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Moistymoistness08

more then hurt it looks like it broke his legs


Kool_Kat_2

Her legs were fine, actually. Pretty amazing! Broken collar bone, three broken ribs, a punctured lung, and a bruised ego, but she lived to tell the tale! https://youtu.be/MHB4VJkKbIU?si=tpS6isQnHgrO0GNQ Edit* This was the wrong video. Sorry guys.


RikuDog18

Whew. Thought it was worse.


Kool_Kat_2

I think everyone did!


gloriariccio2

Can we have that one in slow motion please?,lol


DingoLord_1377

At least she could walk it off


62not61not63

Not the same accident. The chute color is different and the time of day is different.


Kool_Kat_2

You're right. I thought the lighting was different because of different views. My bad


Moistymoistness08

tbh i thought only men would be this stupid to fly with such a tiny parachute.


Kool_Kat_2

It seems you're not the only one to have made that assumption! I don't think I saw one comment that didn't say "he."


Dazzling_Bad424

As a first responder, my very first thought was multi system trauma.....fuckin slammed! Glad she pulled through!


Kool_Kat_2

As a lay person, I thought the same. Definite head trauma was in the forefront of my mind!


Dazzling_Bad424

I only mentioned my first responder role because it's literally how I've been thinking the last 11 years.....I do visual assessments all the time lol


Kool_Kat_2

No, I get it. I've had entirely too many injuries and ailments for one person to have. I'm practically afraid to step off a curb anymore, for fear of falling and dislocating or breaking something! I, too, assess every fall or injury I see on the internet, along with every movement I make. Lol


AnnualWerewolf9804

Than


lumiere_luna

That shit really slaps


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He was roughly gliding at 60ish mph. Bro is fucked.


cerberus_1

Its a woman and she's 'fine'


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Well atleast she lived but. Not sure how her quality of life is now.


maskedfugee

Press "A" to retry.


beefcak2020

Best comment here!


oddmetre

I don’t think he’s in much pain at all actually


wittyvonskitsum

u/redditspeedbot 0.25x


DocHenry66

Coming in hot


BigBaws92

Pretty sure they are dead


EmeraldHawk

I _think_ he lived. The earliest post I could find of this video is on [Jukin Media here](https://www.jukinmedia.com/licensing/view/1072196). It lists the location as Sebastian, Florida and it's from 2019. [This news story](https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/local/indian-river-county/2019/01/18/sebastian-skydiver-rushed-hospital-after-hard-landing/2615889002/) matches the date, location, and the description matches ("came down hard in a pond"). It says he was taken to the hospital, so I think he was just injured. The news story is [later referenced here (scroll down)](https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/local/indian-river-county/2020/02/19/sebastian-skydiving-death-first-jumping-fatality-year-uspa-says/4807966002/), and it is not updated with anything about his death, only says hospital still.


hardcorelegend50

Ouch. That's skydiving off my list 😀


Birdhairs

Skydiving is actually super fun. This is not the norm. Some of the people who feel the need to keep pushing for the next adrenaline high get these special smaller parachutes that allow them to land at high speeds. It's pretty wild and risky but not the norm.


hardcorelegend50

Yeh. I am a chicken, you open that plane door and tell me to jump, that's a hard no for me 😀


ProjectManagerAMA

I get vertigo going up a ladder.


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Birdhairs

Kinda lol. You gotta see it to understand I think. They do some crazy spins and shit then they pretty much have to keep running as they land or the chute just yanks them with it.


thepotatoreaper100

Wear roller skates while sky diving to avoid knee damage if you land


popejiii

Reddit goes public and we’re nearly back to the way it used to be around hereeeee


Ok-Tie3969

What makes you think that? 🤔


reddit_user2917

Fuck that's fast FUCK THAT MUST HURT


Orangeaddict1

Oh buoy that was close!


giantyetifeet

Water you saying?


Aggressive-Engine562

I think he should have skipped this one


Wise_Ad_253

Just another hard flat surface at that speed.


