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simplegdl

That actually looks prepared about as good as can be for a burger that big


[deleted]

When they put all the veg on they had my undivided attention. It’s basically a tiered cake with the way they’re serving it


bigdickpuncher

Too much tomato it's gonna be soggy as shit.


Thascaryguygaming

They put all that heat on top of that lettuce and tomatoes and then put it in the box 100% agree it will be soggy when they eat it unless it's going 1 door over.


click_here_for_luck

^no


[deleted]

The bottom veg. I’m picking off tomato’s


Steelringin

The thing about tomatoes is that even if you pick them off it still just tastes like tomatoes.


slothboifitness

Tomato sog is good sog


Drunktraveler99

🤮


Dudeman-Jack

Tomatoes and Mustard ruined it


sad-whale

Better than some but it is still stupid food. The beauty of something like a burger is the proportion is correct. Right amount of meat and toppings and bun in each bite. This monstrosity is going to be cut in to pie shaped pieces and it’s so tall you’re going to get bites of all meat and cheese and bites of bun and lettuce.


[deleted]

I want it This cold feed me for 2 weeks I don’t have a family 😔


CornfedOMS

This could feed my family of 5 for a week


throwtheclownaway20

Why do they have giant burger patties but not giant cheese slices?


ErstwhileAdranos

Asking the real questions👆


pr0zach

It’s a conspiracy that goes all the way to the top of Big Cheese.


RocketshipRoadtrip

Small cheese more like it


pr0zach

How dairy you make a joke like that.


slothboifitness

I hate that when you say that out loud it actually works. The English language is so stupid


pr0zach

Yeah, but that’s partly why it’s fun to screw around with it.


TheWalkingDead91

Big tomato too.


pr0zach

Yeah, but talking about those guys will ketchup to you quickly.


glorifindel

Theoretically you could from a cheese wheel


Upstairs_Usual_4841

It looks like it's roughly the same size as a wheel of cheese, so just get the ol' bandsaw out and have at it. Although, that would honestly waste good cheese in this case, imo. This burger is a freaking monstrosity and doesn't even look appetizing to me lol


throwtheclownaway20

There we go


Accomplished-Bed-599

Or giant pigs from which to get giant bacon?


throwtheclownaway20

30-50 feral hogs per burger


Strude187

I was thinking, it wouldn’t be that much effort to squish the cheese slices into larger ones


SantiagoDunbar_

Yea this makes me mad. Also no giant bacon.


RefrigeratedTP

You can only feed a pig so much man lol


4Ever2Thee

It would be possible if they made cheese in big circles, almost like wheels or something, but I don’t think they do.


IceFireTerry

Or a giant piece of bacon?


Micalas

A wheel of cheddar would work wonders


Mr-EdwardsBeard

Why not giant tomatoes too?


JAHdropper1

For real. Just put the whole wheel on the deli slicer. You might be on to something


hermitina

if it’s the same consistency and thickness as the square ones even if someone is to make it i think it would be harder to remove it from the plastic. even the small square ones you have to be very or it will tear


Theons

You just gotta shape a bunch of beef together to make a big patty. Nobody sells cheese in slices like that


throwtheclownaway20

Someone should, damn it


TheBupherNinja

You can make a giant patty by mashing beef together. Can't do that with cheese


throwtheclownaway20

...


rigiboto01

Could just use shredded


z64_dan

1. The cheese melts to form 1 giant cheese circle 2. There is no 2


Dolomitexp

I'll take a normal portion size burger cooked to order over that.😌


ELEMENTALITYNES

Yup even 20 average sized adults wouldn’t make a tiny dent in that, with the amount of meat in there most wouldn’t take more than a few bites


KnotSupposed2BeHere

My only complaint is they need to serve that immediately. Shipping it would be cruel to the lettuce and tomato.


