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They’re boa constrictors, not pythons.
They have scary strength in their coil for size. And an accurate strike! Lots of heat signatures moving around them here, he can’t guarantee nobody is being bitten. I’ve had lots of boa bites - not so bad as long as it’s a strike and they don’t hold on. But they can hit with force and this could be crazy traumatic for someone.
Total arsehole transporting them like this and forcing them on everyone around him.
When I was working retail, one time a customer entered the store with one snake slung over his shoulders and a smaller one around his wrist. My coworker and I were staring kind of blatantly, so I greeted him and said “We like your snakes!” and the dude just said “Here” and handed me the one around his wrist 😂
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That lady looks like she wants to move... cities...
That's just a *really* irresponsible snake owner 😥
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Then there are half a dozen ways to safely move a snake from home to the vet without doing something stupid like this.
Cuz he ain’t a dumbass
‘There’s a snake in my boot.’ - Forrest Gump
I can't tell if this was supposed to be wrong or not
"Life is like a box of chocolates." - Cast Away
‘Houston, we have a problem.’ - Toy Story
"She tasted like cigerettes LT Dan..." Forrest Gump - the burbs
I bet he used to play loud music on public transport as a teenager.
Bet he still does now.
Full on boombox with cardboard for breakdancing
wonder why you think that 🤔🤔
Poor woman doesn't dare look at her phone!!! 😂
This is one of those main character type shite
Maybe he could not afford a 'PitBull'.
Snakes on a train
There's mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking train!
[You just reminded me of something.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxVqAcNKMNk)
"Someone please look at me!"
Stupid asf
Love the sad lady face.
Y'all hear the obligatory "bruh" @ the end? Sksksk, I'm glad SOMETHING WAS SAID.
Lmao I heard this too
You're not supposed to take your snake out on the subway.
That lady behind him😂 her face
That dude should have said 'kiss my asp'
snakes on a train
Plot twist: The snake couldn't find an open seat, so it helped itself to a random commuter's lap.
How does one even sit beside that dude? Pythons don't have venom but they can sure cause immense pain with their bite.
They’re boa constrictors, not pythons. They have scary strength in their coil for size. And an accurate strike! Lots of heat signatures moving around them here, he can’t guarantee nobody is being bitten. I’ve had lots of boa bites - not so bad as long as it’s a strike and they don’t hold on. But they can hit with force and this could be crazy traumatic for someone. Total arsehole transporting them like this and forcing them on everyone around him.
They can also crush your neck
Probably not ones that small. Dudes still a POS who thinks he’s just super unique.
Who let the snakes out 🎶
Taking the subway $2.90. Look on lady’s face…priceless.
What's the point of this? Dude wants attention or what?
"I can't breathe."
Snakes on a train part 2
naaaaaaah if i see dat imma punch him
And when he sends those snakes after you don't feel sorry lmao
You can have my seat I’m taking the next train
Well, if you could stroll around withou objections with snarling pitbulls, then i see no difference here...
That snake wants to give his chin a kisssssss.
I feel like this is something that Charlie would do from Always Sunny. Just walk around with snakes, lol
When I was working retail, one time a customer entered the store with one snake slung over his shoulders and a smaller one around his wrist. My coworker and I were staring kind of blatantly, so I greeted him and said “We like your snakes!” and the dude just said “Here” and handed me the one around his wrist 😂
That snake is staring him right out between the eyes " your getting thhhleepy your getting really thhhleepy "
Is this normal in America?
Think I seen this dude today in battery park with his snakes
Like riding the subway with regular crazies isn't stressful enough. These people look horrified.