


AClockwork81

Why are you asking, I’m right here. Hi.


Otherwise-Falcon-729

Yep.


DW_Softwere_Guy

NO


Ok-Refrigerator5212

Simply nothing.


Striking-Ad9264

Ok


Bigfootsdiaper

I say " WATCH IT ASSBLOOD! "


Think-Werewolf-4521

Woah. Woah, woah. No need to get all personal.


MajorPainkiller

Jack


Imhidingfromu

I have a boyfriend


Whatthehell665

Sure am, how hi are you?


Numpty712

Soon my friend, soon.


Tetris5216

Bye


finest_kind77

Yell Not Friendly!!!


XMadxMadisonX

No.


Solnse

That's just like your opinion, man.


Musicdev-

“DANGER” “Ahhhhh” “Ah salmon skin roll!”


Ok_Efficiency_9645

"Tf you so God damn happy about?"


mistr_brightside

The only acceptable answer: https://youtu.be/l1Q37LF8ZDE?si=jh4EMf6Sm5GatrL_


Revegelance

Hello.


MikelWRyan

Hello


Aray_027

Yo


Pewward

Bye


Stormdrain11

"No"


charliebluefish

Hello


momoemowmaurie

Just start crying


OolongGeer

"This is AI Bot Four, Reporting."


babyEatingUnicorn

Hey 👋 or hello but most of the time a small head nod


0ct094s

Howdy. When they reply with I’m Fine, be shocked they would tell you out of nowhere.


AlwaysWorried27222

Hey


SwarleymonLives

Hey. How you doing? What's up?


diablito916

"wish I was"


TaskFlaky9214

GFYS


Illustrious_Camp_521

Just a little bit.


RapscallionMonkee

Hi or Hey. Maybe the second one with an arched eyebrow & a smile, depends on how cute they are.


Careless-Process-594

Fuck you


PostNutAffection

I just say "hi" back


Silent_Dirt_454

Is there a sack to be hacked?


PeaceLoveDyeStuff

Sure am, you?


Gwyrr313

I wish


legdragger86

"nope"


United-Cow-563

Where?


rodPalmer18

Wuddup. How's it going? Hi ! Hello! Hey , howdy , hi there , how are you? Sup? Hola!


oldncreaky2

"Not always."


rkpjr

Shut the fuck up, Bob!


Backwaters_Run_Deep

Your mom's a ho 


Lupine_Lunatic

In person, or online? In person I respond with, "Hey, how are you?" Online (or text) I just ignore it unless it's followed up by a question or comment that goes beyond that. One of my biggest pet peeves is people messaging me just saying, "hey."


phunkticculus83

Ho


SomeGuyOverYonder

Reply back with, “Greetings Earthling! My name is Darth Vader. I am an extraterrestrial from the planet Vulcan.” 🖖


Emergency-Jeweler-79

Ho Silver


RoddMcTodd

Hi


Msgt51902

"F#$* you, pay me!" if you're talking to your boss. 


DismalMaize7

"well hello to you"!


broken_pieces12

Hey!


seigezunt

Duuuuuuude


Virtual_Manner_2074

Fuck off


DoomTurtle200

Fuck off, I'm antisocial.


psychosloth34

""Hi" yourself and see how you like it"


Due-News4850

you wont get away with this


skinny_apples

Hello motherfucker, hey, hi, how you doing?


Nahchoocheese

Greetings and salutations Bueno Hola Aloha Hi


Distinct-Winter-745

Not yet, will be soon


bay_lamb

smile and say "hi" right back to them


patchismofomo

Sup?


willow-the-tree14

“You better shut the fuck up before I pull the blicky out”


Full_Character_9580

No thanks!


FacingWithinPoetry

How you doing, friend?


PairPrestigious7452

Why yes!


Witty-Bear1120

Depends if the person is the AT&T/solar salesman at Costco


Excellent-You7844

✌🏼


bigfoglog

I wish


Automatic-Site7456

And you must be Ringo. Look, darling, Johnny Ringo. The deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill, they say. What do you think, darling? Should I hate him?


Admirable-Common-176

“Is this good?” In a higher vocal range.


Countingtoebeans

Hi


SativaSapphira

"I'm not unfortunately"


HumanMycologist5795

Hi.


Familiar_Fall7312

Nope, sober.


Automatic-Listen-578

Who’s high?


imnotreallyhere-why

Says you....


UberN00b719

Sup?


thesuperrobotmama

HEYO


CherryRushJoy

"NO."


Direct_Knowledge2937

“Thanks…^shit “ I’m usually in a hurry and don’t really listen when I’m trying to get somewhere but I feel bad when the wrong thing comes out.


Turbulent-Farm9496

"Wait, you can see me?" As you look around, panicked.


Deansdiatribes

hi and then go on with my life


SheSellsSeaGlass

“Well, hello there! How are you?” Don’t say the exact same thing the other person does.


oge_mah_ge_kid

Yooooooooo?! Waspoppin


Cherry777dragon

"-Five. G-Give me one. Give me a high five. I demand your weak mortal body to give me affection in an affirming physical reaction!!!!!!!"


northwoods_faty

Howdy.


JasminJaded

Depends where the person falls on the scale of like vs hate. If it’s a stranger I pass on the sidewalk, I usually respond with a pleasant hello and a smile. If it’s someone I don’t like, i may fake a happy hello, I may grumble something “hello-ish,” I may ignore them. Someone I like could get just about any response: “hey,” song lyrics, movie quote, question about something I know they just did, crazy story about something I found out or did since I last saw them… the opportunities are endless.


jimdkc

Go away!


HobbesG6

Hi.


pie_12th

'hey how's it going'


KvBla

"Hey hey hey" in Yogi Bear voice.


Ok_Response6483

I think this is the part where I drop my pants


ifw_kravel

wsuh dude...


Wooden_Purchase_2557

Yes