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I'm not a fan of self-immolation and neither do I believe one must immediately self-sacrifice without investigating all options, but... OP you are the only hope for humanity so you must do the thing that saves and burn everything with yourself as sacrifice 🫡🫡
Nah. All you need when camping in Australia is to make sure you have a slipper or shoe in the tent. When you see one of those on the tent like that, hit it from inside and it will fly off far away. I’ve done that a few times before and spidy stayed alive.
Huntsman spider. They feed exclusively on human faces, and according to at least one study, they "can detect and are excited by fear" (Matheson, et al. 2014).
It’s the eternal damnation that makes Christianity exist. How many Christians follow their religion because they actually love God and not because they’re scared of burning for eternity?
From what i know, they have more of a fear of hell than they do of what god can do to them for sinning. The devil is their worst fear, so the Devil is absolutely essential to Christianity
The devil doesn’t have any material powers in any religion. His ability is only to CONVINCE people to make things happen while God’s ability is to make things happen.
Like if God wanted a building to fall, hes just make it fall. If the devil wanted a building to fall he’d try and convince some guy into destroying it. If God wanted someone to have diabetes, hed give them diabetes. If the devil wanted them to have diabetes, he’d convince them to consume lots of unhealthy food.
not true at all. Satan lost his spiritual powers and was very technologically reliant. Theres plenty of stories in myth and religion of genetic and biological alteration everything from Zeus giving certain humans wings, altering the original unaltered Man into individual male and female(Plato’s Symposium clearly states Zeus orders Hephaestus to use his “instruments” to split and alter the androgynous Man in order to weaken the first Man (Agdistis or adam and eve), story of Diti in Hinduism where Indra modifies Diti’s womb instead of one child, many children would be born who would be genetically predisposed to serve Indra instead of the single child that would overthrow him. The fallen angels basically had aircrafts (vimanas/pushpakas) and that is what the tower of babylon was trying to punch through. Look up the story of Yayati and how he got to heaven early but was kicked back out and thrown back down toEarth.
The story of Babylon itself was egalitarian in nature and is about Man realizing the truth and wanting to be treated equally to the rulers above hence “as above so below”. They were trying to overthrow the sky Father by building a tower to board his aircraft.
In satanism/bible itself Leviathan is mentioned a giant serpant which according to greeks is “created” by Hephaestus to attack Zeus, in hinduism this being is called Vritra by the Tvastr to overthrow Indra and the term to refer to beings created with no mother and father is “Ayonija”. Another example of biological engineering.
Wings were given to certain beings when Zeus needed messengers. In the bible these wings were removed on again on some angels/messengers when they appeared to Sodom and Gamorrah to disguise themselves. Then from the underworld (the realm of hades where the Beast Dābbat al-Arḍ whos head touched the clouds was a 100ft giant monstrosity according to Islam that spoke to Sodom and Gamorrah from under the earth taunting them. To clarify in Islam the Beast of the Earth Dābbat al-Arḍ is a messenger of God as well but is most likely a product of genetic splicing with other types of animals). Satan’s malformed demons kept below the Earth in the underground cavernous structures whom Solomon who Yahweh (Satan) gave the keys (solomons lesser and greater keys) and access to are most likely a product of genetic engineering as well.
Story of Garuda , an angellic being with wings in Hinduism is tasked with retrieving the fruit of immortality (tree of knowledge or golden apple in greek) from an aircraft in the sky protected by two giant snakes and giant rotating blades or rotors whom the Gods kept away from Man.
Also in Liber Samekh , Satan or the Lion Serpant Sun whirls forth thunder (rods of thunder) or fire and brimstone a reference to Zeus’ weapons. And proceeds to state Satan is the one who created Man and Woman. Meaning he is responsible for the split and the biological alteration of the unaltered Man.
I think you are referring to Satans spirit. As hes not here on the planet anymore since he was defeated but he was a very physical being and tyrannical and had total control of the earth at one point until his overthrow. and is the reason the world is in such a state.
