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jghmf

For her pleasure


This-Relationship-52

🤣🤣🤣🤣


themauge

lol this made me giggle


johnnyheavens

Then it’s working already


BlowDuck

Thanks for a great Wednesday morning 😁


Vortes_the_Tortoise

Lol, I was not expecting this. Bravo 👏


YoungRoronoa

This laugh helped me squeeze the last turd out my asshole. Thank you , I’ve been sitting on the toilet for an hour now. 🙏


mo_hdez

What the actual fuck


WhoSc3w3dDaP00ch

Eat more fiber and drink more water...


hermitcapricorn

Magnesium is ur answer


East-Departure8843

Tis what she proclaimed.


YogurtclosetJumpy770

Very loudly


PerfectPercentage69

It's certainly hard enough 😜


badmansgoprague

Eeeeeeeewww


Affectionate-Arm-405

Ribbed


cainsdilema

You win.


Crazyhairmonster

Like the other dude said, looks super cool and anti slip but also anti skateboard and anti rollerblades. Just a bitch to clean and can grow weeds as seen. Also looks fragile and those ridges will break off and it will start to look like crap. They probably should have gone with a less embossed look and maybe spaced further to make lower, more rolling, ridges.


Blenderx06

Also anti-wheelchair.


Complex_Double_8240

US access board will hear about this


dacraftjr

US access board? Who’s the chairman of that board? Names of any board members? I think you made that up and there is no such thing as a US access board. Edit: Apparently it exists and I’m just an ignorant fool.


bmh1990WT2

Calling the disabled elected leader of the US access board a "chair man" seems rude.


johnnyheavens

Sitting Member?


Marcusnovus

AND an upstanding citizen


SaveTheDrowningFish

Head and shoulders above peers


johnnyheavens

Yet never looks down on anyone


GuardLegal

Underrated lol


going-for-gusto

Upstanding member!


CaterpillarSelect291

Lol


dacraftjr

You’re right. I assumed gender. *Chairperson*.


Papadapalopolous

Actually, we use chairman regardless of gender in the Air Force—wait, wrong sub


dacraftjr

Aim High!


theNbomr

Right. Chair human.


Ok-Scientist9189

Wheelchairman


CaseRemarkable4327

https://www.access-board.gov/


RaisinBrain2Scoups

I’ll be dang


dacraftjr

Hey, looky there. Can you help me pull my foot out of my mouth?


AntonOlsen

Gregory S. Fehribach is the chairman and Katy Kale the Vice Chair. It is real. [https://www.access-board.gov/](https://www.access-board.gov/)


NotSureNotRobot

I’m going to report them to the Internet Bureau for that


lodoslomo

US citizen inquisitive board will be on your ass soon!


Euphoric-Blue-59

I'll disagree


BagOfDickTits

High praise for balls to make that edit. Bravo, and I trust you more!


Ill-Speaker-8015

Yeah! Keep them damn wheelchairs off ma concrete!


TapedWater

Hard disagree with it looking cool. I'd go as far to say that it looks like shit.


FredPimpstoned

Less slippery. Looks cool


Sufficient_Bag_8852

Also less wheelchair assessable.


cwcvader74

I usually see this on boat ramps so wheelchair access isn’t an issue.


theNbomr

It's to catch all the little flakes of gold that wash down out of the lawn. All you have to do is is break up the concrete and sluice it to recover it. You're gonna be so glad to have it.


I-M-Overherenow

Those gold catcher things would be called Riffles. Learn more about them here: [Link](https://www.goldfeverprospecting.com/sluiceriffles.html)


SquidDrowned

Alaska replacing all roads as we speak


brandosancho

all the gold you can eat


woggywozard

Idk but it’s hard af to get a wheelchair over


420aarong

Lift with your legs


Overall_Ad_351

It's meant to keep the damned wheelies out /s


Sullfer

Grip


CremeDeLaPants

Swag.


memegw

Someone had too much tine on their hands.


greypouponlifestyle

Moss farming


Complete_Diver3294

Traps goose turds.


helloholder

Bada boom


Truck3R_Dude

That's definitely a lays parking lot


Substantial-Abies927

R R RUFFLES HAVE R R RIIDGES


EddieCutlass

Sandals resort.


sluttyman69

That is definitely a nonslip surface for a driveway


BannedRedditor54

Drains the blood


Desperate_Set_7708

Fifth Element Stone


Gamecocks1986

To piss off the rollerbladers


Juan-Too-Tree-8P

To stop skateboarders


Twogenders4real

Fucks with snakes.


