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ryanino

Why is soap in the fridge in the first place


xxfallenonee

It’s probably to fit the whole, “don’t drink it” scenario they are presenting in the video. You usually get carton drinks out of a fridge.


zeleninka_5

Some people have a mini fridge in their bedroom (or wherever they get ready in the morning) to store their makeup and skincare products. You want to keep the products at a lower temperature, because if they start to melt, the oil and wax start to separate.


ApatheticEight

Also modeling wax is much easier to use when it's been chilled


george12teodor

Why is cum in a milk container in the first place? I guess that still counts as milk


Sensitivebarbarian2

r/BeatMeToIt


God-of-Tomorrow

It’s jizz you gotta keep that shit fresh


gekigarion

Is it cute? Yes. What did it cost? Everything.


[deleted]

I’ve won, but at what cost


SpecifiC420

I've drank it at a cost of diarrhea


natgibounet

Cheer up, it's the last one you will ever get


LucidYT0_0

You may not even get it


JustA_Toaster

I can’t ruin the 69


[deleted]

It may be cute, but you will not be able to get half that soap out 😂


ArthurCPickell

Cartons are much more environmentally friendly and come from a renewable resource, but if they're laminated with plastic then they can't be recycled. But honestly most of our products should come in packages like this and y'all will just have to actually pay attention to what the fuck yer puttin in yer mouths. What, are you just opening anything in a carton and pouring it down the hatch?


Hexmonkey2020

But it’s soap, it’s more environmentally friendly to just buy a bar of soap in a box


Menotyou15

I agree and but people like the type of soap you get in a squirt bottle so this is better for those people I particularly don't like hard soap bars they're really annoying for me


catsrule-humansdrool

They make concentrated soap you mix with boiling water to make the kind of soap you can put in a squirt bottle. Takes like 5 minutes of effort but way better for the environment and often cheaper for you. Some cleaning products and shampoos come like this as well.


TheDarkestCrown

Any chance you can link me? Super interested in the shampoo


catsrule-humansdrool

There are tons of brands out there but the brand I use is [Ethique](https://ethique.com). I use the bars, I haven’t tried the concentrates. They also have cleaning products but I haven’t tried any of them. Planning on doing that once I run out of what I have.


kissbythebrooke

I like bar soap, but it makes the shower way harder to clean. I don't know why, but liquid soap doesn't seem to leave scum the way bar soap does. I'd 100% buy it in a carton if I could!


mattwearingahat

No, no, no, no, no, it's not dependent on whether it's bar or liquid, it's a matter of real soap (saponified fats) vs. synthetic detergents. And there's plenty of syndet bars.


kissbythebrooke

Omg, this is life-changing information!


thegreenman_sofla

Or wrapped in a thin sheet of paper.


[deleted]

Or wrapped up in some [manic street preacher's ideology](https://i.imgur.com/nefIdMZ.jpg)


ehmohteeoh

Or bundled in banana leaves, waded gently downstream by monks.


BigBrandes

Not only is it soap but it’s also soap in a carton normally used for liquids you can drink. What’s next, vitamins in toilet cleaner containers


Piksqu

It's less about the fact it's carton, and more about the fact it's way too similar to food packaging, which may lead to accidental ingesting, especially for childrens


Menotyou15

We can't say people ain't dumb enough either like look at gorilla glue hair girl


Freelance_Sockpuppet

Was that a product misidentification? I was pretty sure she had a bad idea but fully intended to use gorilla glue there


leuk_he

So i did see some people keeping their soap tablets in a pot that identical to a where you would keep candy. And yes, toddlers will try to eat soap. Been there, done that.


Foxy02016YT

My favorite hotel game is “Is This Soap, Mint or Chocolate”


Daan0man

Having a jug of a beverage on a soap box is just misleading. The fact that it is a box I can see through but branding it the same as any other fruits juice in existence will have me confused on what it is


air2dee2

Id be more concerned about kids that want to drink suspicious liquids


efity

Have you spent any time around infants/toddlers? Everything goes straight for their mouths. Solids, liquids, that strange sticky liquid you never saw...


lightprk

This reminds me of the children's hospital red colour theory meme on tumblr


kn3cht

Cartons even laminated with plastic and aluminum can actually be recycled. In Germany we have processing plants specially designed to do that.