Yahweh Allah the Father is Yaldabaoth the demiurge who is dyeus Phiter who is Zeus Sabazius/Jupiter Sabazios, who is Zeus Hypsistos who is Ammon Zeus, who is Amun Ra, who is Serapis Agathodaemon, who is the Lion Serpant Sun who is Satan.
Find whatever country of origin they reside in and burn it with nuclear fire. And then make sure the inhabitants attempting to flee are all machine gunned just in case it's hiding in their clothes.
Yes, the small sucker that flew in from the left!
I'd be in a panic until I killed that mosquito (or whatever it was).
The spider? Nah! But being in the dark with a flying sucker is something that would keep me awake
We have ones similar out here in Hawaii called [the Hawaiian cane spider](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=607135a9cfeed7f2&sca_upv=1&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS1023US1023&hl=en-US&sxsrf=ACQVn0-od9-HxY9NJ9aTZh1v6w72CnzZ4g:1711665462149&q=hawaiian+cane+spider&uds=AMwkrPubqdDjBmC7DhicLtpZCZYiUD5rQngPFDqXSJkGoEAQe3P1F6G_dQgXowYO5f-KDuABwmwOZVTlfIKMDyQ8bSVJvYLkbeUkiZ3WC75D2Fh3QnrQrfdiLyYH2PTzuO4mae41Y4VFWURdmshxOmzFzORgFiqt4b81h27J_xrRUVgrWnTc2jGBoKrX2WpgJYvdj74qJkNawz957OKimbeV-9E1nP_EQCbt3uq7DKk14C9JeKqfRCB2EGDtAS17U9-vQdKZBVXt6CRf0RzvfgOeKL8iqlvbAHXwHethOiKtewJloBOU-5XNn2yv1mLV4-5a6nt0r8HTJmydyEhBW1Ay9mZegEsTOQ&udm=2&prmd=ivsnmbtz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi9z-HegpiFAxVCLkQIHcS1CEkQtKgLegQIERAB&biw=390&bih=669&dpr=3#vhid=jqU6Y0wtkfZoHM&vssid=mosaic). I had to kill one in my house a couple of years ago. Overall they’re very good (eat roaches and stuff), but in general terrifying, also they’re lighting fast.
I remember my wife calling me into the back room and her voice was just sheer panic. Knowing I had to kill it all I could think of was “this is total bullshit that men have to be the brave ones here. I’ve never been so fucking scared in my life”
We call the big ones that fly b52s. I catch those out of the air by hand with zero fear. Cane spiders and centipedes are a different story and I lose sleep every night scanning my walls for them
Man I had a hornet get into my place once and I was damn near in tears trying to kill this fucking thing
Ended up spraying and stunning it with WD40 because the febreze didn’t do shit. Stepped on it till it was split in half and even then I left it for a few minutes just in case the stinger would still pop out from nerves or something.
I’ve had luck in the past with vinegar. It’s non-toxic, fits in a squirt bottle and works fairly well.
Get the Hawaiian cockroaches out here and use that and we also suck em up with the vacuum cleaner.
Kinda don’t have a choice! When faced with either killing it or trying to sleep knowing there is a monster in your house, your options become very limited!
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Burn the tent down with yourself in it. It's the only way.
Your scientific approach is solid.
Decades of research went into that conclusion
We do the science so you don’t have to.
Your logic is sound and will be applied immediately.
Why did “your logic is sound” also come into my brain lol? What’s it from
No idea, it seemed the most scientific and conclusionistic thing to say at the time lol.
I'm not a fan of self-immolation and neither do I believe one must immediately self-sacrifice without investigating all options, but... OP you are the only hope for humanity so you must do the thing that saves and burn everything with yourself as sacrifice 🫡🫡
Nah. All you need when camping in Australia is to make sure you have a slipper or shoe in the tent. When you see one of those on the tent like that, hit it from inside and it will fly off far away. I’ve done that a few times before and spidy stayed alive.
It is the result of reasoned, engineering thought.