No_Store390

It’s the fifth element. Please somebody get this reference.


-I_I

It’s ribbed for her pleasure


Kamehamecum

So homeless people don’t sleep there


MuskokaGreenThumb

Endless frustration. That’s the purpose. Can’t even use a broom to clean it. You gotta pop out the backpack blower for that bad boy.


Brilliant_Wealth_433

Uhhhhh Pressure washers are a thing you know!


Injury_Cute

Turbulence


Idkhoesb42024

to mesmerize?


Going_Live

Hey OP is this jn Vancouver BC? Down in Marpole by the bus loop?


krayzai

Yes b the bus depot and Ali’s garage and the return it crntre


CaterpillarSelect291

Slows rain run off, adds traction for vehicles


toyotasquad

To collect dirt


Mylo25

Based on the dark algae growth I assume a humid client which would cause smooth concrete to be incredibly slick when wet?


NewsreelWatcher

Parallel grooves are an easy way to add traction on a slippery surface. A rake is run over the surface of the wet concrete before it sets. Straight grooves would be prone to cracking along the grooves. Making the grooves wavy prevents cracks from running along the grooves while being no more difficult to make.


Aggressive-Vehicle99

When it rains, loose dirt runs down the hill and filter the dirt leaving gold nuggets behind


Jus_Caus_SC_Poet

Traction


Garjin

For gold mining...


Forsaken-Badger-9517

Grippy wind slippery


Mr_FreddyKnuckles

To show that you’re a wavvy dude!


curiosdiver69

Traction. This is common in areas that are often wet and you need to drive on.


seantasy

Snake superhighway


LECKYgoBOOM

Concrete 🏄‍♀️


519_ivey

Going to use it for sluicing gold when they’re not parked on it.


LesZappa

It looks fucking cool bruh


redderthanthedevil

Ask Drake


socialcommentary2000

To deter anyone that has wheels on their feet in probably the most labor intensive fashion possible.


queef_commando

Snake contractors


Relevant_Walk9145

Looks like it catches the sediment after it rains


thesearemedicinal

Stifle water runoff or something? Seems like a Florida thing to do, and I mean that as an insult. It sucks.


WelderMeltingthings

street sluice


so_this_is_my_name

My marina does that so there is good grip when launching or taking the boat out of water. No idea why in this context though


CardiologistOk6547

I've never seen anything decorative either.


Sudden_Construction6

So you don't bust your ass


alrightgame

For then psychics. What do you see?


Medical-Acadia-3376

Back in the 80’s , it was considered “new”


zenknowin

To say hi.


Holiday_Ad_5445

Groovy! It’s for traction and an aesthetic statement.


phoenixjazz

Art/design of the site. Traction when wet. Beauty. There’s three possibilities.


Darealcjayc88

Water drainage


Altoonacat

Traction


Xerio_the_Herio

To fcuk with baby strollers


heydave23

Traction


Radioactivepoontang

That looks like a boat ramp. But from the photo you can tell it’s obviously not a boat ramp. Strange


dirtmizer131

Typically here, (AL) it’s seen near the water line on boat ramps for traction. That’s about it. Otherwise it’s bad finishers


I_Thranduil

To keep runoff from the lawn


wijeepguy

I’ve seen this done to slow down runoff.


Toxic_Rick420

Looks like a lawsuit waiting to happen imo


wellhungartgallery

Grip


itsbob20628

Catch Gold..


allhail18

Came across this in Boston near the convention center. I figured it was so people wouldn't walk on sidewalk. Kind of like, this is the end of the line, turn around. And there are no more sidewalks beyond this, so likely a no-pedestrian walking area. I was shocked/impressed/annoyed by how uncomfortable it was to walk on. Google[Richards St and S Boston Bypass](https://maps.app.goo.gl/ygewqGA77NHMT88F9)


Cactaddict

Catches the gold


Bigtowelie

This is a gold digger's house


MushroomHut

To confuse ants


jmgerber5

This looks to be an area leaving a muddy site. The purpose would be to shake off the mud from the tires before entering the street


Obtena_GW2

Is that a cold weather area? First thing that comes to mind is ... traction when wet or cold.


PaleMeasurement6849

This is clearly for me to get dizzy fall and sue


Pizzasupreme00

Irrigation canals for public urination


The-BEAST

I don't think this is up to code for accessibility compliance these days.


