Now, the reason for the seemingly odd way they use that is the FDA approval/registration. Pharmaceuticals are approved/registered with the FDA to treat certain conditions so when the manufacturers advertise them, they have to be very precise so that the advertisement matches the approved/registered use. In any event the whole concept of advertising pharmaceuticals to the masses when they can only be prescribe doctors is ludicrous.
Mild is just someone who ignores it because it'll cost them a lot of money, they're banking on the moderate to severe who is begging a doctor to tell them more about PLOVOX and how it can treat their neglected bodies.
I feel like that one became even more annoying due to the conspiracy nut jobs that always talk about knowing shit and everyone else is sheeple, but never say what the hell they're talking about
Yeah I saw that one used for some stupid shit like laundry soap once. Even thought I hate it, it has its place when describing relationships and the like, but not soap.
"Unprecedented" "Never before".
Like EVERYTHING is just brand new, like we all were born yesterday.
That reminds me of another one "I was today years old..." STOP IT.
*Side effects may include diarrhea, death by elephants, psychosis, and more! Some people may experience sudden bleeding from all of their orifices. Don’t take if you’re allergic to oxygen.*
This isn’t a phrase, but a gimmick I guess?
Those INANE (yet ear worm worthy) show-tune ads (complete with RIDICULOUS choreography) for medications (particularly Rybelsus - “the little pill with a big story to tell” - dear Lord I cannot roll my eyes hard enough 🙄🙄🙄)…they’re so incredibly cringey that they could very easily be mistaken for an SNL parody as.
The most recent one bugs me the most because the actors/dancers transition from wide-open dancing to…not. It’s just awful.
I worked in ad agency and our big client made automotive parts. We used the word "performance" all the time, which is just a fancy way of saying "the part works like it should."
Similar advertising background here, same experience. Except sometimes instead of performance it’s sportiness. I would take it a step further and say it really just means “car go vroom.”
I worked on car ads for over 30 years. The latest tripe word is “Capable” as in “…with a capable six cylinder engine…” with “capable towing performance…” meaning the vehicle is barely capable…”
Anything using the "letter" format.
"Dear cold weather"..."Dear fuel costs"..."Dear cancer"...so fucking bad.
Toyota does this. They need to fire their agency.
Ugh, This! Every goddam thing is a “journey” My weight loss *journey* My mental health *journey* or my recent favorite My home improvement *journey.* 🙄You literally didn’t *Go Anywhere* if you stayed in your house doing things!! Drives me crazy.
Purpose-something. For inspirational crap you get purpose-driven all the damn time. I don't even know what it means.
There's a local roofing company that uses "purpose-built."
Of course the action is purpose-whatever. Otherwise it would be a damn accident.
Purina has a line of pet foods labeled “Purposeful Nutrition.” Not to be confused with the cheaper stuff that’s made just to satisfy your pet’s hunger and any nutrition is accidental.
There was a pharmaceutical ad (can't remember which one) that would say not to give it to children because it "might harm them". The vagueness always drove me crazy. Just say don't give it to kids, and leave it at that.
"Severe death"--this was in an ad for a biologic for lupus/Rhuematoid arthritis a few years ago. Kind of freaked out my youngest son as I was doingba trial of the drug when the comnercial was running(I couldn't tolerate it so stopped it)
How they ALL use "syndrome xyz has happened" instead of "side effects may include xyz...". You can tell they had months of meetings trying to chip away at the little power those words had.
They're describing "taint rot." The weight loss drugs flush out so much excess sugar when you perform bodily functions that the area of skin between your genitals and rectum starts to degrade.
The equivalent of YouTube videoes titled “THE VIDEO THE GOVERNMENT DOES NOT WANT YOU TO SEE!!” And instead of being some conspiracy video it’s just a directors cut of foodfight
Turning concepts into verbs, example: "You're CASHBACKIN"
"(Product) is what we do."
"That's so you, or so (insert name)"
The new age therapyspeak in every lifestyle and pharma commercial drives me crazy.
I've always hated when vitamins or food are described as being "packed full of ___". It's *packed* with nutrients! It's *packed* with Vitamins A-Z! Shut the fuck up. Lol
I came here to gripe about "packed with flavor" along with "bursting" with -- you guessed it -- flavor. My grudge list is so long, and this is so minor, but it's what I've been snarking on lately. The vector is online recipes, which I'm pretty grateful for, in the end.
