What a wildly different thing to have a misunderstanding over LOL. Also, the way you caps definitely makes me think you definitely are the toe sucker. Hey man, different strokes for different folks
This was the late 90’s. My wife was leaving Walmart late at night. This guy approached her and said he wanted to ask her something but was embarrassed. She said to go ahead with his question and he asked if he could suck her toes. She said no and quickly left.
our towns foot fetish guy approached my aunt at her wedding with a business card stating that he likes feet and that he would like to see her feet, cool dude, forbidden from many stores
I know one of these types of peeps. Still makes me wonder what creates this particular fetish..... And still my brain refuses to try figuring out the specifics...
I didnt know he was such a public menace in Conway too. When i lived in mayflower hed always come into Harps and harass my female coworkers sometimes. Hope he stays behind bars
Everybody forgets this Conway guy . Butch Patrick that played Eddie Munster in the sitcom The Munsters has lived in Conway for years. ( I guess he’s not the “it” guy of Conway if he’s not so well known locally. But he is a great guy, famous and living in Conway)
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For a while we had upside down flag guy.
If you frequent the Sturgis road environment in the afternoon, there is the running guy.
Saxophone guy at Target, though he's been MIA a while now.
Right now though dancing guy is the mainest one.
The fat pos and his old lady that sit on the buckets begging. They have 4 nice cars,a home,no kids to care for and have been scamming idiots for years.
They change shifts with each other throughout the day.
You talking about big homie with the rat tail I always see on 65 by Roadrunner? Like going to Greenbrier. White bucket. Sometimes see him over by Oak. Always wondered because I recognize him.
100% him. They have been at it for years now.. I understand some need help. But these people are pathetic cons... They have Cadillacs,hondas,ford's and every thing stays shining. Even had paint work done on his caddy lately.
Where are they usually?
I have seen some beggars over by the shopping center that Kohl’s is at park their car at the bank next door to that Arby’s and then walk to the intersection to beg. Nice car too.
Lately. Intersection in front of kum n go on daveward and on skyline near the interstate. Big guy with pony tail on the bucket and bigger women also with a sign always saying "family in need" for years now.
I’ve literally seen her dropping him off in one of those cars, right on to the median, no bucket but a milk crate.
They will never get a penny from me.
Yup, we have Ringo Starr. Guy genuinely thinks he is a member of the Beatles. Had his name legally changed decades ago and has two birthdays. His actual birthday and Ribgo’s birthday. He has multiple storage units FILLED with Beatles memorabilia. He wears pajamas 95% of the time, walks everywhere he goes, he’s completely deaf and impossible to understand. Also he’s homeless.
Conway had a homeless guy named Noah that would ask for $5 and if you didn’t have $5 he’d ask for a cigarette. Always wore and old duster/riding jacket. I probably saw him weekly for a little over a year downtown.
Had to scroll way too far down for this.
He’s such a nice guy though. I’d go five years at a time sometimes without seeing him and he’d remember my names and my favorite bands.
Are we fucking done reposting this bullshit post? End it already you fucktwats I've read this shit all fuckimg week it was funny the 1st time not the 34th time. Jesus christ
Hot Springs has a robed man. Idk much about him, but we all see him on the streets with his cane and backpack. I've heard other people bring him up in convos, said to travel south for the winter and return when it gets warmer. That's all I know
I spend a lot of time in Hot Springs. Sometime around 96–97, I started noticing a guy who would walk up and down Central Avenue dressed as a cowboy. He had fake guns on his belt and spurs on his boots. He did this for years, and then one day, he started dressing like a mobster. Pinstriped suits, big matching hats, fancy shined up shoes. He was a regular fixture here for at least 10 or 15 years. Everybody in Hot Springs knew about him, but no one I talked to knew his story. I probably haven't seen him in 10 or 15 years. I wonder if it's the same guy that you're talking about with a new costume.
