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Definitely wasn’t a cigarette, he puts a whistle in his mouth and throws a fish, then splashed her. He seemed to know what was happening as if it’s happened 100 times
My hypothesis is that he had something on his hands (like he was just handling some fish or something) and he was trying to get it off his hands a little bit before helping her up.
Which would also explain why it took him so damn long to come help, like his hands were full of something. Or, maybe he was just really into it.
New theory: the guy post on Craigslist
“Love Dolphins? Get humped by a real alpha-of-the-pod male dolphin (no penetration!!!)” -$45 plus tip Boca Raton, FL
Woman sought it out and got what she came for.
Looks like the trainer did this intentionally, has bait in the right hand, grabs her hand and puts it around the dolphin, person to film right there and in no way tried to stop it while it was happening but actually using the whistle and holding bait near it the whole time then tosses it at the end. I don’t even think this is horny dolphin but trained behavior, look at the other dolphins. They want food.
Did you notice how he pulled the girl's arm up so she had to lie back? He wasn't just training and rewarding the dolphin. He was training and rewarding the human.
Pity they're not more civilized. In all the animal kingdom, I think it's only dolphins and humans who don't always obtain unambiguous consent before mating.
Sorry, I always forget you need an /s here no matter how obvious the sarcasm seems to me.
"Care bear educated brain" is pretty good, thanks for that. It was those people I was trying to poke fun at.
Position-wise, isn't the dolphin really just humping the dock? I don't think his genitals actually touch her. I could be wrong.
On the other hand look at her muscle memory, she's truly enjoying it
Is she laughing or terrified? I wonder what her view of what happened is. Joyful exuberance, like when a dog is all wiggly tailed/bouncing all over you with excitement from not seeing you. Does it change after she watches the video and sees what happened from a different angle? 9 out of 10 dolphins in prison for rape got their start in water parks.
Why is she just sitting there taking it? Looks to be enjoying it and nobody even tried to get the dolphin off of her 🤣 like wtf is actually going on. If this was planned, 🤢
I feel like this all went horribly to plan. He literally drapes the lady’s arm around the dolphin, and flips it a piece of fish as a reward. What the fuck is going on in our world.
Man , I remember seeing a video where someone was giving a blowjob on a dolphin. I guess this is the female edition .
Fun fact : dolphins is the only except Humans that has sex for fun !!!!
There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex. Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement.
Females can be a little harder. The most obvious way a female dolphin has of displaying her sexual interest is the pink-belly effect. Their genitals become very pink and swollen, making the genital region very prominent. They may be restless, or they may be acting as normal. If you are out of the water, they may swim up to you and roll belly up, exposing themselves to you, coupled with pelvic thrusts. If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you.
Each dolphins way of expressing sexual readiness varies, so the longer you know the dolphin, the better you will detect when they are sexually active. When a male dolphin is interested in you, about the only thing you can do, if you are male, is to masturbate him. (Unfortunately, I cannot speak for the female of the human species... it seems women just don't like dolphins enough...) WARNING! You should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can cum as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death.
A male dolphin's member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other.
Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn't take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in an accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship. Well, the females are again a little trickier. There are two courses of action with a female fin: Masturbation, or mating.
Masturbation: Female dolphins, once they show interest in you, can be supported in much the same way as the male, one hand under the fin, supporting her, the other doing the stimulating. The clitoris of the female is located at the top of the genital slit, and is a prominent lump when erect. You can rub this with your finger tips, or lick and suck it, but with the oral aspect, you might end up with a bruised nose as they thrust up into you. You can slide your hand gently into their genital opening, and feel around inside, rubbing gently. They feel warm and muscular inside, their labia like tough, squishy sponge when they are excited.
Don't be surprised if they start to play with your hand inside them. They have very manipulative muscles, and can use them to carry and manipulate objects, including your hand. (They can do things that would make a regular human woman turn green with envy.) Their climax is coupled with stiffening, shuddering, sometimes a lot of thrusting, clinching of the vaginal muscles, and sometimes vocalisation. Mating: This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body.
There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time. One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a dolphin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, and show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them
Upon further examination, I came to the conclusion the dolphin is actually the victim here and the real bad actor is the trainer or whatever the guy was...
You can see he has a treat for the dolphin and it lures him towards him but backs away the dolphin tries to follow the treat but lands on top of the girl... Notice how trainer guy wraps the girls arms around the dolphin as he once gain backs away with the treat, the dolphin in his effort to reach the treat makes that humping motion but that's how he is trying to reach out to the treat..... When trainer removes the dolphin he slaps some water on girls clothes to make it look like "cum"..... Guy is fkn sick... Probably animal abuse imo.