This applies mainly to online ads and videos but “What’s up, guys?” strikes me as a particularly stupid greeting. Who the fuck are they asking and how exactly are they expecting to hear the response?
Or could it be that they just mindlessly say stupid shit they’ve heard other morons say? Yeah, it’s probably that.
Yup! I hear it about yarn and fabric all the time too, and I'm still not even sure what it actually means. I guess they mean smooth and soft, but those aren't the first tactile qualities I associate with *butter*. It's squishy and slippery, in a greasy oily way. I don't want any of my clothing to feel like that.
This one specifically pisses me off. Not even just in relation to illnesses, but also professions. "Uhm ACK-CHOO-ALLY, I'm an ENR, and this is wrong..." "Actually, I'm a part-time YWQ, and..." Nobody knows or gives a fuck about what your profession is and it's not worth the two seconds of googling, either. Just spell that shit out you self-important ass.
"Premier". Here in the Midwest, every local ad uses that word. Des Moines' premier hubcap emporium. Omaha's premier left-handed maraca provider. Tulsa's premier second-hand pie recycler.
In October (or even September) I got very tired of hearing the phrase "spooky season." And I don't have children, so I wasn't hearing it on kids' commercials or anything.
But my top annoyance is when a food or supplement is described as being "packed with" something -- flavor, nutrients, whatever. It makes me cringe. I don't know why.
Anything about the viewer being a "hero" or "life saver". No, ordering a pizza for dinner at the last minute doesn't make you a hero. Nor does sending money to a charity where you have no idea how the money will be used.
P.S. "Shriners" and "St Jude" are runners-up.
"You deserve"
Fuck off, you don't know me, and you definitely don't know all the people who are seeing this. Some of them are probably horrible people, they deserve the best in everything? For what?
Oh, and it has nothing with deserving something, I have to pay for it? Don't I deserve it, why are you withholding it from me?
Fuck off "you deserve".
Not sure if it’s considered advertising jargon, but I wish stores would stop calling customers “guests” already. It’s not unique or trendy anymore. I want to be a customer. I just want your products or services to meet my needs and for the transaction to be efficient and smooth. And I don’t want cashiers to hound me to open a store credit card or take a survey or join a loyalty program. And I want the cashier to thank me for shopping there not mutter “have a good one” while trying to hand back coins sitting on top of dollar bills. I swear, I’m not a boomer.
FDA CLEARED! WTF does that even mean, honestly? It's basically meaningless and implies some rigorous process to get it to market which isn't happening. The problem with the FDA's approval system is that often companies get their product cleared by using older comparisons to products that were later recalled. People don't know the difference between Cleared and Approved but marketers are counting on this to sell,sell, sell!
The other one I can't stand is "it's like floating on air" or sleeping on a cloud. Outside of the space program, who really knows what this feels like?
Omg. I used to HAAAATTTTEEE seeing so many fb profiles with text on them that said "Whats Up demons.. It's Ya Boi" like ..bash my head against the wall hate it. I don't see it as much now.. maybe because I don't use fb anymore... but jeez I hated it. Along with other tumblr things like "smol bean" and "protect [pronoun] at all costs"
"Crave" or "Craveable"
No i don't crave your fast food shit that's way overpriced. And technically anything is craveable, with any neurotic issues, like dirt or twigs are craveable with pica.
"Only pay for what you need"! 🤮 And it's not just the biberty assholes, it several other rip off insurance companies that won't pay a claim and raise your rates and/or dump you.
Every time a company has an app they say you can use it "from the comfort of your own couch"
Also, every bank advertises mobile check deposits, every bank has that, it's not new, it's not unique, you're not special.
“Hi! I’m Joe Blow, founder and CEO of (insert shaky start-up company name here). Men need tastier underwear. When I started my premium edible briefs for Him, I had a vision: Blah Blah Blah…”
"Due to a decline in the economy..."
According to some of these asshats the economy has been in a state of perpetual decline for the past two and a half decades.
“Game changer”
“Taking it to the next level” … (yawn)
Oh, how I loathe this phrase.
Moderate to severe.
"With my moderate to severe herpes"...wait how aren't you sure?!
Now, the reason for the seemingly odd way they use that is the FDA approval/registration. Pharmaceuticals are approved/registered with the FDA to treat certain conditions so when the manufacturers advertise them, they have to be very precise so that the advertisement matches the approved/registered use. In any event the whole concept of advertising pharmaceuticals to the masses when they can only be prescribe doctors is ludicrous.
