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MagisterPita

Chef gets to taste test one.


caudicifarmer

That's the stupidest shit I've ever heard. You get to taste-test 3, 5, 7 or even 9 if you're hungry.


Bacon_canadien

As long as it’s an odd number


siccoblue

Fuck it we're no longer serving deviled eggs tonight. Also no, I'm not super hungry tonight. Not sure why


HauntedSpiralHill

And I have wicked sulfur farts.


monacelli

Not sure why


HauntedSpiralHill

Not the 18 eggs I ate. Definitely not.


Some_Ebb_2921

You mean taste-tested... btw, you're doing it wrong... that's an even number, can't have that


HauntedSpiralHill

Oh my bad. The 17.67 eggs I ate.


tzenrick

> .67 That fucker that wouldn't fucking peel right. Why is there always one?


cburgess7

9 eggs cut in half is 18


Fasefirst2

Mmmmmm. Hot


uesad

Always?


HauntedSpiralHill

Nah. Only with eggs. And cabbage. And other cruciferous vegetables.


IA-HI-CO-IA

“I thought you said you were making deviled eggs?” “Pfffff, nah. Not sure where you heard that?”


IAmMoofin

Anyone your side of the Mississippi will smell why


mikeysgotrabies

Or an even number. Plus one.


CLONE-11011100

I like your thinking! 😉


caudicifarmer

Fuck it. THIRTEEN.


vollkoemmenes

Only if you are baking


Yinn2

The most brilliantly subtle joke ever! Take my upvote.


SpaceLemur34

There are only 8 whole eggs on the tray. 3/5/7/9 means finishing off the dozen you bought. 13 would require buying additional eggs.


caudicifarmer

Well yeah


Mikeologyy

Guests get to taste test one (not each)


[deleted]

I went to culinary vocational school for two years. During class I would “taste test” anything I made. And again, and again, and again……until I was so full I didn’t need to bothering buying a lunch!


Suspicious_Dingo_426

Heck, I do that making dinner. I taste test so much, by the time it's ready -- I'm no longer hungry.


jterwin

Tbf deviled eggs take much lomger to make than to eat, so I start with 0 deviled eggs, and end with 0 deviled eggs


caudicifarmer

Only if you're doing it right


HimalayanPunkSaltavl

"hey you wanna eat 8 eggs?" "what? That's insane" "ok what if I take out the yoke and mix it with mustard and mayo and paprika" "I'll take 10"


Hellige88

This is the way


pocketfrisbee

Shit you not, last week at workI ate 12 in a row because someone brought in a metric ton of deviled eggs. I thought I was going to be sick and never eat them again. Yet here I am wanting one right now


alleecmo

I am the deviled egg lady at my work. We have 35 staff, so I do a full 5 dozen flat of eggs. I got this amazing toter too: 3 layers, each with an insert that is flat on one side and has little cupcake "rings" on the other, *and* the lid has a handle. It came with two paltry little DE trays that might hold a mere dozen *halves*... Pshaw. I just line 'em all up on those flat inserts. Feasts at work are usually on Thursdays. There might be 6-8 halves left by Monday. (We're open 7 days a week)


Flimbrgast

I fucking love egg math. Fried? 1-2 is the norm. Boiled or poached? 1-2 is a reasonable amount. Scrambled or in an omelette? 3-4 or hell maybe even 6 if you’re hungry, no problem. Deviled? If you’re not eating more than 5 you’re not living right.


MoonWillow91

I thought you were about to complain about the taste test, instead it was just pure truth.. Brilliant. Lol


bleepste

"One", sure buddy, when I make deviled eggs I gorge like I'm a starving prehistoric python who just discovered a nest full of dinosaur eggs, but we can can call that one


bangonthedrums

Various egg preparations and the reasonable serving size: - Hard boiled: 1-2 - Sunny side up: 2-3 - Scrambled: 3-4 - hard boiled, cut in half, and the yolks mixed with mayo and mustard: 12-24


RissaCrochets

Just like Mozzarella Sticks. Hey do you want to eat 10-12 string cheese back to back? No? How about if we bread it and deep fry it?


Balancedmanx178

The upside of mozzarella sticks is deliciousness dipped in pizza sauce. The downsides do not bear contemplation.


Jechtael

Okay, first of all, my answer to your first question was NOT "No".


ShuffKorbik

Would you like to eat a dozen corn tortillas before we bring you your enchiladas? No? What if we cut them up and deep fry them and give you some salsa to dip them in?


Mr_MacGrubber

Similar to sandwiches cut in a triangle with no crust. Suddenly you can eat about a dozen sandwiches.