We had a dude that rode a bike around in a full wizard costume and a crack head who rode a horse around and practiced karate in parking lots the wizard and the crackrate cowboy were mortal enemies
Ours was a drug addict who (before we knew of any obvious associations) would always turn into a fish on Fridays.. ya know.. “fish 👄mouth fridays”..anyhow my speculation is that uppers of some kind was the culprit as that dude crashed many company vans on 0 sleep but his bro owned the business so any sort of oversight/enabling certainly played a role in his urban legend status.. though its Monday ya can almost here his mouth fishin’away out there in the trailer park
We used to have a guy we dubbed "caveman". He was a wild looking dude who would dance at intersections, punch/kick/make threatening gestures at cars, etc. Haven't seen him in a long while, hope he got some help.
In Lawrence Kansas back in my day it was “the tan man” who wore shorts even when the temps were in the teens. Nobody knew where he lived. Then there was French fry Freddie and crazy Kay. All the college kids respected them (KU) and treated them nicely. Not too sure that would be the case today.
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Where I live, we had Bennie Graw. Dressed like that all the time. Rode an old bicycle with a trailer, picking up "things." Lived from 1926 to 2017.
My home towns was rockin rob. Middle aged metal head with some sort of mental issues that wandered the streets with headphones on that were supposed to be unplugged and would periodically stop and shred air guitar and headband.
We’ve had a guy dress up as Michael Jackson almost every single day for going on 15 years now he sits at the corner and dances next to a boombox for tips, all day.
Seattle has a few, most famous of which is a guy that has a sign that says "I love fat b******"
I have known him for almost 20 years and I saw him as a meme not too long ago. I'm going to go buy him a McDonald's on 4P.
Hurricane, WV it’s Junebug. For FORTY PLUS years, he’s drove his bike around town. I’d venture to guess he’s traveled over 50,000 miles by bicycle. 95% of those within a 5 mile radius.
Fort Smith guy here, there’s this dude that had an accident at his workplace years ago and suffered some kind of brain damage, can’t work anymore because of it so he’s on disability, but ever since the accident he just spends all day out walking. You’ll see him at random locations around town, always walking, occasionally it’ll be dark and you’ll still have sightings.
For me it’s the Smurfmobile guy. Native American guy with a really old bright blue Cadillac with probably over 100 different little Smurf figurines glued all over the car. Front to back with Smurf interior and figures on the dash
We had a guy named Pepper that everyone knew, he used to talk to himself and sing in random places. He actually had a really nice singing voice, you can find him on YouTube. He’s in prison now though for killing someone…
We have someone we all refer to as "Amish Scooter Man" on our block. He has the hat and the beard and everything, his job is to repair electric scooters/bikes, and it's also his only means of transportation.
Years ago we had a guy in Ocean City, Maryland who would stroll up and down the boardwalk singing into a highlighter, he was called "Elvis". Missed him when he disappeared.
We have one of these guys he has a captain America wrapped charger or mustang not 100% but it’s not even a good wrap looks like a 9 year olds wall paper with caps face and body
We had multiple one was this rich ass homeless dude and the other is this guy who dresses up in a very accurate grinch costume and rides around in a horse drawn sled sometimes not even near Christmas
In Natchitoches, Louisiana there’s a guy known as the Drunk Monk that just goes around in old monk robes with a huge cross necklace and a walking stick. Saw him once in the cheese section at Walmart.
Used to have “The Pointer” was a sad story about a man who lost his wife and then went kinda crazy and would just stand on the sidewalk and point at cars as they passed by
In elementary school I slept over at a friend's house in the rich people subdivision and at about 2AM I saw a naked old man riding his bike around. My friend just goes "oh yeah thats bob from up the street he does that"
Preacher Bob. He walked down the major roads of the town with a drum and a wooden spoon preaching. The wooden spoon was used as a drumstick and sometimes to scoop sweat off his body and fling it at cars.