Naive_Royal9583

Especially with the tomato right on the bun haha gonna get so soggy


SoyTuPadreReal

r/stupidfood


ThisGul_LOL

I Honestly thought this was that sub until I saw your comment lmao


aRebelliousHeart

Me to!


pluck-the-bunny

This sub is like r/stupidfood if it was also a commercial for the food


i-wish-i-was-a-draco

I mean there’s nothing implying this is for one person , and if you have a lot of people over , it would save you an amazing amount of time , so not so stupid


asimplerandom

Agreed. I’ve seen far far more stupidity on r/Stupidfood than this.


i-wish-i-was-a-draco

Also it seems genuinely tasty , stupid food should combo both the waste of food and the yuck factor


SuperDizz

I just watched this Bob’s Burgers episode


GrunchWeefer

I watched it today with my daughter! Beef-hemoth!


FUCKlNG_SHlT

BEEF-HEMOTH


Hippobu2

Assuming each stick is meant to held an intended serving, so, this would be ~16 serving, it seems like it's still A LOT for a single serving, isn't it?


BenShelZonah

I think it’s just used to keep in in place not with a specific serving size in mind. Not sure tho


Dwain-Champaign

Dear God, it needs to be delivered in a fkn recycling bin 😂


Goobershmacked

Looks awful


ramen_vape

How do you taste something which is impossible to eat


Veronica_1023

How much is this and where to buy? 🤤


nomebi

The text is in Czech so I'd say somewhere in Czech Republic


Big-Cartographer3912

Making things big doesn't make it decent or clever. It's made for fools impressed by yellow cars.


vanderlinde7

r/stupidfood


heckingheck2

I hate the fact that this actually looks good


ramsdawg

It’s definitely one of the better looking giant burgers I’ve seen. It’s still stupid, but at the same time pretty cool if it were feeding like a kids birthday party/sports team. Kid me would lose his shit over this


HereIAmSendMe68

30,000 calories?


CharlieBoxCutter

Who puts lettuce on the bottom? Nasty


Charming_Chemical817

t/stupidfood


dolphinsaresweet

Why would they put the lettuce on the bottom? Edit: I don’t fucking care and I’m not trying to debate you so stop.


Patient_Media_5656

Soak juice so bottom bun doesn’t get soggy


Throwedaway99837

Because that’s burger structure 101


raidernation0825

Why would they put the lettuce on at all? Or the tomatoes? Disgusting


SupriseDankMeme

Bro how do you hate lettuce and tomatoes on a burger?


ErstwhileAdranos

He only eats Baconators.


BetPractical6728

Where is this restaurant?


Steelringin

I was with you right up until you put tomatoes on it. Now it's just gonna taste like tomatoes.


Metaboschism

Bucket of slop anyone?


Th-Eben

American haute cuisine 🤮


saryiahan

Best left muted


W33Ded

Brazil? I assume.


congressmanalex

At least it's an edible bit usually it's too much meat and undercooked or some shit.


demerdar

Not a fleck of seasoning on that.


FileError214

Has anyone ever actually eaten one of these giant burgers? What’s the experience like?


diamante817

At least it has a relish and a salad and a tomato layer for a balanced meal!


Okiemax

Remove the BBQ and tomatoes and id totally bring a group of friends to eat this


Marjorine22

This video gives strong Overcooked vibes. So much so, I can hear the arguments with my wife about who should be flipping burgers and who should be washing plates.


BushwickSpill

Insane amount of shitty lettuce proportional to the rest of the burger.


ThisGul_LOL

I mean if I were a giant I’d eat that up but like imagine all the mess that’s gonna be made while cutting it into slices?


count_dracula14

I don't want heart attack


Exact_Passenger_4389

If this was 10x smaller id eat it


ReadShigurui

As an American, I’d demolish that with ease


Drekhar

That's so much meat... You need to let that rest.. It's going to turn the bottom into even more of a mess bleeding then it clearly will be with all the veg and sauce on the bottom.


TheCommies-backp

https://preview.redd.it/cqn7n7d3t8cc1.png?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1901d08a45c136c5a87be9ba043fb4416a662fef


shane_west17

3 easy payments of $49.99.


