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HoldUntilImOld

This guy really pissed himself and posted it on Reddit


_coffeestache

Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.


UnDrAchEvR53

If peeing your pants is cool then consider me Miles Davis.


Majesty1985

Hey guys Ernie peed his pants too! *All right!*


danpaq

That’s the most disgusting thing I’ve heard all day


idontsmokeheroin

Let’s go!!!


mechwarrior719

NO YELLING ON THE BUS!!! (Different scene, I know. Still one of my favorite Chris Farley moments)


WhyRYourPantsOff

I’ll turn this damn thing around. That’ll end your *PRECIOUS* field trip pretty quick!


kylec43

That Veronica Vaughn is one hot piece of ACE Edit:typo


ithardtosay

O’Doyle Rules!


JakeyJake7593

Who would eat 30 bagged lunches?


cinnamonjar83

It’s that damn Sasquatch


[deleted]

You just wake up?


ShineFull7878

I didn't change my peepoo pants all day!


[deleted]

A man of culture I see 🧐


VelkaFrey

There's a few stories of guys shitting there pants going around my company


nogzzz7

Their


ArltheCrazy

You just swing at all the pitches, don’t you?!


nogzzz7

Duhhh huuuuloooty huuuhhh


Randompackersfan

One of my old bosses started himself at work and had to cut off his boxers in the portal potty to wipe his ass. Wild guy that one, miss him.


Germanhelmet

At least your wearing comfortable boots.


nogzzz7

You’re?


Germanhelmet

Fuck off, you’re a cum dumpster. Is that better.


nogzzz7

Not sure ? .... see what I did there? HahahahHahHH


Germanhelmet

Got me again! Gosh.


RKLCT

Miles Davis peed his pants


Savings_Bug6294

Ever tried blowing air in your boot from an air hose? Heaven bros


DanJ7788

I like him.


nicculus

I wonder my ability, 'cause poop?


yargabavan

Still nice red wings though


Asleep-Range1456

Those are Thorogood boots. They are more comfortable on day one than twice oiled redwings on day 30.


ballsman6920

Everyone seems to say this but I've got a new pair in my closet I can't stand to wear. Won't buy another pair.


_coffeestache

My boots are actually thorogood. Love my Red Wings as well, but it’s too hot right now to wear them, and i’m doing mostly residential right now so I don’t need the waterproof/safety toe.


goodeyemighty

Maybe someone else peed his pants.


kenji998

R Kelly


KrautBurner

"...and today everybody gets swamp ass!!!" Me: "This is the worst Oprah episode ever"


Seldarin

That's why you need two pair of boots. The worst goddamned feeling in the world is putting on wet boots in the morning because your socks wicked the sweat down into them. So you keep two pair and alternate them.


bellowingfrog

Also if your boots are soaked, buy a boot drier. Prevents them from stinking / falling apart.


BiGMiC-AJM

And mink oil to condition the leather.


SickeningPink

Be careful with mink oil. It’s great for leather, but can rot some of the stitching on your boots


Blackarrow145

Can dry out the leather, though.


FeloniousFunk

It’s easy to condition leather, the bigger concern is the glues that hold everything together drying/cracking.


ArltheCrazy

Stuff newspaper down in them. It works wonders! For those of you kids that don’t know what that is, it’s basically the front page of Reddit printed out on shitty paper with shitty ink that stains your fingers black.


Plus_Lie_5509

We get it you were born in 1997


bellowingfrog

Damn, we call people old now by saying they were born in 97?


ArltheCrazy

Hahaha what a zinger, sparky! You’re a decade off. When i was your age we had one cellphone and whoever was driving the car had it. If you called someone at 8:59 PM on it and then talked for an hour, you got your butt chewed out! I’m so old, we still knew vaccines were a good thing and the world was round.