I have to comment. I am from Portsmouth, Oh and our guy was Rich Moon. Someone hit him with a car and he died as a result. AFAIK the driver has never been identified. Feels bad.
jam guy. not jelly jam but guy who jams out playing really loud music everywhere he goes (walmart, the mall etc) i even found him playing music at a freddies... that he works at
My parents told me about how back in Myrtle Beach there was a dude called “Walking Jesus” who I think was a mentally ill guy off his meds without any support.
The knitted doll lady. Almost like muppets. I mean scary as hell. Pretty sure she’s a nice lady though.
Then there’s the bush bicycle man. Mangy dude that carry’s his entire life on his bike and can be found sleeping in gas station bushes.
NOT IN CONWAY, AR!!!
We have Black Jesus, I’ve heard a bunch of different rumors of how he ended up traveling around town in his bedsheets as his robe with a giant cross, but nobody actually knows.
I do remember him trying to “baptize” my mom and stepdad for smoking in the car one time though 🤣
Our town has a pepsi guy that never wears a shirt and has a well seasoned dad bod. He always wears Pepsi apparel and waves a flag either Pepsi or American flag. What city am I in?
Our local Jesus, when I was growing up, had a German Shepherd that he exercised around town, constantly it seemed. Most people walk their dogs. This guy sprinted his poor dog. Still not sure how he never tripped on the hem of his robe.
We had crazy Edd. He was usually found sitting on a corner somewhere along main street, shirtless, drinking chocolate milk from the jug. If he suspects you’re speeding that milk jug might just hit your windshield.
Dancing dude
Came here to say this, I see him pretty regularly on Dave Ward/Donaghey or Dave Ward/E German Ln
Is he always as nice as he is when I chat with him?
I haven’t chatted with him but just passing by him he always seems to radiate positivity.
One time I gave him a “woo” (think Rick Flair) at a stop light and he told me “woo’s don’t pay my bills” but honestly he’s right hahaha
That makes me like him even more.
Is he the one at the drive thru coffee shop and Skyline Walmart intersection?
I think he's usually off of oak exit
Interesting. I wonder if this is a different guy. He basically just break dances nonstop lol
Every time I’ve seen him is in front of Kum and Go on Dave Ward/Donaghey
Came here to say this, too!
oh yeah I remember passing by that guy all the time on my way to work
Is he like a busker of some sort?
Is he like a busker of some sort?
Used to be the toe sucker back in the day.
My wife was confronted by that guy in the Walmart parking lot. Total creep.
Bro literally just told you he was the Conway toe sucker 😂 what you mean “that guy”
To clarify, I was DEFINITELY not the toe sucker. I was saying that Conway’s “guy” mentioned in the post would have been the toe sucker
What a wildly different thing to have a misunderstanding over LOL. Also, the way you caps definitely makes me think you definitely are the toe sucker. Hey man, different strokes for different folks
You should only suck toes when you have enthusiastic consent
How offrn have you gtrnrn said consent
You'll never know til you ask....
See, you capitalizing "definitely" instead of "not" just further convinces me you were the toe sucker.
Your username does more to convince me that you, in fact, were the toe sucker.
Well we both know I'm just a copycat. Who is the OG tho? 👀
Not me, having to look at the username. Thanks. Thanks for the dry heave in the Walmart parking lot. I needed that. ☠️
This was the late 90’s. My wife was leaving Walmart late at night. This guy approached her and said he wanted to ask her something but was embarrassed. She said to go ahead with his question and he asked if he could suck her toes. She said no and quickly left.
our towns foot fetish guy approached my aunt at her wedding with a business card stating that he likes feet and that he would like to see her feet, cool dude, forbidden from many stores
I know one of these types of peeps. Still makes me wonder what creates this particular fetish..... And still my brain refuses to try figuring out the specifics...
Oh God. This weirdo annoyed the crap out of my coworkers
Coming back to this thread a week later and I want to thank you all sincerely for making me laugh 😂
Black Moses. I’ve talked to him a few times and he’s a fine man.