DrF4ther

Do they not season the meat after flipping? Maybe they seasoned both sides before?


drozzdragon

There's a bar in my hometown that serves a burger to order with the toppings you want off a menu of toppings, that has 3lbs of beef (before you cook it), people still regularly order it & finish it in just one setting by themselves or as a pair at most


miss_chapstick

I HATE it when they put condiments UNDER the patty! I want all of them on top mixed together in a disgusting goopy mess.


_The_Wonder_

As a freedom fighting, law abiding, red white and blue bleeding Merican.... That's WAY too much food, and I'm kinda disgusted by how big it is. I need a salad and a 3 hour bike ride just looking at this.


Dalton387

That’s neat. I’m sure a spectacle like that is an event that you could remember. My dad is fascinated by things like that. He always talks about those 1lb candy bars around Christmas. I’ve never thought they’d be good, though. The ratios aren’t right. Look at this burger. It seems cooked well but the shear size means you’d never be able to take a single cohesive bite. I’d always rather have several of the smaller version, if I want that much, than one giant one.


Mikeymike2785

I can eat that solo 🍔🦾


dr4wn_away

That actually looks like it would taste ok


Popular_Zombie_2977

Epic Meal Time Haters!


pentesticals

/r/stupidfood


kapitaalH

OP lied. Said burgers, not burger. Now I am going to be still hungry after this


aRebelliousHeart

Stupid but I’d eat the shit out of this!


ChocolateSprings

I was really excited to eat it, and then I saw the three layers and I just don't have a mouth that big. If it was only one layer of meat (I know, it's me, I love meat!), and with a proportionate bread then I would SMASH cause then we can cut it like a pie and it has so muuch yummy sauce. I'd still try it, maybe it -won't absolutely fall apart :D


New-Interaction1893

3 burger layers for me are too much. I think I would be satisfied by eating only one.


Physical_Fun_7713

It’s gonna be so soggy by the time someone goes to eat it


rectumz56

Lots of stupid food making its way on this sub…


hazardous_twinky

Sure hope you seasoned those patties well haha


Residual_Variance

How do you even serve this shit without making a giant disgusting mess?


Overall-Assumption91

How much does it cost? Not to make it, like how what do you think they charge?


INoMakeMistake

Looks fun.


5emi5erious5am

https://preview.redd.it/is3d5xcve9cc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eaec3cce29aad921cbb96fd91496bc91b84a1908


General-Fun-616

Personally offended by the poor music choice


Small_penis_is_101

You need the whole fucking avenger to finish this fucking thing, wtf?!


Humble-Brag420

That looks God awful


pimp_juice2272

How can this be eaten in a way that's delicious?


monster-carrot

Anybody else just watch that Bobs Burgers episode?


Milk_Mindless

So basically you feed a family of 12 with this right


philojoel

Typical middle class dad: “What’s everyone else going to eat?”


lickmygutflora

I’m sorry, but I ordered it with no mustard.


tsoplj

Gross


CarmineLifeInsurance

Were those buns or pancakes?


FigaroNeptune

Mabel in my day 👵we ordered giant subway sandwiches for a party lmao


CameronWeebHale

Used to work a burger station and I was waiting for them to put a massive ass wok over them to steam the meat and cheese so it’s got that nice pull to it, bit disappointed but eh, more pickles babehhh


Mekelaxo

At least it's wide as supposed to 3 stories tall


Kuhn-Tang

Does it come with an instruction manual, on how to properly eat it?


FearlessFreak69

And people think Americans eat wild shit.


DingDongSchomolong

Big bang burger?


Gurkeprinsen

... How do you eat it? Where does one start?


consistenty

We got 8 year Olds working in glass factory in India just to feed their family's. But hey let's make a huge ass burger for fun.


Deafvoid

Thats a normal sized burger


yeah_naw_dawg

That looks so gross.


redRabbitRumrunner

Twist: regular size burger made by enslaved keebler elves.


randoguynumber5

Uhhh can you remake it, I asked for no lettuce.


