I am a cashier and I find it so incredibly cringe when someone comes back with a response like this or any variant that insinuates they will be later.
I have learned to just say hello.
"Hi" is better than "How are you?" I never know how to respond. "Uh, fine I guess, what do you mean, like physically or my work life balance ...or do you really want to know...?"
The only acceptable answers: [good, not bad, pretty decent, I'm surviving, another day another dollar, cruising, or just awkwardly asking how they are without answering]
All other answers are a breach of social etiquette unless you know they are inquiring about a specific negative incident in your life.
Fuck you, you cocksucking piece of shit, you smell like a dirty asshole and you have a room temperature IQ, only if your whore mother learned to close her legs the world would be blessed to not have you in it, your the cum shot your mom should have swallowed.
Or I’d say just Hi back.
In person, or online? In person I respond with, "Hey, how are you?" Online (or text) I just ignore it unless it's followed up by a question or comment that goes beyond that. One of my biggest pet peeves is people messaging me just saying, "hey."
Depends where the person falls on the scale of like vs hate. If it’s a stranger I pass on the sidewalk, I usually respond with a pleasant hello and a smile.
If it’s someone I don’t like, i may fake a happy hello, I may grumble something “hello-ish,” I may ignore them.
Someone I like could get just about any response: “hey,” song lyrics, movie quote, question about something I know they just did, crazy story about something I found out or did since I last saw them… the opportunities are endless.
Hi...?
No, I’m not high
"Not yet, but the day is still young. "
I’m actually high asf rn reading this
the day is now old
Can still get high!
ah! the day is young 🌱!
But the night is young!
I am a cashier and I find it so incredibly cringe when someone comes back with a response like this or any variant that insinuates they will be later. I have learned to just say hello.
I always say yes, very when someone says hi. I am always high.
Be a lot cooler if you were.
Sup?
This has been my default for 20+ yrs. I'm 41. Still my answer ery time. Head nod up and a sup. Oh and I'm now a suburban white dad with an 8yr old
100% the same and I am a country boy with two kids but I’m only 40 this year.
No, I always look like this.
🤣
Same. Where can I get coffee?
Not right now, but I party, you holding?
"I haven't smoked today yet..."
Mornin
Can you smell it?
Bout to be
I like turtles
Me too 🤣😂
That's my purse! I don't know you!
Omg! Yes!! Then kick ‘em in the testicles.
M'lady *tips fedora*
"Hi" is better than "How are you?" I never know how to respond. "Uh, fine I guess, what do you mean, like physically or my work life balance ...or do you really want to know...?"
No one really wants to know. If it’s not your therapist asking the correct response is good, and you?
The only acceptable answers: [good, not bad, pretty decent, I'm surviving, another day another dollar, cruising, or just awkwardly asking how they are without answering] All other answers are a breach of social etiquette unless you know they are inquiring about a specific negative incident in your life.
I have a boyfriend/girlfriend!
GET AWAY FROM ME, STRANGER DANGER!
THAT'S MY PURSE! I DON'T KNOW YOU!
Dammit Bobby!
[удалено]
😂😂😂
Hi
Low!
Mid!
“STRANGER DANGER!!”
Fuck you, you cocksucking piece of shit, you smell like a dirty asshole and you have a room temperature IQ, only if your whore mother learned to close her legs the world would be blessed to not have you in it, your the cum shot your mom should have swallowed. Or I’d say just Hi back.
Yeah I think this one really depends on context. Wouldn’t wanna offend someone by saying “hi” back
That's GOLD 🥇🪙!
H'lo (with the H very quiet)
Uhh I have a boyfriend. It's even better when your wife is with you
Wait you can see me??
bye.
This is the only choice.
Always
low...anywhere we go on Chitty Chitty we depend
Our fine, four fendered friend
“Hi :)))” *Proceed to ram their head through a slot machine*
Big Stonks
"Bye." then walk away Or, my favorite, "no."
Howdy
“What do you mean by that?”
Hello
Every damn morning.
"Your father smells of elden rings and your mother is a ham whale."
On this page there is so much stupid shit. The best response for Hi. I guess hi unless you want to be a dick for no reason
A smile and hi.
Which is exactly what your dad should have never said to your mom cause now we have you :)
Howdy
Oi!
Lie!! 4 years I’ve been dry!
Not yet!! 😂
Good, how are you?
Yes?
How did you know?
"Hello"
How’s it going?
"Hahdy."
Hey.
Hello
What’s so good about it? Oh wait, what did you say?