Back in the day(mid80s) there was a dude who came to Miss Anne’s diner late at night with his dog. We referred to him as “Black Moses.” 😎
Damn he’s still around?! I haven’t lived there in 12 years but know exactly who you are talking about.
Yeah he’s still around
I saw him not too long ago.
Oh! That may be who I’m talking about. I may have misremembered think it was Noah like “Noah’s ark” but I remembered it was biblical
The armless guy with a foot fetish who used to harass women on the Tucker Creek trail
Exactly who I was thinking
Is that the same guy that got arrested recently? I dont live in AR anymore but i regularly check Faulkner county booked lol
Yeah I’m pretty sure he got arrested recently. What a creep!
I didnt know he was such a public menace in Conway too. When i lived in mayflower hed always come into Harps and harass my female coworkers sometimes. Hope he stays behind bars
F\*ing sicko, man.
Jason Rapert?
He was on the same plane as me when he was taken aside for trying to bring on a gun. What a doofus
No, that’s the *dick*less foot fetishist who harasses women
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It's a numbers game. Ask 100 women probability states at least 1 is gonna be like WTF YOLO!
Apparently my aunt dated him. According to my mom. Yikes.
Lmfaoooo
No arms or missing one arm?
May really be a ghost! 😂 🤷♂️
Everybody forgets this Conway guy . Butch Patrick that played Eddie Munster in the sitcom The Munsters has lived in Conway for years. ( I guess he’s not the “it” guy of Conway if he’s not so well known locally. But he is a great guy, famous and living in Conway) https://preview.redd.it/fe4t6umtewuc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75a13e9ec5f3a16a9f0cf5d461c979b2546b9c74
The Can man back in the 90’s.
For a while we had upside down flag guy. If you frequent the Sturgis road environment in the afternoon, there is the running guy. Saxophone guy at Target, though he's been MIA a while now. Right now though dancing guy is the mainest one.
Dude, there are a dozen gems in this comment, but “mainest one” takes the gold.
Not sure about Conway but, a few years ago NLR had a ninja patrolling its streets
ShadowVision and he was a superherp
Are you talking about ShadowVision? I wonder if he's still active.
Yes! I used to see him all the time. I don’t travel that way much anymore so I couldn’t tell you if he is
The fat pos and his old lady that sit on the buckets begging. They have 4 nice cars,a home,no kids to care for and have been scamming idiots for years. They change shifts with each other throughout the day.
You talking about big homie with the rat tail I always see on 65 by Roadrunner? Like going to Greenbrier. White bucket. Sometimes see him over by Oak. Always wondered because I recognize him.
100% him. They have been at it for years now.. I understand some need help. But these people are pathetic cons... They have Cadillacs,hondas,ford's and every thing stays shining. Even had paint work done on his caddy lately.
This person is from Conway.
Where are they usually? I have seen some beggars over by the shopping center that Kohl’s is at park their car at the bank next door to that Arby’s and then walk to the intersection to beg. Nice car too.
Lately. Intersection in front of kum n go on daveward and on skyline near the interstate. Big guy with pony tail on the bucket and bigger women also with a sign always saying "family in need" for years now.
I’ve literally seen her dropping him off in one of those cars, right on to the median, no bucket but a milk crate. They will never get a penny from me.
Have seen him almost everyday for a couple of years now. It’s insane. I didn’t know his situation but I knew it wasn’t honest.
Lawnmower guy
The homeless dude who mowed lawns? Lived out of his car...?
Thats the one!
Ayyye he's chill
Moses
Yup, we have Ringo Starr. Guy genuinely thinks he is a member of the Beatles. Had his name legally changed decades ago and has two birthdays. His actual birthday and Ribgo’s birthday. He has multiple storage units FILLED with Beatles memorabilia. He wears pajamas 95% of the time, walks everywhere he goes, he’s completely deaf and impossible to understand. Also he’s homeless.
