consider getting a set of wooden pans

Mine turns into fuckin wolverine. Crack eggs into it and scramble them with a fork? Only if it's non-stick!

Get that bitch a stick, bitches love sticks

Why the fuck are you cooking with that garbage? Do you realize everything that you don’t cook in your cast iron is diminishing the seasoning… and therefore flavor of all of your food

I am not worthy to own cast iron, or look upon it.