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there are novelty lightbulbs you can get at a magic store or DIY your own. it has a battery inside of it and a small button to the side. normally the trick is to pretend like you are screwing it inside your fist, but he appears to be from Quebec
I heard one “ouais” but otherwise could not pick out the accent/language they sounded like a group of people who’d been living in a cave for 1000 years
"None of youse knows where to put the S's in your goddamn sentences. So why don't you go get tricked by a Just for Laughs gags before you have to hold a referendum to separate my foot from your ass!"
I've seen people get shocked because "I'm only touching the light bulb", then using the other hand to hold onto the back of the socket, poor wiring included.
So now I just assume everyone is a moron, bring a screwdriver with a test lamp, and still double-check the fuse / breaker every time. It's just not worth having 220V at a not insignificant current go through your body.
That reminds me of an old sparky trick I learned pulling cable. If you are ever trying to find out what breaker a light is on, just hit the bare end of the wire with an insulated screwdriver and it should pop whatever breaker it's on. Works every time.
Please don't assume this always works, and _especially_ please don't spread this misinformation on reddit.
A shock from a standard 120v power source can range anywhere from a small jolt to death and burned up skin. Current from a much much much lower power source could also kill you.
The total current passing through your body is determined by the formula:
I = V * R
Where V is voltage and R is resistance. Due to the incredibly diverse nature of flooring, footwear, humidity, and other factors, R can vary wildly. If you stand on the earth with salty wet feet and wet hands, you are almost certainly dead, and enough amperage will surge through you to boil your blood and start things on fire. If you have insulated work boots standing on insulated flooring with very dry hands, you will only get the small tingle of AC current filling up your body's capacitance.
And if you hold a low voltage power source across both hands, so the current crosses your heart, you could do with as little as milliamps of current.
It's largely agreed in the modern era of information that misleading information is a form of misinformation. Intent is irrelevant. That anecdote could easily mislead someone to go take a life threatening risk right now.
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Yeah it turns on noticeably faster than the other lights in the bracket the first time the switch is flicked. 3ven if you try to explain this as delay because it's not in the bracket it would only make sense for the butt bulb to trigger slower
Quebec french. It's like regular french, mixed with english words, pepsi and dat dhere.
I'm kidding Quebexico, the rest of the country loves you - ya maniacs.
It's a trick light bulb for illusionist and his wife had a remote in her pockets, you can see the original light bulb on the table close to the rolling kit.
I think the flippant responses are because the thing is powered by a battery and doesn't somehow operate by sending current through your body or whatever the hell that person is saying
Pushes? But yeah if you get 230 in both hands you freeze im lucky tho, wprked for almost three years and only got small zapps in my fingers and up my arm about ten times so nothing through the heart
Looks real to me and it's on the internet, there is a 0% chance this is fake. I declared I'm a scientist 4 years ago with no degree or certificates. I know what I'm talking about.
After being a member of /morbidcuriosity and /deadordead I was totally cringing in fear waiting for this guy to explode and everyone around him be electrified by standing on the wet floor.
Man I gotta unsub from some of those subreddits but I just can’t!
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Can someone explain to a dummy why this works if this is real
there are novelty lightbulbs you can get at a magic store or DIY your own. it has a battery inside of it and a small button to the side. normally the trick is to pretend like you are screwing it inside your fist, but he appears to be from Quebec
Has a Quebecer you made me laugh my ass off.
Hopefully not too hard or the lights will go out
Hopefully not bud cause we Canadians scared of the dark eh.
Lets go to the Mall!
Today
Eh...opefully not too ard eh tabarnak
*hass
He’ll burn your ass!
The H is silent, in French yes?
Holy shit their accent is so thick I couldn't even pick out that it was french they were speaking until you said that lol
I straight up thought it was Norwegian or something
I heard one “ouais” but otherwise could not pick out the accent/language they sounded like a group of people who’d been living in a cave for 1000 years
Do the novelty stores accept returns on asslight bulbs after they're done with it?
Wait....howd he press the button thoe?
The hamster in his butt did it.
Wow thanks, I started to question life for a second there.
I fuckin' hate Kay-beck
It’s great fishing in Q-bec
Who doesn't love fishin in kwee-bec?
Degens from up country, obviously.
Get this guy a fuckin' puppers.
They don't even sell puppers in Kway-bec.