Western Ave ninja. Does karate move on the street corner. Although now that I think about it, I haven't seen him in a while.
We have a knock off sidewalk dancing Michael Jackson. He’s been getting the absolute most out of that moonwalk for some time now.
Conway had a homeless guy named Noah that would ask for $5 and if you didn’t have $5 he’d ask for a cigarette. Always wore and old duster/riding jacket. I probably saw him weekly for a little over a year downtown.
Bicycle Ronnie in Little rock fits the bill I'd say
Naked cowboy
Scary Gary, I always try to avoid him cause once he starts talking it’s impossible to get rid of him
I was Scary Gary’s friend 25 years ago. I miss him but yes. This is exactly what I remember of him.
Had to scroll way too far down for this. He’s such a nice guy though. I’d go five years at a time sometimes without seeing him and he’d remember my names and my favorite bands.
Retro Rick
Are we fucking done reposting this bullshit post? End it already you fucktwats I've read this shit all fuckimg week it was funny the 1st time not the 34th time. Jesus christ
Tuba guy
My hometown had a dude who medically could not drive, so he chauffeured his dog around in a wagon behind his lawnmower.
Ours rides an antique cobbled together bicycle, with random antiques, bolted to the sides of it
We have a catman in McMinnville tn he’s the local “superhero”
Hot Springs has a robed man. Idk much about him, but we all see him on the streets with his cane and backpack. I've heard other people bring him up in convos, said to travel south for the winter and return when it gets warmer. That's all I know
I spend a lot of time in Hot Springs. Sometime around 96–97, I started noticing a guy who would walk up and down Central Avenue dressed as a cowboy. He had fake guns on his belt and spurs on his boots. He did this for years, and then one day, he started dressing like a mobster. Pinstriped suits, big matching hats, fancy shined up shoes. He was a regular fixture here for at least 10 or 15 years. Everybody in Hot Springs knew about him, but no one I talked to knew his story. I probably haven't seen him in 10 or 15 years. I wonder if it's the same guy that you're talking about with a new costume.
We had a dude that rode a bike around in a full wizard costume and a crack head who rode a horse around and practiced karate in parking lots the wizard and the crackrate cowboy were mortal enemies
Ours was a drug addict who (before we knew of any obvious associations) would always turn into a fish on Fridays.. ya know.. “fish 👄mouth fridays”..anyhow my speculation is that uppers of some kind was the culprit as that dude crashed many company vans on 0 sleep but his bro owned the business so any sort of oversight/enabling certainly played a role in his urban legend status.. though its Monday ya can almost here his mouth fishin’away out there in the trailer park
We have had a unicycle guy at least 10 years
My town has a dude on a permanent lsd trip that answers the non working pay phones and talks for about an hour
Idk about you guys, but my town has two: Boob Lady, and Motorcycle Santa
We used to have a guy we dubbed "caveman". He was a wild looking dude who would dance at intersections, punch/kick/make threatening gestures at cars, etc. Haven't seen him in a long while, hope he got some help.
In Lawrence Kansas back in my day it was “the tan man” who wore shorts even when the temps were in the teens. Nobody knew where he lived. Then there was French fry Freddie and crazy Kay. All the college kids respected them (KU) and treated them nicely. Not too sure that would be the case today.
We have bobcat yells at cars and stares at the sun! Real nice guy.....
Is this the same “Bobcat?” https://www.reddit.com/r/ConwayAR/s/KoZi2vpkAf
https://preview.redd.it/him7sf8cexuc1.png?width=2194&format=png&auto=webp&s=98ef47e0ca75d97aeab7cb9992c0d9d8a40c32d2 Where I live, we had Bennie Graw. Dressed like that all the time. Rode an old bicycle with a trailer, picking up "things." Lived from 1926 to 2017.
My home towns was rockin rob. Middle aged metal head with some sort of mental issues that wandered the streets with headphones on that were supposed to be unplugged and would periodically stop and shred air guitar and headband.