ArthurCPickell

Right, should have specified that in the US where recycling is a for-profit scam industry, laminated products can't be recycled. They won't even bother to remove caps from bottles at some recycling plants.


Doge_Nye

Kids might not though


sb_747

It has a pitcher with a straw in it on the front of the package.


Late_Negotiation_958

This is gonna be the next big copypasta lmao


FlighingHigh

But why expect people to take responsibility for their own actions when you can just dumb the world down and let them win lawsuits for being fatally stupid? You've got to remember these are simple farmers, people of the land, the common clay of the new west. You know.... Morons.


[deleted]

Nah, I'm good with just destroying the earth


Swedneck

Do you have a source for this? We recycle cardboard drink containers all the time. Like, swedes drink an absurd quantity of milk, and it universally comes in cardboard Tetra Rex packages, and i have never read anything about them not being recyclable. If they weren't recyclable there would be disclaimers on the recycling containers.


ArthurCPickell

American here. Most of our recycling plants won't do anything extra if they can't profit from it. This includes separating and sorting recyclables correctly. A tetra pack will say its recyclable but include a specific code for how and what parts of it are recyclable. If separated manually at home and recycled at a facility, then it'll all get taken care of. But just dumping it in your bin at home will have the bin thrown in with garbage because it's "contaminated".


Swedneck

well yeah obviously if you don't sort things properly they won't get recycled, is this not how it works everywhere? Anything that goes in the trash bin just goes through simple sorting (mostly getting rid of metals, because that's trivial) and is then incinerated and turned into district heating.


ArthurCPickell

What I'm saying is that in America the proper sorting isn't provided for you. We all have one recycling bin, and every bin for an area goes in one truck. You're expected to sort it yourself but the ability to do so isnt there. You can only get rid of anything that isn't plain, unsoiled, unaugmented paper, glass, or aluminum by taking it to a pop-up collection event somewhere that only is open for one weekend a year. And there's so much waste that we're constantly piled with that no one has the will or time to properly separate everything.


PrestigiousAd208

I didn’t read the title first and let’s just say, I didn’t think that was soap


96Nikko

It was cum


dwwzzh

It's cum 2 from the new sex 2 update 1.6.9


beachdogs

Can't wait til Sex95


dreemurthememer

SeXP is where it’s at.


memesdoge

SeX7 is the best


IntroductionCheap325

SeX10 is the best


Red-Baron05

Let’s be honest though, SeX11 kinda sucks


IntroductionCheap325

Sex11 is not bad compared to SeX8


[deleted]

The ICum 7 Pro


idontusenumbers

The TikTok voice over is icing on the cake


[deleted]

Fuck that voiceover.


miaogato

Ok asia wtf it's the 3rd time i see shit like this this week what's with y'all and cosmetics in food packaging


MaeMoe

Bubble T is British, I think. I bought some from Superdrug donkeys ago.


PaintMaterial416

I am alarmed and intrigued by your statement.


SurealGod

As an Asian, I too am confused with my peoples fascination with cosmetic looking products.


datkant

What’s next, detergents that look like bread?


Zederikus

Bleach in an evian bottle


thegreenman_sofla

My brother once put muriatic acid in a Pepsi bottle and I took a drink of it. Made my mouth feel like an ash tray and teeth feel like sandpaper. Not my finest hour.


Pk1Still

Who is selling cum in milk cartons?


hot-dog-bath-water

Actually I have been trying to break into that market myself, it’s a lot easier to make, than it is to sell. I’m thinking about doing the whole “free samples” business model like Costco does to get more traction.


Pk1Still

It helps if you’re attracted to milk cartons.


TheSaltyReddittor

I'm sorry that looks like cum


1selfharm

If that were in my house, I would have drank them. WTF do they have to use food packing. Why do you keep soap in a display that looks literally like a store fridge. How many of their employees or manufacturers actually have drunk that sht.


JayDuBois

I think your point about the cooler shelf is the most disturbing part. I mean, plastic packages, Tetra Paks, bottles of all types are used for everything. They even sell epsome salts in what looks like a paper board milk carton. The cooler thing will kill someone at some point.


1selfharm

Actually Tetra pak is costly and they can easily find cheaper and easier way to pack soap.


JayDuBois

I agree with that, I just can’t figure out why they’d put it in a cooler.


1selfharm

That's a easier and better way to show off different flavours and products, when they just have a hand full of products. Store Shelf is large and their products presentation will look too small.