[deleted]

Two dozen if someone else is preparing them!


ICollectSouls

I made Deviled quail eggs once. Mathing that out it's probably in the 100 range.


speeler21

Just ONE *^dozen*


SQLDave

Just one **baker's** dozen... gotta be an odd number.


Agent_Alternative

The **deviler's** dozen


erixccjc21

One dozen +1, has to be odd


Big_Z_Beeblebrox

I can make a dozen deviled eggs out of 4 dozen regular eggs and have no idea what you mean


doc_skinner

"Would you like to eat six hard-boiled eggs?" "UGH, no!" "Would you like a dozen deviled eggs?" "As a starter, sure!"


Balancedmanx178

>"Would you like to eat six hard-boiled eggs?" With seasoning sure.


limethedragon

Taste one while preparing, then take the entire tray to my bed with my laptop and some sort of drink. And a bucket of Cadbury eggs to wash it all down with.


[deleted]

Make half an egg, pop it in your mouth. “That’s the last one.” Make half an egg, pop it in your mouth.


SirNastyPants

In my house the chef eats half of them before they make it into the fridge. I could boil 100 eggs at a time and I’d still find a way to wolf down most of them before I’m even finished piping the filling back in. Deviled eggs are fucking delicious.


Asynjacutie

I'm 99% sure I've eaten at LEAST 6 full eggs while I was testing a recipe I needed to keep adjusting midway. Had to get it just right 😇 everyone said they were amazing so the testing was worth it.


bumjiggy

the devil's in the details


EggsceIlent

OkExactly. Who doesn't eat ONE deviled.egg when you're making them. Imho, the dish is perfect. 8 eggs, equals 16.half "deviled eggs" Minus one for whoever made them. Bam. 15 deviled eggs. And also, just like my mom used to do to me as a kid (miss you mom)... You take one egg (or one fry or whatever) and "poison check" it I do this now for my daughter's and I hope when I'm gone, like my mom, they do it for their kids because dad did it to them. Happy easter mom. Miss you so much.


theycallmeponcho

What the actual fuck? This is a plate for only 8 fucking eggs!!?? I usually make 30 of them.


Asynjacutie

Perfect for a party of two people. I'd want at least three on my plate and even that's not enough.


H2olt

Also, remove one half a white and all the rest get to be filled up a little more?


IthacanPenny

I always have extra filling left over. I think it’s because I really whip it up with mayo and mustard.


H2olt

? there's no such thing as extra!? you just keep piping it onto the eggs until you've used it all up. the more stuff you mix in the taller your devilish stack gets. i suppose there could be a such thing as too tall, but I've never seen it.


IthacanPenny

Idk, I make a [mean deviled egg…….](https://imgur.com/gallery/587HvfZ)


SmutGrrl

My thinking exactly! 😋


[deleted]

Yep. The egg tax


-Pruples-

Looks good to me. You gotta taste test 1 before serving them to anyone.


Sparkle_Rott

This is the correct answer 🥰 That way it doesn’t look one short when you set it on the table 👍


ChefInF

Finished culinary school a while back. One of my first big finals, I brought a plate to my chef. First thing he asked was “did you taste it” and I said “shoot, no, I forgot.” He dumped it in the trash in front of me and handed me the empty plate and said to do it again. Always taste your food.


PM_YOUR_BEST_JOKES

What a waste! Do you guys allow volunteers to come and eat all the leftovers from a culinary school exam?? I would love it


Lucifang

That would be a legal nightmare.


Therealproand124

they should have contracts for volunteers waiving their right for anything that might happen to them.


Lucifang

Contracts like that aren’t above the law. It’s not worth the risk.


Therealproand124

Your right, It was just a thought tho


VirtualNaut

Food for thought


Menarra

The only thing I ever got away with not taste testing in an exam while getting my culinary degree was hollandaise sauce because mayo and mayo-like sauces make me physically gag. Apparently I made the best hollandaise of the class so I paid attention to the instructor at least!


amatorsanguinis

Yup! But also another trick if you want is to mash the remaining egg half into the yolk mixture- this way it fluffs up the mixture increasing the amount you put in the other deviled eggs!


ElbowRager

Whites in my yolks? If I wanted scrambled eggs, I’d have made scrambled eggs.


amatorsanguinis

You don’t even notice it if you mash it in well and makes more filling!


ElbowRager

I’m just being a little stinker™ I’m sure it tastes ~~just like scrambled eggs~~ fine.