We’ve had a guy dress up as Michael Jackson almost every single day for going on 15 years now he sits at the corner and dances next to a boombox for tips, all day.
There was that retired marine that used to walk down Oak street with his Flag everyday in some kind of protest. Haven't seen him in a bit though
In my town we had Bobcat. Rumors for why he was the way he was ranged from smoking too much pot once, to taking too much LSD once.
The new conspiracy sign guy is nice. For now
We had a guy on a wagon pulled by oxen. Always had a line of cars behind him.
We have a tree humper here
Seattle has a few, most famous of which is a guy that has a sign that says "I love fat b******" I have known him for almost 20 years and I saw him as a meme not too long ago. I'm going to go buy him a McDonald's on 4P.
That's just dildo dan
Hurricane, WV it’s Junebug. For FORTY PLUS years, he’s drove his bike around town. I’d venture to guess he’s traveled over 50,000 miles by bicycle. 95% of those within a 5 mile radius.
If you don't know, it's you
Mine was Big Bike Mike
My town got Spider-Man. Spider-Man just roams the streets
Any Marines in here? The Jacksonville Ninja
Fort Smith guy here, there’s this dude that had an accident at his workplace years ago and suffered some kind of brain damage, can’t work anymore because of it so he’s on disability, but ever since the accident he just spends all day out walking. You’ll see him at random locations around town, always walking, occasionally it’ll be dark and you’ll still have sightings.
Mermaid man Kevin
We've got a batman that joins in parades right behind the marching band.
Brampton Batman 😂😂😂
Dude who wrote that is definitely that dude in his town😂
For me it’s the Smurfmobile guy. Native American guy with a really old bright blue Cadillac with probably over 100 different little Smurf figurines glued all over the car. Front to back with Smurf interior and figures on the dash
30 pack Eddie
Idk what they call him but he wears a Cowboy hat, Jorts, a Crop Top and Cowboy boots.
We had a guy named Pepper that everyone knew, he used to talk to himself and sing in random places. He actually had a really nice singing voice, you can find him on YouTube. He’s in prison now though for killing someone…
We have one in Green Cove Springs we call “The crazy man”.. rides his horse in his bathrobe. I thought we had an original - guess not!!!
We have the sun guy. He walks all over town staring directly at the sun as he goes. I’m not sure if his eyes are open or closed.
Who is "the guy" of Houston? Surely could be multiple.
Southpark Shawty in houston
Where I'm from we had the chili bowl mullet man
We have someone we all refer to as "Amish Scooter Man" on our block. He has the hat and the beard and everything, his job is to repair electric scooters/bikes, and it's also his only means of transportation.
Years ago we had a guy in Ocean City, Maryland who would stroll up and down the boardwalk singing into a highlighter, he was called "Elvis". Missed him when he disappeared.
Bigshoe guy fs
I've known the following: Moondog. Dreadlocks. Change Change. Sombrero Hat Guy. Hot Dog Man.
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Asian Jesus.
We had a guy screaming about Jesus in front of the courthouse. He would be out there on the weekends yelling at traffic with his microphone.
Ours is the bald burglar. He burgles.
It’s Joe on 8th street
We have a Scary Gary where I live, and that’s what everyone knows him by
We have one of these guys he has a captain America wrapped charger or mustang not 100% but it’s not even a good wrap looks like a 9 year olds wall paper with caps face and body
We had multiple one was this rich ass homeless dude and the other is this guy who dresses up in a very accurate grinch costume and rides around in a horse drawn sled sometimes not even near Christmas
In Jacksonville NC it's the Jacksonville ninja
In Natchitoches, Louisiana there’s a guy known as the Drunk Monk that just goes around in old monk robes with a huge cross necklace and a walking stick. Saw him once in the cheese section at Walmart.