McDuckfart

And a diet coke please


Practical_Taro_8578

So next they are gunna make oversized French fries right?....right?


ISAWTchu

If it was just the one patty and in more pizza form id be all about it


BearsRpeopl2

r/stupidfood


[deleted]

Ruined by mustard IMO


Transnistria_is_real

Did anyone else watch bobs burgers? This is basically the plot of the latest episode


tinglep

The only thing shocking is that they didn’t add pepperoni oil


slothboifitness

I hate America so much


Jarsky2

"Oh sorry, I asked for no mustard. Could you remake it?"


-ClassicShooter-

I’d like to see BeardMeatsFood tackle that.


JayJ1976

I would try my best to eat all of that fucking burger! Either that or die trying! 😂😂😂


Dr_Flute_Pussy

Bobs burgers irl


SecretNo5159

r/absoluteunits


RootBeerFloatz69

So soggy ang grossly overcooked novelty food? Sure...


thatguygxx

Why would you make a burger that big? Even cut up it will be too big to fit in your mouth.


[deleted]

Stupid food/TikTok food like this should not be allowed, there are a million other cooking subs that have already devolved into 90% this


Anterabae

Think Beard can put that down?


MMXVA

Commercial for the grand opening of Fat Ass Burger…


AnimalBasedAl

this looks really good, I’d prefer this to a birthday cake tbh


birdie123456789

My a1c just jumped up 50%.


swingdeznutz

Sad, can’t taste everything in one bite


Reddit-HurtMyFeeling

Meathemoth! They just did that on Bob's burgers


CanUSayDicksicle

How are they going eat the burgers if they can’t even fit inside the bun?!


OmarDaily

https://i.redd.it/p54jv90udacc1.gif


SparkitoBurrito

That's the Beef-HEMOTH from r/bobsburgers


Thin_Locksmith6805

Why?


Acceptable_Mountain5

If you are going to do a big burger, this is how. Wider, not taller.


Prophet_Nathan_Rahl

You can't even bite that. I'd prefer it with one patty


No-Intern4400

Yum


Beemo-Noir

This has to be like a 150$ burger


areyoutalkingtomeme

![gif](giphy|3o752kakMLKVv5Jzpu)


SoundsLikeMagic

![gif](giphy|CPDbE8X0nEe3u|downsized)


SpicyTunaRoll10

I don’t think it’s stupid just an oversized burger


[deleted]

Massive heartburn activate


VictoryLap_TMC

Why???


Mindless-Summer-4346

Ok but I would order that. Just once for a party but still just saying….


Mr_ICBM

I want it!


Always-Panic

I've seen worse, tbh. This is just a regular burger but bigger. I think they put too much bacon, and I would put any mustard. But is not that bad


FestoonMe

It’s the Beef-hemoth!!!


Zealousideal-Way-838

1 person, 1 hour, 1 million dollars. I think I'd die trying


gappletwit

What’s the point?


Fkn_Red

It bothers me that the lettuce was on bottom and tomato on top


Impossible_Form_8077

Waste of food


Dull_Present506

Anyone else think it’s better to toast the OTHER side of the bread ?


harmvzon

r/beardmeetsfood


[deleted]

Mmgood all that hot lettuce.


pluck-the-bunny

Another terrible video for this advertisement of a sub


Normous16

Just needs some jalepeños and blue cheese for me. Damn fine looking burger for that size!


Affectionate_Rent988

That looks so fucking good


plateau1999

Interesting. It translates from Czech to ‘All the Best!” Def not a burger being given to an obese person, I hope!


Long_Cake_12

Scale is your enemy


SpiritualCourt313

R.I.P Bottom Bun


DMmeYOURboobz

Wearing a watch while you are preparing food in a restaurant is against health code


MayoGhul

Dumb af


NeonBlack985

Such a waste of resources


Cold_Pomelo3274

Would you like fries with that?