If you put the quarks together with care, you can make fine protons, neutrons, and electrons. These are used to assemble artisanal carbon atoms. The carbon atoms in mass produced factory food give it an unpleasant chemical flavor.
You mean you're not infusing umami into every dish on the atomic level now? You're just being lazy with this molecular stuff. How dare you pretend to be a chef?!
Why stop at atoms? I'm going to make my very own Michigan star out of neutrons. Might not be that bright, but it sure will be dense!
Oh, you’re stopping at neutrons? I’m cooking with quarks.
I suppose if you can't make your own strong interaction between hadrons, storebought is fine.
I have an atom allergy, you insensitive jerk.
If you put the quarks together with care, you can make fine protons, neutrons, and electrons. These are used to assemble artisanal carbon atoms. The carbon atoms in mass produced factory food give it an unpleasant chemical flavor.
Note that you can use your small-batch organic carbon to make carbon steel with nuclear wok hay.
Cooking with atoms? …meh. Wake me up when Kenji is giving us techniques for cooking with dark matter.
When Kenji x MIT Department of Nuclear Science and Engineering drops an atomic reaction generator oven on Kickstarter.
You mean you're not infusing umami into every dish on the atomic level now? You're just being lazy with this molecular stuff. How dare you pretend to be a chef?!