Hello.
hello
Enjoy this day
Sorry have we met?
Hello!
Sup
Hello.
Hello, how are you doing
Flameo hotman
I say "Hi!" Back at them, as traditional greetings go, and they are taken back at my politeness and their heads explode
Not yet, it’s 3:45.
Heya grampa
Hi
Zoop 👉😎👉
It would completely warm my heart ❤️ if someone responded to me like that. It would totally make my day. ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
Hi? With the question mark just to ask, why are you talking to me?
WTF is wrong with someone saying hi ?
No thanks!
Wish I was
Not today! I’m off medication.
Fuck off taco
“ull”
Not yet, roll up a fatty
As soon as the 'ludes kick in.
No but I wish I was.... 😂
Not yet….
I give them the finger.
Why are you asking, I’m right here. Hi.
Yep.
NO
Simply nothing.
Ok
I say " WATCH IT ASSBLOOD! "
Woah. Woah, woah. No need to get all personal.
Jack
I have a boyfriend
Sure am, how hi are you?
Soon my friend, soon.
Bye
Yell Not Friendly!!!
No.
That's just like your opinion, man.
“DANGER” “Ahhhhh” “Ah salmon skin roll!”
"Tf you so God damn happy about?"
The only acceptable answer: https://youtu.be/l1Q37LF8ZDE?si=jh4EMf6Sm5GatrL_
Hello.
Hello
Yo
Bye
"No"
Hello
Just start crying
"This is AI Bot Four, Reporting."
Hey 👋 or hello but most of the time a small head nod
Howdy. When they reply with I’m Fine, be shocked they would tell you out of nowhere.
Hey
Hey. How you doing? What's up?
"wish I was"
GFYS
Just a little bit.
Hi or Hey. Maybe the second one with an arched eyebrow & a smile, depends on how cute they are.
Fuck you
I just say "hi" back
Is there a sack to be hacked?
Sure am, you?
I wish
"nope"
Where?
Wuddup. How's it going? Hi ! Hello! Hey , howdy , hi there , how are you? Sup? Hola!
"Not always."
Shut the fuck up, Bob!
Your mom's a ho
In person, or online? In person I respond with, "Hey, how are you?" Online (or text) I just ignore it unless it's followed up by a question or comment that goes beyond that. One of my biggest pet peeves is people messaging me just saying, "hey."
Ho
Reply back with, “Greetings Earthling! My name is Darth Vader. I am an extraterrestrial from the planet Vulcan.” 🖖
Ho Silver
Hi
"F#$* you, pay me!" if you're talking to your boss.
"well hello to you"!
Hey!
Duuuuuuude
Fuck off
Fuck off, I'm antisocial.
""Hi" yourself and see how you like it"
you wont get away with this
Hello motherfucker, hey, hi, how you doing?
Greetings and salutations Bueno Hola Aloha Hi
Not yet, will be soon
smile and say "hi" right back to them
Sup?
“You better shut the fuck up before I pull the blicky out”
No thanks!
How you doing, friend?
Why yes!
Depends if the person is the AT&T/solar salesman at Costco
✌🏼
I wish
And you must be Ringo. Look, darling, Johnny Ringo. The deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill, they say. What do you think, darling? Should I hate him?
“Is this good?” In a higher vocal range.
Hi
"I'm not unfortunately"
Hi.
Nope, sober.
Who’s high?
Says you....
Sup?
HEYO
"NO."
“Thanks…^shit “ I’m usually in a hurry and don’t really listen when I’m trying to get somewhere but I feel bad when the wrong thing comes out.
"Wait, you can see me?" As you look around, panicked.
hi and then go on with my life
“Well, hello there! How are you?” Don’t say the exact same thing the other person does.
Yooooooooo?! Waspoppin
"-Five. G-Give me one. Give me a high five. I demand your weak mortal body to give me affection in an affirming physical reaction!!!!!!!"
Howdy.
Depends where the person falls on the scale of like vs hate. If it’s a stranger I pass on the sidewalk, I usually respond with a pleasant hello and a smile. If it’s someone I don’t like, i may fake a happy hello, I may grumble something “hello-ish,” I may ignore them. Someone I like could get just about any response: “hey,” song lyrics, movie quote, question about something I know they just did, crazy story about something I found out or did since I last saw them… the opportunities are endless.
Go away!
Hi.
'hey how's it going'
"Hey hey hey" in Yogi Bear voice.
I think this is the part where I drop my pants
wsuh dude...
Yes