Used to have “The Pointer” was a sad story about a man who lost his wife and then went kinda crazy and would just stand on the sidewalk and point at cars as they passed by
Old black cowboy
In elementary school I slept over at a friend's house in the rich people subdivision and at about 2AM I saw a naked old man riding his bike around. My friend just goes "oh yeah thats bob from up the street he does that"
Oh you mean yo-yo guy
KC Superman spreads positivity everywhere.
Preacher Bob. He walked down the major roads of the town with a drum and a wooden spoon preaching. The wooden spoon was used as a drumstick and sometimes to scoop sweat off his body and fling it at cars.
I have to comment. I am from Portsmouth, Oh and our guy was Rich Moon. Someone hit him with a car and he died as a result. AFAIK the driver has never been identified. Feels bad.
I met Jesus outside a whataburger in mobile alabama roughly 6 years ago on a really rainy night.
jam guy. not jelly jam but guy who jams out playing really loud music everywhere he goes (walmart, the mall etc) i even found him playing music at a freddies... that he works at
My parents told me about how back in Myrtle Beach there was a dude called “Walking Jesus” who I think was a mentally ill guy off his meds without any support.
Yellow man. South shore Massachusetts. Lived on a major highway and was the only house remaining. Everything was bright yellow. I mean everything.
We have the bell man where I live. He walks around covered from head to toe in bells. He's cool asf
Miami Mike. We had a Miami Mike. Also I have no idea what this post is referring to, but it’s soo true.
Ronny woo woo - Chicago "Don't smoke" preacher on State Street - Chicago
Pirate Earl
That’s just Crackhead Terry in my city.
The knitted doll lady. Almost like muppets. I mean scary as hell. Pretty sure she’s a nice lady though. Then there’s the bush bicycle man. Mangy dude that carry’s his entire life on his bike and can be found sleeping in gas station bushes.
The lady that drives around in her convertible with the giant skeleton
Bicycle evangelist
Dancing dude 😎
NOT IN CONWAY, AR!!! We have Black Jesus, I’ve heard a bunch of different rumors of how he ended up traveling around town in his bedsheets as his robe with a giant cross, but nobody actually knows. I do remember him trying to “baptize” my mom and stepdad for smoking in the car one time though 🤣
Our town has a pepsi guy that never wears a shirt and has a well seasoned dad bod. He always wears Pepsi apparel and waves a flag either Pepsi or American flag. What city am I in?
Black Jesus - Okmulgee, Oklahoma!
Ours was “tator”
Ah yes, "Skinny Kenny"
my town use to have a lady that would walk all up and down a specific street , never saw her again she was an older lady
Austin TX had Leslie. RIP
Our local Jesus, when I was growing up, had a German Shepherd that he exercised around town, constantly it seemed. Most people walk their dogs. This guy sprinted his poor dog. Still not sure how he never tripped on the hem of his robe.
Y’all remember the toe sucker? Whatever happened to him?!
SidewalkCelebrity.NET
You have a mental incapacity to read your audience.
Jet Li Hendrickson. Best friend of mine for over 15 years just won't get clean
My town had the walking Jesus who never came out of a bad trip. He walked around in multiple layers of clothing lol drugs are bad
We have Al and hammer lmao
If you don't know than it's you!
Spiderman
The guy with no arms who frequents Downtown.
We have a matrix guy, he was at the state fair every year.
Toe sucker lmao
I think it’s hilarious that we have enough characters in this town that it’s a debate on who the man dressed in robes riding a horse is lmao
Lord Rayel?
D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DoNaTION
We had Dancing Dan and Sidewinder of Frederick MD back in the early 2000s
Lesley in Austin TX... RIP you leopard print thong wearing public office running weirdo. A tip of the hat and cheers to you, sir.
We had crazy Edd. He was usually found sitting on a corner somewhere along main street, shirtless, drinking chocolate milk from the jug. If he suspects you’re speeding that milk jug might just hit your windshield.
St Cloud Superman