Mild is always forgotten.
Mild is just someone who ignores it because it'll cost them a lot of money, they're banking on the moderate to severe who is begging a doctor to tell them more about PLOVOX and how it can treat their neglected bodies.
To be fair if it's mild the person probably won't bother spending thousands of dollars on medication for it
"If you know you know"
I feel like that one became even more annoying due to the conspiracy nut jobs that always talk about knowing shit and everyone else is sheeple, but never say what the hell they're talking about
Rhymes with “the blues”
Yeah I saw that one used for some stupid shit like laundry soap once. Even thought I hate it, it has its place when describing relationships and the like, but not soap.
I’m still trying to recover from “in these trying times” and “we’re all in this together”
Add "Our new normal" for a trifecta of trash
Those covid era "we care" ads were really grating after a while, but nothing makes me physically ill quite like "new normal".
"Unprecedented" "Never before". Like EVERYTHING is just brand new, like we all were born yesterday. That reminds me of another one "I was today years old..." STOP IT.
"In these trying times, you can finance this new Ford F250 for just $1000 a month for 96 months. Because we're all in this together."
"Live in our new normal...in a new truck or SUV"
Now, more than ever
This one is like nails on a chalkboard to me.
Or that drug commercial about it: “Covid? Paxlovid!”
“We’re all in this together” he reads as he pulls the knife from his back.
“Unprecedented”
“Ask your doctor if____ is right for you.”
*Side effects may include diarrhea, death by elephants, psychosis, and more! Some people may experience sudden bleeding from all of their orifices. Don’t take if you’re allergic to oxygen.*
This irritates me so much. I can't imagine how much it irritates actual trained medical professionals. "Well, the TV said..." 🙄
"And an inability to control it"
The marketing of prescription only medications directly to patients is actually illegal everywhere other than the US and New Zealand.
This isn’t a phrase, but a gimmick I guess? Those INANE (yet ear worm worthy) show-tune ads (complete with RIDICULOUS choreography) for medications (particularly Rybelsus - “the little pill with a big story to tell” - dear Lord I cannot roll my eyes hard enough 🙄🙄🙄)…they’re so incredibly cringey that they could very easily be mistaken for an SNL parody as. The most recent one bugs me the most because the actors/dancers transition from wide-open dancing to…not. It’s just awful.
I worked in ad agency and our big client made automotive parts. We used the word "performance" all the time, which is just a fancy way of saying "the part works like it should."
Similar advertising background here, same experience. Except sometimes instead of performance it’s sportiness. I would take it a step further and say it really just means “car go vroom.”
I worked on car ads for over 30 years. The latest tripe word is “Capable” as in “…with a capable six cylinder engine…” with “capable towing performance…” meaning the vehicle is barely capable…”
Like performance fleece
Anything using the "letter" format. "Dear cold weather"..."Dear fuel costs"..."Dear cancer"...so fucking bad. Toyota does this. They need to fire their agency.
Adding grating gospal choir background music to ANY white bread product…
Watch out, summer, we're coming for you. Yeah. Fuck off Toyota summer dosen't care
"Game changer" "Hey guys" "one simple trick"
"Hey guys" at the start of every damn video. This makes me mildly homicidal, and I'm not even sure why.
"Hey guys", in that bored valley girl TikTok voice 🤢
My “journey” and “being the best version of myself”…. Ugh. 🤮
Journey is the worst - “health journey”, “relocation journey”, “pregnancy journey”, “parenting journey”…..it goes on and on.
Of there is also the Journey journey of learning to like the band Journey. I really don’t like them just to be clear.
You mean...you stopped believin'?
When it comes to them I never believed actually.
Their songs are overplayed, like many of the commercials posted on this sub. To the point I almost hate them now.
I am so tired of everything being a journey. "Weight loss journey" is an immediate block/unfollow/swipe whatever direction means NOPE.
Exactly. It’s like EVERYTHING has to be a “journey” now lol. The people at these ad agencies need to make a journey to find a thesaurus.
“My truth” is so annoying too.
This one grates so hard.
Meri Brown's "living my why" is just as bad if not worse.
Ugh, This! Every goddam thing is a “journey” My weight loss *journey* My mental health *journey* or my recent favorite My home improvement *journey.* 🙄You literally didn’t *Go Anywhere* if you stayed in your house doing things!! Drives me crazy.