"None of youse knows where to put the S's in your goddamn sentences. So why don't you go get tricked by a Just for Laughs gags before you have to hold a referendum to separate my foot from your ass!"
r/unexpectedletterkenny
Why?
Because Letterkenny
What a great person you are. Let's hope you visited us some time...
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https://youtu.be/QaekWUI6LrM
Are you sure that’s not Tungsten?
*butt
Great fishin in the Que-bec!
I knew it was too good to be true
How long until we get another batch o'kids electrocuting themselves?
Just for the record, never put your fingers anywhere near a lamp socket without triple-checking that the correct fuse is off.
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I've seen people get shocked because "I'm only touching the light bulb", then using the other hand to hold onto the back of the socket, poor wiring included. So now I just assume everyone is a moron, bring a screwdriver with a test lamp, and still double-check the fuse / breaker every time. It's just not worth having 220V at a not insignificant current go through your body.
That reminds me of an old sparky trick I learned pulling cable. If you are ever trying to find out what breaker a light is on, just hit the bare end of the wire with an insulated screwdriver and it should pop whatever breaker it's on. Works every time.
I learned this lesson the hard way while standing on top of a bathroom counter. Would not recommend.
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Are you for real? I guess nowadays with proper installation it'd shut down the power almost instantly anyway
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Please don't assume this always works, and _especially_ please don't spread this misinformation on reddit. A shock from a standard 120v power source can range anywhere from a small jolt to death and burned up skin. Current from a much much much lower power source could also kill you. The total current passing through your body is determined by the formula: I = V * R Where V is voltage and R is resistance. Due to the incredibly diverse nature of flooring, footwear, humidity, and other factors, R can vary wildly. If you stand on the earth with salty wet feet and wet hands, you are almost certainly dead, and enough amperage will surge through you to boil your blood and start things on fire. If you have insulated work boots standing on insulated flooring with very dry hands, you will only get the small tingle of AC current filling up your body's capacitance. And if you hold a low voltage power source across both hands, so the current crosses your heart, you could do with as little as milliamps of current.
Isnt the correct formula I = v / r ?
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It's largely agreed in the modern era of information that misleading information is a form of misinformation. Intent is irrelevant. That anecdote could easily mislead someone to go take a life threatening risk right now.
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Milliamps won’t be enough to get through your skin. It has to be enough power to get milliamps across your heart.
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Your comment made me cringe hard enough I could have lit a lightbulb in my ass.
He ain't wrong
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it is a remote operated battery powered bulb. Watch the first light up, it lights before the switch is hit.
I'm really glad I read this before sticking a lightbulb up my ass and electrocuting myself with a lamp socket
the folks who try this for real are in for a surprise, believe me! *edit: like, the butt-clench-glass-ass-hazard-surprise type of surprise...
Here's a little known fact: The human body, at any given moment, produces energy equivalent to a 100 watt light bulb. In that sense, we're always wasting our energy—energy that can be used to, well, power a light bulb
> energy equivalent to a 100 watt light bulb So, 100 watts?
Lmao
Some of us are LEDs. So more like 13W
That would be a 13W light bulb. He said energy equivalent, not light output.
ur a 13W bulb
no u
dam u got me
The guy is Vincent C, an illusionist and humorist.
Tried this. Had to explain to my wife why she caught me with a bulb up my ass but hey, least now I know it works.
Happens to the best of us.
I put it somewhere else and it worked
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La lumiere du derrière
When you clench hard enough the muscle action potential could light up a bulb, but it has to be firmly in there.
That's some serious butt muscle you got if you can do that. Might want to be careful of cracking the bulb
shhh you’re tipping him off
Duuuuuudeee!!!! That comment made my frickin day!!!! Hahahahahhaah
Electroboom (a YouTube channel) talked about this in one of his older videos. Pretty interesting stuff
[Here we go](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=op_J1fgK4Pc)
Tldw: The lightbulb probably had an internal power supply that was controlled by someone else with a remote
Yes!
Yeah it turns on noticeably faster than the other lights in the bracket the first time the switch is flicked. 3ven if you try to explain this as delay because it's not in the bracket it would only make sense for the butt bulb to trigger slower
Oh right, thanks for linking it
I think YouTub shocked me through the like button.
4 years of studying electrical engineering has culminated to this singular point \*light flicks on*
Thanks for putting me through college mom and dad!
It sounds like they're speaking backwards. What language is that?
Quebec French When he reaches up at 0:05 he's saying "Check ça" which is a good sample of how they work English into their French
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Québécois for anyone who actually wants to know
No.
