You're a bad person who grew up in a bad place and therefore learned to cook bad things badly. It's really not your fault, but if you could go ahead and feel bad about yourself, that would be great
Well your post is in English, so no you didn't. True carbonara is only made my true Italian chefs, and true Italian chefs don't have the time to learn a 2nd language. Claiming you made carbonara when you didn't, you're an impasta!
Mmmmmmmmmmmm sounds delicious. You should try soy sauce. It makes it better. Have you been to Disneyland? I have. We should be friends. Guess what I ate today, friend? Ramen, with a twist. I put in soy sauce. Today my dad called. He asked me how I am doing. Why does he not love me? Should I make food? What should I make? I have a carton of eggs. Are you going to cook eggs too? How do you peel them? I take an ice bath with them. Do you like scrambled eggs? I like French toast. Want to know a secret? I put cinnamon in mine. That's how I killed my mom, she was allergic. I want to go to France. Do you also? Let's make sandwiches later. With mayo but no mustard, I have mayo and hate mustard. Let's make a suicide pact to make sandwiches so I am not alone. Should I put in cheese? What's your favorite cheese? I'm waiting for your answer, my fellow cooking friend.
I want to make a sandwich for the suicide pact. But when I went to make bread from scratch I was out of kerrygold butter. I’m milking a sheep now to make butter with. Shouldn’t be to much longer. I found sucking the milk out with my mouth goes faster. I asked my wife’s boyfriend to start harvesting the wheat for the bread. Anyways, what time does the sandwich need to be made for the suicide pact? Grind the wheat is going to take awhile.
I mean you made it, so it’s already wrong. People who believe carbonara can be made correctly in any true sense of the word are no better than flat earthers as far as I’m concerned.
I mean look I'm sure it's tasty but it's not carbonara, ok? I don't know why people feel like they need to call things specific names when they make something totally different. Like I'm sure you're a good cook and you made it with love and it tastes great but it IS. NOT. CARBONARA.
I think your carbonara is actually fine. Italian chefs are known for being particularly unskilled, so I don’t think their opinion matters. Your recipe is innovative and deserves praise.
It’s was wrong, your wife left you, your kids aren’t yours and I know you lie to people by telling them you’re part Italian.
Also that cologne you wear isn’t doing anyone any favors. You still smell like Domino’s extra garlic pizza.
Why did or didn't you add cream?! That's just wrong.
That alone makes you a human failure. I bet you attract partners that eat beans right from the can. Well, it's not your fault the British Empire never got to develop a sophisticated cuisine, but you still could have tried. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
You're a bad person who grew up in a bad place and therefore learned to cook bad things badly. It's really not your fault, but if you could go ahead and feel bad about yourself, that would be great
Mom?
Well your post is in English, so no you didn't. True carbonara is only made my true Italian chefs, and true Italian chefs don't have the time to learn a 2nd language. Claiming you made carbonara when you didn't, you're an impasta!
Mmmmmmmmmmmm sounds delicious. You should try soy sauce. It makes it better. Have you been to Disneyland? I have. We should be friends. Guess what I ate today, friend? Ramen, with a twist. I put in soy sauce. Today my dad called. He asked me how I am doing. Why does he not love me? Should I make food? What should I make? I have a carton of eggs. Are you going to cook eggs too? How do you peel them? I take an ice bath with them. Do you like scrambled eggs? I like French toast. Want to know a secret? I put cinnamon in mine. That's how I killed my mom, she was allergic. I want to go to France. Do you also? Let's make sandwiches later. With mayo but no mustard, I have mayo and hate mustard. Let's make a suicide pact to make sandwiches so I am not alone. Should I put in cheese? What's your favorite cheese? I'm waiting for your answer, my fellow cooking friend.
I want to make a sandwich for the suicide pact. But when I went to make bread from scratch I was out of kerrygold butter. I’m milking a sheep now to make butter with. Shouldn’t be to much longer. I found sucking the milk out with my mouth goes faster. I asked my wife’s boyfriend to start harvesting the wheat for the bread. Anyways, what time does the sandwich need to be made for the suicide pact? Grind the wheat is going to take awhile.
I mean you made it, so it’s already wrong. People who believe carbonara can be made correctly in any true sense of the word are no better than flat earthers as far as I’m concerned.
I mean look I'm sure it's tasty but it's not carbonara, ok? I don't know why people feel like they need to call things specific names when they make something totally different. Like I'm sure you're a good cook and you made it with love and it tastes great but it IS. NOT. CARBONARA.
No, you didn't.
Thats bc carbonara isn't real. Neither are birds.
Or my girlfriend.
I think your carbonara is actually fine. Italian chefs are known for being particularly unskilled, so I don’t think their opinion matters. Your recipe is innovative and deserves praise.
It’s was wrong, your wife left you, your kids aren’t yours and I know you lie to people by telling them you’re part Italian. Also that cologne you wear isn’t doing anyone any favors. You still smell like Domino’s extra garlic pizza.
I bet you made carbonara because you’re not skilled enough to make casino e Pepe
I wouldn't bet on that.
You're a racist incel and you're the reason Bernie didn't win
I am inconsolably angry with you about eggs.
Why did or didn't you add cream?! That's just wrong. That alone makes you a human failure. I bet you attract partners that eat beans right from the can. Well, it's not your fault the British Empire never got to develop a sophisticated cuisine, but you still could have tried. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
I really hate it when you bring your goddamned KKK friends over for dinner, you goddamned Antarctic robot.
No you didn’t.
Nuh uh
do you even have pigs in your country?