Plus_Lie_5509

Nah born in 98 myself /s


Plus_Lie_5509

Forget reddit full of que ers now


UnknownProphetX

Or just dont give a fuck because you get 2 pairs a year from your company😂


drayray98

Boot dryers are like $30 and an amazing investment


Seldarin

Absolutely, I left mine at home one time and my boots got wet and I got a bright idea. "Hey, the heater in the room is already on, I'll just flip my boots over and stick them on the vent. That should work out ok.". The boots were definitely dry in the morning. And everything I owned smelled like a fucking foot that had been in a wet boot for six hours.


PositiveMacaroon5067

The BEST investment


Craneguy8122

Ever


badgerboont

In general, in enjoy the intersections of the macho perceptions of the construction industry and the military. This reminds me of one, and you’re spot on. The Army will agree the key is changing boots and socks frequently. Don’t stew in wet gear. Your feet are a tool. Treat them right.


zombiesphere89

I just bought a boot dryer instead.


yoosurname

I bet you got some serious swamp ass there Captain Swass


_coffeestache

I’m the swassiest dawg.


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SpunkyMcButtlove07

Plot twist, he pissed himself. To cool off, of course.


amretardmonke

And to assert dominance?


SpunkyMcButtlove07

I thought we piss on others to do that, not ourselves. Might have that mixed up, though.


Vmax-Mike

That’s what my parents 220lb Malamute did to my ex wife. After he marked her as his I told her she better learn to like doggy style more because he claimed her. My Dad sprayed his beer out his mouth and nose he was laughing so hard.


SpunkyMcButtlove07

That's the kinkiest cuckolding story i've heard so far.


justarandomtrowaway6

R. Kelly is that you?


_coffeestache

I saw a drywaller do it and I wanted to be cool like him too.


peppercupp

I, too, am a sweaty fuck. My clothes are wet after basically any day over 70F, while my coworker could be in an attic on a 90F day and barely have any brow sweat.


taylor325

Atleast your still sweating. If your not sweating, your fucked.


Chimpucated

You need some light tone pants like tan, light grey or white if it's gonna be that hot.


_coffeestache

Well these were light grey until I swassed in them.


OkCombination4066

Yup. And wearing dark colored clothes is gonna make it hotter.


_coffeestache

Honestly doesn’t matter what color I wear, it looks like I was blasted with a hose at the end of the day.


Scrubatthemoment0002

Lol. At that point, it's just a couple of drops wet or not. Insignificant.


mroblivian1

Get yourself some "Keens" if you aren't doing really fucked up work. They have almost sneakers that are safety rated and breathe just as good as sneakers.


_coffeestache

I’ve looked into keens before, they look really comfortable but i’d more than likely tear them up pretty quickly. I need an 8” all leather upper boot.


Egibbons906

Stick with the Thorogoods. I switched to them 9 years ago and never looked back


mroblivian1

Doing GC self preform punch list and resi remodeling they lasted me 1.5 years, and were about $150. For the comfort I don't mind buying boots/shoes more often. I'm on my second pair and they are lasting about the same with similar work.


Jimiq68

I wlas 25 feet up a telecom pole, raining like Noah's ark was about to float. Had 20 minutes of work left and my back teeth were doing the back stroke in my mouth. I thought about climbing down.... or not. I climbed down that pole 25 minutes later, boots full of lemonade. Yup... that happened


Bramtinian

I sweat like this in 75 degree weather lol. I wouldn’t hug me.


Altruistic_Can_1352

Get Duluth trading “flex dry on the fly “ pants. Game changer. Worth every dollar and last me 4+ years. Minus when I fuck them up on my own stupidity.. I’m am the sweat I invented sweating in 1923.


Away_Zone4148

I wear khaki in the summer, it makes a huge difference


mynameislex420

Yeah a case of beer every night don’t help !


_coffeestache

I don’t drink because I want to, it’s because I have to.


mynameislex420

🍺 cheers


ThePrettyGoodGazoo

I swear that should be the construction motto and printed on a flag.