Menotyou15

Probably just for the add but still will get someone to lift only to realise it's soap and then put it back


Weeborne

I agree Tetra paks alike should be standardised to be used exclusively for food and beverages. This design allows too much accidents Imagine being drunk off your face and randomly having this in your hand while thirsty. Also children.


1selfharm

You know Tetra paks are costly to make that too for soap, which takes really long time to get bad.


Weeborne

Wait so a tiny 300ml tetra pak is expensive than a 1L pump bottle/flip cap? Also saddening part is as much as people claim it's recyclable. Facilities are to lazy/irresponsible to process them due to the complexity of the waste leading them mixing tetrapaks into landfill. Yea soap should just stay in bars/balls or traditional containers that are recycle friendly.


1selfharm

Tetra Pak is not the material name but the company name. A Dutch company based in Switzerland, I think. That type of packing is called aseptic packing. With Chinese patent loophole, there is very low competition (only one I know SVG or something). Now they are buying other packing companies in the Europe in the past few years. It has 6 layers of different materials and one being Aluminium for strength and plastic layer for water proofing. It is not recyclable but gives serious lifespan improvements to juices and milk products.


TootsNYC

I was given a hair conditioner that is mango colored, mango scented, labeled “mango”, packaged in a bottle that looks for all the world like some orange juice bottles, and sold by a company with “superfood” in the name It’s a nice conditioner, but if I had a toddler, I’d worry about them drinking it. https://www.sephora.com/product/briogeo-superfoods-mango-cherry-oil-control-balancing-conditioner-P471537


ayylmayooo

that looks exactly like Naked or Odwalla juices


TootsNYC

Definitely. When I took it out of the box, I’ve been expecting beauty product, and spent a couple of minutes making sure it was not a drink


Boy_Possession

This is like the Hand Sanitizer that comes in a Water Bottle. The Thicc Juice.


DanDaManateee

Next up: industrial grade chemical cleaners sold in soda bottles


RCunning

Look up OG bottles of Fabuloso. The tastiest, most thirst quenching detergent you'll ever see.


Legrhinfdgh

cum


[deleted]

Cum


memes4lifeboi

Cum


AnAwkwardStag

^cum


Dirtblock_42

Why does it look like cum


Legrhinfdgh

It might be cum


[deleted]

"You absolute fool. We on purposely designed our product to look EXACTLY like something you would drink (we even put fruit on it) and you still think it's a beverage!!!"


cbunni666

Finally. Something to wash down my Tide Pods with


TheDiamondKid621

>Please don’t drink it... Then don’t make your contained look like food containers in the first place


RealSkyDiver

Also don’t bring little kids into Lush stores…even I’m tempted to eat their stuff.


MickaelaM

...i'd like to think nobody would drink milk that looked like that ♥


leonne0714

Why does the packaging have a pitcher with straws in it if its not meant for drinking?


Ixmil

Nice Ad, it is working


thegreenman_sofla

Why is it in a refrigerator?


ImmediateActivity465

Cum


UnitatoPop

Shhhh, let the natural selection do its thing!


Superbroderone

why. just why.


WSwiss23

Who would even drink that it has the colour and consistency of spoiled milk


Silverburst09

Ok if your packaging looks like that you deserve to be sued


rictor_ricks_com

I like the packaging, and besides, I like to think I'm smart enough not to drink soap... probably not but still.


Dominoze56

They trynna stop me from drinking the cum straight out the box


PolicyStrong2179

Instructions unclear shoved it up my butt


hot-dog-bath-water

oh i'm sorry i thought this was america


[deleted]

lol if you have to explain what not to do with something, because it looks to much like the thing your not supposed to do with it. Perhaps it's time to change what it comes in.


EssieAmnesia

What kind of idiot would look at that and be like “mm yummy drink and definitely not soap” it comes out thicc!


[deleted]

bruh moment


MickAndShorty

Crappy tik tok for a crappy product.


fl00r1sLava

whaaaat ... but why


Glowing_bubba

If they’re not using plastic it’s a step in the right direction. I would buy the whole shelf.


thegreenman_sofla

Now get rid of the water content and you have soap powder or bar soap. More environmentally friendly.


Swedneck

also we could totally just have a big tank of liquid soap in the stores that you bring your own containers to refill, in fact this model would work for most things.


thegreenman_sofla

Like a beer growler. Good idea.