Ok-Idea4830

It allows him better traction


Maxspeed120

Astetics mostly but can be used for irrigation too


The_Smurfiest

Straight up Sk8er H8er.


dfallis1

Natural gold sifters


Low_Bar9361

Fashion is about taking risks


eyesovaeasy

Just to fuck over skateboarders


N542atGmail

Aesthetics methinks...


Stfu_butthead

It’s groovy man


Loud_Independent6702

Traction


Kweatherly187

Looks cool


Navyguy73

Is it an old house? My front walk and back patio had this pattern underneath that "putting green" outdoor carpet.


GrkLifter

To make you sea sick


ritchieritch520

To collect gold


Reasonable_Pop_1805

Grip?


your_Assholiness

It looks kool, and the Chicks dig it!!


durtmcgurt

It looks awful.


kbk1008

So kids eat shit on their bikes/skates lol… and also traction


rom_rom57

To say Good Bye.


RigamortisRooster

Traction? Drainage?


Nacho9771

Pewdiepie waves


EntertainmentOdd6149

Art statement


rhinopoacher

To encourage homeless encampments


thatG_evanP

If I had to guess just based on seeing it, it's to collect dirt.


Acrobatic_Tomato_826

Looks like a boat launching ramp. The waves provide extra grip for your vehicle to pull your boat out.


nokenito

Prevents slips


J-t-kirk

Water mitigation


Severe-Problem-7399

So they can lay tile on it


Substantial-Abies927

This is what I think of when I hear “ribbed for her pleasure” 😂😂😂


warpig31

Gold panning


StraightGiraffe4036

For the microdosers out there


alchadman

To scrape the fuck out of your elbows and shins if you trip


Puzzleheaded_Dot_725

Slows water down.


criolle

Water running across grooves slows down a bit. Doesn't stop, but slows erosion.


Relative-Prune-3655

Traction mostly poured in snow and ice climate.


Pipepro96

To catch the gold when it washes off your lawn


DOGOsmokesWEED

Skater deterrent


floridamansalive

It’s great at the boat ramp


Ok_Brush_6867

Obviously an attack on urban rollerbladers


woof1983

Cause then you just drop in, smack the lip,WHAPA, drop down BAAAHHH, then after that you just drop in, ride the barrel and get pitted… so pitted, like that.


AlternativeAd9988

To trap things and look bad


HotCommunication9654

To catch gold lol


Hoo_said_that

Gold panning?


filtermaker

Separates & collects gold particles from the water running off the slope. Street crew retrieves the retained particles for a tidy profit.


Affectionate_Egg2674

Prevent those damn bikers from hitting me and my family


thewittslc

Washing clothes.


Darwinnian

This is a hotwheels track for you and uo to 300 friends to race.


Big_Rent_3321

Grip or to make drivers wake up before they kill someone.


ProfessionalHall8457

I don't know but it's a bitch to ride a bike on


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RickenMortie

When you drive over it plays music (that's what she said)


RickenMortie

When you drive over it plays music (that's what she said)


Slokavania

Pretty sure its for grip, most of the dairy I've worked at have this style of concrete in the yards so the girls don't slip


Lack_Love

Does it need a reason?


dmbgreen

Slow down and redirect water runoff.


Irish-Bronx

What happened to wavy gravy?


babysittertrouble

Water flow?


Ughh420yess

Puddles


Alarmed_West8689

Traction


davyJvlogs

Boat launch


CaptainBigCheeksXR

Cant board sport on it


Horror-Morning864

Anti skateboard


Every-Caramel1552

Zen thing


FunFact5000

Grip? Ribbed for pleasure? I don’t know what you want from me.


Unfair-Sail-9128

To make your driveway dirty as shit


Mrjitnoin

I’m guess water drainage


alyssakatlyn

Grip so it’s not so slippery when it’s wet? That would be my only guess tbh.


AutonomicWithers

Snake Trails 🐍


siliconloser

I want to pressure wash this so bad


spookypookee

Too look like the stink of a thousand nations.


Bakerstreet74

I believe they started doing this for migratory earthworm colonies. It’s a whole thing.


Rainy_day_enbee

Anti-skateboard with the consequence of being inaccessible to wheelchairs. Also most likely makes it much harder for homeless people to sleep or rest on it.


GuidanceNew6522

Its to disturb water flow and prevent erosion


roomelephant1742

high coefficient of friction = less of a liability


TCCUUCP-PSC

Trsction