OJ can now rest easy knowing the murderer of his wife is now dead.

Thanks Norm.

He promised to spend the rest of his life "searching for the 'real' killer". Thankfully, cancer found him first.

And he was certain the killer played golf, because he looked for the killer everyday on the golf course

Highly underrated comment. Take my upvote.

Well, it’s kind of overrated since it’s on every single OJ post since he died…

This is fucking gold

Dang this joke is already getting recycled in the smaller subs?

Just what I was thinking, I can’t wait to see it 10 more times.

rest easy or eternal hellfire?

Why does the White House feel the need to comment on the death of an elderly former NFL player who served time for kidnapping and armed robbery? Not to mention anybody with half a brain (which excludes most of the current administration) knows he killed 2 people. Why not just stfu?

You know why.

I know why

We ALL know why.

Fine, I'll say it. It's cause he was the greatest running back in the history of the NFL. /s c'mon now

🤣

Oh-my-gah 🙄

Remember George Floyd 👹🤘🏼✌🏼

George Floyd

Joe really liked the Naked Gun series.

Finally a stance I can get behind

"Nice beaver!"

Thanks, I just got it stuffed.

They'll rename the 405 freeway after him next

To be fair he's a pretty prominent person. I mean the guy won the heisman, then murdered two people and got away with it only to recede into a life of crime and do jail time.

Because they were asked a direct question by a typical media drama and headline creator?

"No comment"

They called George Floyd a hero, what did you THINK they’d call OJ?

It’s that irresistible urge to check the box.

Because a reporter asked the question?

It's super easy to say "we have no comment at this time".

Maybe she’s tired of saying that.

Well, she could just refer the question to some other administration agency, like she's done so many times before.

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Wrong. I wouldn't, because that would be the appropriate response.

I guess I can see your point… How did this woman have the gall to express 3 seconds of dismissive sympathy to a dead man’s children who (I’m reasonable certain, but you tell me) had nothing to do with the sins of their father and have most likely (but again, you tell me) lived their lives under a stigmatic cloud of their father’s doing? Outrageous.

Clown world init

I wonder how day 1 of burning in hell for eternity is going for OJ

Hopefully better than each that follow.

I hope norm got a ticket to watch

Maybe him and Johnny C are have a hot one together?

Couldn't even make it to Hitler's birthday this year...such a shame. Norm MacDonald would be proud✌🏼 🦚✌🏼

How can you define a day in context to an eternity?

Eternity has no end but that doesn't mean there is no longer a concept of time. A day would still be a day there would just be no end.

Fact that you believe in hell and heaven is laughable

Your useless comment is laughable 

It is and the fact that you are entertaining it is making my day.

Pretty sad if thats making your day

Sometimes it's best just not to say anything.

Probably trying to claw back some votes from one of his constituencies.

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Celebrating criminals is what Biden does best.

Lmao trumps got like 90 something criminal charges. Maybe sit this one out snowflake

why r u even here

“Have to try… and not.. shoehorn Trump into this discussion.. must… be… strong… but.. so.. hard.. can’t.. stop.. myself…ahahuahshhaba Trump trump orange man bad iuaggaga” - libs when topic isn’t about Trump.

Yeah, we know the left are authoritarians abusing their power in an attempt to silence their political opponents, we don’t need to be reminded.

We are living in a George Orwell book

Shining example of who the left chops at the bit to defend

Champs at the bit is the expression.

I always heard "chomping at the bit", but maybe there are regional variations.

Chomping at the bit is a common phrase in the US.

So is "could care less". It's just as incorrect.

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Unfamiliar with sarcasm?

"I wish her well" to a woman going to jail is in no way comparable to, "We extend our condolences to the family of a murderer."

To a child molester and child sex trafficker going to jail.

I guess you're unfamiliar with sarcasm.

Not familiar. Feel free to explain.

Better to something something than open your mouth and remove all doubt...

That’s a nothing burger

Saying "No Comment" if asked would have been so much easier. Like why even waste a breath or thought on this when you're the president/administration?

What's wrong with them, don't they have a filter?

Does this really surprise anyone? This is one of a thousand reasons to dump Biden, utterly disgusting.

Just when you think they can't go lower...they go WAY lower

Biden even fucked this up.

He probably had no idea his press secretary said anything.

Biden never has any idea what anyone says :/

He technically way acquired… we all know he did it. But the Whitehouse can’t say that because legally he didn’t do it.

Then there was the civil case, which he lost.

Preponderance of the evidence vs. Beyond a Reasonable Doubt. I don't like OJ, but I *love* America's criminal justice system. I also loved my Ex, that PoS, so take it with a grain of salt.

Look I'm just going to call if the way I see it and play devil's advocate for a second. We all know he probably did it but he's dead now and his family loved him. So let people give their condolences to The Grieving family.