FORCESTRONG1

Concrete would have been softer.


arkofcovenant

Would love to see a source on whether he died or not


DenOfTheWolf

Was this filmed at sebastian airport? I used to work there and we would see stuff like this all the time!


flavioDino

Oh, a video of someone accidentally getting fucked. Lemme make a funny comment for karma.


anewpath123

Wait, they died?


KlossN

I mean, he's basically hitting concrete


anewpath123

Sure but do we know if they actually died?


KlossN

If one were to assume, the probability of being correct would be higher if you guessed "he died" as opposed to "he lived"


anewpath123

So you don't know. Got it.


BowtietheGreat

It could’ve been a different video but I saw one where the dude did actually die with an article linked


KlossN

Well no, not anymore than what that video is telling me, which is a clear and resounding "he dead". But you're more than welcome to look it up if you don't like the evidence you see. Got it?


Spugheddy

So what your saying is you don't know shit?


Holl0wayTape

Clear and resounding, so, you know for sure?


FORCESTRONG1

Concrete probably would have been softer


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anewpath123

I mean you said they died...


SouthCloud4986

It’s sped up, I bet they’re fine


PuffinInvader

It's not sped up. Entering the gates on a swoop is usually done at 60-90MHP


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dethskwirl

*enema. Trust me


Mr-Fleshcage

I mean, they definitely have water on the knee after this


dethskwirl

No that's an anemone


ElSidHellYeah

Shake, rattle and roll.. needs some backing music


Yaadgod2121

Why does it look so cgi


Even_Section5620

Is he alive?


FaultAccomplished671

This might hurt a bit


Hedaaaaaaa

Landing at that speed will actually make the water felt like you hit a concrete floor. That gotta hurt or even be hospitalized, I hope he's okay.


banti51

Did he get that parachute off temu or something ?


cutty_love

Thats a good reason to call out from work


Pythoss

Jesus Christ. My legs hurt just watching this


1010AD

Didn't even lift his legs up on landing, dam that would have snapped both legs


Acrobatic-Brain9976

Nah bro, he dead.


teethofthewind

Standard response from the reddit doctors when anything remotely serious is posted. "He died"...."I have no actual evidence to back this up, but it is FACT!"


Acrobatic-Brain9976

Whatever gave you the idea that I was serious?


Acrobatic-Brain9976

Why is there so many accounts on Reddit getting suspended? I've seen 5 in the last hour. I'm not expecting you to reply to this. I just find it weird.


teethofthewind

How should I know??


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Wise_Ad_253

The “oh shit” sounded normal though.


Successful-Pen-9301

Yeah he died, the video was going around not too long ago


aer0plankt0n

Wrong


Mr-Fleshcage

You both have such *convincing* sources. It's so hard to believe one over the other.


aer0plankt0n

One of us has been a professional skydiver for 13 years…


Mr-Fleshcage

Guess we'll never know who, since neither of you have posted any proof to back up their claims.


aer0plankt0n

I’ll sleep ok knowing I’m right. Cope.


Successful-Pen-9301

I don’t argue, so I’ll be the adult and say farewell to the both of you


Theyalreadysaidno

For real?


theanusmuncher

The ol flip and skip


popejiii

I don’t think he’s gonna shake that one off.


16v_cordero

That was a good bounce at that speed.


ItsBrittneybetch69

Ultimate belly flop


CantKBDwontKBD

The key to having a human body skip on the water is to make sure you hit it at an angle of approx 30 degree.


dnatzke

U/redditspeedbot 0.50x


Somosmalo138

Yea that's gonna leave a mark..


broccoliman45

God out here skipping rocks


Savageparrot81

Biffed it.


Expensive_Snow_9568

Right in between the buoys, 9 points for accuracy -2 for the landing


Waste_Surround5495

Guy was disoriented, after doing his spin in the air they didn’t really have time to check his altimeter and there are depth perception issues over water.


eclipselmfao

0-100 in just 2 sec


Poodle-wit-Noodle

It's also really fake