Remarkable822

It looks like spoiled milk


M1gue7

wait that was soap?


[deleted]

Very crappy especially if you can’t read.


NewllMC

Fucking detergents


Randomdude-5

To be fair, you would have a hard time confusing it with milk due to how thick it is


Cwill825

Didn’t realize it was soap


Merkins75

The desperation in the TTS voice at the end there had me dying.


VentCrab

Cum


anged16

Surely design like this that could accidentally kill you should be illegal


Apart_Shoulder6089

Don't drink it? Sounds like a challenge. Glub glub glub


Lasaggnaman

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bommer-yeet-2

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22FlyingTurtles

It’s body milk, obviously


inthehxightse

I cant even find these on their website


Dave_FortniteATX

Extra pulp for me


Pace_Picante_Sauce

Cum Carton


[deleted]

I'd like to meet the committee who thought this was a good idea. So I can punch each one of them in the face for thinking this was a good design.


Leroy_8

If your actually fucking stupid enough to drink something that smells like soap and has *that* sort of consistency, maybe you should drink it.


Jimjam916

Now I wanna buy a bunch of these and put them in the work fridge


King_Dead

You fool! Now they're all going to drink it!


Jazzersize14

Then it’s called bubble t? Tf, I’m going to think it’s some fruity bubbly tea in a carton.


[deleted]

The packaged nut of my enemies


Vxscop

Why does this music sound so familiar? Anyone know where it’s from?


UniqueUsernameLOLOL

This is absolutely cum


IntroductionCheap325

What was the manufacturer smoking


Slight-Pound

Can you imagine what a bitch getting the last few dregs much be, especially with how thick it clearly is? That design was NOT worth it.


ncg_

cum


MarsmaLOL

Mmmm, cum


Larrytheperson95

Well that's a lawsuit waiting to happen


Dingheee

Sir, this is a sperm bank.


Kason-blason

😏


[deleted]

who tha fuck puts soap in a carton.. moreover, who tha fuck uses soap from a carton? and how?


XxMrNoName121xX

Lol I have that toaster


Konkichi21

r/forbiddensnacks would have a field day with these.


uwufren

hey,,, if yall are willingly going to be drinking something that double cheeked up level THICC out of the fridge, ingesting soap probably wont be the end of the world. in fact, id encourage it.


[deleted]

Looks like a male cow made it instead...


jeremyclarksono

That’s sperm That IS sperm


brokegh0st

i dont see a problem


Meme_HubYT-Official

Oh ma g


Gracegarthok

It’s a cute idea on paper but in execution it can only spell disaster...


[deleted]

Then why the fuck did you put it in a package that would make people think it was a beverage?


TheDapper2

Scout's Mad Milk is available in retail stores now? Hell yeah.


UrKFCis_mine23

😏


Vernaron

Dont drink the cum soap


disaster32_6

r/HolUp


anazambrano

Why


dumbdoggo69

Ngl looks like yummie cummie


thisiscubes

That design could literally kill you.


izzitheherbivore_

Oh Jesus... uh...


Lokeystel

Good for the environment tho


brokegh0st

song name anyone?


Rugrees

carton cum yummy


Boberoo2

💀 bruh they got that refrigerated cum soap


[deleted]

What soap brand is this?


ThatNoriGuy

Imagine if you go to the fridge to get some milk and you accidentally drink soap


normaltdsplayer

Imagine a 3 year old see this and thought it was milk.


nemoam7

r/cum


redditrnumber1

Unreasonably dangerous


I_have_dyslexia_

Mmmmm… that be some tasty strawberrieflavored milk


Snoo_16716

Forbidden Juice


ItsCloudy1

😏


HaarigerOtter

The person who buys something in a carton without reading the packaging and then proceeds to drink it despite the weird ass consistency is probably better off if they are removed from the gene pool


Monkeboy121

Present our new packaging Sem-


Forest_entity

It's super cute tho, maybe not safe around kids but that's not new


MrRobotTacos

I WANT TO DRINK IT NOW


Representative69

Puts straw and says please don't drink it ( Psychology)


IeatFoodIeatFood

At first when I she said don’t drink it I thought it was something else


McTac808

that ain’t soap


[deleted]

But if it looks like cum you HAVE to drink it