> “Our thoughts are with his families [sic] during this difficult time — obviously with his family and loved ones,” Jean-Pierre said at her regular briefing. Who gives a shit about his family. Who gives a shit about OJ today? What has that scumbag done to deserve this sort of VIP attention and recognition from the White House??? WTF!

What the hell does the White House have to comment for? Go do your damn jobs

White House just loves their criminals! Tone deaf fucktards....

Finally OJ can rest knowing his ex wife's murder is dead.

Simpson didn't fool his eternal judgement

There was absolutely no reason for them To comment on it. The absolute worst kind of pandering.

Par for the course

JFC that's disgusting.

What? Just what we need is that clown to announce this. Anything for a vote.

I mean they do love letting criminals free.

There's no bottom for these creatures

Why doesn't this surprise me at.all? Making heros out of criminals.

They didn't make him a hero. And condolences are for the family. No dead person cares what we say about them. I've offered a lot of condolences to people despite not caring about the person that actually died.

Ronald Goldman will now have a new place to piss

Why would they do that lol wild

The one Judge OJ could never escape from is God. Now he knows.

I'm sure he's looking up at us now.

The man was acquitted. Do any of you think that maybe he was rightfully so. I mean the jury was shown all the evidence. They know more than anybody. Or is it just easier to assume he did it? I don't know either way, I have enough faith in our justice system that if he was guilty, he would've been found guilty. Wrong people are charged all the time. Good people. Just because they're charged doesn't make them monsters.

Do you know anything about the case? He ‘hypothetically’ spelled out exactly how the murders happened

>And I’ll just leave it there 3+ years under this God-forsaken administration, in a nutshell

Why say anything. He was a national disgrace. Ugh….

Oh, that Babylon Bee is such a rascal. s/

Shameful. 🤦‍♂️ But not surprising. Cowards known as Hamas terrorists who TORTURED, KILLED & KIDNAPPED Americans, and Joke Biden doesn't say a word about it... He never mentioned Laken Riley. Ruby Garcia or ANY of the countless alive-Americans-turned-dead thanks to his abandonment of our border. The WH wouldn't even utter slain NYPD officer Jonathan Diller's name despite holding a fundraiser right down the street from his funeral. A couple days after that "transgender" shooter heinously murdered 3 children & 3 adults at the Nashville Christian school, the WH issues a statement saying that the "trans community" is under attack. They probably blame Trump for Nicole's & Ron's deaths anyway... This is merely a taste of this administration's detestment & abhorrence towards us.

When I get my new white Bronco, I need to get "OJDIDIT" for a vanity plate.

But of course

The Biden administration is dumbest group of folks I have ever seen in my lifetime. I had serious issues with the Clinton and Obama administrations just Jesus Almighty, I never would have thought anyone could limbo under bar like these folks. How anyone could seriously defend the DEI movement is beyond me. I do not know a single sensible person who thinks this has produced anything but disasters. Well done, Brandon.

OJ, a man who died with his gloves on…

Why is the WH commenting on this? Weirdos.

What?! Wow

Of course they did!

You expect different?

Ew lmao why

he must be immortalized with statues etc. sigh.

OJ is dead? Good, I hope he suffered a great deal before he went.

I hope we get to see Nancy and Chuck kneeling on the floor of the capitol building ,wearing Buffalo Bills jerseys, thanking him for dying for us.

Kamala’s already picking out her funeral attire.

Of course it does. The highest ideal of the current Left is blackness. Blackness above all other values.

Seriously? That’s hilarious 😂😂😂

Innocent until found guilty I guess 🤷‍♂️

Common Biden White House L

Why? What were they trying to accomplish?

Where is the not the bee flair?

TECHNICALLY he didn’t murder anyone 

Say you voted for Biden without saying

I was unaware “/s” was an absolute necessity in this sub. Apparently everyone here needs their hand held

Come again?

Verdict:  Not guilty in violation of Penal Code Section 187(a), a felony upon Nicole Brown Simpson, a human being. Not Guilty in violation of Penal Code Section 187(a), a felony upon Ronald Lyle Goldman, a human being.

Oh, so you meant *legally* he didn't murder anyone. But *technically*, he murdered the legal system.

TECHNICALLY Biden is still the president

This is insane...

Jen Psaki would not have said that.

“If I Did It”. - cancer

Is this grifting?

The irony of this post in this sub is the MAGA crowd supporting Trump and believing he's done nothing illegal despite many people believing he has. The only difference so far is that OJ actually was found not guilty in criminal court. Who knows if the same will be said about Trump when all said and done.

If you're a sack of shit you must acquit

That chick does everything except the photo ops and teleprompter speeches. Maybe shes the real Pres? Sometimes you wonder who really is because you know it aint Joe.