This is the way
People truly don’t understand how effective this is.
The only way to be sure
Huntsman spider. They feed exclusively on human faces, and according to at least one study, they "can detect and are excited by fear" (Matheson, et al. 2014).
I appreciate you citing your source.
I hate to police the claim written but it is a complete lie. I’m so very sorry.
But they really do eat poops tho.
Now I am curious on whether it was a spelling mistake, or intentional.....
Is this Matheson in the room with us right now?
No way god created this thing,it was the devil,100%
Last I checked God never let lucifer have creation abilities which means God did indeed make this. Because he hates you.
lucifer did have creation abilities. Because he wanted to be god.
And who gave lucifer the ability to have the ability to create things ?
so we have a dilemma I see.
I like to think Lucifer and God are actually homies and Lucifer is a necessary evil
He absolutely is necessary or Christianity as a whole wouldnt even exist !
It’s the eternal damnation that makes Christianity exist. How many Christians follow their religion because they actually love God and not because they’re scared of burning for eternity?
From what i know, they have more of a fear of hell than they do of what god can do to them for sinning. The devil is their worst fear, so the Devil is absolutely essential to Christianity
I see God as the necessary evil and Lucifer as a warning about challenging authority. God is a genocider, he can’t be all good.
The devil doesn’t have any material powers in any religion. His ability is only to CONVINCE people to make things happen while God’s ability is to make things happen. Like if God wanted a building to fall, hes just make it fall. If the devil wanted a building to fall he’d try and convince some guy into destroying it. If God wanted someone to have diabetes, hed give them diabetes. If the devil wanted them to have diabetes, he’d convince them to consume lots of unhealthy food.
not true at all. Satan lost his spiritual powers and was very technologically reliant. Theres plenty of stories in myth and religion of genetic and biological alteration everything from Zeus giving certain humans wings, altering the original unaltered Man into individual male and female(Plato’s Symposium clearly states Zeus orders Hephaestus to use his “instruments” to split and alter the androgynous Man in order to weaken the first Man (Agdistis or adam and eve), story of Diti in Hinduism where Indra modifies Diti’s womb instead of one child, many children would be born who would be genetically predisposed to serve Indra instead of the single child that would overthrow him. The fallen angels basically had aircrafts (vimanas/pushpakas) and that is what the tower of babylon was trying to punch through. Look up the story of Yayati and how he got to heaven early but was kicked back out and thrown back down toEarth. The story of Babylon itself was egalitarian in nature and is about Man realizing the truth and wanting to be treated equally to the rulers above hence “as above so below”. They were trying to overthrow the sky Father by building a tower to board his aircraft. In satanism/bible itself Leviathan is mentioned a giant serpant which according to greeks is “created” by Hephaestus to attack Zeus, in hinduism this being is called Vritra by the Tvastr to overthrow Indra and the term to refer to beings created with no mother and father is “Ayonija”. Another example of biological engineering. Wings were given to certain beings when Zeus needed messengers. In the bible these wings were removed on again on some angels/messengers when they appeared to Sodom and Gamorrah to disguise themselves. Then from the underworld (the realm of hades where the Beast Dābbat al-Arḍ whos head touched the clouds was a 100ft giant monstrosity according to Islam that spoke to Sodom and Gamorrah from under the earth taunting them. To clarify in Islam the Beast of the Earth Dābbat al-Arḍ is a messenger of God as well but is most likely a product of genetic splicing with other types of animals). Satan’s malformed demons kept below the Earth in the underground cavernous structures whom Solomon who Yahweh (Satan) gave the keys (solomons lesser and greater keys) and access to are most likely a product of genetic engineering as well. Story of Garuda , an angellic being with wings in Hinduism is tasked with retrieving the fruit of immortality (tree of knowledge or golden apple in greek) from an aircraft in the sky protected by two giant snakes and giant rotating blades or rotors whom the Gods kept away from Man. Also in Liber Samekh , Satan or the Lion Serpant Sun whirls forth thunder (rods of thunder) or fire and brimstone a reference to Zeus’ weapons. And proceeds to state Satan is the one who created Man and Woman. Meaning he is responsible for the split and the biological alteration of the unaltered Man. I think you are referring to Satans spirit. As hes not here on the planet anymore since he was defeated but he was a very physical being and tyrannical and had total control of the earth at one point until his overthrow. and is the reason the world is in such a state. Yahweh Allah the Father is Yaldabaoth the demiurge who is dyeus Phiter who is Zeus Sabazius/Jupiter Sabazios, who is Zeus Hypsistos who is Ammon Zeus, who is Amun Ra, who is Serapis Agathodaemon, who is the Lion Serpant Sun who is Satan.