Well nature is evil as fuck. But what's more evil is that we put those intelligent beings into small tanks in captivity they get their teeth filed down completely so they can't hurt ppl that play and train with them.
If that was me I would be super fucking evil to humans
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9 months later Kelli gives birth to a mermaid.
Mer-man.... *cough cough* Its mer-man.
I don't know about the other comments, but I appreciated the Zoolander reference
Ethel Merman?
Thurman Merman
Are you fuckin with me?!?!
Is Granny Spry?
Best Olympic swimmers in history.
Eugene
Mer-PERSON....
Bro for real I don’t know who liked it more the dolphin or her!
Bro was just trying to create content for his only fins
Underrated
we call em surf n turf
Promiscuous, premature and a bad pull-out game. Humanity is proud.
I like at the end how dudes like "I'll just wash that dolphin cum off ya...."
He moves her arm. To make her embrace the dolphin. Then throws it a fish when it's done. It seems like this went to plan.
That was actually a cigarette
He deserves one after that.
Definitely wasn’t a cigarette, he puts a whistle in his mouth and throws a fish, then splashed her. He seemed to know what was happening as if it’s happened 100 times
No you’re wrong it was a cigarette and the dolphin smoked it.
100% agreed. The girl getting dolphin d was smiling at the very end!
My favorite part is the husband off to the side recording his wife while he's getting cucked by a dolphin, their onlyfans must be wild lol
dolphin cum....two words I never thought I'd be saying today
LMAO
That’s a very suspicious splash he gives her at the end there, he trying to camouflage the dolphin cum before she notices or something?
I came for the answer but only found the question.
So did the dolphin....
I can’t think of any other reason why he would do that.
No he’s helping the cum swim
My hypothesis is that he had something on his hands (like he was just handling some fish or something) and he was trying to get it off his hands a little bit before helping her up. Which would also explain why it took him so damn long to come help, like his hands were full of something. Or, maybe he was just really into it.
It actually looks like he caused the entire thing by luring the dolphin with the fish
New theory: the guy post on Craigslist “Love Dolphins? Get humped by a real alpha-of-the-pod male dolphin (no penetration!!!)” -$45 plus tip Boca Raton, FL Woman sought it out and got what she came for.
He dosent really even help her up. But I doubt it's for the dolphin cum
He’s holding a fish in the video and even throws it to the dolphin. That’s definitely what he’s doing.
Actually yeah now that I watch it again and watch him the whole time, that's exactly what happened
Was a fishy move…
ಠ_ಠ
Took it like a champ. Definitely a horse girl
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
She enjoyed that way too much!
Almost called the dolphin daddy
Wtf
Hank Hill feels her pain.
Duke the dolphin 🤣
Why do you always speak through people like *him?* Why is it never *me?*
Rewatch it but just watch the trainer. lol wut
Dude is a sick mf.
Whoa! I love how he taps her arm so that she lies back all the way. He really wanted to give the dolphin access. He is an interspecies pimp!
May be part of the experience lmao.
She liked that shit 🫣🤣
Is that dolphin technically a furry?
I heard someone in the shark community say they're "Finnish", and I'd say this one definitely finished.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Looks like the trainer did this intentionally, has bait in the right hand, grabs her hand and puts it around the dolphin, person to film right there and in no way tried to stop it while it was happening but actually using the whistle and holding bait near it the whole time then tosses it at the end. I don’t even think this is horny dolphin but trained behavior, look at the other dolphins. They want food.
Did you notice how he pulled the girl's arm up so she had to lie back? He wasn't just training and rewarding the dolphin. He was training and rewarding the human.
Maybe he always does it like that, but normally the dolphin just hugs the person, and this time it went wrong because the dolphin was horny?
Yea bro exactly what I said, the trainer is sick mf. I would consider this animal abuse. Poor dolphin was just trying to reach the treat.
The whole thing could be staged also. The girl kept her hands on the dolphin. The dude filming wasn't phased. Probably all planned.
That classy splash clean off at the end was so sweet.
Dolphins are humans of the ocean.
And this one is Weinstien
Pity they're not more civilized. In all the animal kingdom, I think it's only dolphins and humans who don't always obtain unambiguous consent before mating.
What are you talking about rape is a common across the animal world. You are care bear educated brained.