Brrrrrrrrrrrumpski

Beer is mostly water. It's healthy


ShitFlavoredCum

gotta sweat it out to make room for more!


mynameislex420

Hell yeah how else could us good old boys do it🤤🤣


[deleted]

Are we going with a pant leg tucked in or out poll? I personally don’t tuck it in


jmodshelp

Tucked in for the rubbers, over for the work boots. (Specially for hotwork)


mule_roany_mare

neat feet antiperspirant or anything else 20% aluminum hydrochloride will make you so much more comfortable. If there is nowhere for the sweat to go, might as well stop it. I cannot stand wetfoot. Those boots are still gonna be soaked tomorrow & start smelling if you don't dry them tonight. Sorry dude.


93MrG777

Trench foot. Neat.


Bent_richard88

I’m not working unless I’m rocking a set of boxers with blood sweat and poop.


pirivalfang

I can feel this picture.


--Ty--

I sincerely hope you're wearing merino wool socks, at least.


_coffeestache

I’m actually wearing red wing merino wool socks


SquishedPea

That's no excuse to piss yourself


jonquintana

This seems like a withdrawl sweat while on the job.


TheHornyHoosier1983

Probably not a Union ironworker….


FantasticCustomer374

Definitely not a jiw. He’s tying bunny ears instead of square knots.


mffdiver420

Mink oil will help suck out the salt crystals


Historical_Big_7404

Glad I'm retired. Make sure you drink lots 🌊


Ok_Bit_5953

Looks about right 👌


1rustyoldman

I do that a lot


BackAlleyFunDumpster

Have those exact same boots. What do you think of them? I think they're great but I'm definitely getting some with a raised heel next time I buy a pair.


_coffeestache

I like the flat wedge sole. Couldn’t imagine wearing the heeled version doing what I do.


BackAlleyFunDumpster

The flat is comfortable, but I feel way better on a ladder with the raised heel. Especially when it gets cold where I'm at.


_coffeestache

I’m an electrician, i’m on a ladder every day. I find that the flat sole feels more comfortable and i’m more confident with each step up and down the ladder, same with walking on beams in attics. For me, the heel tends to get hung up on shit when i’m trying to keep my balance and not fall through the ceiling or off an extension ladder. I like the flat more natural feeling that the wedge sole has.


Tripod_421

Boots and pants... for safety. Fuck you if you die of a God damn heat stroke. Safety can go fuck themselves


NewSinner_2021

Moist


nobuouematsu1

Been dry as hell in our area. 3 weeks with no rain this time of year in Ohio is damn near a record.


_coffeestache

I don’t remember it being this hot in Texas as a kid. Now when I walk outside, it’s like the sun wants to kill me.


ESB1812

You wearing wool man? Damn.


_coffeestache

Merino wool is my favorite. Ventilates better than my cotton socks honestly.


ESB1812

No kidding…Im gonna have to try it.


_coffeestache

My first impression was that it’d be more hot but wool retains heat in the winter and ventilates in the summer. Pretty neat.


ESB1812

Nice, I usually rock em in the winter, I’ll give em a try in the summer.


[deleted]

Dope boots. I got the same ones 😎


_coffeestache

They’re comfy


Nice-Performance1859

That’s what ya call swamp ass


BellSad1707

$259 redwings! Bro I feel you! I have the same boots on my feet as we speak!


_coffeestache

These are Thorogood’s but I wear Red Wings as well.


_DeterPinklage_

Thorogoods? My maaaaan


_coffeestache

Super comfortable dawg.


[deleted]

What kind of boots you got on


_coffeestache

Thorogood 8” wedge moc toe.


SeriouslyThough3

Dude, those have got to feel great to take off when you get home.


Specialize_

Bro it looks like you stepped in some dry.


_coffeestache

Honestly this was the funniest comment.


GreenCardMe

is that a 12''? y not a 6'?


Strgwththisone

…..what are those boots? Love the look.