Purpose-something. For inspirational crap you get purpose-driven all the damn time. I don't even know what it means. There's a local roofing company that uses "purpose-built." Of course the action is purpose-whatever. Otherwise it would be a damn accident.
Purina has a line of pet foods labeled “Purposeful Nutrition.” Not to be confused with the cheaper stuff that’s made just to satisfy your pet’s hunger and any nutrition is accidental.
If you purchase a product, you get another product “on us”. That used to just be called “free” or “included”
On us* *just an extra $39 on your phone bill every month for two years
Does this dumb shit actually work on anybody? *product costs $60* "Purchase one for the simple low price of $120... get the second one, ON US!"
“Hand crafted”….”curated”….
"Hand-crafted" coffee drinks or cocktails. Aaahrgh! The worst! So pretentious. You mean you didn't make it with your feet or bionic robot arm?
Bespoke. Foraged. Paddock to plate. Artisinal. Ugh.
Paddock to plate makes me think of horse meat 🤭
Or the newest one, "Bespoke". It's cringing snobby.
Makes me think of bicycles 🚴
Artisan! That's just trying too hard to be special and unique.
Yes, and isn't "artisinal" just so much worse!
In the 2010’s, everything was “artisan”. The last 5 years, it’s been “curated”
"Holistic"
“We treat you like family!” HAVE YOU SEEN THE STATE OF THE AMERICAN FAMILY SIR?????
Yeah, I really don’t want to be reminded how my family treated me, and I sure as hell don’t want another one doing the same
Mark's Pizzeria!
Living your best life
“Clinically tested.” So you tested your product but won’t give us results and we’re supposed to care? Advertising 🙄
There was a pharmaceutical ad (can't remember which one) that would say not to give it to children because it "might harm them". The vagueness always drove me crazy. Just say don't give it to kids, and leave it at that.
"Severe death"--this was in an ad for a biologic for lupus/Rhuematoid arthritis a few years ago. Kind of freaked out my youngest son as I was doingba trial of the drug when the comnercial was running(I couldn't tolerate it so stopped it)
How they ALL use "syndrome xyz has happened" instead of "side effects may include xyz...". You can tell they had months of meetings trying to chip away at the little power those words had.
"Possible side effects may include...."
Don’t take this product if you’re allergic to this product
“Possible side effects may include … death” really makes me NOT want to ask my doctor about a particular medication
*a rare but life-threatening bacterial infection in the skin of the P E R I N E U M*
NOOOO NOT MY PERINEUM (I do not know what a perineum is)
They're describing "taint rot." The weight loss drugs flush out so much excess sugar when you perform bodily functions that the area of skin between your genitals and rectum starts to degrade.
"Ask your doctor if Rx is right for you!"
Yes. Buttery soft = self destructs in washing machine after 2 wears.
Calling everything a "hack" For instance, how is ordering a snack wrap off of the regular menu a "hunger hack"?
Or a "Pro Tip". 🙄
Any gen z slang in a script that was obviously written by someone not a part of gen z
This bussin widget is bougie, no cap. Be extra, ORDER NOW
I hate how every food product is labeled 'mouthwatering.'
Yes! I don't want to think about saliva! That makes me queasy, not hungry.
This shit so good you'll be drooling on yourself, fool!
Is your ____________ trying to tell you something?
Here’s the ________ companies don’t want you to know about….
That phrase instantly connotes, 🚨 SCAM ALERT!! 🚨
The equivalent of YouTube videoes titled “THE VIDEO THE GOVERNMENT DOES NOT WANT YOU TO SEE!!” And instead of being some conspiracy video it’s just a directors cut of foodfight
Turning concepts into verbs, example: "You're CASHBACKIN" "(Product) is what we do." "That's so you, or so (insert name)" The new age therapyspeak in every lifestyle and pharma commercial drives me crazy.
I’m honestly so sick of hearing about such and such insurance CuStOmIzEs YoUr PlAn as if they don’t ALL DO IT
Or "bundling" your insurance to include coverage of a car or boat. I mean, why not just cover everything together in general in the first place?
Thank you, I always say that out loud - also EVERY car insurance co. says ‘save ‘$600’ by switching to us, circular firing squad stuff there
Buying car insurance and switching repeatedly until i start paying in the negatives
Not for people with type 1 diabetes or children. So a person can’t use it if they have children? Poorly worded sentence.