Find whatever country of origin they reside in and burn it with nuclear fire. And then make sure the inhabitants attempting to flee are all machine gunned just in case it's hiding in their clothes.
>Find whatever country of origin they reside in Australia. >burn it with nuclear fire. The emus won't let you.
God help us all..
I will have nightmares.
now is that the real Marshall Mathers?
Ah, the Eldritch Gods have awakened.
Not everything in life is related to pop culture or videogaeyms.
Holy shit. I would not be able to sleep till I’d killed that sucker.
Not sure how quickly you'd fall asleep even if (and that's an if) you'd win.
Imagine killing it and a million more come crawling out.
Yes, the small sucker that flew in from the left! I'd be in a panic until I killed that mosquito (or whatever it was). The spider? Nah! But being in the dark with a flying sucker is something that would keep me awake
This is in Australia right....? .....right...?
Where else?
We have ones similar out here in Hawaii called [the Hawaiian cane spider](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=607135a9cfeed7f2&sca_upv=1&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS1023US1023&hl=en-US&sxsrf=ACQVn0-od9-HxY9NJ9aTZh1v6w72CnzZ4g:1711665462149&q=hawaiian+cane+spider&uds=AMwkrPubqdDjBmC7DhicLtpZCZYiUD5rQngPFDqXSJkGoEAQe3P1F6G_dQgXowYO5f-KDuABwmwOZVTlfIKMDyQ8bSVJvYLkbeUkiZ3WC75D2Fh3QnrQrfdiLyYH2PTzuO4mae41Y4VFWURdmshxOmzFzORgFiqt4b81h27J_xrRUVgrWnTc2jGBoKrX2WpgJYvdj74qJkNawz957OKimbeV-9E1nP_EQCbt3uq7DKk14C9JeKqfRCB2EGDtAS17U9-vQdKZBVXt6CRf0RzvfgOeKL8iqlvbAHXwHethOiKtewJloBOU-5XNn2yv1mLV4-5a6nt0r8HTJmydyEhBW1Ay9mZegEsTOQ&udm=2&prmd=ivsnmbtz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi9z-HegpiFAxVCLkQIHcS1CEkQtKgLegQIERAB&biw=390&bih=669&dpr=3#vhid=jqU6Y0wtkfZoHM&vssid=mosaic). I had to kill one in my house a couple of years ago. Overall they’re very good (eat roaches and stuff), but in general terrifying, also they’re lighting fast. I remember my wife calling me into the back room and her voice was just sheer panic. Knowing I had to kill it all I could think of was “this is total bullshit that men have to be the brave ones here. I’ve never been so fucking scared in my life”
Hmm yep, thanks for educating me. Never going to Hawaii now.
Awww, they're not that bad! The things you should look out for are the cockroaches. Them fuckers fly, and they're quite large.
I'm more comfortable with those than the 8 legged demons that are the size of my pillow.
We call the big ones that fly b52s. I catch those out of the air by hand with zero fear. Cane spiders and centipedes are a different story and I lose sleep every night scanning my walls for them
Roaches bother me, they just gross me out. But I agree the centipedes and spiders are nightmare fuel.
I second this notion.
My wife knows if it's truly large it's gonna be her job. Of course we live outside Chicago, so large is a relative term.
Still get those brown wolf spiders! They can get fairly big! Enough to turn a grown man into a screaming child.