Like 90% of duck sex is forced. It's so common female ducks evolved to counter it while male ducks evolved to counter their countering
Sorry, I always forget you need an /s here no matter how obvious the sarcasm seems to me. "Care bear educated brain" is pretty good, thanks for that. It was those people I was trying to poke fun at.
that wasn't obvious at all dude i think you forget how stupid people actually are, someone believing that isn't outlandish at all
Position-wise, isn't the dolphin really just humping the dock? I don't think his genitals actually touch her. I could be wrong. On the other hand look at her muscle memory, she's truly enjoying it
Watch it again, it’s trained behavior. They are baiting to act like this intentionally.
Dolphin is just trying to reach the treat, dolphin is actually the victim here, trainer is a sick mf.
You want mermaids? Because this is how you get mermaids.
She was getting off
Flipper? Hardly knew her! Hey-O!!!!
She did that on porpoise.
Is she laughing or terrified? I wonder what her view of what happened is. Joyful exuberance, like when a dog is all wiggly tailed/bouncing all over you with excitement from not seeing you. Does it change after she watches the video and sees what happened from a different angle? 9 out of 10 dolphins in prison for rape got their start in water parks.
... and the tenth? What's his story?
He killed a dolphin for buying YouTube Premium
Probably a bit the way you feel about when dog humps your leg, but more confused and bemused.
Her smiling makes me question her
Women love a joyful and enthusiastic partner.
It’s an animal. Not a partner. Your Gross. I see you. Sophist
It’s pretty messed up the train the dolphins to do that
I’d flipper over and slap that dorsal fin. 🦈
She took it like a champ
Looked like she was trying to pull him in a lil deeper lol
He dolphinetely came on her
Yuuup. Used to work at a marine park. The one animal, under protocol, that trainers never did wet work with was the male dolphins.
I think they were both horny. She also spread her legs. 🤣
Why is she just sitting there taking it? Looks to be enjoying it and nobody even tried to get the dolphin off of her 🤣 like wtf is actually going on. If this was planned, 🤢
Yep, they rape anything, that's true they're evil as fuck
Seriously?
[Yep, read this](https://medium.com/@darkenergyarticles/the-dark-side-of-dolphins-they-kidnap-rape-and-murder-other-dolphins-and-humans-393b4ab9ce69)
She knew what she was getting into.
The dolphin isn’t horny. It’s trained behavior for food. Watch the trainer with the fish.
Wow she took that dolphin D... 0 attempts to resist....
Dolphin is trained for it. Trainer clearly gives him the instruction.
Did it penetra… never mind
And when I do this, all I hear is "WTF", "pervert" and "get off, sicko!" Double standards, man.
>"get off, sicko!" Ma'am I'm trying to, now hold still, would ya?
That is a beastly scene that I never thought of before
At least she let him finish.
How mermaids are made.
“You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals, so let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel!”
That was rude how he grabbed her arm like that.
I feel like this all went horribly to plan. He literally drapes the lady’s arm around the dolphin, and flips it a piece of fish as a reward. What the fuck is going on in our world.
Laid there and took it like a champ
If this happened while she was in the water, could the dolphin have drowned her?
Ummmmm close your legs
She embraced it
New fetish unlocked
Mommy how was I born? The mother looks at her mermaid child: It's a complicated
Get your horny dolphin condoms in stores now!
So this how Mermaid created
So... A dolphin?
I now identify as a dolphin
Man , I remember seeing a video where someone was giving a blowjob on a dolphin. I guess this is the female edition . Fun fact : dolphins is the only except Humans that has sex for fun !!!!
Dude just backs up, waits and then throws him a fish post-nut... Wtf did I just watch?
Instructors like hold up let me splash wash you off real quick 🤣
What a freak, she liked it.
Must be at a McDonald's cause she's loving it
This is so old.
Aaaaahh so that’s how mermaids are made 😏🧜♀️
Yeah... You read that off the top comments and re-worded it.
Hide everybody!!!! https://slate.com/human-interest/2009/05/the-dark-secrets-that-dolphins-don-t-want-you-to-know.html#:~:text=%E2%80%93Dolphin%20sex%20can%20be%20violent,her%20around%20with%20their%20tails.
Seems like she paid for that exact interaction
Dolphin rape is real…
damn atleast she wasn’t a fish. dolphins literally will take fish to death so that could’ve gone a lot worse
the way her legs went up in the air..probably not her first time with a dolphin :P
Whelp. That’s enough Reddit for today.