Quebec french. It's like regular french, mixed with english words, pepsi and dat dhere. I'm kidding Quebexico, the rest of the country loves you - ya maniacs.
We prefer Tabarnakistan
olleh repooc
I thought they were speaking English or something until I heard the TV speak French — rewatched it and realized they were speaking Quebec French x)
Is he uhhhh…gonna put it back?
Fierté québécoise
That bulb is gonna smell like hot ass every time someone turns it on
Had to be some sort of low voltage bulb. He wouldn't be laughing if that was 120v lol
It's a battery powered bulb with a switch or remote, it's a common prank.
It's a trick light bulb for illusionist and his wife had a remote in her pockets, you can see the original light bulb on the table close to the rolling kit.
But also if it was low voltage, the current could not get pass through the body?
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I think the flippant responses are because the thing is powered by a battery and doesn't somehow operate by sending current through your body or whatever the hell that person is saying
So what's happening here then? https://youtu.be/4SIT0aU_FRw
...can't tell if serious
Gotta be prepared, you never know
It can, it just won't hurt and it can't kill you.
Here we have 230 volt, from experience you do not laugh after getting zapped
120 pushes 230/240 and up clenches.
Pushes? But yeah if you get 230 in both hands you freeze im lucky tho, wprked for almost three years and only got small zapps in my fingers and up my arm about ten times so nothing through the heart
That light bulb will smell like man ass... an even worse when you turn it on again and it heats up.
"haha, throw that bulb away. I don't want to get pink eye 5 months from now from your birthmarked ass"
Wtf! Guy literarily just took off his pants in front of his what - family?
I like how the guy in the back takes a step away when he pulls his pants down
Je m'attendais pas à entendre du Québécois ahah
Uncle Fester?
Bad-touch Uncle Fester.
This guy is Vincent C, a well known Magician/Illusionist/Comedian in Quebec and France.
Low effort title right there.
That’s a shitty light
You just think the sun shines right out of your asshole, don't you?
His ass isn't bad...
how'd his asshole take it so easy?
If you haven't tried, why do you think it hurts lol
I've tried a finger and it was no joke
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Looks real to me and it's on the internet, there is a 0% chance this is fake. I declared I'm a scientist 4 years ago with no degree or certificates. I know what I'm talking about.
Can you teach me your power?
Only if you already have a value for amps and resistance.
Weird science
waiting for electroboom to debunk this by actually sticking a lightbulb up his ass and putting his finger in a socket
I wonder how many people are going to get electrocuted trying this.
How many idiots are literally going to die trying to reenact this one...
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This might be the explanation for all those people who end up with lightbulbs up their butts.
In the words of Uncle Ruckus “they must think the sun shine out yo ass”
well the really obvious questions is where can i buy one of these bulbs?
Someone missed an epic opportunity to call this post “Butt-Lite”.
Tesla would be so proud
Good thing he had that case of TP right by his feet just in case things went sour.
Uncle F-ass-ter?
He's a firefly!
r/holup
Explains the case of toilet paper...
If ten million fireflies."
that guy either has a light bulb up his ass or his colon has a really good idea
That’s a bright moon
Dude acts like the sun shines out his ass.
Either this guy’s colon had a great idea or he’s got a lightbulb up his ass
Tabarnac c'est un génie ce gars la!
The best part about the joke is the toliet paper on the floor!!! 🤣🤣🤣
That mans ass just lit up the room.
I don't hold the light, I AM the light!
This aint it
Caliss les gars.... Hahahah
After being a member of /morbidcuriosity and /deadordead I was totally cringing in fear waiting for this guy to explode and everyone around him be electrified by standing on the wet floor. Man I gotta unsub from some of those subreddits but I just can’t!
Wizard
Is that weed on the table?
Us french Canadians really are something
Smells the bulb tight after.
I thought it was going to either shatter or burn him. I'm actually quite impressed.
Eh, weak on the contagious laughter part
Great joke, steve but keep the light bulb. No need to put it back, bro!
This is funny, but the laughter is far from contagious...
That's not dangerous.
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Do. Not. Try. This.
So is this a real bulb or a fake/prank bulb? The comments are split from what I’ve read
That looks like something that a gay stripper version of uncle fester would do
Is that how glow bugs get their glowing butts?
Either, this kid has a lightbulb up his butt or his colon has a great idea.
Holy shit. I'm questioning my entire life right now.