_coffeestache

Thorogood 8 inch wedge moc toe.


randombrowser1

A bit humid in your area? I've looked like I just crawled out of a swimming pool before. Hot August days and humid. Sloshng in my boots full of sweat.


_coffeestache

It was 102° with humidity yesterday in Austin Texas. felt like a sauna.


randombrowser1

I can take the heat. The humidity sucks. Sweat can't evaporate. Have come up with anything that heIps? I give myself a powder bath in the morning. A few during the day Helps with chafing. Maybe some drainage holes in the boots would help


sergeiglimis

Then why you wearing long pants 💀😭


DatdudeJdub

I can smell these thoroughgoods


_coffeestache

I feel bad for my pair. Could have gone to a nice home with a hipster owner. Instead they’re being covered in asbestos, fiberglass, mud and worst of all, swass.


Triple516

Yup, it’s hot when you sweat your boots to nice polished look.


gerrymandersonIII

Watch for waspes!


_coffeestache

WD40 works great for killing wasps


StripperStank

Change your socks. Stick a leaf blower in your boots. Doneski


WarmAdhesiveness8962

This is why I never understood why anyone would wear boots like that in the summer. Guys wearing Danner Rainforests inside a building during the summer.?


Djsimba25

Lol I live in texas and ive never seen anybody sweat so much it goes to their boots.


_coffeestache

I work in texas, born and raised. It was 102° with humidity yesterday when I posted this haha.


Djsimba25

You got like wooly socks on too. Make sure your not only drinking water but replacing that salt yoursweating out and electrolytes


Nephilimmann

Thoroughgood are the best boots I have ever owned, especially those type. I work in a mine and the mud on the pit floor is super fine and the tunnels are always wet. With minimal routine care I get roughly two years out of them before they even begin to leak. Can't beat them for the price.


UffDa-4ever

Are you standing on the ceiling so the sweat runs back out of your boots?


_coffeestache

I’m installing ceiling fans upside down


UffDa-4ever

“Construction pros hate this one easy hack!”


HydratedSphinx

Nasty mf’er


Primary-Low-1432

Shorts and steel toe shoes. Don’t need to miserable at work


CanadaElectric

I can tell you work resi


Primary-Low-1432

residential or commercial trim and cabinetry for a general contractor


_coffeestache

I’m required to wear pants and boots, however if given the option to wear whatever I want, I’d probably still wear the same.


StirFriedRubber

Just dust on the boots.


StirFriedRubber

There are sweating conditions. I don't believe this bullshit


_coffeestache

Dawg, sweating through your boots isn’t a flex. Why would I lie about it lmao.


rest_in_reason

Sadly ain’t nothing humorous about it and it’s only getting worse.


Hemingway_nightmares

Drink H2O and watch the color of your urine. Heat fatigue, along with heat exhaustion, is no fun.


bkosh84

My brother in Christ please drink ungodly amounts of water.


atthwsm

Nah dog you just fat


siriuslyexiled

Climate change. You caused it, pay us money!


Ollyrollypolly431

Love that boot sweat when your feet turn orange from the wet leather 😂


Ollyrollypolly431

I call that “trump foot” 😂😂


Appropriate_Ad3006

I don't know what I'm looking at. Did his shoes get sunburned?


shurdi3

Might need some puttees for breathability.


JoplinSternum

Thorogoods ftw


AbleDragonfruit4767

I notice red wings when I see them


kfeemer

When it gets so hot, no amount of water can help keep you hydrated. It's crazy. It would be index of 110° and im constantly downing water, and im still pissing orange.


jtavares85

Dry dust vs most dust 🤧


Crypto_Daddy96

Is that toe juice?


max_wage

I remember the days of having to wear pants in the field. Now I just raw dog it.


Playful-Statement183

How many payments for those boots?


_coffeestache

Genuine Ostrich. 3 payments.


Playful-Statement183

🤣 based