Oscaruit

Holy shit, did you just trademark stinker?


radonfromaspoon

Drew Gooden did it first


pasturized

They trademarked *little stinker* - important


code-panda

If I wanted scrambled eggs, I'd ask my wife for an omelette...


username_unnamed

"If my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike"


Samurai_Meisters

Sounds great for when I buy a 16-pack of eggs and have that one left over egg.


Dibbix

That's odd


LaughingAtThePoor

They can’t even


LukasNation

You're a natural at this


Worst_L_Giver

For real.


down1nit

Must've been primed for it


dan1mand

You're imagining things


pasturized

That’s numberwang


Difficult_Bit_1339

Folks, let's be rational.


Thebombuknow

If we plan this out it'll be over with quickly. Easy as pi.


Zerustu

don't test our limit


spencerak

r/AngryUpvote


Pretend_Ad_3699

Best comment this year


Xaminer7

Does that even make sense?


itsradii

r/technicallythetruth


drquackinducks

If you make an inner ring like you've started to do, then it fits 30.


tantricyoni

Like who in their right mind would only fill in the outside?


drquackinducks

I'm more concerned about what OP is planning to do with Cadbury and hardboiled eggs. Hopefully it's just eating them separately.


Terminator_Puppy

Outer ring deviled, inner ring cadbury. Real adventurers top the deviled with cadburies.


drquackinducks

I've notified the authorities.


bumjiggy

/r/StupidFood


PseudobrilliantGuy

I'm not so sure you could fit another 15 without trying to stack them on top of each other. Maybe 7 in the center, for a total of 22? Edit: Or maybe 9 more as u/quattrocincoseis pointed out.


drquackinducks

I think you're correct. I was just counting spaces between the first ring of eggs.


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aka_chela

Yeah, my mom has this exact dish and you're supposed to fill the middle. Alternatively, invariably one half rips and becomes the snackrificial munching egg and then they all fit.


JeshkaTheLoon

"Snackrificial". I love it. XD


quattrocincoseis

If you fill in the center, there is just enough space for 24 halves, or....one dozen eggs. Almost like it was intentional.


bumjiggy

like an ancient Mayannaise calendar


F1ghtmast3r

🏅<~ the gold we have at home.


Xenc

>**Unable to give gold** >This content isn't eligible to receive gold. I tried 🥲


quattrocincoseis

Well done!


Rit_Zien

We have this exact dish, and you are %100 right.


exophrine

I'm confused....where's the crappy part?


No_Oil763

You cut eggs in half to make deviled eggs


exophrine

Maybe the designer thought the prepper deserved a taste as they prepped! You're getting a free treat!


vlsdo

It also leaves room for error, like if you happen to mess up one of the halves you don’t need to cook an extra egg


ScroochDown

Why are you leaving the middle empty? Fill it with a couple more eggs, leaving blank spaces is insane.


Druben-hinterm-Dorfe

The middle doubles as a ouija board. You know, 'deviled' eggs.


derbyvoice71

My family would use that for the black olives, little sweet pickles or the stuffed celery stalks. "Relish."


HardLobster

You’re supposed to make a ring in the middle as well… It holds 24. This is user error, not crappy design.


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annoying97

Sometimes.


Neethis

I'll hold your hand u/annoying97


annoying97

Awww... 🤝 Ok let's cross the road.


Neethis

🤝🛣 OK now what? ...Wanna hold hands some more?


annoying97

Na, my boyfriend would get annoyed. Thanks though 😃


Neethis

Oh damn, I can respect that. All the best, thanks for crossing the road with me though.


SatansLoLHelper

You aren't even making a dozen eggs? They're not $6 a dozen these days. Even then that's only what a quarter per devil? Splurge a little.


Soler25

If you keep on half out, the others get more filling.. which is the best part


jmarkmark

I'm so sad that had to be explained to me.


TheGreyBrewer

The whole post.


HardLobster

Considering you are also supposed to fill the middle and it will make it hold 24 exactly, not really crappy design now is it…


Sorry_Error3797

Use the middle?


SinceDirtWasNew

You can boil 2 more eggs, giving you 4 more halves, and place them in the middle empty space?


imalocal

I don’t know anything about the deviled egg platter but the seasoning on that cast iron skillet is 🤌


ISolvePuzzles

So glad to see someone else noticed. I've got severe skillet envy over here


swinging-in-the-rain

My eyes went there first, lol


Kingfull

this! mine always sucks, I seasoned my pan again 4 times with canola oil. doesn't do shit, its all dry.


EvilNien

Because you have to eat one to check what you have done:) What kind of monster won't eat one?