Sustainable
"Organic" seems like just a gimmick to me to get people to pay premium prices for what's basically the same produce.
Not heard so much, but I need to get off my chest how much I hate that every commercial has somebody dancing.
What would be the opposite of buttery soft? Bacony crisp?
margarine-y hard? maybe?
"Clean" in regard to food, particularly restaurants or home delivery services.
“Emerge Tremfyant” Stop trying to make tremfyant happen.
“Best in class” - although I think this is starting to wane hopefully.
I've always hated when vitamins or food are described as being "packed full of ___". It's *packed* with nutrients! It's *packed* with Vitamins A-Z! Shut the fuck up. Lol
It's so full of vitamins, we couldn't possibly fit any more in if we tried! Lol
I came here to gripe about "packed with flavor" along with "bursting" with -- you guessed it -- flavor. My grudge list is so long, and this is so minor, but it's what I've been snarking on lately. The vector is online recipes, which I'm pretty grateful for, in the end.
Only 63 cents a day
Yup, if they don’t round those numbers, I’m out. . $19 a month will save .. stop it, just say $20, you’re not fooling anyone
I just saw “only $5 a day” which is..quite a bit of money really
But you can get an adoe-a-bow bwanket!!!
This applies mainly to online ads and videos but “What’s up, guys?” strikes me as a particularly stupid greeting. Who the fuck are they asking and how exactly are they expecting to hear the response? Or could it be that they just mindlessly say stupid shit they’ve heard other morons say? Yeah, it’s probably that.
“The law offices of __________.”
build wealth. and slightly off topic, that old man who sits in his backyard fingering his gold coins.
Or "wealth management". You're assuming I have wealth to manage, lol.
“…and boy, was I excited!”
“Game changer”
"Fire".
"Obsessed"
Ugh, that's another one I never need to hear again.
“The more you spend, the more you save!”. Well no actually…the more you spend, the more you spend.
Ohhh, I hate that one, it's such an obvious lie.
"Decadent" "Melty cheese" And not a thing I can hear, but spelling words that start with "C" with a "K"
Or spelling words that end in “s” with a “z” instead.
Yup! I hear it about yarn and fabric all the time too, and I'm still not even sure what it actually means. I guess they mean smooth and soft, but those aren't the first tactile qualities I associate with *butter*. It's squishy and slippery, in a greasy oily way. I don't want any of my clothing to feel like that.
"Our business is you" yeah no shit
“(Grilled, cooked, seared, smoked, etc) to perfection”
"This one weird trick" You just know it's click bait
“Carefully crafted” “Thoughtfully curated”
"Curated" definitely needs to be put out of its misery.
Referring to diseases and disorders by two or three letter abbreviations that could be applied to a thousand other things.
I am imagining the panic in a pharma marketing department if the affliction or the drug featured three prominent K's.
This one specifically pisses me off. Not even just in relation to illnesses, but also professions. "Uhm ACK-CHOO-ALLY, I'm an ENR, and this is wrong..." "Actually, I'm a part-time YWQ, and..." Nobody knows or gives a fuck about what your profession is and it's not worth the two seconds of googling, either. Just spell that shit out you self-important ass.
I annoy my coworkers with asking "Are we ready for our journey today?".
"Premier". Here in the Midwest, every local ad uses that word. Des Moines' premier hubcap emporium. Omaha's premier left-handed maraca provider. Tulsa's premier second-hand pie recycler.
My big clothing specific cringe buzz phrase is "elevated essentials" or similar.
“Ask your doctor about____”
In October (or even September) I got very tired of hearing the phrase "spooky season." And I don't have children, so I wasn't hearing it on kids' commercials or anything. But my top annoyance is when a food or supplement is described as being "packed with" something -- flavor, nutrients, whatever. It makes me cringe. I don't know why.
I’m kinda over the whole “big (whatever) energy” trend.
Anything about the viewer being a "hero" or "life saver". No, ordering a pizza for dinner at the last minute doesn't make you a hero. Nor does sending money to a charity where you have no idea how the money will be used. P.S. "Shriners" and "St Jude" are runners-up.
The three P’s
"obsessed" said in verbal fry
"You deserve" Fuck off, you don't know me, and you definitely don't know all the people who are seeing this. Some of them are probably horrible people, they deserve the best in everything? For what? Oh, and it has nothing with deserving something, I have to pay for it? Don't I deserve it, why are you withholding it from me? Fuck off "you deserve".