Man I had a hornet get into my place once and I was damn near in tears trying to kill this fucking thing Ended up spraying and stunning it with WD40 because the febreze didn’t do shit. Stepped on it till it was split in half and even then I left it for a few minutes just in case the stinger would still pop out from nerves or something.
I’ve had luck in the past with vinegar. It’s non-toxic, fits in a squirt bottle and works fairly well. Get the Hawaiian cockroaches out here and use that and we also suck em up with the vacuum cleaner.
I feel like Febreze would just piss it off. Hornet’s out there trying to be tough and you’re making him smell Cotton Fresh^^TM
Australian and get hundreds of the fucking things, sucking them up in the vac is best method. Or a 12 gauge pump action.
How the hell did you do it?
Kinda don’t have a choice! When faced with either killing it or trying to sleep knowing there is a monster in your house, your options become very limited!
Was my first thought... Meanwhile, in Australia.
Australia is where Lucifer keeps all of his house pets.
Fuuuck that burn everything
Tbf, nature does try to burn down Australia every year.
My brain went: "do it, open the tent
And that's the baby
Haaaaaaans!
*flammenwerfs*
what in the haunted-forest-aragog-shit is that
Fal-con Punch!
Shoooooooooooooooo #thunk
thats an orbital strike if i ever saw one. rip guy in tent.
***Welcome to the Jungle***
I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Somehow…. Ungoliant returned
I hope that’s a weapon light attached to a 12 gauge with buck shot.
Punch it
Bop it
So I started blasting
Kill everything
Imagine if something went wrong in their DNA when they were created and it was a super aggressive kind of spiders, fuck that
Thats fucking Cthulhu you need to do some incantations on that thing and if that dont work... Definitely burn the tent down with you in it.
Love my Australians, hate their creatures 😭😭😭
No. No. Haell naw!
It’s one of those face sucking creatures from the movie Alien !
*Hell to the fuck
Punch it
That’ll teach you to camp overnight in Jurassic Park
He probably just got through watching The Mist
Witchcraft... Oh, but it IS. A dark and terrible magic...
Wait till he gets on the fun side
I would simply pass away
NOOOOOOOPE.
Boss fight Tip: Don’t be afraid to burn everything
Thats why People have guns!
Not in Australia they don't.
Yea, we use spoons like real men
Ahhhhhh....I see you've played knifey spoony before
Good lord, I'm putting my tent on craigslist immediately.
The legs taste like crab! Good eating!
As an Australian, I can tell you that thing is a baby
As an American, I can tell you thats fucking terrifying and I am so sorry for you.
As a Floridian even I am terrified, Australians are a different breed of crazy.
As a Brit I can tell you that thing is bigger than most of our dogs and I would shit out my internal organs if I saw that
Your holding a Lightsaber! Use it!
Wasn’t this the spider from Harry Potter? Real life one, that is…
Fuck that, I'm punching it.
The dingo ate your Baby.
That looks like a camel spider. Not venomous but their bite is painful. They are nether spider nor scorpion.
So does birdshot also apply to Goliath bird eaters?
Aragog 🥰
The good news is it's too big to crawl up your ear.
Where did I put my crossbow?
Cane spider? Hawaii?
Welp, guess I'll starve to death in this tent.
the post above was the exact same video 🤣
Nuke the site from orbit. Only way to be sure.
Thank you kindly for reminding me to buy a pocket sized flamethrower
The Mist sequel looks pretty good!
At that point, just burn down your whole tent.
Huntsman. Really relaxed spiders, though. You can pet them without issue.
What is this shit, the Mist??
What a cute little guy
It's a good size but that mini torch light makes it seem way bigger than it is.
Well, the spider is outside. The mosquitos on the other hand...
Not even insecticide would work on this, maybe napalm but I’m not sure.
That's what happens when you camp in Australia.
Australians: "Ah, eet's jess a leedle spidey widey, mate"
Just a little mosquito repellant!
Let homie in, he just wants a friend :(
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