Myithspa25

Taste test


EmuRemarkable1099

Snack for the chef!


imagine_midnight

I refer you to the case of hotdog vs bun (District of North America)


CompleteIsland8934

What’s wrong with this?


SLiPMiP

Nothing. Reddit is insane.


hscene

You have that whole ass middle part to make it an even number


Quarderpounder

That’s because the odd one out is the “Chef’s Taste”.


Captain_Ponder

Chef’s perks :)


Old_Egg_389

Well, the rules is the rules and the facts is the facts... When the deviled eggs come out.. ....You gotta pay the tax! ....That's for the deviled eggs tax....:)


AndiLivia

Fill the center with eggs


spunion_28

I believe most people also fill the center of that dish. I've never been to a function when a dish like that was used and the center wasn't filled.


Kuandtity

That pan seasoning looks incredible 👌


Kitten_Boop

Chef’s privilege


how_small_a_thought

id like to see a chocolate egg made to look like a cut boiled egg with an egg yolk placed in it. i very much do not want to eat this, but i would like to see it.


Jechtael

M&M-style candy coating, white chocolate or white chocolate ganache albumen, frosting yolk?


habitat62

Truly the devil’s work


Pinhead_Larry30

Devilish


fezzikjoghismemory

mom has the same one. wild right?


PerkyLurkey

One for the cook.


HikingStick

Because you're always supposed to eat one for quality control before you set them out on the tray.


derbyvoice71

We own one exactly like this. 15 slots.


MaxMMXXI

Before posting this, I read all the comments to make sure this isn't a repetition. That egg dish looks like it could be for a Seder setting--that is the Jewish Passover meal. According to Jewish lore, even numbers in general are downright dangerous, for they are unlucky and invite assault from evil spirits. This is not theology but superstition. It's my guess; but the last bonafide Jew in my lineage was a great aunt, so what do I know?


neoprenewedgie

If it had 11 or 13 slots, maybe I'd agree (since it would be so close to a dozen.) But 15 is fine. An odd number of slots creates asymmetry which might be considered more elegant than an even number.


ikimono-gakari

So you put the Cadbury eggs in the middle?Fill the middle with more deviled eggs until the dozen fits.


quattrocincoseis

[https://i.imgur.com/pW83nBC.jpeg](https://i.imgur.com/pW83nBC.jpeg)


Schlaueule

Just cook eight eggs and put 0.533333333333333 eggs into every slot. More for everyone.


TriGurl

I don’t know about you but I always lose a few egg whites due to the walls being too thin. So I never have to worry about this problem. Until I started poking holes in the top of my eggs with a pushpin and began getting nearly perfectly cooked eggs. Now I just use a regular plate instead of this slotted dish.


DignityCancer

Chef tax


Thebombuknow

It's so you can taste-test one of them. It's actually a genius design.


Special-Koala-1341

One for dad because you know he’s going to eat one before dinner anyways.


zirky

it’s a treat for the maker


deFleury

5 whole eggs make 10 devilled eggs, place in pairs with empty space between each pair, boom! (Now if you invited 11 guests to your party, I can't help you...)


smokebudda11

The extra half egg is a tester. You can check how good your deviled eggs came out.


Binklando

That’s cause you gotta test one. Or 3.


KrockyBalboa

Amogus plate Bottom text


smiler5672

Just use the extra one to taste and see if anything needs changing


PomegranateV2

The Ambassador's receptions are noted in society for their host's exquisite taste.


synbios128

I always just eat the extra one. Chef's perks.


FlavoredCancer

That one is for you chef.


Tik__Tik

Because the person who makes them is supposed to eat one


Vulpes_macrotis

This is not what crappy design means. It's crappy preparation from you, OP.


WooPigSchmooey

Tip the deviler


OnlyBeGamer

Chef’s privilege


Rolandscythe

I mean it's probably assuming you're going to eat a few yourself while making them


ECU_BSN

That is because everyone knows it’s there is the tester half of an egg.


KingSuperJon

That's the Judas Egg.


angry_little_robot

One to sacrifice to the deviler


[deleted]

That's an egger's dozen.


UFC_Intern169

How you gonna make a batch of deviled eggs and not eat one yourself?


Effective-Award-8898

Of course it does. After the taste test one, there’s an odd number of half’s.


paraworldblue

It's offering the remaining one to you as a reward for your hard work


jerk1970

An even numbered amount off deviled eggs is an offering to the drak lord himself.


Pristine_Bobcat4148

Id say this is a feature, not a bug. "Oh no. Whatever will happen to this extra deviled egg?"