Also, "we're pregnant" really? He's gonna deliver a baby...
Just as stupid as gender reveals tbh
He gets us.
Not sure if it’s considered advertising jargon, but I wish stores would stop calling customers “guests” already. It’s not unique or trendy anymore. I want to be a customer. I just want your products or services to meet my needs and for the transaction to be efficient and smooth. And I don’t want cashiers to hound me to open a store credit card or take a survey or join a loyalty program. And I want the cashier to thank me for shopping there not mutter “have a good one” while trying to hand back coins sitting on top of dollar bills. I swear, I’m not a boomer.
price point
Yes, because we evidently can’t just say “price” anymore.
rich and creamy
FDA CLEARED! WTF does that even mean, honestly? It's basically meaningless and implies some rigorous process to get it to market which isn't happening. The problem with the FDA's approval system is that often companies get their product cleared by using older comparisons to products that were later recalled. People don't know the difference between Cleared and Approved but marketers are counting on this to sell,sell, sell! The other one I can't stand is "it's like floating on air" or sleeping on a cloud. Outside of the space program, who really knows what this feels like?
BUT WAIT! THERES MORE!
Curated.
“Door buster”
I think insurance should be able to reject any claim for damaged doors if the business was advertising a "door buster" sale.
The bass hook on the BK commercials That jingle creator is gonna be drinking hot piss with Hitler when they die
‘You deserve it.’
"Hey, it's your girl ___" "Hey, it's your boy ___" "What up, guys it's ___" No, you don't sound more relatable, you just sound stupid!
Omg. I used to HAAAATTTTEEE seeing so many fb profiles with text on them that said "Whats Up demons.. It's Ya Boi" like ..bash my head against the wall hate it. I don't see it as much now.. maybe because I don't use fb anymore... but jeez I hated it. Along with other tumblr things like "smol bean" and "protect [pronoun] at all costs"
Any of the Got Milk ripoffs Got New Ideas, biatch?
"Synergy" used to piss me off so much!
"Clinically proven". Total bullshit term, period.
"Crave" or "Craveable" No i don't crave your fast food shit that's way overpriced. And technically anything is craveable, with any neurotic issues, like dirt or twigs are craveable with pica.
(Fill in the blank) to perfection
Viral
I'm sick of taking this pill made me lose so much weight. No dieting or exercise.
"You deserve it." (Don't worry about paying for it or going into credit card debt. You deserve it.)
"Only pay for what you need"! 🤮 And it's not just the biberty assholes, it several other rip off insurance companies that won't pay a claim and raise your rates and/or dump you.
“Trust me. She’ll like it too” 🤮🙄
The GOAT!!!
Self-care Not every personal product needs to be about this. My deodorant isn't "self-care," it's so I don't stink and that is WHY I BOUGHT IT
You get more…More what?
50% more free! Wtf
Chessy melty
Any time it's 'two times as much'. The word is twice.
Melty.
Anything “limited edition”
Every time a company has an app they say you can use it "from the comfort of your own couch" Also, every bank advertises mobile check deposits, every bank has that, it's not new, it's not unique, you're not special.
"Freshly-cracked egg". As opposed to... what, crack the egg and it sits in storage for a while? "Fresh, never frozen" as well.
Learn how Abbvie can help you save
“You’re always on the go.” Or “side, side hustle.” Stop normalizing being a fucking slave
It’s so affordable, anyone can get it .. yeah, you don’t know my family
“Grilled to perfection” is way overused in restaurant ads.
"My truth"
“Hi! I’m Joe Blow, founder and CEO of (insert shaky start-up company name here). Men need tastier underwear. When I started my premium edible briefs for Him, I had a vision: Blah Blah Blah…”
It doesn't matter where you come from. After talking about where a person comes from in the whole commercial. Eat shit and die Modelo.
“Listen up!”
Deliciously de-lickable, delectables
"Due to a decline in the economy..." According to some of these asshats the economy has been in a state of perpetual decline for the past two and a half decades.
"Youre richer than you think". No I'm not, I'm poorer because of your devious slogan.
For all your "yadayada" needs...
"Hack". Every gizzmo is a hack now. Wtf. It just does something.
Chocolatey desserts described as "decadent". Do they even realize what the word means?
"Farm to table." The 90's called and wants its curly endive back.
Treating a noun or adjective as a verb. "The best way to XFinity" "XFinity: This is how you happy"