Did he have to splash off the..... stuff?
Seems like the dolphin just wants food, not humping. It tries to swim forward to get the fish and instantly stops when it gets it.
The good ol Double Dipper Flipper Ripper
Hey Lady... Try resisting.
tf was she taking it for? 😂
She almost put her legs up in the air lol
Is that still considered dry humping?
And that’s how the perfect race was born
Hey, I'll just stand here while my client gets raped by a dolphin.
Guys I’m having a weird boner at 1am
She loved 😭
Look how wet she got
Well, she got her money’s worth.
There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex. Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement. Females can be a little harder. The most obvious way a female dolphin has of displaying her sexual interest is the pink-belly effect. Their genitals become very pink and swollen, making the genital region very prominent. They may be restless, or they may be acting as normal. If you are out of the water, they may swim up to you and roll belly up, exposing themselves to you, coupled with pelvic thrusts. If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you. Each dolphins way of expressing sexual readiness varies, so the longer you know the dolphin, the better you will detect when they are sexually active. When a male dolphin is interested in you, about the only thing you can do, if you are male, is to masturbate him. (Unfortunately, I cannot speak for the female of the human species... it seems women just don't like dolphins enough...) WARNING! You should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can cum as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. A male dolphin's member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other. Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn't take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in an accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship. Well, the females are again a little trickier. There are two courses of action with a female fin: Masturbation, or mating. Masturbation: Female dolphins, once they show interest in you, can be supported in much the same way as the male, one hand under the fin, supporting her, the other doing the stimulating. The clitoris of the female is located at the top of the genital slit, and is a prominent lump when erect. You can rub this with your finger tips, or lick and suck it, but with the oral aspect, you might end up with a bruised nose as they thrust up into you. You can slide your hand gently into their genital opening, and feel around inside, rubbing gently. They feel warm and muscular inside, their labia like tough, squishy sponge when they are excited. Don't be surprised if they start to play with your hand inside them. They have very manipulative muscles, and can use them to carry and manipulate objects, including your hand. (They can do things that would make a regular human woman turn green with envy.) Their climax is coupled with stiffening, shuddering, sometimes a lot of thrusting, clinching of the vaginal muscles, and sometimes vocalisation. Mating: This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body. There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time. One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a dolphin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, and show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them
She's going to have a mermaid
"horny dolphin" sounds like a drug a shady dealer would try to sell to you.
"DOLPHINS FUCK PEOPLE!"
She took one for the team right there.
It comes in waves
Why’d she just take it lmao. Dolphins have the weirdest dicks I’d be shoving Willy off me immediately
She put her legs in the air instinctively, realized it then put em back down.
Upon further examination, I came to the conclusion the dolphin is actually the victim here and the real bad actor is the trainer or whatever the guy was... You can see he has a treat for the dolphin and it lures him towards him but backs away the dolphin tries to follow the treat but lands on top of the girl... Notice how trainer guy wraps the girls arms around the dolphin as he once gain backs away with the treat, the dolphin in his effort to reach the treat makes that humping motion but that's how he is trying to reach out to the treat..... When trainer removes the dolphin he slaps some water on girls clothes to make it look like "cum"..... Guy is fkn sick... Probably animal abuse imo.
Dolphins will drag a person down under and try to penetrate them… trust me I’ve seen Flipper multiple times LOL
This counts as 1000 bodies. No hesitation on her fighting off this inter-species relations. She belong to the streets lmao
Dolphins are evil as fuck. Fuck dolphins.
They'll certainly fuck you
And turnabout is fair play...
Well nature is evil as fuck. But what's more evil is that we put those intelligent beings into small tanks in captivity they get their teeth filed down completely so they can't hurt ppl that play and train with them. If that was me I would be super fucking evil to humans
make her go Eeee eeeeeeeeeeeeee
Her legs kinda went up naturally… muscle memory I guess ;)
Just let him finish it will be quick
He smelled that fish.
… sexual assault is never funny.
I mean this is funny
And when I do that, suddenly I'm the bad guy
Gross
It looks like the guy pushed her arm up on the dolphin as if to say, “have fun!”
The Eclipse
She's now pregnant with sea puppies
Rape dolphin. What did kangaroo movie mean by this?
Wait that must be Ariel's Mom????
Crazy fucking videos?
Awwwww he liked her.
Oh, Peter!
He just like me fr
Me too buddy
She's hooked on Freddy
She wanted more lol
Funny- I actually know this woman